What games can I play as a Riot Control officer?
Risk of Rain
SS13
>>320608853
This guy.
If you can deal with platformers, Risk of Rain is hard as fuck and the Enforcer class is right up your alley
>>320608736
That scene was pretty cool
>>320609024
>If you can deal with platformers
Is /v/ so retarded that the platforming genre has to be prefaced by a disclaimer now?
>>320608736
>reverse-grip baton
What the fuck am I looking at?
Also, bump. I wanna beat civilians that get out of hand too. As stated before the only thing I can think of that comes close to a character like that is the enforcer in risk of rain.
>>320609754
It looks like a space tonfa
>>320608736
Modern Warfare 3
Episode 7 spin off with this nigga when?
>>320610165
>Taking on everything with the riot shield
Tasing people until they got lit on fire was also cool.
>>320608736
Booed the fuck out of that scene on the theater, what was the point? some random StormTrooper pulls a hammer that can block lightsabers just so Finndu nuffin can fall down on the ground for the 10th million time
>>320610519
>booing in the theater
autism
Mediocre film. So very boring.
Isn't the material that can disrupt light sabers rare as fuck?
Why would some random storm trooper have it?
>>320610994
Somebody had to.I also went there wearing a Darth Vader helmet and a lightsaber, trying to get everyone on the mood
>>320611262
They've thrown all the the EU out the window, so who fucking knows at this point. Maybe cortosis weave is all over the place now
>>320611295
>fat fuck star wars fans in a darth vader helmet starts booing in a crowded movie theatre because the new films don't suit his autistic tastes for fight scenes.
>>320609492
I think it's the only memorable thing of the movie. Such a cashgrab rehash.
Kylo gets progressively lamer and less threatening everytime you see him
>>320608736
That guy beat the nigger?
>>320611485
I'm actually pretty fucking thin, but ok.
That's the least of the film's problems though.
>>320611512
Kylo Ren is literally "Beta Uprising: the Sith lord"
he goes REEEE everytime things don't go his way
>>320611512
Lol this
And when he took off the mask it had all my friends in stitches. It's just a lame ass anime loving jew kid. That's some bad casting right there.
By any chance are they friends with Abrahms?
>>320611612
everyone beats the nigger.
>>320611063
Here have a reply.
>>320611485
JewJew Abrahms pls
>>320611612
yes
he yells Traitor at finn and does a spin
essentially he's the reincarnation of sheev
>so it's treason then
>>320611512
That's the point anon, his character is a guy who is really broken with minimal training trying to be Darth Vader and to progressively watch him fuck up and have lots of vulnerabilities and failings is what makes him compelling. He's my favorite character in the film and the actor killed it.
>>320611664
The main problem are losers who only like the original trilogy beacuse it's the oldest. Like you.
>>320611664
If you boo at the least of the problems, did you start flinging shit at people when the worse stuff started happening?
>I'm actually pretty fucking thin.
Nah, you're a fat black guy.
>>320611818
>Kike O Ren
>>320611875
It's literally A New Hope though. Anyone with a brain can see that.
>>320611948
>Ky Low Rent
>>320611670
So, uglier Anakin?
>>320611875
"People who only like the originals are the problem."
>Liking the prequels
>liking the new one
Holy fuck are you dumb, kid.
>>320611875
>losers
Spotted the outsider. Go back to reddit, marketer.
>>320611875
No not really, the original trilogy is clearly better because it's an actual story with an actual spiritual structure to it, this new film felt like they crammed the entire trilogy together for no reason and expected that just because you filmed it on film and made the action scenes super fucking violent it would work.
>>320611972
>Darth Neet
>Went full wizard on his training
Sounds like the new Star Wars
>EU died for this
>>320611931
Damn nigga
>Star Wars fans in charge of not being bitter as fuck
Maybe the SJWs were right about you
>>320612074
>liking any of them
you dont have the I am a kid excuse anymore
>>320611875
>liking the fucking loser and the Mary-Sue
kek
>>320608736
none, because the movie just came out you fucking retard holy shit kill yourself
>>320612148
>not liking the originals
>>320612185
It came out 30 years ago, because it's sameful rehash line by line
Jacob Judas Abrahmin confirmed for creatively bankrupt
SWAT 4 has a very similar beating-and-yelling at crimincals mentality that i liked a lot but it's not exactly riot control. having a bank robber shoot your teammate and then pepper spraying him to the ground while screaming in his face with a shotgun is very satisfying i swear to fuck god mother
>>320612109
What the fuck are you trying to say?
I just called you autistic for booing during a movie, and you reply with this buzzword laden shit? What the fuck does star wars or sjws got to do with this, you frick?
>>320612451
>calls others autistic
>whines about buzzwords
lmao
>>320610519
Vibro weapons block sabers. It's in tons of games and was even in Episode 3 with the Magnaguards.
Episode 1>Episode 7>Episode 2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Episode 3>>>>Muppet shows
>>320612517
I don't care, the lightsaber is a symbol, if suddenly there's stuff that can block it then it's not as OP as it was supposed to be, it's a lot deeper than to make your action scenes more balanced.
>>320612514
>*reads this post*
Well, I won that argument.
>>320612562
quite the contrary, I'm begining to think the prequels are better than Force Awakens solely because they were so bad they were good.
