Serious question: Can sitting down staring at a screen all day playing vidya cause dark circles under your eyes? I have this shit bad and I'm not even Italian.
Get more sleep
>>320701095
Sleeping is for faggots and girly men.
>and I'm not even Italian.
I-is that how you identify Italians?
You have to moisten that area under your eyes with vagina juice.
>>320701158
Then you'll get dark bags under your eyes. It's got nothing to do with staring at a screen.
>>320701459
Fuck. Is there an other way to prevent this or get rid of them? I'm starting to look like a junkie.
>>320701532
You could get some makeup. I think /fa/ has a guide for it.
Smoking lots of weed does that.
Also sleep deprivation.
Vidya just damages them, doesnt cause any visible symptoms.
i've had this for a good year, turns out all you need to do is dab cucumber slices and put it on your eyes for 10 min, 3 times a day and one before you sleep, and it went drastically down, its barely noticable now
>>320701679
This and Coconut Oil is supposed to help.
some people just genetically have this, i think
>>320700978
>dad's full blood Italian
>inherited his eye circles
People always think I'm sleepy or that I do drugs.
>>320701174
That and unemployment
>>320700978
Hemorrhoid cream my man. They helped my moms eyes and mine a ton.
>>320701679
Dab cucumber slices in what?
I have them. I sleep 9 hours a day. Actually, I always had them since I was 10 or so. I don't do drugs or weed.
Video games just ruins my eyesight and makes veins stand out in my eyes. That. combined with the dark circles, makes people think I do drugs.
Dark circles under the eyes make people cute to me.
>>320700978
Too much carbs
>>320701532
you could sleep
>>320701532
Use makeup. It's what makeup exists for.
>>320701174
you can identify them by the stuff the carry. It's usually someone else's.
>>320701819
Uncommon quality bur
i've had these things my entire life
everyone either thinks im half asleep or suicidal.
>anon how did you get a black eye?
>what?
>oh nevermind they're just dark
i get plenty of sleep this is bullshit
>>320702132
>>320701578
Makeup is for faggots and girly men.
>>320701804
>dad's full blooded polish
>thick mane of hair, no dark circles
>CONSPICUOUS BALD SPOT UNDER MY CHIN
Count your blessings. At least you just look sick rather than retarded.
Bascially for those who get enough sleep it happens if you have allergies. Try cucumber slices, one of those warming masks or Preparation H (works the best and good to have around desu)
>>320702249
Well you can just go fuck yourself then, Mr. "I'm too manly to use beauty products, even though I'm self-conscious in a very un-manly manner"
>>320702308
>bald spot
>under chin
What
>>320701158
Fragile masculinity lmao
>>320701532
stop caring what you look like, no one cares.
or just tell everyone you have insomnia but it does help if you sleep less than 3 hours a day
>>320702309
>Preparation H
Isn't that shit for hemorrhoids or something? Why would you put it on your face?
>>320700978
Dehydration
which by today's standards equals too much sugar consumption
or you could drink water all day
Italians have those eyes because of constant pasta, bread and wine consumption
>>320700978
Man it's bad enough that I get the dark circles but my natural resting face makes my eyes look really tired all the time even when I'm not.
>>320702396
No hair grows there. It never did and it still does not. My siblings have it too, late into their 20s.
>>320701158
yes, for the girly kind of homofaggots who give a shit what people think about the bags under their eyes
>>320702396
It's called a beard. Men grow them.
>>320702457
Masculinity is for faggots and girly men. Real alphas like me are into visual kei and glam rock.
>>320702490
>That feel when drink metric fucktons of water and still have dark circles
I don't even know anymore
>>320702509
>Bald beard man
The could call you BB
>>320702564
At least I'm not Doublemint Dave.
>>320702548
Then you are overdoing those sexy fast absortion carbs
you can test it as follows: one day, skip a meal, so you stay without eating for 5-8 hours
check eyes
>Armenian
I've accepted it long ago. Those sleepy looking eyes are here to stay.
