Anon! Ah, I'm so happy you could make it. We haven't seen you in so long! How's it going, man?
melons
>>320765556
Okay, THAT'S IT! We'll be fine, YOU JUST HAVE TO GO!
dildo vase
>It is heavily implied by Grace that Trip's penis is ridiculously small which in turn leaves him unable to even achieve an erection let alone pleasure Grace; this could be the reason why after ten years of marriage, they don't have any kids.
http://facade.wikia.com/wiki/Trip_and_Grace%27s_sex_life
I still can't believe no one has changed that out yet on the Facade wiki.
RETURN TO HELL FOUL DEMON
>>320765371
Trip you old dog. Here, I brought something. Melon pie, your favourite.
>>320765556
You just have to go
Ah good man, anyway how's your sexlife?
>>320766136
I still can't believe there is a facade wiki
>>320765556
>>320765556
>>320766136
>page is protected
>you will never have genghis khan for a marriage counselor
UUUUUUUUUU
>time for my funny facade let's play you guys! Here we go!
>"Oh Gonzalo. Hello!"
>F U C K Y O U T RP I
>"Okay. Gonzalo. You have to go."
>Door shuts.
>LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE!
>Phone rings
>They tell me to let it ring until it cuts off
>Answer the phone
>"Hey nigger me an my homies bout to cuck this faggot"
>Awkward laughter
>Always the kidder
>Kiss Grace
>Almost got me, hehe
>>320765371
What the hell is this and what does >>320765556 melons mean?
MELON
>>320767404
>>320767373
I just played it, picked Gonzalo, kissed Trip as soon as he opened the door and he just walked back in and shut the door.
>>320767354
I RAPED YOUJUST KIDDING
>>320767404
Slang for breasts. The game assumes you're talking about Grace's tits.
YOUR MARRIAGE LACKS BLOOD
>>320767681
Did facade do the original #TRIGGERED?
Remember when people said this was the future of inteactive interaction?
In reality they hardly respond to anything you say but mearly get triggered by certain keywords
>>320767864
No one said it was the future of anything.
>you will never be friends with mash potato Johnson
>>320765371
MELONBALL
Any decent YouTube playthroughs?
>>320765371
Will we ever see a sequel, or at least a rehash in a different setting?
>>320767943
Guess you don't remember all the reviews back when this was released
>>320767864
the idea that you would in the future be able to give your own responses instead of having to pick off a list and the characters would actually respond would be neat had somebody developed past looking for keywords
but instead we've decided that the dialogue wheel and HATE NEWSPAPER is the greatest innovation in player choice
are there seriously people who are so self centered they can't stop arguing for one fucking evening when they have company?
>>320768034
None. Play it yourself faggot.
>>320767864
>mearly get triggered by certain keywordsJust like tumblr
>>320765371
BONESAW IS READY
CUM ON MY FACE
BROTHER
IMBIBE THE LIQUID
>>320765371
Is your wife ready yo go? The movie starts in an hour and I was thinking I could get a quickie.
>>320768034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcvVa_FWXDA
>>320768034
Genghis Khan
>>320768164
Yes.
>>320766220
>>320766925
>>320767356
>>320767482
>>320765556
>>320767786
>>320768017
>>320768245
>>320768280
>>320768291
>>320768034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvQB223IwYU
>>320768034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFTwTU7giow
>>320768076
Guess you don't remember how facade is an imitation of clever bot that the developers tried and failed to make a game out of. It's neither impressive nor well made and in terms of conversational depth, clever bot which has been around since as late as 1997 has much more to it.
It was never seen as an upgrade or a flag bearer for a new gaming concept, you probably jumped on the reddit bandwagon. Am I right?
>>320768301
what happened to this guy anyway, I used to like his vids
So, Gonzalo, what does this picture say to you?
>>320768654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBYxbMiHgUg
>>320768661
HATE ITALY
>>320768661
you huff jenkem
>>320768726
so he didn't actually enjoy making silly video game videos and was actually trying to get famous?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kcvVa_FWXDA
BEST PLAYTHROUGH COMING THROUGH LADS
>>320768164
Yes, and it's fucking terrible when they're family.
>>320768894
He just got tired of making the videos.
He had two channels at the time, (theory is that he's MechaGamezilla) and just got bored with the Fitz schtick. Mecha makes quality videos with a similar sort of humor, so chances are you'll like both.
>>320769056
>MechaGamezilla
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ObLoGm2BWs
kek
>>320768301
Why
Why did he have to die
>>320768726
Miss the Fitz
>select all the gravestones
What the fuck
LET US RIDE INTO THE SUNSET
>Facade 2 was cancelled
It could've been great
gone but not forgotten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr50ELt1ITY
THERE ARE NO HORSES.
>>320765556
>>320768789
>>320768804
>>320767848
No, that was Marty McFly being called a chicken.
>>320768661
You're a pretentious faggot who invited me over to fuck his wife?
Can you cuck Trip on this?
>>320771216
Not really, you can suggest it but they just play it off as playful banter. If you persist then Trip throws you out.
You can however flirt with Grace when Trip is out of the room, but it's extremely hard, you pretty much just have to agree with everything she says and some response checks aren't valid so keep the responses simple and you can kind of cuck trip.
>that one vid where the guy won accidentally by trying to fuck up everything
Anyone have it?
>>320765556
>closes the door without saying anything
>screen fades to black
This is an actual ending you can get.
Suck my dick you whiny cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is1KYwrkKdc
>>320769056
The Fitz channel was two people working together. Mecha and Fitz. They both wrote the videos together and Fitz played the character. At the same time Mecha did his own solo videos. Then eventually Fitz decided to quit so they killed off his character and now Mecha just sticks to his own stuffwhich was always better anyway
>>320766136
http://facade.wikia.com/wiki/Grace
"Her tits are very small. To make up for this, she has a nice ass."
>>320766220
I DEFEATED HIM
