Vega is about to deliver the final blow to the love of your life, Chun Li
What do you do?
WHAT DO YOU DO?
>re-assess romantic/sexual preferences
>realize chinese are subhuman automatons
>thank the twink for this enlightenment
>go get shitfaced and bang a hooker
>>320599519
>>go get shitfaced and bang a hooker
A tranny hooker?
>>320599383
>call him a faggot for cosplaying as Balrog
>watch him kill himself because of how shameful I made him feel
>Chun Li is all over my dick
>tfw I'm getting DEM THIGHS tonight
Ah yes the beautiful Spanish tradition of whore punishing, carry on my friend.
CHP DP FADC ULTRA 1
>>320599383
fucking her corpse aslong as she is still warm.
also ask vega if he has cards for el classico next season
Dial the phone while I drive on my way there, while Chun-Li recovers and kicks his ass
Fuck I don't care what anyone says, that movie was good, and those beautifully hand-drawn 5 seconds of tits was so worth it.
>>320599383
Igo sky diving. Rocky mountain climbing. I go 3.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu.
>>320600280
I fucking hate that song.
>>320599383
Watch Vega get thrown into a wall after getting spin kicked multiple times
I finish him.
IN TWO MINUTES.
