>Graphics: On
>game must restart before these changes take effect
>>320736473
>Gameplay: Off
>Refresh rate: 59,97Hz
>you type something clever
>gets ignored because the thread is about the images that are posted
>>320736612
>Game doesn't boot back up after restarting
>Resolutions don't include yours
>Options Menu can show you controller controls
>but won't let you rebind them
>16:10 resolutions cut FOV at the sides, instead of expanding at the top and bottom
>available resolutions include one that exceeds your monitor's max resolution
>accidentally click it
>>320736719
>girly anon posts dick
>670 replies and 166 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>320736945
We need to test that theory, I believe
For science
>Story: Yes
>monitor is square
>>320736719
thread ends here
>Sound: Okay
>>320736945
Spaghetti is still straight when it's hot. The term refers to "spaghetti lesbians" as in women that are straight until they get WET.
>>320736992I'd love to test it but don't want to get banned
>change resolution
>ui gets smaller
>>320736473
>M rated shooter
>option to remove gore and/or swearing
>>320736473
>Anti-Aliasing
>Yes
>No
>Maybe
>FXAA
>>320737236
>m rated game
>Christian server
>>320737236
>disabling gore causes it to change to a T rating
>>320737315
>Anti-aliasing
>Maybe
>There's no option to turn off vsync
>middle child level
>you're not the boss of me now starts playing
>bokeh DOF
>subsurface scattering
>per-object motion blur
>screen space reflection
>foliage shadows
>volumetric lighting
>tessellation
>>320737459
>unironically wanting screen tear
>>320737459
>enabling v-sync causes the game to run slow
>Controls: On/Off
>>320737208
>trying to play a game that does this at 4k
vsync on: mouse lag
vsync off: screen tearing
>>320737236
>m rated game
>text chat censors swearing
>it wasn't me starts playing
>>320737561
>steam overlay in downsampled 4K
>play h-game
>would you like to turn off explicit images and text?
>>320737640
>m-rated game
>can get banned for saying swear words on the forums
>>320736927
>he bought into the 16:10 meme
>mouse acceleration
>mouse smoothing
>anything that fucks with raw mouse input
>software mouse
>mouse lags like crazy
>hardware mouse
>mouse runs perfect, but has the ugly windows look
choices, choices
>Subtitles aren't automatically enabled
>Memes: On
>Anti-Aliasing
>Off
>FXAA Low
>FXAA High
>CMAA
>MSAA 4x
>MSAA 8x
>SSAA 2x
>SSAA 2x + CMAA
WHICH ONE???
>>320736719
>>320737054
>thinks youre clever
>finds out youre not funny
>be salty and make a post to complain in the next thread
>mfw
>Loading Bar goes past 100%
>>320737958
Disable and force 32x CSAA in Nvidia Control Panel
>FPS: No
>arrow keys default
>QUALITY:
>GOOD
>BETTER
>BEST
>>320736473
>Fov slider doesn't tell you what your fov is set to
>Obviously doesn't get past 90
>>320737890
>Subtitles are under Video settings
>>320737208
Literally why I still haven't finished Deus Ex.
>>320738037
I swear to God. Can Bethesda do ANYTHING right?
>Screenshake: 200%
>v-synch: variable
>>320738037
>loading bar stays at 62%
>>320737508
>unironically wanting input lag
>implying that no vsync always means screen tearing
>>320738207
But you can change the UI size, are you retarded?
Is this a bait? I really don't know anymore.
>Ambiance: On/Off
>GF: Off/Off
>>320736883
>there's only different presets to choose from
>can handle high to ultra settings just fine
>auto adjust settings sets everything to mid
>motion blur, bloom and AA are all in one post-processing setting
>>320738201
sub·ti·tle
ˈsəbˌtīdl/
noun
plural noun: subtitles
1. captions displayed at the bottom of a movie or television screen that translate or transcribe the dialogue or narrative.
>captions displayed
>displayed
>>320738201
>Subtitles are under Gameplay settings
>>320738438Norge for nordmennRAIRAIRAI
>game requires windows theme to be set to basic
>HUD options: Helmet/Minimalist/Off
>options - controls
>it's just a list of the default keybinds
>have to go into gameplay settings or the launcher to rebind
>>320738669
pirated aoe 2?
