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>gf asks if i want to do black temple
>sure
>log in, she's on her rogue alt she hasn't played in almost six months
>iregretthisalready.jpg
>we're halfway though when she suddenly exclaims "the glaives are mine if they drop, you know"
>ohboyherewego.gif
>"well let's both roll on them if it drops"
Later, after they didn't drop, she's legitimately in tears over how I was apparently "so selfish" for suggesting we both roll on a piece of loot.
I bring up that I switched to my hunter after coming back from quitting the game so that she could get the legendary daggers, pointing out how I wouldn't have done that if I was as selfish as she claims.
>"that's not the same i worked for the daggers and i want the glaives, you can't just say that you want them too!"
I just wanted to play a video game... ;_;
Man fuck off, no one cares about your shitty fucking blog
That's what you get for having a gf.
>>320633767
This.
Women, when in relationships, become irrational black holes.
>>320631130
>it's selfish for you to not give me exactly what I want
I literally phrase shit like this to emphasize her projection of selfishness onto me whenever my bitch tries to get uppity about shit. It's just verbal math.
Regardless,
>wanting glaives when you can't transmog legendaries
I don't understand why people farm for them. I'd run BT for FUN, but not because I NEED >m-muh GLAIVES
>>320631130
idiot if anyone tell that you are selfish, that means that you are doing correct,
the person that call you selfsh just want to use you or get something from you, dont be a stupid idiot faggot
>come back after 5 years
>discover BT is now soloable with 80 warrior
>get both glaives in two weeks
>mfwWas sad how easy it was. I liked just barely being able to solo MC.
>>320631130
>play on nost.
>See this.
I always thought the sewer crocodile was a hoax. Holy crap, that scared the shit out of me.
>leveling in un'goro as lvl 50 op spriest
>ganking every ally I see
>some random horde tells me to stop because I'm being a dick
>says he's been getting camped for 10 minutes
>asks me how would I feel If it was me
>tell him to roll a pve server
>he tells me karma is going to get me
>he keeps saying "one day..."
>tell him karma doesn't exist
>call him a beta faggot
>link my 1000 hk acheiv
>he mad
why are there so many pussy horde out there when the alliance pretty much attack on sight
>>320631130
>gf
learn to fuck and chuck, you're not designed for relationships no man was, we are there to plant seeds and move onto the next it's biologiclally just the way it is this all your fault
Dragonwrath, daggers and shadowmorne are at least useful. No one cares that people have legendaries any more, just tmorph your weapons into glaives, you get the same effect and you don't piss off your crazy girlfriend who doesn't like to share.
>>320633942
This so much, been in a relationship for around 4 months now. First i ever had and she can be so goddamn irrational. It all has to go her way and my thoughts and opinions weigh a lot less. Everything i do is wrong and 'makes her feel insecure'. I think she's co-dependant as fuck too
>>320636841
Your GF sounds like a cunt. Start looking for a side bitch my man and if your main ho don't know her place she'll have to be tossed.
real talk
>>320631130
i have a similar story, i think
>run bt
>glaive drops
>be solo
>glaive is mine
BT is a pretty fun place imo
>Be me 12, just got game
>find guy
>hey guy
>hello
>where are the big monsters
>"in my pants"
>didn't get it until I remembered this just now
>>320631130
>this copy pasta again
fuck off glaston and or asscobra.
>>320639220
What the fuck? Is that a trap with a deformed dick?
ITS A PASTA YOU DIPS
>>320636841
Why don't you man the fuck up, and say exactly what you just typed to her.
If she can't deal with it, she's not right for you. If she can and wants to work through it, she's a decent human being.
Alternatively, you can go along with >>320638225 , but whatever floats your boat.
>>320633989
You can still use them in BC timewalking if you want to be edgy.
>>320639605
No this is definitely real and we should all react to it
Never date women who are into MMOs, they are cancer beyond belief.
>>320635347
This is how a nigger is born everyone.
>>320631130
>arguing with woman
>>320633989
People farm them because you can use them for xmog on your Demon hunter in legion.
>play during BC
>be big prodigy warrior tank for top 5 raiding guild in server
>building me up 'cause they liked my skills in heroics
>been spamming heroics every day
>Sethekk Halls, just blasting through my warrior tank skills are amazing aswell as proper marking on the go
>have druid with us, top DPS
>summons Anzu
>mount drops
>we all roll, he gets pissed at me 'cause I won
>stop getting invited to raids, labeled as ninja in the guild
>w/e, quit guild
>they all call me out on using them for gear and shit
>quit pve all together and PvP focus only
Never looked back. Arenas or bust.
