Why didn't Sakurai put her in Smash?
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this place is fucking shit
>>320685053
She's not an anime swordsman or sexy witch.
>>320685053
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>320685053
Sakurai is xenophobic and hates Western characters.
>>320685053
>I took the time to draw this and by God I'm getting mileage out of it
>>320685053
She's from awful indie games.
FUCK BAYONETTA
MY PLACE IS FUCKING GUARENTEED HACKURAI! ROY AND LUCAS CAN COME BACK, BUT I CAN'T?! WHY THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN!!
THEY CHEATED
I HAVE A FUCKING AMIIBO!! HOW CAN I HAVE A AMIIBO AND YET NOT BE IN SMASH!! THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!
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>>320688001
God, this shit wasn't funny the first time and it isn't getting funnier with each repetition.
>>>/reddit/
>>320688001
>visible mouth through helmet opening
One job, anon
>>320688254
This.
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>>320688254
Fuck off Kamui. The floor is now lava.
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>>320688501
Samefag
>>320689132
xD meemz
>>320688501
IS NOT FAIR
>>320688254
Fuck off retard. It's god damn hilarious.
>shitposter didn't even bother making a crying ridley
This is what upsets me most
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>>320688501
*tips fedora*
>>320688254
>T-this isn't f-funny guys. I hate your s-stupid memes. NO, I am n-not being salty, I really didn't i-invest in any character, this meme is j-just boring and d-dumb!
Dude, just stop it. Its normal for a meme to be run into the ground, so all you have to do is just ignore it for a few days and it will fade away. Coming into this thread just to rant about how boring or dull it is won't make it go away, it just makes you sound like a butthurt contrarian holding back his tears and pretending like you totally got what you wanted in the game. Don't waste your time fighting the tide when you can just wait and let it subside on its own.
>>320688254
It will stop being funny when people stop making threads about Smash 5 and get over their pain and denial of the truth.
>>320688254
Holy shit this.
>>320690404
>unique ID count didn't raise
WHEN WILL SAKURAI REALIZE THAT SMASH DOESN'T NEED MORE ANIME CHARACTERS!?!?! SANS, FRISK, PAYRUS AND THAT GAY DANCING ROBOT ARE BETTER!?!?! BULLSHIT!?!? WHY DE HE LIED!?!?! IT NOT FAIR!
>>320685189
She's basically a sexy witch.
>>320689586
IT'S NORFAIR!!!
>>320688254
This, it gets annoying seeing the same shitposting threads everyday.
>Inb4 you mad meme
I'm not mad, just slightly disappointed.
IT'S NOT FAIR THEY ASKED SQUARE ENIX FOR A REP AND TOOK CLOUD AND NOT GENO?
WHY
Can someone make an Freddy Fazbear version?
>>320690863
>I'm n-not mad just d-disappointed
Sounds like someone's mad. Just let it out, Anon. What's her name? Goku?
So how long will this dumb its not fair meme last for? hoping it dies out today desu
>>320690969
I voted Bayonetta, so I'm actually well off but like I said seeing the same joke everyday gets annoying, I could see it being ok if they did it weekly but they're doing it 24/7.
>>320691065
ITS NOT A NEW MEME!?!?!
what is this trash? did reddit finally find feels guy?
>>320691163
le feely man has been a reddit meme since 2010. I'm surprised nobody's bothered supplanting it with something less cancerous by now
>>320690863
The shitposting can stop when it isn't justified.
>People are over the ballot
>Meanwhile, /v/ is getting swarmed with "Smash 5 GUIZE!" threads.
Nobody is over the ballot. Which makes these imagines hilarious. When they are over their butthurt, then this will stop. Until then, no, they need to wake up from their bullshit illusion.
>>320691163
People are extremely pissed off that their characters didn't get into Smash 4, yet some fire emblem nobody did. So a lot of them have started making threads to already start talking about Smash 5 out of sheer desperation. This is a attempt to beat the shit out of those butthurt faggots and make them quit spamming /v/ with their bullshit.
>>320691560
>This is a attempt to beat the shit out of those butthurt faggots and make them quit spamming /v/ with their bullshit.
Isn't that what /v/ was made for?
>>320688001
toad and inkling say hi.
oh wait they got costumes.
btfo shovel/shieldfags
>>320685181
Welcome to post 2013 4chan.
>>320688254
itt newfags that make no oc complaining about memes being run into the ground when this happens with every meme ever intentionally or not
Where's a Ridley version?
>>320691683
>Smash 4 first announced
>/v/ flooded with character stuff about new characters
>Tons of character shitposting hell
>GUIZE RIDLEY IS IN!
>JUST FACE IT SHOVEL KNIGHT WILL BE IN!
>Everyone thinking the same thing: "I will be glad when all of this is over and Smash 4 is complete. The fake leaks, the retarded arguing, this is all too tiring. Please let it end soon."
>Sakurai: "This is the end"
>Everyone is relieved.
>SO HEY GUYS ABOUT SMASH 5 NOW, WHO DO YOU EXPECT TO GET IN?! I KNOW RIDLEY AND SHOVEL KNIGHT DIDN'T GET IN, BUT THEY SURELY WILL THIS TIME!
Its gone too far anon. People were sick of it when Ridley shit wouldn't stop, and now its just gone way too far. Someone has to do something.
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU IDIOTS!!