>>320736473
>graphics
>doesn't post grafics cat
>No quicksave option in keybinding menu
>Qicksave keybinds in gameplay menu
>Graphics: Yes/No
>Particles: On/Off
>Fullscreen/Windowed
>Texture Quality: On/Off
>Mouse Sensitivity: 1-10
>Keyboard sensitivity: 1-10
>please use the games launcher to rebind the keys
>>320738946
>>please use the games launcher to rebind the keys
Fucking Witcher 2 I swear. There's literally no need for that.
>>320738879
what manga is that from? artstyle looks cool
>>320739054
wan piss
>playing with motion blur on
>Access inventory: F12
>Game needs to update
>Can't play without updating
>Load save file
>"This save file is not compatible with the current game version."
>Playing in controller mode
>In-game instructions still show keyboard controls
>install mod
>game won't start
>uninstall mod
>game still won't boot
>>320739182
>default keys make you lift your hand off wasd to open menus
>alt-tab
>game crashes
>controller disconnects
>game crashes
>lose internet connection
>game crashes
>exit game
>game crashes
>click exit to menu
>game restarts
>>320739418
>game is a port
>in game instructions show playstation layout
>using a microsoft controller
>hit X to jump
>lol its actually A
>>320739545
>click keybind to change it
>automatically maps to left mouse button
>>320738438
>can barely handle game on Medium
>auto adjust settings sets everything to Ultra
>>320736473
>Difficulty: Yes
>sensibility : on/off
>messing with the settings
>game changes settings as soon as you select them
>game screen goes black when I change something
>restart the game
>still black
>game is running, I can hear it
>spend over an hour blindly navigating the options menu and changing the setting back to how it was
>it works
>>320739830
That's just the lighting or it's shopped right?
I hope shoenice didn't fuck his liver with all those liquor slam videos
>>320740783
>realize I made my settings.ini file read-only
>>320740985
It's from this video, it's not a liquor slam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD-T1yedn6Y
>Atmosphere: hmm
>Fun: Off
>greyed out
>>320739309
Bloodborne did that to me.
>Bump settings up to Ultra High
>Quality goes down
>>320742152
>ultra high actually isnt the highest settings and you have to manually tweak every time it auto detects your settings
>>320741846
>every MMO
>>320739941
>using the wrong controller
>upset that the inputs aren't changed
GOTY: Off
>>320737236
>disabling gore gives you +200fps
>>320736705
That dude is black.
>Options: On/Off
>Dialogue: On/Off
>can adjust difficulty in-game
>>320738328
I don't play shitty indie games that don't have proper UI scaling.
>>320737640
>***
>GTA Online
>FFXIII PC release day settings
>>320744615
>options are off by default
>voice chat settings are under audio settings
>Mouse sensitivity settings are under Misc. instead of "Mouse and Keyboard"
>Vsync: 0, 1, 2
>>320744823
>mfw trying to talk about a**a**inating someone with my s***per rifle
>go to bind a key
>move mouse
>bound to mouse x-axis
>Lots of graphics options
Game doesn't tell you what they do or show before and after examples
Just because I built a PC doesn't mean I know how they work, game.
>>320745208
Hey here's an idea pal why don't you get the heck out of here.
>>320737548
>Accidentally turn off
>Can't turn back on
>game option you've never heard of before and don't know what it does
>"On"
>>320739974
>Mess up setting up key binds
>There's no default option
>Hints: On/off
>Button prompts: On/off
>Blips: On/off
>Chits: On/off
>Indicators: On/off
>Floating buttons: On/off
>No clue what the difference is between any of them and whether the game is playable with them turned off or if they're pretty much necessary
>>320737062
I used to work at a golf course. I literally raked sand for a year and a half.
>Post-Processing: On, Off, Enhanced
>Enhanced runs better than the defaults
>>320745623
Nice blog
>>320743717
The proper term is nigger, m8.
>>320745623
Get off my world.