>>320702540
glam metal*At least it's metal, I suppose
>>320702685
Go home Anita
>>320702540
Beards are only good for hiding weak chins and bad jawlines.
Men shave.
>>320702672
>one day, skip a meal, so you stay without eating for 5-8 hours
Joke's on you, I'm a veritable skeleton, it would be a miracle if I ate twice a day.
>>320700978
My eyes are red from playing video games in front of a large HDTV for the past 12 hours. Clear eyes works for a little bit but I wake up the next day and it's still pretty red
>>320702486
It is exactly for hemorrhoids. Basically the same way it fights hemorrhoids shrinks bags/dark circles under your eyes.
>why would you put it in your face
You're acting like it has feces mixed directly into it because it goes on butts. It's a medicated cream dumbass, you can use it anywhere.
>>320702768
>i eat 1000 calories a day
>can someone please explain these dark circles under my eyes
>>320702714
But Anita doesn't have dark eyes.
Can you think of another Armenian who might have dark eyes?
>>320702821
Well, can you?
>>320702862
Eat more.
drink more water and up your vitamin b take
>>320702895
But what if I'm not hungry?
>>320700978
>and I'm not even Italian
God fucking damnit
>>320702768
Ok then we have a winner here
learn about insulin resistance, and take care of that doing resistance training, because type 2 diabetes is awaiting you if you keep being dyel, puffy eyes, skellington....
been there
go /fit/ my nigg
>>320702973
But I thought sugar caused diabetes
>>320702973
well fuck guess I'll follow with him
>>320702973
Got any quick guides for a good starting routine?
>>320701174
Filthy anime slut.
>>320703061
Go to /fit/
Read the sticky
Don't read literally anything else on /fit/
Congrats you're ready to lift.
>>320703061
squats and oats my man
squats and oats
>>320702925
Don't be a twat
>>320700978
More water, and supplement with vitamins for whatever the hell you're lacking in your assumed shitty diet.
20-20-20 rule: Every 20 minutes, stare at something at least 20 feet away for 20 seconds. Take a five minute break every hour. Oh, try not to squint, that strains the fuck out of your extraocular muscles.
First bit will fix the raccoon mask, second bit will keep your eyes from going to shit.
>>320703101
>Don't read literally anything else on /fit/
But how will he know how to No Homo if he doesn't read /fit/?
>>320703129
twats and goats.
>>320702019
>based liz
you're alright bruh
>>320703157
shit man, I'd need a program running to remind me to do this shit
>>320700978
I have them all the time because depression and studying, not video games.
>>320703157
>20-20-20 rule
Huh, never thought I'd actually pick up anything worthwhile on /v/. Thanks anon.
>>320703157
Fuck, that reminds me. Considering I am a NEET and pretty much never go outside I am probably seriously lacking in vitamin B.
>>320703380
You get D from sunlight.
I have that, have had it since I was like 14 and been to a doctor who told me my skin was just very thin around the eyes.
However I still think vidya habits influenced it, since that age was when I got my first pc and totally became a basement dweller.
Perhaps being outside/under the sun strengthens/grows the skin? No flame, just don't know about that.
Doctor said plastic surgery with artifcial coloring (orange tones) to help it. Haven't tried any household tricks yet and absolutely cannot change habits any time soon. Very interested though.
>>320703032
It's complicated. Insulin normally regulates your blood sugar levels, and it's released whenever they get too high. Diabetics either can't use insulin correctly or have a damaged pancreas that can't produce it. You can get into this situation multiple ways, but the important thing is that your blood sugar gets too high and the mechanism that releases insulin isn't lowering your blood sugar like it's supposed to.
>>320700978
No, that's from not getting enough sleep.
It's why a lot of students get them.
>>320703380
>Considering I am a NEET and pretty much never go outside I am probably seriously lacking in vitamin B.
>vitamin B
>>320703596
Yes, I got a letter mixed up. Let the smug faceposting begin.
>>320703380
>Sunny B
>>320703657
Okay.
>>320703545
Or Sunny D.
