I'm struggling to think of any video game character that is more literally perfect, can you help me out?
She can do absolutely no wrong, are there any other characters that the same can be said of?
>>320576675
why did they make her look worse and worse over the course of the games /v/?
she was prettiest in 1
>liking the inept nerd ttarget audience bait
ew
>>320576772
Her skin should be snakeskin, pleb. Delicious snakeskin tits.
>>320576805
i hate this fucking meme
ME3 is one of the few games I crafted my own ending for in my head, because I couldn't live with the thought of my FemShep not retiring to a small planet with Liara after taking down the Reapers and raising a little blue babby together, away from it all
>>320576675
She's not even the best Asari squad member.
>>320577076
Was it ever confirmed that Asari baps continue to get bigger as they get older, or was it just coincidence that Benezia and Samara were huge?
>>320576675
>tfw she will never sit on my face
>>320577062
that's pretty gay, anon
>>320576675
I liked her in ME2 and 3, but I really wish she remained meek and autistic in ME1
>>320576675
She never wears that in the game right?
>>320577450
Nope.
>>320576675
>>320576675
>character is perfect
>its mary sue
>character is not perfect
>its not perfect
>>320577907
>Burn the heretic. Kill the mutant. Purge the unclean.
>>320576675
She's unattractive with an annoying personality and voice.
Literally what is wrong with you, OP?
>>320578294
she's cute and hardworking and loves Shepard
her voice is good too don't know what you're on about
I'm still mad you can't romance Tali
>all her spaghetti-dropping around FemShep
Why couldn't she just admit she wanted the V?
>>320579014
Off by one...
>Literally a human but with blue skin and tentacles instead of hair
Such stellar character design.
>>320576675
Superior blueberry waifu coming through
>always nice to you
>always optimistic
>big heart
>listens to and respects you
>loves you unconditionally, even if you turn evil
>>320579216
don't Asari look similar to Turians when Turians see them, and closer to Salarians when viewed by Salarians, and shit like that?
>>320579312
>not killing here through her best friend
>>320577076
>Samosa
>best
oh hon ...
>>320579410
It's more like different races notice the features most similar to theirs. Humans see the female body shape, turians see the head fringe, and salarians see something else, but I don't remember what. The whole "asari mind control" thing is based on nothing but a throwaway line from a drunk guy in ME2.
>>320577076
>all SFM porn has Samara as lithe while Liara is a blue titcow
I understand she had some upgrades in the sequels but still, Samara was stacked.
>>320579984
>based on nothing but a throwaway line from a drunk guy in ME2.
yeah, I was just remembering that Salarian bachelor party
those.
hips.
>>320577076
>ants
>>320581239
This was the only dance animation they dedicated care and love to
>>320581572
Worst girl and worst rigging for comparison
>>320581239
my.
nigger.
>>320581473
the colors, duke
>>320581473
In my memory she breaks this guy's neck with her thighs. Am I remembering this correctly?
>>320576675
>can you help me out?
Sure
>>320581239
>Tali is shown outright to be attracted to Femshep
>Not allowed to romance her as Femshep
>>320581776
It's some Eclipse bitch, but yeah, both her tits and ass are delivered in glorious close-up angles because of Asari kung-fu
>>320581801
>can't romance as FemShep even though she's fucked girls before
what's even the point
Who up for BEST GIRL
>>320577076
I want to suck her BBC
>>320582207
She was pretty awesome...
that one random green asari with markings was qt-er
>>320582526
I wonder if the Thorian-made clones of her were virgins, because technically, if you got close to the orifice, you could fuck her as a virgin, kill her, wait for the Thorian to make another, and repeat for endless deflowering
Literally perfect
>she acts tough and secretive, but everything she does is for yours and ciri's benefit
>trusts you implicitly, never questions your decisions
>her love for you and your daughterfu is unparalleled
>>320582526
It wasn't exactly random; she was green because she was partially absorbed by a sentient plant in ME1.
>>320582207
Emily Wong was killed off for this piece of electronics licking trash
Killed off on fucking Twitter
>>320583189
Sorry anon, but Wong wasn't dark and sexy enough
>>320582168
Maybe she only falls in love with men? I've heard some bi people are like that, where they'll fuck both sexes but only have relationships with one.
>>320576675
That's how perfection in vidya looks like
>>320577062
pick red ending with more than 4k (I think it's 4k) war assets and you can have your ending if you watch after the credits, you have to either have every piece of dlc and have every single war asset or play the multiplayer to get 4k, though
>>320577062
but if you choose destruction that's basically what happens
>>320583482
>>320583498
yeah but in my ending it's confirmed instead of just hinted at and EDI and the geth don't die
>>320582207
love her romance story because I have a fetish for the whole casual sex hookup thing, but her face man, god damn
>>320576675
Any twi'lek is better.
>>320582850
>>320582980
wasn't there an NPC green asari with markings in ME2 I think it was?