Would you rather suck the dick of some guy who had 24 of his buddies help him kill Illidan, or sucks the dick of some guy who can kill each of those 25 guys in a duel?
>>320631130
nice blog you fucking normalfag
WoW is a normalfag game and so is having a fucking girlfriend, kill yourself
>>320640571
>prodigy
>WoW
Ha ha.
>We don't allow you to transmog your weapons with legendaries because we don't want everyone running around with thunderfury!
>Next expansion: literally everyone gets a legendary weapon as soon as they land on the new continent
>>320640571
>sucking anyones dick
>minigame
>bc
top kek
>>320641075
>>320641336
>not having any clue how many underage teens I had masturbate for me on webcam because of my WoW skills.
Not to mention the cyber dick sucking I'd receive.
>>320640571
Neither, I just wander this shitty game for the shitty story which it drags on.
>>320641631
wow you are a legit disgusting pedo
2D >>>>> 3D
>>320641739
I was like 15 when I was playing.
>>320641631
>>320641631
>tfw some cutie asian girl did the same thing for me for boosting her in League of legends back in season 2
>>320640571
neither ninja
dont want any dick sucking in my presence
>>320631130
>Ashes of Alar drops
>Give to my gf
>Makes her happy
>We don't even play anymore
Its just a game dude, doesnt matter who gets it in the end
>>320642357
I solo'd TK so many times trying to get that.
Then got the dark phoenix mount and gave up.
>>320642357
>>320642585
Flying Machine or bust.
>>320635292
Alliance are usually the ones that sit there with level 100s ganking level 20s and then run off as soon as horde level 100s turn up, allies are actually pathetic, or at least they were on my server.
>/v/editor's falling for several year old pasta.
>>320634612
>Cata launch
>An enormous version of the Lich King is clearing house on Sentinels.
>Log into Illidan
>Several enormous bosses are attacking Stormwind
Fun times.
>>320642858
Both sides to the exact same thing and claim the other side is the problem. I get dragged into playing PvP servers because my friends somehow enjoy that shit and I've leveled up multiple characters on both sides. As soon as you hit 60+ you are going to get fucking destroyed all the time.
>>320643157
I remember that shit. I was hanging out at the new Stormwind Harbor and they were coming in.
>>320643180
Well in most of the servers I played the horde absolutely raped alliance in pvp, so all they could do was just one shot noobs and run away when they heard flying mounts approach
>>320631130
This is Stale Pasta lads, move along
THE FOOKIN' PASTA IS FOOKIIIIN' RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAW
Easy; Murder her.
>gm's gf keeps whispering me nasty shit
>sends me nasty snapchats
>yesterday she doesn't show up for raid
>sends me text 30 min after it's started
>"kylo ren kills han solo"
>>320631130
>duo-ing solo-able content
you asked for this.
>>320631130
>She finally gets glaives
>Takes few pictures
>Uploads them on tumblr and facebook for being such a nerd
>Never plays WoW again
:)
>BF tells me to log on
>don't
>he asks if i've logged on yet tell him "no"
>he tells me log on
>i get on
>he says check the inventory
>Ashes of Al'ar and Reins of the Raven Lord are in the inventory
>don't really care they're just mounts so don't say anything
>he asks if i saw what he got me
>tell him unconcernedly yes
>he asks me if i'm happy
>just said "yeah"
i don't care for being fake but now that i think about it i feel a little bad.
>>320643507
So much this
Who gives a fuck about soloable instances anymore and some useless relics
>>320643649
Dump him or kill yourself
>>320643649
>using a Stefan image
You need to be more subtle Anon.
What type of pleb would even want a gf that plays vidya?
>>320644047
even if it wasn't true there's no joke in there to be found.
>>320631130
what would a hunter even need with the glaives? cant xmog them
>>320634612
If you wall walked over searing gorge into the unfinished zone north of Stormwind, you could come down into the Stormwind sewers and hang out with the sewer crocodile and taunt Stormwind residents on the other side of the grate.
>>320631130
>iregretthisalready.jpg
>ohboyherewego.gif
Cringe thread?OP is a faggot
>>320631130
Same thing happened when I did a BT run with my wife's son.