Force Awakens is the same exact thing as Phantom Menace though, it's just that Jar Jar is split into two characters, those being the ball droid, the black dude and Han Solo/Chewie
>>320612673
>Light Saber
>OP
If you watched the old movies you noticed that the Light Saber wasn't really OP. I mean Luke Skywalker hit steel railings several times with his light saber and they didn't melt to shit like the new movies imply they do.
>>320612804
*unzips dick*
>>320612517
Why would he have a vibro bat, though?
The jedis weren't even a thing at this point, apart from the few that Luke tried to train?
Also, why did they clone Boyega? And Brienne of Tarth?? Isn't the point of clones that they are identical and therefore reliable?
>>320612854
>Force Awakens is the same exact thing as Phantom Menace
What. The Force Awakens is literally a reskin of Episode 6, you retarded monkey.
>>320613031
Boyega was taken as a kid because of course he was. Same with Sasquatch I assume
>>320612804
*unsheathes katana* *teleports behind you* heh.....nothing personnel kid
>>320612941
That's obviously because they didn't have the money to wire each single railing to explode and break when he hits it, obviously there's got to be careful planning to work that shit out, it's the same reason why the guys at the Sarlacc pit didn't split into two when Luke hit them with his lightsaber
>>320608736
Not Battlefront 4
>>320610519
try watching a Starwars movie before revealing your power levels
>>320613031
Stormtroopers were not clones I think
>>320613128
story-wise, it's actually a rehash of the entire original trilogy, but how it looks and how it's paced, and how the characters are developed it's pretty much The Phantom Menace
>>320613128
Oh this I was so fucking bored out of my seat.
How can you be so dull that you had to remake the first movie with a different name, but with more cheese and less charm.
>>320613242
>prequel shit suddenly matters
>>320613359
>canon
>not matter
:^)
>>320613359
It's cannon whether you like it your not
>>320613456
NOW it's canon, before it was just some retarded shit the EU invented
And even then, it's not like it's that bad with Griveous' guard or whatever, clearly only the tip can hold against it and it seems to be made of the same shiny material so it's more acceptable
Here they want you to expect that something that doesn't shine can deflect something that is made of pure light (hurr actually plasma on a force field)
Plinkett review on this movie when?
>>320612854
>spilt into 2 characters, which are theres 4 characters.
Chewie didn't talk, so the capacity for him to be annoying wasn't there.
Same with BB-8
Harrison was alright, some of his jokes fell flat but he wasn't terrible.
Findu was pretty bad.
Like, how the fuck did he work sanitation duty in the shield reactor or whatever. I understand that's the joke, but why would a fully trained storm trooper that had already been deployed only have done sanitation duty there?
If he was a fully trained storm trooper from birth, how come he was so incompetent. He couldn't fly (Understandable), and he couldn't shoot (But that was his job). I know they were going for the "rookie becomes hero" story cliche, but if it's set up that he is a soldier from birth already on the tour of duty, why is he so shit?
>Droid, please!
cringed
I'm getting a lot of bad vibes about this movie now. How much prequel cancer is used in it?
>>320613435
>canon
>not matter
>:^)
>>320613456
>It's cannon whether you like it your not
This fucking cancer are the people that think Han shot first.
>>320613648
He can shoot, just not at "innocents" apparently.He was pretty fine gunning down other stormtroopers.
>>320610165
HOLY SHIT THIS GAME
>>320613648
>Chewie didn't talk, so the capacity for him to be annoying wasn't there.
>Same with BB-8
You don't need to be able to talk to deliver humor that only little kids are supposed to laugh at, or did you forget
>droid giving the thumbs up
>chewie crying like a baby while Dindu was trying to fix him up
I went to a "vip" movie theater where you can drink and have reclining chairs, it was cool since it wasn't too expensive
But 4 neckbeards got drunk and started spouting memes, whistling when anything tickled their nostalgia boner, and clinging their glasses randomly throughout the night
I swear they spent a good 5 minutes talking about how they want to play the new battlefront but they were too busy.
Seriously fuck those guys
>>320613686
The worst kind.
Shitty writing and storytelling
>>320613648
I think the only reason everyone hates Finn is that he's black
He wasn't bad in the movie, no where near as bad as that chick. He actually showed some personality
>>320612854
>>320613281
>>320613271
It's not about if you liked the originals or not, it's how this movie is objectively bad and creatively bankrupt.
if you saw the trailers you've seen pretty much the entire movie. and it was a reskin from the first one without any shame at all.
But not only that, it has levels of Michael Bay dumb dumbs all over it. flashy explosions without pace or context, some throwbacks to the old one, and most of the time, exact scene line by lines. It's objectively a bad exercise, a nostalgia milk without self respect, and J J Abrahms, if saying he was a SW fan is true, will be forever remembered as that guy that sold out and couldn't come up with something else for the expansive universe SW was.
In this movie nothing fucking new happens.
>>320613780
Poe had to teach him how to use the guns on the tie fighter, and then he had to learn again on the falcon.
He didn't seem too adept with weaponry. He arch as a soldier brainwashed to serve the first order was "Storm trooper helmets can filter smoke but not toxics".
>>320613898
Those guys sound fun. You sound like a lonely faggo though.
