its unboxing time /v/
here's a peek inside
i'm pretty excited desu
>>320846804
Nice keyboard.
>>320846854
>peek
>cant even see inside
>>320846854
be careful, some nigger is trying to steal your box
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>>320846854
Why is your hand so dark?
>overclockersUK
wow, I wonder if it's PC parts
It's either a 980ti or you're a faggot
any final guesses
>>320846854
Y-you're black
>>320847048
>box full of large bubble wrap
>>320847197
Mechanical keyboard. Fuck Ducky, mine broke in 18 months.
>>320847219
>CURRENT YEAR
>>320847031
>>320847219
Well the box does say UK on it
I swear its the same nigger every time who makes these threads.
WE WAZ KANGS AND SHEEEIT
>>320846804
Christmas Trump Inbound
>>320846804
>>320846854
How do you make that censor effect? I want to learn to do it on GIMP but if you use photoshop that info could help too.
>>320847409
SHOO SHOO TRUMP GRUMP
>>320847219
BIG
its a keyboard
>UK
>on /v/
>shitposting
>nigger
Hey Porky
>>320847435
its a mosaic filter you moron. basic as fuck stuff.
>>320847435
here you go anon
tinyurl com/o4ul3a9
>>320847548
fucking faggot, I knew this was posted before. Fuck off.
>>320847616
: ^ )
>>320847548
>he bought a gaming keyboard
>>320847573
but how
>>320847616
no
>>320847683
maybe you shouldn't use gimp or photoshop if you dont even know how to use filters.
stick with Paint or something kid.
https://www.overclockers.co.uk/search?sSearch=shine+ducky+5
>£140
When are people gonna realize niggers are shit with money?
>>320847876
>210 buckaroos for a keyboard
JESUS christ, how does anyone without massive expendable income justify that price.
>>320847876
poorfag
>>320847839
I'm sorry I dont have the experience you have but that's what learning is for
>>320848060
>literally gave you perfectly googleable phrases. Tinyurl literally is a google search for mosaic effect in gimp
NIGGER
>>320848026
>decide not to waste money and spend £20 for a decent m/kb combo
>have a pc that would probably blow yours out of the water
>poorfag
Just because you can buy overpriced shit, doesn't mean your rich, just means your retarded.
>>320847528
BLACK
>>320848209
I have used pixelise in GIMP but it's gay because it somehow automaticly detecs nipples and such and doesnt pixelise the whole area I have selected, where's the mosaic effect?
>>320846854
what is wrong with your hand
>>320848026
>poorfag
The buyers remorse is already setting in.
typed with my 150€ mechanical keyboard :3
>>320848026
>buying a ducky
Welcome my friend.
Got myself a shine 3, fucking amazing keyboard.
>>320848216
>p-poorfags can't afford my b-ballin keyboard
>probably makes $12 an hour at a cardboard factory
Why are people on /v/ so shit with money? Like christ people on here claim to own every console and a medium tier PC but they work shit jobs and blow their paychecks on garbage shit like OP's keyboard
>>320848337
where the fuck are the boobs senpai?
>>320848412
Most people on /v/ are working shit jobs right now, probably less than $1500 a month before taxes. So they understandably don't have a lot of income to spend.
That keyboard is more expensive than what I paid for my GTX 950 graphics card
>>320848247
CLAWS
>Overclockers UK
>Didn't even get any Haribo Tangfastics with keyboard
They must hate you for being a nigger
I see that welfare is doing wonders for you, nigger.
>>320847293
you know you can fix them right? thats the whole point in buying a ducky.
>>320848549
>1500 a month before taxes
holy shit that sounds dreadful. Shit I was making 3250 a month right out of high school with no student loans and I still felt poor. Shame my Canada's dollar is shit though, I miss when our currency wasn't terrible.
>>320848970
Oh shit mate, I remember ordering from then last year and got haribo starmix. I don't think any company can get more based than that.
>>320848705
>GTX 950
poorfag as fuck
>>320849221
>made almost 40k a year out of high school
let me guess, daddy got you the job
>>320848705
nah they bundled a shine 3 ducky with a really nice NZXT monolith computer case for $100 bucks not too long ago.
Either XT or you're just wasting money
Which is amazing because for practical use mechanical is already a waste of money
>>320848337
>whats in the box
Either a keyboard or a stylus.
>>320846854
Uh oh. Neo(Nazi)-/v/ is clearly racist and will derail the thread.
>>320849354
I worked in an automotive factory and wasn't a faggot during the interview. Was offered 15/hr but I asked for 17.40 on the condition I work overtime with overtime pay every other saturday. My parents have literally 0 connections to any blue collar industry.
It's legitimately not difficult to find a good job if you're not willing to settle for mcdonalds tier shit and own your own car.
