JUST
>>320584152
nintendo's newest IP looks pretty lazy
>>320584152
Not all patents are used. Yes it's retarded. Can we stop having this thread?
Seeing Nintendo crash and burn is entertaining. Fuck you for censoring sll those games.
Could someone just post the screenshot of last thread?
>>320584152
I don't understand what the pentagons represent. Is this supposed to be like the wii u gamepad, but with touchscreen 'sticks' instead of actual physical sticks? Cuz that sounds horrifying
>>320584308
>In the name of my Lord and Savior Satoru Iwata (God rest his soul, amen) I must defend Nintendo from these treacherous posts!
>>320584152
Where's the Doug button?
rip 3rd parties
nintendoomed
>>320584816
maybe they are physical sticks in the middle of the touchscreen
>>320584816
Capacitive touch input zones.
>>320584816
Operative sticks according to the patent.
>>320584831
>>In the name of my Lord and Savior Kaz (the Devil rest his soul, amen) I must attack Nintendo with everything I have!
>>320584905
>>320584908
>>320585083
So it's physical sticks surrounded by more touch screen on the sides? That's better I guess but why not just keep the wii u gamepad? Honestly why even have the gamepad, it's fucking $100 and for same system multiplayer most people are just gonna be using a regular controller
GIMMICK
FUCK
this doesn't seem so horrible to be honest, at least it would be the most normal looking nintendo controller since the gamecube
>>320586263
No it is horrible. No one wants sticks in middle of the fucking screen that you have to look at. No one likes touch screen gaming. NO FUCKING ONE.
>>320584230
Trust me, what it lacks in graphics, it makes up for in story,with a shocking and profound twist at the end.
>>320585091
>BUT SONY
Every fucking time. Nintenyearold playbook page 1.
>>320585943
>So it's physical sticks surrounded by more touch screen on the sides?
I can't read technobabble, but the patents are available online to read over and make your own educated guesses at.
http://appft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsearch-adv.html&r=1&p=1&f=G&l=50&d=PG01&S1=20150355768.PGNR.&OS=dn/20150355768&RS=DN/20150355768
>>320586387
What consoles do you have?
>>320586432
WiiU, Xbone and PC
Yes I regret the xbone, before you ask.
MY
Can someone explain what the fuck this thread's about?
>>320584152
Rule34 on the stickman yet?
>>320584831
Who was it that had that patent on in-game advertising where you had to stand up and yell MCDONALD'S for the commercial to end?
>>320586786
Sony.
>>320586837
Oh yeah, that's right!
>>320586837
>>320586915
>tfw I read the entirety of Stone Ocean waiting to see the context of that pic
>it doesn't exist
Well, was I disappointed.I still liked Part 6
>>320586903
>Call of Duty commercial
>head shot terrorist to speed up commercial
The future is here.
>>320586646
why the hell would they patent something they had already started production for
>>320587068
>>320586903
>Playstation 4 commercial
>insert game disc into PS4 to end
>commercial never ends
:^)
>>320586506
>Sword
>Bow
>Shield
>A motherfucking handgun
>Bomb
>Mace
>>320586837
Wait what, why did Sony patent this, this looks more suitable to xbone since it comes with kinect.
>>320587237
Companies often patent ideas to stop others from using it.
>>320587237
Playstation does have camera peripherals.
>>320587169
>Boot up NX
>Can't insert games into NX because it has no optical drive
>MFW NX is an always online console and digital only
God I can't wait until the show this thing off. What shitty gimmick are they going to go with this time? Every single of these patents look fucking awful. Not one mention of a normal controller.
>>320587447
Gamecube was the last time you'll get a normal controller as the main input device. They'll have a Classic Controller as an alternate controller.
>>320586786
>BUUUUUUUUUUUUT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOONYYYYYYY
Every fucking time
>>320587089
Maybe during the development phase they had a shitload of ideas floating around and just decided to patent a few of them in case they wanted to use them later.
>>320587657
That basically guarantees that none of these are being used for the NX.
>>320587578
Pot, meet kettle.
>>320587738
It doesn't if you knew the wii patent was shown before it was announced
>>320587796
source?
>>320587578
>strawman greentext in all caps pretending to be the opposition speaking
Look kid, we're really sorry you asked your mom to buy you the wrong console and she won't get you anything else, but this board is for 18+ posters only, so maybe come back in another six years.
>>320587578
He was just naming an example of another company that filed a stupid patent and never used it, showing that it's ridiculous to judge them based on an unused idea. Neither Sony nor Nintendo have done anything wrong here.
You should learn to calm your shit and stop trying to start console wars.
>>320587959
Kek not that guy but when I came into this thread hoping to discuss the nintendo patent and found people discussing sony patents its painfully obvious whats going on.
>>320588061
Nobody started discussing Sony patents until a kid decided to make it about console wars. You reap what you sow.
Nice try though, really convincing with that image.
>>320588061
Sure "discuss" in a thread that opens with JUST
>>320588061
Yeah it is. Someone was stating facts and someone else shitposting about them because they wanted a console war thread.
>>320587578
>>320588061
sonyvictim rump status:
roasted
SHIT
Ooh, shit got real quiet there for a few minutes.
I just want to see what NX is already, the suspense is killing me.
>>320587959
>sonygers
>calming down
They are called that way for a reason
>>320591026
Funny, considering it's nintendrones that are the most loud and angry people on this board.
>>320584442
>crash and burn
Yet they miraculously manage to turn a profit with the pile of meh that is the Wii U
>>320591542
I suppose it would seem that way from the point of view of the loudest and angriest group of people.
But then again, you fags say that about whoever disagrees with you.
Do we really need to have this thread again?