God that weapon looks uncomfortable to wield
>>320608736
Modern warfare 2
>>320613997
But anon, that's only with ships. He handles a blaster fine.
What's the symbolism?
>>320613993
>In this movie nothing fucking new happens.
Good, know what else was new? Midichlorians
Now fuck off cunt.
I find it really impressive that they pushed this diversity shit out yet
>girl is a boring uninteresting mary-sue
>black dude is a useless pussy
yet Poe Dameron is the best ''new'' character of the film, like seriously, the movie should have been about him because he is so competent at what he does, coincidentally, he is the white guy
>>320613898Regal Cinema?
>>320613998
Yeah cause spouting "ITS A TRAP" the moment a character spouts on screen, then repeating it trying to get any laughs is acceptable movie theater behaviour
>>320614156
There isn't any. Stop fucking up my hobbies with fucking identity politics, you're just as bad as the SJW's.
Seriously, fuck you. Go away.
>>320614156
It's for those kids that hate when their friends play with the lightsabers and they keep telling them ''u died cuz the lightsaber can cut through anything, dummy.''
>>320614180
>spic
>white
>>320613648
They explain that The First Order abducts children to train them. The scene on Jakku is his first ever combat role. Before that he could've been doing anything because The First Order could do whatever they wanted with him. How about next time you watch the actually good movie.
>>320614156
Sheev parallel.
"It's treason then" -> spinning
>>320614263
>watching the latest braindead hollywood sequel to a dead franchise
>hobby
>>320614165
>new stuff is bad because the prequels
nah fuck off.
Nothing new happened and it's fucking shit.
>>320614253
>acceptable movie theater behavior*
>at a place with with reclining chairs, and waiters that serve beer
You are a fucking retarded idiot, and deserve to have your experience ruined.
>>320614263
>you're just as bad as the SJW's
Found the tumblrina. Fuck off back there virgin cunt.
>>320610165
I still remember walking into a store and talking with my dad about video games. We both couldn´t believe that this game really existed. I mean it looked so silly.
never would have thought that the same studio would go on to make on of the coolest games of the ps3/360 generation
>>320614263
>Stop fucking up my hobbies with fucking identity politics
do you not know what symbolism means you sperg
also how is watching a movie series a fucking hobby?
>>320614228
Naw I'm in Canada, I think I didn't like the movie as much as I could have due to those assholes who can't drink
Seriously, it was a pitcher for two of them, that shit shouldn't get you obnoxiously drunk.
I think another part of disappointment, was during watching the war scenes, I wanted to play a Star Wars game, but remembered Battlefront 2 servers are dead, and the new one looks shallow as fuck.
>>320614263
God damn, what an embarrassing post.
>>320614362
Naw, you fuck off cunt. I wouldn't want to be the director to ruin his career by adding something "new" that could piss off the fans. Than be seen as being just as bad as Lucas was with his Prequels, and choke hold on his IP integrity. You have no fucking tastes.
>>320614386
The reclining chairs don't disturb others behind you
the Waiters stop serving shit after the movie started
>>320614346
No, fuck you, you're a fucking sheep retard. Get the fuck out of my DnD games, get the fuck out of my mechanical discussions in games with stupid shit that doesn't matter, get out of fucking star wars with your stupid meme politics bullshit.
Seriously, you're a fucking mouthbreather for buying into either side of this stupid fight. Fuck you kid.
>>320614476
Fuck off retard. You're seriously dumb if you think spreading that shit is helping your side of the argument and not theirs.
Fuck you guys I enjoyed the movie
>>320614628
I have no idea what you're trying to say here other than "i'm mad as hell muhfugga".
Are you tryina' tell me there's no symbolism in that shot?
>>320614610
Oh yeah, because the new Mary-Sue and the black pussy are so much better.
It's just as bad as the prequels, accept it.
>>320614628
Stay mad tumblrina, no one cares about your blights.
>>320614136
Aye, I suppose.
Still, this narrative point of him being incompetent better pay off. There were a few plot points like that in the film.
>Finn lies to Rey and says he's a rebel
>Han Tells him "woman always find out"
>I think it's going through the cliche of the liar being found out, which I wouldn't like.
>It actually just goes nowhere, which I also didn't like.
>finn tries to escape the first order on a ship leaving the scottish space pub.
>Immediately runs back when he sees the order has arrived, and his friends are in trouble.
Then why devote screen time to the five minutes of him leaving? It's not long enough the actually meaningfully change the course of the plot. It's not short enough to be a simple, character defining quirk. It just fucks the pacing up even more.
>>320614804
Why did they have to take the niggest nigger they could find?
I mean jesus christ, he looks like a fucking cartoon.
>>320614754
Accept fucking one you stupid fucking virgin? You're a fucking sperg retard that is putting words in the mouth of a anon who has not even seen it yet. Fuck off cunt.
>>320614165
>Do you remember what else was new? Midichlorians.
So nothing new should ever happen and the story should just recycle the same stuff?
Fuck off, retard.
>>320614730
Yes. I'm telling you you're looking too deep into something that is really just a fucking riot trooper fighting someone with a lightsaber.
Fuck off. I want to talk about lore and storyline, not meme politics you shoehorn into every discussion you have.