I can't scold him though because his dad will kick my ass again.
>>320643649
kill yourself. not even because you didnt care about rare drops he got you. you are just a cunt
>>320644973
started out subtle. second line is where you fucked up son
>dating a girl that plays wow
>ever
>PLAYING WOW WITH SAID GIRL
>EVER
nigga what the fuck are you doing. You act surprised when she is fucking cuckoo and has emotional issues out the ass since she didnt get her virtual cutswords?
>>320645965
>Gf plays druid healer since wotlk. I play plate tanks mostly.
>Do dungeons, heroics and shit together.
Some just have bad luck. I didn't.
>>320631130
>copypasta
ok
Main rogue since vanilla.
One day during Cata or whenever it was you still needed at least 2 people to do black temple.
I go with my warrior friend.
One of the warglaive drops.
The mainhand.
I think long and hard.
I give him the glaive knowing that if I don't he is unsubbing the next day and without a friend the game's playablity dies.
We soon both unsub for 3 years because cata was garbage and MoP looked fucking stupid.
We resub during WoD because we had hope.
I get the mainhand after a solo run of BT.
Felt really glad I gave him the glaive when I did.
We both unsub in December because they had fuck all for content and it was very clear WoD was a rushed piece of shit.
I resubbed around November because it is something nice to play while I listen to podcasts.
>Run BT
>Got the other glaive.
But it didn't end there!
>Try and do raiding with leashes III.
>Run sunwell
>Get Thori'dal
>Run MC, finally after fucking years I get the other binding
>Farm 100 arcane crystals for hours over the course of 2 days
>Thunderfury
>Learn about the Rogue specific legendary daggers
>Spend 3 weeks getting the 333 Shadowy Gems
>Just found out last week that after that you need 60 whole gem clusters and the process of that takes about 7-8 weeks
>keep running into the same paladin from levels 35-50
>we finally decide to just group and level up together
>he was pretty fun. only down side were.. issues... in LFG
>we make it to 68
>he decides to go on a break
>"I'll only be gone for one or two weeks. you wont level without me, will you anon?"
>er, it's only two levels. we can still group for everything. but sure sure, i'll wait
>one month later I give up waiting for him
>two months after that he returns.
>he's furious that I didn't wait three months to get the last two levels.
I didn't find out what was causing those LFG issues untill after he returned. For the longest time I could never get people to regroup with us. I couldn't figure out why.
Turns out he would harass anyone with a female character, sending them unwanted ERP whispers.
He'd also get really triggered if anyone said anything bad about Ret.
>>320631130
wasn't this pasta originally about the horse from strat? might be wrong.
>WotLK
>doing a sunwell run with RPers for vanity gear
>out of a raid of 15, 12 are paladins
>they're all a bunch of idiots and can't kill Felmyst because their dps is shit and they wont do the mechanics
>my guild leader tells me he will come and carry them, but only if the bow drops
>there's only one person in the raid, a hunter, who can even equip a bow
>I don't want to work out a deal with the hunter and then have them change their mind if the bow actually drops, so I ask the raid leader about it
>I expect the raid leader to ask the hunter about it and then make a decision
>instead the RL starts bitching and moaning about it on vent
>now all the paladins are threatening to roll on it just to be dicks to my GM
never go retro raiding with RPers. never.
>>320631130
>all these replies to this old as FUCK pasta
Cheers OP. Ya did gud.
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>BC
>Rogue
>Friend's GF rolls a rogue
>She doesn't know her rotation
>Can't remember her rotation
>Spec is just a mishmash of retardation with no full points in nearly anything
>Try and fix it for her
>"But I like it this way, now it doesn't work like I want"
>She never buys blinding powder, vanishing powder
>Never makes and by extension uses poisons
>Dead weight every fucking step of the way
>Got shafted time and time again because he was the guild leader and his girlfriend "needed the gear".
We are good friends.
I went to their wedding.
We hike every so often.
I should push her off a fucking cliff.
>>320631130
When in a relationship with a woman you're expected to sacrifice everything, OP. Your life, your money, your possessions, any possible future money, any possible future possessions, your very flesh, your eternal soul, etc, etc. Since you did not do this, you failed to meet the standards for being a good mate.
>Late night WoW
>Alterac Valley all nighter
>3 hours of fighting in the middle
>Look at the time
>7 AM
Fucking good times.