>>320849659
If you can't be a faggot during the interview, how did you get the job
>>320849569
you buy mechanical so they last. I was sick of replacing membrain keyboards all the time. Also you can repair mechanical keyboards if they ever do break if you get a good one.
>>320849569
Disagree.
I use my DAS keyboard w/ blues and every time i go to type on a rubberdome i end up having so damn many typos it's ridiculous.
>>320847876
>2015
>racism
why
>>320849763
>be young
>walk into a factory full of old people who are about to retire after working there for 25 years
>tell them I want a job
>they refer me directly to the head of HR
>head of hr asks why I'm not working for a restaurant like I was while in high school
>tell them I'm better than that and feel that I'm good enough for this company despite being 18
>get hired because young and arrogant
I worked there for just about 2 years before I left. Money was solid but I found a better job elsewhere doing 3D shit.
Only downside of the job was that it was mind numbing as fuck and it was shiftwork.
>>320850071
oh hi John
>>320849906
My 10 dollar school keyboard still works anon, don't hit it and dust it off once in a while
>>320849975
That's called getting used to something
>getting used to typing on a 10 dollar keyboard vs getting used to typing on a 150 dollar keyboard
Guess what's cheaper
>>320850408
nope they just wear out if you actually use them.
>>320848026
Why do people spend so much money on a keyboard? Is just a damn keyboard. No matter how cheap or expensive it is, they all do the same damn thing and have the same damn keys.
What the hell.
>>320850636
The same reason why people buy luxury cars. Or buy bigger houses.
Or buy anything more expensive than the regular brand.
>>320850636
some people dont sit around all day yammering into the microphone while they play vidya.
>>320850636
Why do you wear clothes instead of a sack? Both keep you warm/dry.
Why do you use spices in food when it still ends up in your stomach?
>>320850724
>The same reason why people buy luxury cars. Or buy bigger houses. Or buy anything more expensive than the regular brand.
Yeah, to show off. But nobody sees your fucking keyboard.
>>320850636
To compensate for their small willies.
>>320846804
>look mom i posted it again!
sage, hidden, reported.
>>320851058
>But nobody sees your fucking keyboard.
Anon... you do have friends.. right?
>>320850804
There is literally no excuse for owning a 200 dollar keyboard unless you got it for free or stole it. A 20-50 dollar keyboard from bestbuy works just as well as a "gaemin" keyboard. You are legitimately paying 150-180 dollars for LEDS and a name.
>inb4 all the pros use them
that's because they got them for free through sponsors.
>mfw I found out there are people that cant type at 100 WPM
>>320851205
>showing off your KEWL keyboard to your friends
Are you fucking twelve?
>>320851215
I had to replace enough keyboards that it warrented me buying one that wouldnt break. I do more than game and everything I do relies on my keyboard. loosing a days worth of work alone justifies it.
>>320850636
>not wanting to color code your keyboard for every game you play.
what are you some pleb.
>>320851205
>sick keyboard dude
what
>>320851407
I work from home and spend 10-12 hours a day using mine and that doesn't include shitposting. My keyboard was 19.99 and came with a mouse that I don't use. I've owned it for 4 years and have never had a problem with it. Wtf are you doing that breaks a keyboard?
>>320851945
not lying on the internet with it. that is If you think membrane keyboards dont break often.
>>320851318
>>320851790
>Nice car man, how much was it?
LMAO ARE YOU 12 MATERIALISM
>Damn, is that a 970?
KEK YOU FUCKING NERD
>Senpai, those 'kicks be flyin!
HAHA FUCKING NIGGER
Yup, I got it right. You don't have friends.
>>320852139
I legitimately have no idea what kind of shit you do that breaks a keyboard that often. Even programming all day won't break it provided you actually take care of it and clean it out once in a while. Or are you just some retard who gets food and shit stuck between his keys and blames it on the manufacturer when the keys stop working?
>>320848026
i just got this one one week ago
kill yourself
>>320852459
the keys stop working. if even one key stops working the whole thing is trash. And it happens all the time. I went through 3 in 5 years I realized it was time to upgrade.
>>320852665
What brand you buying? My Logitech one is fine. I went against /g/'s advice of buying a mechanical one and just got some 20 dollar kb+m combo and I've had 0 issue with it the last 4 years.
>>320852868
went through 2 Logitech and 1 generic.
>>320852157
are you seriously comparing a car and shoes to a keyboard
if you ever find a person who will compliment or much less cares about your keyboard let me know
>>320847548
Niggers can't even read or write, what the fuck do you need a keyboard for?
>>320853141
Either I got good luck or yours got some shit luck. Either way at least you can do your work and shit.
>>320853607
I have notoriously bad luck so theres that.