>>320614798
Tumblr and the left side is just as fucking retarded as you and your other 17 year old stormfags. Fuck out of Star Wars if you're going to talk about modern politics in a fucking sci fi series that's been around since the 70's.
>>320614165
wew lad
The movie was boring.
>>320614663
>huge fucking pussy the whole film, clearly untrained in the Jedi arts can not only hold off extremely well against a well trained Jedi, he can fucking hit him
If what came after wasn't so fucking cringeworthy this would've been the worst part of the film
>>320614891
Yes
Now fuck off retarded cunt.
>>320614663
Neat.
>>320614935
>Fuck off. I want to talk about lore and storyline
>in the latest hollyjew cash grab nostalgia wankfest
lol wat?
>>320614935
>stormfags
Who the fuck still think stormfags is a fucking thing when everyone hates fucking tumblr whining shits? Go back to tumblr.
>>320614965
What happened after?
Film is basically a remake of New Hope.
Finn and Rey are good, likable and fun. Writing was a little iffy, especially for the villains. The villain being an autistic beta uprising guy was pretty funny and will probably go down a storm on here.
The Glam Rock Stormtrooper served absolutely no purpose. I like how no-one knows how to use a lightsaber anymore now that there's no one to teach people how so everyone is a total scrub. Rey will probably get a double-bladed saber in 8.
>>320614965
He was clearly trained in melee training. He is a fucking stormtrooper. OP's fucking picture shows a stormtrooper wielding a melee weapon.
so why did Rey beat Kylo Ren in a swordfight despite the fact that he had been training and she had literally never seen a lightsaber before that day?
>>320614954
Better than Episode 1-3 combined.
>>320615125
darkies>boring cracka honkeys
>>320614295
So you're implying they sent him, one of their own storm troopers who hadn't acted up before this, down for combat without any training whatsoever in the 20 or so years he was with the first order? Even though they commented on his combat abilities and mental state being normal?
Maybe you should watch the film.
>>320614886
still doesn't change the fact that it feels as rushed and badly paced as the Prequels.
Except the Prequels tried to slow down with ''character moments'', it was fucking awful, but that's more or less how a film works, Force Awakens is just 2 hours of explosions and characters screaming at each other with the final confrontation just happening and ending, no fucking emotional connection.
>>320614156
symbolism is the spinning is always a good strategy
it they mad the death start mark 3 spin really fast even the xwings couldnt have shoot the exaus- I mean the oscillator
>>320614986
Yeah, it fucking sucks that's the way it is but it's still Star Wars and actual fans of the series have to deal with our favorite parts of lore now being invalid and new things being added. It's still part of the franchise and still deserves discussion in the context of sci fi. Again, fuck off, stop shoehorning your stupid fucking pointless arguments into every conversation you have.
>>320615039
No, you fuck off cunt. I've been here since 2007, made it through the furries and the feds, so I can for sure make it through you stupid fucking retards and your pointless identity bullshit.
If you're not going to talk about the series, fuck off. Go argue with people on /b/ or something.
>>320615150
Rey is the girl, luke's daughter. The black guy's name is Finn.
>>320615137
>better than three steaming turds mashed together
that's not saying much anon
>>320615046
An icky girl beats a strong man.Rey is shown to be more competent than Finn at melee combat through the film. And by that point, Darth Neet has been shot and whacked a few times by Finn so it's obvious she would beat him depsite his (shitty incomplete) training.
HOW MANY FUCKING DEATH STARS IS THE EMPIRE GOING TO BUILD?
>>320615046
The girl that had literally 0 training with the force not only manages to grab the lightsaber with the force better than Kylo Ren, she fucking obliterates him by hitting him in the face.
May I remind you that Kylo Ren is a well trained Jedi, by all standards he should be as good as any Jedi was in the prequels because he has been training since he was a little kid.
>>320615125
Mary Sue. Here is a better scenario. Rey gets her use the force moment but Kylo still wins barely and as he is about to land the final blow, the ground splits.
The two of them are wounded gravely in the snow and stare at each other as they get pulled apart.
This sets up Kylo as a real threat, gives Rey the underdog status and gives more tension and buildup to episode 8. Too bad Disney are fucking hacks.
>>320615358
This. You'd think they'd try something different after the 1st two attempts.
>>320615360
>The girl that had literally 0 training with the force not only manages to grab the lightsaber with the force better than Kylo Ren,
If you really can't understand why that happened you're a dumbass who can't remember what happened 40 minutes ago.
>>320615358
Until they have 2 at the same time and call it Death Testicles
>>320608736
fallout new vegas
>>320615360
Luke's lightsaber. Which has been calling out to her.
>>320615075
Yeah, but against a well trained Jedi? They already estabilished that they are OP as fuck when it came to melee because it's all they fucking use for some reason, and unless people are inserting retarded video game logic into this I can say that it's fucking retarded scriptwriting.
Let us not forget that he is a useless wuss the entire film
>>320615360
Kylo was not as his 100% during his fight with Rey
He was wounded by lasers and Finn saber a couple of time. He was also having some edgy problems after he killed Han.
>>320615358
JUST BUILD IT BIGGER
>>320615360
>he should be as good as any Jedi
He fell to the dark side andkilled all the younglings in Luke's templewhen he was a teenager. He's hardly Mace Windu.