>>320745576
>start Metro 2033
>pick hardcore mode
>tutorial starts
>I'm just standing by a door and nothing is happening
>I was supposed to press a button but the prompt didn't appear because prompts don't appear in hardcore
>>320739430
>reinstall game
>it still doesnt work
>subtitles aren't under audio
>>320739941
>Dark souls 1 shows 360 inputs when playing on keyboard
>People complain
>It's back in Dark souls 2
Thanks, From!
>game crashes when applying new settings
>Mouse Sensitivity
>On/Off
>title menu
>only two options
>1 is highlighted but in a way you can't tell which
>>320737013
>the glorious year of our father 2000+15
>not having rhombus monitors
>going out of a room and back in respawnd all enemies
>eating food to regain health relies on speed, so if you have 1hp but your opponent is faster you're done for
This is the most autistic thread of the week.
>>320745775
>>320745826
Thanks guys
>>320746284
And this is the most autistic post of said thread
>Ultra high settings: 23fps
>Low settings: 25fps
>>320738037
>loading bar jumps straight to 98%
>stays there for 5 minutes
>>320745812
>NIGGERS as I like to call them
>>320746605
fuckin arma
>food gives you hp
>>320746162
>press esc to pause game
>game closes instantly
>no option to turn down obnoxiously loud music
I'm looking at you Xenoblade
>>320746605
>not knowing putting everything on low in most cases just offloads everything on your CPU making your graphics card do fuck all
>>320746627All loading/progress bars are fake by design
>Title menu
>Press start
>Immediately starts a new game before you can adjust the settings.
>no reset config
>can not cancel loading
>game try to change my screen resolution
>can not control on which screen the game run
>>320749191
>It's a 30 minute unskipable tutorial sequence
>>320749068
Some of them actually try to approximate the time taken, for example by being measured against install time on some arbitrary "average" setup.
>>320749191
>start new game
>cutscene before main menu
>better watch it just in case
>start new game
>it's the same cutscene and is unskippable
>>320745907
>get a new computer
>still won't work
>4+ settings for voices, sfx etc
>no master setting
>>320750771
>Game shows the reveal trailer every time it starts up.
>>320746284
>I've been on /v/ all week
>>320737640
>guts and gore
>fuck still censored both in text and in speech
>Play port
>Please don't turn off your PS3 while saving
>>320736473
>Turning graphics off immediately gives you a black screen
>Either have to toggle them back on by chance/blind or force them on in the .ini
>>320751821
>emulate a console game
>Please don't turn off your PC while saving
>Set Framerate Mode:
>[Cinematic: 24 fps] / [Normal: 30 fps] / [Enthusiast: 45 fps]
>camera sensitivity is too high by default
>already set at lowest
>have to assign a button on my mouse to manually lower sensitivity in combat and raise it whenever I'm navigating menus
Fucking Mass Effect 2
>>320752795
>framerate enthusiast
>>320752795
>Silky Smooth : 12 fps
>>320748161
> actually believing the CPU and GPU perform the same functions
are you retarded?
>>320736680
mass effect 3?
>>320754189
They both process units. They're the same thing.
>>320754189
>not knowing that GPU performs a ton of functions that are often performed by CPU
>Have to edit the game files to enable quicksave
>Entering cheat code disables quicksave
>Can't Alt Tab without entering cheat mode
>>320754804
feel free to take either out and watch no game ever booting again. (and yes, an iGPU is also a GPU, so you'd have to disable that too)
>>320737484
>Look at taskbar
>The game is actually must Blender3D
>>320736680
Witcher 3?
>>320755313
that still doesn't change the fact that some calculations will be offloaded to the CPU if you put everything on low
>performance test
>average fps 25
>rated very high performance
>auto ultra settings
>Sex Scenes: On
>>320737890
>There aren't any subtitles at all
>>320755651
Why is her left leg a giant, turd-like dick?
>You have to purchase DLC to remove the HUD
This actually happened. Metro 2033 and Last Light.
>>320755545
so we went from
> just offloads everything on your CPU
to
> some calculations will be offloaded to the CPU
we're getting somewhere.
>>320746160
>retard doesn't understand that a square is already a rhombus
>>320736473
>Memes: On
>Disabling memes may require you to restart your game
>Install game
>Language selection
>The choice for "English" has a British flag
>Select it
>"Fookin cunts, I swear on me mum."