IWATA DIED AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT THE COMPANY DURING THEIR TOUGHEST YEAR! DELETE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>320691847
>post 2013
you are one dumb fucking newfriend
2012 was way worse because that's when 'ironic shitposting' was at its peak. /v/ is better now than it was then
>>320685189
Sexy genie. (or half at least)
>>320692046
shovel knight will be the new ridley
>>320692046
On /v/, many anons complain about everything, from consoles, graphics and games. Yeah I do agree on the whole "Smash thing" now but it completely normal on here. /v/ is never happy with anything.
I don't even play smash, and I can tell you exactly why right now.
Advertising.
Shantae doesnt have the same pull as the other characters
Every newcomer was crafted for the explicit purpose of attracting a certain demographic to the game.
Shantae just isnt popular enough
>>320685053
>mfw ridley will never ever be in smash bros
I don't have any strong feelings about the rest of them. But I am so happy that ridleyfags will never get what they want.
>REMEMBER WHEN /v/ WAS GOOD?
No you faggots, /v/ was never good
>>320692078
Yeah, but it was 2013, and exponentially as time went on, that the stupid shit spread to everywhere else here, making most 4chan one homogeneous blob of shitty posting.
>>320692046
It's sad how the older people get, the more immature they get.
>2002
>"Captain Falcon? Marth? Roy? Ice Climbers? Game and Watch? I don't know any of these characters, but it's still cool to have them around!'
>2015
>"Corrin? Dark Pit? Shulk? Rosalina? I don't know any of these characters, FUCKING HACK, where are the characters I DO know?"
>>320692570
Was Captain Falcon really that obscure?
I loved F-Zero and I'm pretty sure it was a launch title for the SNES
>>320692326
i tried
>all those idiots who seriously thought k rool would be in smash 4 when he hasn't starred in a game for six years (even longer if you only count games people actually played)
>all those idiots who actually thought the smash ballot was an election and they could just vote k rool in by crying loud enough
>all those idiots who wanted k rool in just because he was a bad guy as if being a villain means a fucking thing in a fighting game that doesn't even have a story mode
>all those idiots who wanted k rool in just because he would be another heavyweight character even though all the characters in that weight bracket sans DK are some of the least effective in the game
>all those idiots who desperately pointed to boxing gloves and muskets to justify k rool having an 'interesting' moveset when all that would realistically wind up as is an incoherent mess
>those idiots who are actually, genuinely upset that a fresh, exciting character that actually looks fun to play is being worked on right now as opposed to the literally who microsoft crocodile they pictured in their heads
Jesus fucking christ K.Rool kiddies have to be some of the most delusional faggots on the face of the earth. They deserved to get btfo'd as hard as they did, even Ridley fags got a better deal out of their stage boss than those #krocthevote retards got out of their paid dlc mii costume
>>320688254
Put some Icy Hot on that ass.
>>320692570
Melee had 2 Fire Emblem Swordfags. Smash 4 has 6.
>>320685053
Because she's an indie western character only popular among western waifufags, and didnt have any game coming out in Japan until last month. Too little too late.
>>320694354
The faces should be switched imo tb͏h
>>320685053
Because you touch yourself at night.
>>320694636
>tb͏h
Is the Dictatorship death?
baka desu senpai cuck.
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>>320685053
friendly reminder
>>320694390
See what I mean?
>>320694858
Some of them desu senpai.
>>320694959
DELETE THIS
>>320694964
No, since the situations you described are completely different ones.
>>320688254
H O T H E A D
>>320694959
This.DELETE IT
>>320696318
Yes, you've become less mature.
>>320685053
Muslims and other Arabs are banned from Smash as Sakurai is clearly a supporter of Lord Trump.
Smash bros cannot be great if we allow potentially dangerous immigrants to enter.
>>320697152
No, I assure you 11 year old me qpuld have been pissed if the game had a bunch of sameface anime swordsmen. Even if I didn't know who Game and Watch was, at least he was unique and shit.
>>320690863
>those subtle shadows his hair casts on the fog
Good god that movie was beautifully animated
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>>320697036
I voted for shantae for smash, she would've been better than another FE sword user.
Good thing Bayonase and Cloud picked up the slack.
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>>320697031
hears somthing for you guy
FUCK CORRIN!
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS
I THOUGHT YOU ALL VOTED FOR ME? WHAT THE FUCK
>>320694959
I found this amusing
Cheers OP
>have the opportunity to vote any character, any character you can think of, into Smash
>want semi-clone Wolf back
>>320685053
Bayonetta:
>Wii U Exclusives
>Revolutionary fighting gameplay
>Lots of Wii U support on their social media
>Platinum Games tells you to "buy a Wii U or DIAF" if you want Platinum's best games.
>Games Optimised for 60fps in HD
Shantae:
>No Wii U Exclusives
>Old platforming gameplay
>Goes to whatever systems Wayforward can be paid to develop for.
>Wayforward doesn't care if you buy their software at all
>Everyone except Nintendo is paying them up front.
>Deviantart-tier animation at 24fps in 240p
>>320694390
Melee had like 25 characters, 4 has almost 60.
>>320692570
>I don't know Captain Falcon
Kill yourself. He was even in '64 so you didn't even need to be an F-Zerofag.
>>320697764
>Link
>Young Link
>Marth
>Roy
4 sameface anime swordmen.
>>320687806
>literally a reskinned Krystal image
disgusting
>>320706582
That's all he's worth.
>>320707057
>Wolf is reskinned krystal
>implying Wolf is a trap
no