And he'd also been shot by Chewie by the time Rey pushes his shit in.
>>320615360
See
>>320615505
and
>>320615521
Kylo kept stopping to pound his chest. Something weird was goin on with him.
>>320615515
He lost and Kylo was hit by a bowcaster prior. Rey beating Kylo however was bullshit. Remember Finn was trained to be a stormtrooper from young.
>>320615214
>I've been here since 2007
>I'm a big dog!
Bragging about being cancer is not helping your argument faggot. Get back to tumblr.
>>320615640
It wasn't his chest, it's his wound that was caused by chewie. Probably tried to tough it out or something.
>>320615360
every jedi is dead, so she is overflowing with force, and its burst when her mind penetrated by big juicy dark power
>>320615324
>shitty imcomplete training
The fucker was goddamn invincible towards the start of the film, for fucks sake, he stopped a laser blast in the middle of the air, even Darth Vader couldn't actually do it aside from deflecting it.
Rey and Finn could have been good at Melee, but shit, you just look at the lightsaber fight and tell me that Kylo Ren is clearly fucking sucking at it despite being as well trained as any Jedi from the Prequels, by all means he should have cut them all into tiny pieces in a second.
>>320615640
>Kylo kept stopping to pound his chest. Something weird was goin on with him.
He was trying to get anger while doing it so he could be stronger
>>320615217
Saying more then nearly 9 hours of fucking headaches, and cringe. I'll take a well adjusted story, than a shitfest full of shit ont he screen to keep ADHD kiddies entertained.
>>320615515
>Well-trained.
Kylo isn't finished training; he's like luke in empire.
He's capable but not trained in lightsaber combat well.
PLUS HE WAS SHOT IN THE FUCKING CHEST.
Why do you think he keeps hitting the wound; he's trying to stop the bleeding; and he still cuts open finn's back.
Rey wins because she fights an exhausted apprentice who's bleeding from several points by the time she gets her go.
>>320615702
No, fuck you. I'll still be here posting when you're long gone, just like I was long before you were here.
Fuck you, get the fuck out of my hobbies and stop ruining discussion with your retarded opinions that don't actually matter in regards to the game part of a fucking videogame.
So is anyone starting a battlefront 2 lobby or something?
>>320615784
>even Darth Vader couldn't actually do it aside from deflecting it.
Dath vader was able to stops lasers with his fucking hands and body. No need to stop them at middle range if he was able to do that.
I remember Kylo mentioning clones but I got distracted by my friend's legs. The fuck did he say about them?
>>320615461
Yeah I understood what happened, the fucking girl is a Mary Sue
stop trying to defend a shitty cashgrab
>>320615358
One of the only good things to come out of the Vong books was Han Solo's rant about the Empire constantly trying superweapons, including something about how "the Nostril of Palpatine" and how eventually none of them fucking worked.
>>320615784
>frozen a laser blast
>frozen Rey's arm
>clearly this is his signature force move or whatever
>never used again
>>320615214
>i'm a 4chan veteran
>>320615784
He's just defending lazy writing. It's pretty obvious the only reason Ray and Finn survived that fight was because of a needed convenience for the plot.
>>320615515
He's not really well trained though. Especially in lightsaber combat. He was taught by a guy who had a few hours of training with Obi Wan. No-one who could match Clone Wars-era Jedi is alive anymore.
>>320615784
He's seems to be good with the force due to being a Skywalker, which is similarly why Rey is naturally adept, but he was taught by fucking Luke how to use a lightsaber. Luke fought like a paraplegic.
>>320615801
You're speaking backwards. A "shitfest full of shit on the screen to keep ADHD kiddies entertained" is what Abrams Wars is. ADHD kids like lasers and fights and x-wings and explosions. The prequels were boring political crap.
>>320615505
bullshit
>>320615917
What the crap were you doing with your friend's legs
>>320616019
The movie literally tells you that...
Risk of Rain has an Enforcer class.
>>320615917
It appears the first order has a mix of clones and normal brainwashed troopers.
The clones seem to be the most valued units; as they didn't have them aboard the star destroyer at the beginning.
>>320615640
He wasn't pounding his chest, he was pounding on his leg, he was shot in the hip.
Still not enough to justify him being so fucking shit at handling those 2 dweebs
>>320615358
The problem is that the Death Stars don't have the high ground.
The Empire will keep losing them until they build one above the galactic plane.
>/v/ and /tv/ are going to be full of star wars talks thanks to the new movies
I LOVE YOU GUYS
>>320616036
Her legs are fucking nice, man.
>>320616097
Thanks, bruv.
>>320616098
Kylo isn't instructed in lightsaber combat.
His sabre is self-made and unstable.
I don't see snoke priortising it in a world of non-jedi; since he's clearly strong in the force, able to stop blaster shots.
I see him taking it up to be like his grandfather, and selfteaching can only make you so strong.
Ren probably hasn't had an opponent with a lightsaber for many years (or possibly ever if the trainees he killed didn't have any).