>>320756143
>restarting your game is change/fix something is a meme
>>320756293
>I hope this location does not prevent us from donig business in the future
>>320739735
>Connect or disconnect USB mouse
>Laptop freezes
>Plug or unplug charger
>Laptop freezes
>>320755651
>Thought it was a black dick
>Thought it must be a wooden peg or something
>It's a leg
>>320756114
>being so technically anal
Anon...
>>320736473
>Motion Blur: On
>>320756627
>Depth of Field: On
>just makes everything blurry
>>320755545
just stop, guy
set to low != replace with software rendering. things will just get removed.
i haven't seen the kind of thing you're talking about since UT99
>>320756606
> difference between everything and something is minor
Anon...
>loading screen has no animations at all
>>320756491
they don't call them ebony for nuffin numsayin?
>>320737335
>banned by punkbuster for profanity
>in a violent game loaded with profanity in the audio files
>christian values, anon :)
>Playing Warframe
>Unplug headphones by mistake
>"Audio device disconnected. All sound will be disabled until you restart the game."
>No sound from speakers
>Plug headphones back in
>Still no sound
For what purpose?
>>320757553
Incompetent developers or the "designer" thought it was useless to fix.
>>320757553
Witcher 3 is one of the only games I've never had that problem with. Can freely transfer the audio stream between output devices.
>>320738918
Max Payne?
>>320756865
It's not about software rendering, but physics and LoD.
For example, you can limit the amount of GPU memory used at a time by streaming low LoD models/textures on demand or you can upload them all to GPU and select LoD there.
The former option will burden the CPU with LoD calculations.
Physics for cosmetic things like hanging ropes or jiggling slime in a jar can be done on GPU or on the CPU.
>can't play game with driver signing off
>because their anticheat requires it to be on
>post on forums about this
>lol anon are you trying to cheat or smth? baka lol just re-enable it or whatever
>explain I need it off or my usb doesn't work
>right, your "usb" :^)
>later get banned from forums entirely for arguing with support about how they fucked me out of in-game currency by failing to announce in-game the end of the event they decided to extend for an unnamed amount of time and the ui never refreshed to update the price change
name that game.
>>320736612
>motion blur off
>you must restart the game for these setting to take effect
>shadows on/off
>shadows off still has shadows
>>320755313
software rendering...
autist
>>320758178
What.
>>320758178
>Good Bad Good
>Graphics Quality:
>Low
>Medium
>High
>Very High
>ULTRA
>MEGA
>GODLIKE
>M-M-MONSTER RIG
>>320758281
>Remove CPU
>Can't even get past POST
>Remove GPU
>I can't see shit captain
>start up game
>GPU fan going absolutely FUCKING insane
>check temperatures, they're WAY too high
>start FRAPS
>L I T E R A L L Y four hundred frames per second
>the game has no vertical sync
>the game has no optional frame rate cap
>need to force vsync/cap with third-party software in order to keep my computer from overworking and overheating
Why is this allowed?
Literally most of the games I play these days have no vsync or broken vsync. It's not just an inconvenience, it's practically a hazard.
>Resolution: MAX(720p)
>Graphics: High
>>320759326
Set a fps cap in the drivers.
>>320759830
I do, when it works. But it doesn't work for every game.
>game runs smoother with higher texture settings
explain this
>>320736473
>load up the Street Fighter V beta
>Graphics: Low, Medium, High, Recommended
>assume "Recommended" means it will auto-pick a setting level based on my hardware
>look online
>Recommended is actually just the name of the highest graphics setting setting
>>320759146
CPUs have integrated graphics. An actual dedicated GPU isn't required
>>320761203
>All CPUs have an IGP
>>320761832
It's more common than not to have graphics processing either on the CPU or motherboard. You have to actually TRY to find desktop CPUs and motherboards that don't have some form of onboard graphics. Now, it's not GOOD, and it won't be suitable for gaming, but it'll display an OS and standard programs in full HD I can guarantee that much of any oboard graphics.
>>320758813
It's currently set to Good. The options are Bad or Good. Do you not know how to read a dropdown menu?