>>320703032
Type 1 is the one where you need insulin, because your pancreas goes on vacation for life
Type 2 is the one where your body learns to ignore your own insulin, so you keep releasing more and more. Pretty common on adults working 9-5 deskjobs, who fuel their life using coffee.
How to improve glucose uptake and get your insulin noticed: resistance training, so your muscles (or lack there of) get empty of glucose, and glucose entering your system (eating) fill them
How to destoy your life and become an insulin dependent fella: eating plenty of carbs, and doing zero resistance exercise. 'You are lucky, you are skell nd you eat whatever', but in reality your shit is fucked uo, and your insulin does not work
>>320700978
>Dark circles
Scurvy. Eat some oranges, matey!
>>320701912
Do you really need to ask?
>>320703760
Shit, thanks for the heads up, anon.
I gain no fucking weight and am lazy as ass.
Time to... maybe... work out.
>>320703760
Gotta say, this is the first I've heard of these so called resistance exercises. They must not get mentioned a lot.
Also I don't drink coffee.
>>320703760
Pretty much this. Too many people assume health is solely based on your weight.
There are such thing as chubby people who are otherwise in perfect medical health. No, obesity does not count.
I got mines from my dad, makes me look like im sick of life and everyone's shit. I actually like it, as most people leave me alone because of it,
>>320703852
resistance exercises are literally just weightlifting
>>320703760
Is it just coffee, or is it all the cream and shit people put in their coffee?
>>320703845
Shit, you can even follow those 5-minute cardio and weight training images /fit/ has, as long as you make a regular habit of it.
>>320703852
Lifting is a good way
Calisthenics too, which is basically doing pushups, pullups, crunches, dips... everyday
For an skelly, calisthenics is a really good starting point, and you could get fit and pull mad vag next
>>320704030
>Lifting for bitches
You niggers will never cease to amaze me. It's kinda sad, when you think about it.
>>320701158
Saying that makes you less of man. A real man knows his limits.
>>320703995
Actually, black coffee, while not necessarily good for you (can put a lot of strain on your heart if you're obese), isn't really that bad for you. You're onto something there, the cream is heavy in fat and usually it's that flavored shit which is basically more fat with a shitload of sugar.
>>320704090
It's always funny in fitness threads, you can spot the /fit/izens by their autistic devotion to whatever workout method they pick and unwarranted superiority complex.
>>320703802
she got a 5head but i still got a boner for her
>>320700978
>I'm not even Italian
Hey what. I'm Italian and I have these things. Is it really because of the ethnicity or did OP just use one of those ebic meemees?
>>320703760
>you get diabetes from drinking coffee
Are you fucking retarded? Maybe if you count giant fucking ice blended drinks with 70 grams of sugar and 1200 calories as "coffee".
>>320704090
The fuck, the ultimate goal in the human species is smashing pussy, mainly for evolutionay reasons, which goes hand in hand with being healthy and strong
>>320700978
>>320702217
This is malnutrition, bros.
Eat something green once in a while.
Also eat some carrotsand stop sticking them up your asses
>>320704182
Well in the case of the ebic meme, the dark circles are hereditary.
But in OP's case it's caused by fatigue and/or lack of nutrients in his diet.
>>320704264
Thanks, but I'd rather not try to raise kids in this day and age. I mean, even if I was a half decent parent, they'd probably turn out to be terrible Human beings.
>>320704264
>the ultimate goal in the human species is smashing pussy
Good goy.
>>320704290
Yes, I will
And no, I won't. In that order.
>>320704227
How the fuck do you understand that from what i wrote nigger
Too much carbs and sedentarism is what leads to diabetes, and too much coffee consumption is a result, because they then need it to keep going
Basically, anyone who drinks too much coffee to 'perform' has his/her metabolism wrecked, but it is not the cause
>>320704264
>the ultimate goal in the human species is smashing pussy
>>320704264
>the ultimate goal in the human species is smashing pussy
for u
>>320704380
and it's so much fucking effort, like damn
I'd rather buy tons of cool shit than spend money on a human being
>all the broscience ITT
>>320704112
A real man goes past his limits, or goes even further beyond.