Its a first for both him and them
>>320616112
>I finally watched Ep 3 yesterday
>He says this, and then says don't even try it
>Instantly cuts him down
LOLOL fuck that was a good laugh
>>320608736
Mortal komabt has stryker i guess
>>320616253
>her
yeah nice try homo
>>320615838
>he's like Luke in Empire
Not really, luke is inexperienced in Empire because he's been training for only a short amount of time, Kylo Ren I'll wager has been training with Luke for quite a while, it doesn't matter that he was shot or that he was emotionally conflicted, if anything it should have worked to his advantage, Darth Vader got hit on the arm while fighting with Luke, and as a response he cut his hand off.
>>320608736
HAN
>>320616262
>Very strong in the force
>Lose to a literal scrub who doesn't even know the force existed a few hours ago in a mental duel
Lmao
>>320616112
FUCK YOU /V/
EVERYTIME REY HAS THE HIGHGROUND DURING THE KYLO FIGHT I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS SHITTY MEME
>>320616013
>Luke fought like a paraplegic.
Because he's been only training for a few weeks, in Return of the Jedi he's a little bit better, but George Lucas explained it well by saying that Luke and Vader are not as good as old Jedi because Luke didn't get the full package (and probaly wouldn't, because of old age) and Vader was pretty crippled by the suit and prosthetics.
>>320616058
And the movie is bullshit, nothing new.
>>320614610
How about you do it right the first time you fucking failure
It's not hard, it just takes testicles and being an attaboy, or a true fan, or smart, or reading the fucking source canon like a fan not the script sequences from the first like a hack.
He already sold out so it's worse.
Yoda said: "Don't try, do it." so you better do go fuck yourself.
>>320616339
We don't know how long Kylo was with luke.
Since Han and leia sent him to luke because of their worry that he was falling to the darkside uncontrolled; it might not have been long, and I doubt luke would teach him advanced combat or saber techniques.
Snoke likely taught him how to use the force; I mean he was strong enough for force choke, and to hurl rey into a tree, but I don't see lightsaber combat being taught by luke or snoke , luke because he'd be unsure about whether its worth it; since being a jedi is more about the force than melee combat, and snoke looks far too decrepit to bother teaching it at first, although that might change after kylo got rekt.
>>320616262
They make a point the entire fucking film that Kylo Ren was trained by Luke, clearly he would have taken Yoda's advice in which he would have not waited until Kylo was a teenager to begin training him, aka, Kylo has been training as a Jedi since he was a kid
>>320616152
That trailer was absolutely unfunny.
>>320616538
Exactly. And since the Jedi archives are gone there's no-one/nothing to teach new Jedi with so they aren't going to be much better than him.
That and Ren never came close to finishing his training before he sperged out and killed everyone. He might not even have had much training in lightsaber combat if Luke hadn't anticipated them needing it.
>>320616538
Not that it matters, but does that mean that in the old EU that Luke would have lost a lightsaber duel to new jedi that had been trained since younglings?
>>320616720
>since he was a kid.
No.
You didn't listen.
Han and leia sent him away when they were worried.
Luke likely tried to do his best but it was too late, he's not going to refuse to help his nephew, since he'd end up on the darkside without luke's instruction anyway.
I think the focus would've been mental stability rather than HEY MENTALLY VULNERABLE NEPHEW; HERES ALL THESE PRO LIGHTSABER AND FORCE CRUSH TECHNIQUES, LEL BYE
>>320616753
I thought it was good. It'll be nice to have more yiff-bait to troll /v/ with when the movie comes out.
Any /m/-fags around?Was this movie better than Awakening of a Trailblazer?
>>320616804
Essentially yes.
They will have been trained in all aspects of the force and lightsabers since childhood.
They'd fucking waste luke from sheer technique even if they were weaker.
>>320616675
Jesus Christ man, everything in the film hints that Kylo was trained by Luke and that the training clearly paid off because he's so fucking powerful at the start of the film, why would he train Kylo in a period where he would have the same handicap he had when he fought Vader instead of extensively training him from a young age?
>>320615515
Kylo hasn't finished his training, Snoke clearly says that it's due time to finish Kylo's training after he gets fucked up. Rey has a much stronger connection to the force which is shown in the torturescene. That and the fact that Kylo is already wounded by the time that they start fighting are the major contributing factors as to why Rey wins the fight.
There were so much better choices for a director than JewJew Abrahams.
Gore Verbinski would have done a kick ass movie. Even fucking Josh Whedon, who truly, absolutely knows his shit about the entire Star Wars. Spielberg, and he's as jew as a menorah, but at least he was Lucas friend.
>>320616785
the Jedi archives being gone makes no fucking sense, the whole reason why the swordfighting was complex in the prequels was because of their management of the force, Luke was better in Return of the Jedi because of his grip on the Force improved, Kylo Ren can stop laser blasts in thin air and read people's minds, yet he's just as bad as Luke was in Empire when he seemingly quit the training halfway and faced Vader headon
>>320616882
The fucking title crawl says that Luke has been training a new Jedi Order
>>320616998
>Everything hints.
No. They state he was one of the trainees.
He gave into the dark-side; and Snoke trained him slightly (BUT HIS TRAINING WAS NOT COMPLETE; THIS WAS STATED).
The reason Kylo lost was because he has a raging erection for lightsaber fighting, and being the general villain, it isn't enough to throw them about the forest; he has to kill them with his lightsaber that he made.
