Miss Pauling is cute! CUTE!
I want to impregnate Miss Pauling and take responsibility.
>>320608490
> she wouldn't be allowed maternity leave
> she'd have to awkwardly do all the stuff she does with an added baby bump
> she gives birth in the middle of a firefight, Boss style
yes
yes she is
>>320608693
>The medic happens to be there to assist with the birth
>And whatever else happens afterwards...
Miss Pauling is one of those good female characters in ocean of tanned bitchy bimbos and oppai kawaii warrior princesses
and i'm not even a social justice clown, too bad /v/ will stone me for being a white knight
>>320607725
She still voiced by Burch?
Oh yeah
>Scout got cucked harder than her brother
You all have to remember that Ms. Pauling is as psychotic as any one else on the Team and would stone cold kill you if the job requires it.
>>320609354
I don't think it counts as cucking when she's too busy to even masturbate.
Isn't she a dyke?
>>320609570
Nah, just sexually frustrated.
>>320609570
Doesn't stop me from raping her.But her gun does.
Her model is atrocious, Miss Pauling in comic is miles better
>>320609685
I'd give her my gun.
>>320609570
Yes.
>>320609570
Yeah, dev confirmed it in a tweet.
For whatever fucking reason. Just as well though nobody cares about TF2 anymore.
She's a lesbian
Because
DIVERSITY!
(also fuck the scout)
Voiced by Ashley "the cuckette" Burch
Character was always tainted and the reveal of
>>320612950
Just proves it
Haha scout sucks.
>>320614485
>DIVERSITY!
demo it's TF2
>>320612950
>implying the legions of dogshit SFM artists give a single nugget of poopy about "canon", especially in regards to a character from an FPS that's long since dead and never shows up in the game anyway
Ms. Pauling is fat. FAT!
>>320612950
Well that's real God damn lame. At least we have glorious Russian bear woman now.
>>320614928
Rip in pizza
>>320615002
guess who tumblr is shipping her with, and therefore what art gets tweeted to the devs all the time?
>>320614485
>mfw watching the tf2 comic artist getting bullied into submission by SJWs on twitter demanding he make Miss Pauling gay
I've never cringed harder in my life
>>320615087
The Soldier?
>>320612950
>Yeah, dev confirmed it in a tweet.
Wasn't it one person and the rest of Valve said he was talking out of his ass?
>>320615127
who Makani? No she's a pretty insufferable cunt to begin with, but she wasn't the one who announced it.
It was one of the writers I think, all I remember about him is that he wore glasses and had a beard but that's describing 90% of that team I feel like.
>>320612950
gonna need sauce
>>320615168
on this too
>>320614485
I would actually be completely fine with Pauling being a lesbian if she was only attracted to the Announcer.
Like how Smithers is Burnsexual.
>>320615168
Yeah, this.
Unless it's someone senior like Erik Wolpaw, I wouldn't trust it completely. Hell, Wolpaw regularly says shit like that just to fuck with people so I wouldn't even trust him.
>always kicked ass with phlog and thought it was broken as shit because I initially played the shit out of the 360 version of tf2 for years and became adjusted to never having airblast
>THEY BUFF IT
>>320615168
>>320615259
It was one dude, but I didn't hear about any of the other devs discrediting the statement.
>>320615394
Pinkerton's technically Wolpaw's "other half," but Pinkerton's also just a contract writer who works for Valve. I don't think Wolpaw gives enough of a shit to comment on this, but I'd trust his word over Pinkerton's.
In the end, does it even matter?
>>320615387
>Jag is like 2% better than vanilla wrench so people use that
>Nerf it to oblivion
>nobody does puff'n'sting anymore
>nerf it even more
I get the feeling some female Dota balancer was put in charge of tf2 a few months ago
>>320615394
But what about the SFM animation where she accepts going on a date with the scout.
Are guys forgetting about this? :s
>>320615394
This is only Comic Pauling, which is in its own shitty universe.
>>320615982
Pity date.
>>320607725
I would get analvor'd by her
>>320615584
Jag was a straight upgrade get the fuck out of here.
>>320618683
Nope. The Wrench is better for long term tanking. Past 9.6 seconds of constant fixing, the Wrench will have always outdone the Jag, despite the faster swing speed.
Even within the initial 9.6 seconds, the Jag only spends 18.33% of that time having fixed more than the Wrench.
>>320612950
>canon mattering to porn artists
That's why all of tf2's porn is straight right?
>>320615584
The puff and sting nerf hurts so god damn much. I haven't fully recovered from it, it's been my pyro playstyle for ages now and it just got straight gimped. The ONE thing I really needed that full crit for was heavies, why the fuck can't I have that if I have the balls to melee one?
>>320619605
When would that ever come into play? Soldier and demo both have to reload before then and if a heavy is able to fire on you for 10s he is either too far away to matter or he's ubered and you're fucked anyway.
>18.33% of that time having fixed more than the Wrench.
And that isn't an upgrade?
>>320620803
What that means is that during the initial 9.6 seconds of fixing, the Jag will be better for 18.33% of it (1.76s), whilst the Wrench will be better for the other 81.67% of it (7.84s).
After the initial 9.6 seconds, the Wrench is always the better of the two.
>>320621250
It's only by a small fraction, it's made up for by the swing speed. Well worth it for the rest of the upgrades.
>>320612950
Yup. this anon is retarded as fuck.
And don't go saying anything retarded like
>Expiration Date didn't actually happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLlLQ3LmZWU
>>320616704
>>320622746
>>320622830
Well, whatever you want to say, she's already confirmed to be gay so go cry me a river.
>mfw wrecking puff and sting pyros with my vaccinator medic