>>320704565
>broscience
I just wanted to make a vegetable dildo joke, man.
Greens are healthy anyway, it's always good advice.
>>320704629
Thank you for those inspiring words, Bruce Lee.
>>320700978
If the skin in those dark circles looks "scaly" it's because you are rubbing your eyes too much. Stop rubbing your eyes, it does absolutely nothing but damages them.
>>320700978
>I'm not even Italian.
I'm Italian and I fixed those things with iron, get some pills
>>320704565
I have my degree on check mate
>>320704565
My muscles are confused.
I kinda like the dark circles under my eyes.
>>320701095
nah. I sleep as much as I want doesnt matter
>>320703107
>havent seen squats and oats for 5 years
Drink lots of water, get some sun and get a proper amount of sleep.
Spaghetti Nigger
To all the people saying drink lots a water, you also need a healthy amount of salt in your diet in order to retain fluids. Don't be afraid to use that salt shaker every other dinner
>>320703032
There's two types of Diabetes.
Type 1 is generic and your immune system gets your pancreas to commit sucide because it's edgy as hell. It's incurable and caused by having shit luck.
Type 2 is basically either becoming resistant to your own insulin or wearing out your pancreas so it barely works anymore. The effects can be reversed by health diet and pills, but it is often impossible and has to be treated with artificial insulin via injection like Type 1.
Type 2 is also genetic, but is affected by diet and general health. Some people will get it almost whatever they do, and others can be 300lb and not have it, but it's heavily affected by diet and fitness.
>>320703086
What
>>320706305
or just play a moba
>>320701640
Smoking weed doesn't cause that at all you retard. My gf has been smoking weed for years and her face is smooth and clear.
>>320709054
I have 5k hours in dota and I think playing it only makes circles worse
>>320706305
I guess i get enough salt in here everyday
>>320701532
I got you senpai
>>320704679
Are you retarded? Bruce Lee is dead. There's no way I could be posting.
>>320709568
Death is no limit to you, Bruce Lee.
>>320700978
I swear to God, I've seen this exact fucking thread before. I remember that animu reaction image talking about Italians. I remember him talking about sleeping being for faggots and girly men. I get deja vu about such pointless shit all the time. Why the fuck are my psyker abilities so fucking useless and underdeveloped?
I've talked my dermatologist about this. She said there is nothing i can do about them apart from maybe having plastic surgery. It's because the blood vessels are close to the surface of the skin or something. mine are genetically like that, so i'll just try to embrace them. think vampires and shit idk
>>320709226
Your girlfriend has also been smoking tons of dick for years and that cancels out the effect of the weed leaving dark switches under your eyes
>>320702685
Fellow Armenian here, I don't have them at all. You sure you're not half jew or something?
>Be dangerously pale
>Circles under my eyes stick out like a sore thumb
>Nobody says a word
>>320701158
Enjoy your diabetes.
>wear glasses all the time
>nobody notices the circles until I take them off
>>320710524
Smoking my dick yeah faggot. Face it you dont know shit
>>320710482
Yeah, its annoying but what can you do?Hide it under actual dark circles and bags by being a junkie
>>320701532
If you have a dollar store nearby, they sell these green tubes with rollers at the end of them, roll that shit under your eyes when you wake up and go to sleep and the circles will be gone in a few days.
But fix your sleeping habits, or it wont help longterm.
I'm italian and I can confirm this hypothesis! Had circles round my eyes since I can remember, I just didn't know what caused them
Thank you my fellow anon
We gotta bring back heroin chic.
>>320709493
>Hydra energetic
>Hydra
>>320711029
They think you have cancer and they don't want to be rude.
>inherited dark circles from me mum
>wear glasses
>they hide the circles
>the second I take them off I go from looking intellectual to a god damn stoner
>i've been legit asked if I'm holding when i've had my glasses off
shit's weird.
>>320702181
I can confirm this.
t. italian
>>320701819
kek
>>320701370
i loled
>>320706684
You heard me.