If he had used the force extensively; Rey and Finn would be fucking dead. Instead his pride got himself stabbed several times and cut in the face, when he was already injured from a bolt to the torso.
The training didn't pay off lightsaber-wise, it paid off force-wise.
And ultimately Kylo neglected to use his talent in favour of his manchild induced love for sword combat.
>>320617272
Oh wow so that means he trained kylo in literally every technique known to man!
Are you fucking dense.
Kylo and the knights of ren (Shown in the flashback) fucking murder them all.
You're assuming Kylo is as strong as luke was by return of the jedi.
He started training late evidently (Since he was already showing signs of the darkside).
And his training was viewed as incomplete by snoke.
Deal with it. Kylo isn't a fucking special god; he's an amateur sith-wannabe who thinks he's hot shit because he has a basic knowledge of the force and his lineage.
>>320617083
>Rey has a much stronger connection to the force which is shown in the torturescene
Despite she literally only hearing about it 10 minutes prior.
You can't defend this fucking shit.
>knows about the Falcon almost as well as Han Solo, shit, even better
>really fucking knows to handle computers and shit well enough to close a door on time and save Dinndu
>hears about the force from the orange lady despite being a horribly abridged and vague version of the Empire Yoda speech
>suddenly learns how to do the Jedi Mind Trick
>suddenly knows how to levitate shit
>suddenly knows how to face off against a Jedi that was infinetely better trained than she was
I'm surprised she didn't fly away from the exploding planet holding nuFinn on her arms, it's literally the only thing that was missing from that shitfest.
>>320617597
she is luke daughter
>>320617597
She's clearly a jedi trainee that got dumbed on Jakku after the massacre/luke's daughter.
The skywalker trait is they're fucking great with machines; Anakin built C3PO as a fuckin slave.
They also showed great force potential early on; Luke made the deathstar hit with a torpedo, Anakin did the same over naboo.
She likely started realising the capabilities of the force when kylo started pushing on her mind and she realised she could push back.
One realisation is all it takes in many topics for someone to understand the application elsewhere.
>>320617345
>The training didn't pay off lightsaber-wise, it paid off force-wise.
Lightsaber technique is as good as your ability with the force, you can't be ''good with the force'' but suck at using a lightsaber, it makes no sense
>>320617814
>>320617832
>defending shitty writing
>People bitching about Darth Weenie loosing
>The guy who got shot by a fucking Bowcaster
That weenie was running on fumes.
>>320617895
Eh.
Thats bullshit mate.
Why else are there jedi strong in the force but not lightsaber combat.
The force augments their skill through prediction and sense, but technique is still very much unrelated, knowing how to lift a block with your mind doesn't translate to slicing someone in half.
>>320617832
There is a world of difference between being talented with the force despite no training, and just being OP as fuck despite never hearing about the Force in your entire life except from some orange lady that says ''lol the force''
>>320617597
>knows about the Falcon almost as well as Han Solo, shit, even better
I thought that was because the falcon has been modified by that space jew
>>320618071
>Why else are there jedi strong in the force but not lightsaber combat.
Except there aren't, unless it's EU garbage
Don't overthink the movie. It was bad writing and pace.
It lacks the innocence and imagination of the first ones. The others had at least fantasy setting. This one is a copy.
>>320608857
tryed it, got fucking killed by the clown who some how got his hands on a fucking H.O.N.K.
it was supposed to be a simple bar fight we had to break up
>>320618143
It has nothing to do with her knowing every nook and cranny better than Han Solo to the point of ripping an old piece off and say ''lol shortcut''
>>320618267
You mean the millenium falcon that has switched owners multiple times and had various modifications that han is unaware of.
I mean there are plenty of points of shitty writing but fuck me, you guys take the worst points.
Was no one hyped to see Darth Plagueis though? That made the whole movie for me.
"Snoke is wiiiiise"
>>320618071
>knowing how to lift a block with your mind doesn't translate to slicing someone in half.
Knowledge of the force transcends being able to pick up rocks, dummy, or do you really think that there was nothing wrong when Dooku says in Attack of the Clones that the Force was not enough to settle his duel with Yoda so they just resort to Lightsabers
Finn better into Jedi he deserves it far more than Rey.
Bring back Kyle Katarn and have him train him in the ways of the "I don't give a fuck Jedi".
How many times does the rebellion have to blow up the empires new shiny toy before they stop
>>320618389
Because they're equally matched in their use of the force.
Whilst there is a clear disparity in lightsaber prowess; yoda outclasses him.
>>320613031
>?? Isn't the point of clones that they are identical and therefore reliable?
Not every trooper is a clone, in fact most aren't, they abandoned them because they were too expensive, and some other lore reason that I can't recall.
Even with clone troopers, they still supplemented their ranks by forcing people into their ranks.
>>320618364
Yes, but why would she know that? Did she ever pilot that ship before? Of course not, because she pilots it the first time she gets on the thing, the first fucking time she gets on the Millenium Falcon she already knows not only how to properly pilot it, but also fix everything in it from customizations made by previous owners to previously vital equipment
>>320618495
You think it's fine
Goddamn it, off yourself.
>>320618426
Poe Dameron better have a bigger role in the next film, dindu nuFinn and Mary-Sue are hardly people I'd want to care after pretty much accomplishing themselves right on the first fucking movie
>>320614663
I don't care what anyone says, the side pound and the coarseness of the fight scene was awesome to me.
Can anyone clarify for me who was the character that Max von Sydow played? And why did he have the map?
>>320615125
He's been shot in the side with a fucking bowcaster, that kind of throws you off your game.
5>4>6=7>3>1>2
This is a fact
>>320612673
There are a lot of things that can stop lightsabers actually. They can cut through a fuckton of stuff, but they aren't magic cut through everything swords. It's casual fans like you that ruin everything because you think you know shit.
Finn the black dude was actually the best new thing in the movie, though.
in b4 black guy
Yeah but he's actually a good actor and pulled an interesting character to develop. Too bad JJ Abrahms is an imbecile and did the easy way out: A Michael Bay.
>>320618935
dumb frogposter
>>320618935
>1 being better than anything
>>320613898
In my theater everyone clapped when they saw one of the original heros but the claps for Leia were super awkward
Like it was delayed and only a few people did at first then a few more joined
I don't know why people clap in theaters
>>320619002
Eh, I don't know.
He had too many comic relief moments and ghetto lingo scenes.
He also went from "I can't handle this, I don't want to shoot anyone" to "I'm killing my former comrades by the hundreds without a worry" too fast
>>320617982
>questioning my kneejerk cynicism
What a shill am I right?
>>320615640
This is probably caused by some confusion about what Chewie is shooting. It's a Boltcaster, meaning it's one of the few guns in the galaxy firing super heated slugs, rather than super heated gas like blasters. So he's got a slug from Chewie's gun stuck in his abdomen.
>>320619056
Americans.
It's an american movie, you're supposed to clap everytime a nostalgia jerkoff comes on screen.
Everytime a jew tries to milk your shekels you clap.
If somebody calls something vague like MUH FREEDOMS or a waving flag you clap as fast as you can.
frog posters and autistic lore fags are pure cancer
>poe shoots kylo from out of his sight
>kylo instantly turns around and freezes the shot mid-air
>chewbacca shoots kylo from out of his sight
>he doesn't even realize it and just gets hitstupid JJ making that shot hit just because viewers have to get SOME kind of revenge through chewbacca for him killing han
>>320619305
Obviously, Chewie is the Chosen One
>>320619305he just killed his father, his mind was a mess.
>>320615171
You're a fucking idiot. Nobody said that. You do realize that training is completely different than actual fucking combat right?
You do realize that they treated their people like shit, and if you know anything about how theEmpirefirst order works, is that they don't just sit him in a corner when they're not training, some pull guard duty, clearly Finn pulled shithead duty.
There was literally nothing wrong with Finn.
>>320618810
I was really fucking surprised Max von Sydol is in this, he literally looked like a really fucking old man in The Exorcist, not to mention, making Jesus look like a grandpa, it's really amazing that he's alive.
I still don't know who his character was and why did he have the map.
Why do the dyhard fans all love the original trilogy so much?
The acting is shit, the props and costumes makes it look like Sesame Street and the story is parody-tier.
I, for one, think Star Wars is an okay series, nothing amazing, and that the prequels are much more entertaining than the earlier works. Despite the retarded shit in Episode 3 when Anakin goes evil because he obeyed the dark lord dude and caused his wife to get rekt. I mean, that made absolutely no sense whatsoever. Palpatine got the wife shrekd, so why the fuck work for him??
>>320618971
>but they aren't magic cut through everything swords
That's the whole fucking point of lightsabers, that they are magic, Star Wars is fucking magic, I'm not ruining anything if I'm saying that addind technical bullshit to Star Wars is borderline retarded
>>320619092
Yeah because the script and movie is souless and inhuman. It's not the actor's fault, really, you can see it.
EpVII is like written by a robot, a program, that digested key words from google of what people like and remembers about the first movies and scrambled and pasted them around in Google Translator. It's so cardboard, so lifeless and creatively bankrupt it's shameful for Disney, wether you liked Star Wars before or didn't.
It's not about respecting the first movies, it's about respecting yourself as a director AND your audience. It has no shame.
The movie is morally WRONG.
>>320619454
Nice taste.
Kidding, your taste is shit.
>>320619002
No not really.
For a well trained Stormtrooper he doesn't know how to do anything besides act like a fucking goof, not to mention, he has no personality and doesn't do anything the entire film other than magically being able to fight against Kylo Ren
>>320619305
The difference here is that Chewie had the high ground
>>320619535
you are a faggot
>>320619305
his mind was shit during that and all the fight
>>320619305
Kylo was obviously disturbed in that moment, thats why Chewie hits him.
Also Kylo will return to the light side in ep9, ep 9 will end with Rey, Finn and Kylo taking on Darth Plagueis
Finn may wake up from coma to discover he is sensitive to force, but I'm not sure about this because he could also be the Not Solo but I doubt it
>>320619054
1>7>2>456>>>>>3
>>320619096
>kneejerk
>being this delusional about a shitty cashgrab movie
>>320619601
This
>>320619601
Oh, you are right
>>320619108
They never state that, for all I know Chewie's weapon is just the same as a blaster, except it's shaped like a crossbow.