>>320583578
who gives a shit about edi and the geth
and showing sheps chest moving when he first breaths after coming to isn't just a hint, he lives in the red ending, and I think I read somewhere that according to bioware red is the canon ending
>>320583719
That was the same Thorian-possessed Asari from ME1, you meet her again, and mostly just make sure she's not secretly-spreading mind-control spores
>>320583773
no I mean, there's no confirmation that Liara and the Normandy are ever able to catch up with Shepard, and even if they do that doesn't mean that Liara and Shepard are able to retire away from everything. And she deserves to be able to retire with her blue waifu after all she's been through.
and EDI was one of my favorite characters, I felt a little guilty about killing her, but the other endings were so shit
>>320576675
Doomguy
>>320577389
who the fuck spoons like that? the whole point is to shove your arm under hers, so that you got easy access to fondle her boobs while she grinds her ass against your cock
>>320577907
>Smurfs 2nd company
>Perfect
>>320583773
I like the idea of EDI/Geth/synth shit all collectively-dying since it does something about the hinted cultural stagnation Javik said was destined to happen with Prothean society, so you basically have all races in what's a very obvious reconstruction phase after activating the Crucible
My dream ME3 interquel, like a game that takes place a couple centuries after, but before Andromeda, is where you play in a galaxy where the Council is rendered powerless without the Citadel, and hated by pretty much everyone for stonewalling shit regarding Reapers. You've also got the newly-liberated and fertile Krogan and Quarian worlds going sovereign, which spreads to other races, and the galaxy as a whole is a lot more independent and lawless now
>>320583773
I'm pretty sure Bioware wants Synthesis as the canon ending, considering how much it's hyped up as the bestest thing ever and the stupid Starchild says it's inevitable. It also requires the most EMS to get.
The only reason Destroy kills EDI and the geth is because they knew no one would choose anything else if there wasn't some downside to killing the Reapers.
>>320584593
If only they took a moment to look at the Synthesis ending and realize "Wait, this is fucking retarded."
>>320584706
Didn't Casey Hudson write the entire ending after Anderson dies by himself?
It would be hard for the man who wrote that trash to realize how stupid it is
>>320584706
Maybe that was the point - to write something so ridiculous that it would lead to LOTS OF SPECULATION FROM EVERYONE about how to make it make the slightest bit of sense.
>>320585075
Not entirely by himself - Mac Walters helped him. On the other hand, everything else was written collaboratively by all the writers together.
Samara is so much better than Liara if you don't agree you are retarded
>>320585557
you can literally get nothing from her
how is that better
>>320585681
You can hook up with her in the Citadel DLC if you're not involved with anyone else.
>>320577062
This.
too cute together
Are her palms soft, or scaly like the rest of her?
>>320583308
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER WRIST?!
>>320585843
doesn't it kill you?
>>320587301
no, that's Morinth
she doesn't appear in ME3 if she's alive, except as a Banshee
>>320587301
That's her shitty daughter that only edgelords help, and she gets turned into a Banshee in ME3, and kills you if you fuck her in ME2, i.e. the retard test
>>320587268
Upping the FOV to something that isn't a console-friendly viewport reveals a lot of modeling shortcuts
>>320578294
Typical "cute" female character that's easy pickings/bi for gay legbeards.
Total lezbait.
Despite the characters entire race being nothing more then fechnically female pansexual fucksluts they were the least liked thing about the game
With liara being litterally seen as just above the chick who looks like micheal jackson and the typical dykey tatted up head case
>>320587374
stop talking about my waifu
>>320587663
You're waifu a shit, her mom spends most of the late-game loyalty mission telling you how she has a murder fetish, screams MUH MONASTARY to justify lashing-out, and has multiple fuck/kill trophies around her apartment that she pretty blatantly-hints at belonging to now-dead flings
She's a western Debora
>>320586814
I'm more concerned about her "fish lips"
>>320579312
>you will never be Mission's first
>>320582852
>cheated on her many times
>she cheated on you many times
Yen is a great character and a perfect fit for Geralt, but she's not the perfect girl.
>>320587589
why the floating heads?
>>320589493
He explained why in his post
Liara is too boring for me, always with the monotone voice and not having much personality. She was at her worst in the first game where her whole character was "UGUU KAWAII LOVE ME SO AWKWARD!" Also there are better looking asari, the best looking probably being that purple one in ME1.
>>320579312
I tricked her furry friend to kill her
and I tortured Vette on the old republic
Lightning will never be topped.
>>320576675
>I'm struggling to think of any video game character that is more literally perfect
I'm not.
>Tall
>Strong
>Powerful
>Rich
>Dominant
>Older woman
>Could use alchemy to make you and her immortal and enhance the sexual experience
>>320579070
Because her voice actress was afraid of the homo.
>>320592439
>no option to persuade people to the dark side
Why is Kotor1 so shit
>>320576675
Liara is the closest I've ever gotten to being a waifufag. Why is she so perfect?
>>320577907
le 40kids
>>320594517
Good choice.
How did two different creatures on two different planets that are lightyears apart both grow up identical sans the tentacle hair and blue skin?
Why is every sapient creature a humanoid sans the jellyfish and the big cow for that fact?
>>320589530
Why the floating heads though? Why not just not render them at all?
>>320589442
>never in an actual, official relationship
>"cheating"
>Hotter than the nerd bait character
>cloned over and over for massive orgies whenever you want
>Probably into kinky shit
Liarafags can not compete.
>>320576675
Wasn't she like actually a mary sue?
>>320582852
>>320589442
>>320599841
>Can't romance Keira, the clear best choice
>Suddenly after one remark during the Kaer Morhen battle, she jumps on Lamberts snide twizzler cock
>>320599558
While the real answer is probably "people relate better to characters that resemble them", there are actually some legitimate reasons why intelligent aliens could share some similarities with us. The evolution of our unique intelligence was defined by two things: big brains and free and dexterous hands. Those in turn require bipedality, so it's quite possible that a number of intelligent species would be railroaded by evolutionary pressures into a similar "blueprint".
>>320599558
>>320600075
That's bullshit. You're never going to see a fantasy/sci fi game with alien races because it's far more work for the modellers and animators and because it's much harder to make the player emphasise with the alien over the human when the alien spends all its time scuttling along the roof, while dangling bioluminescent strands to attract prey.
>>320598145
She was intentionally designed as non-threatening waifubait for nerds. They even gave her painted on eyebrows so she wouldn't look too weird.
>>320577248
Unofficially confirmed. Liara's also get bigger with age
>>320600325
Why would we want to empathize with ayy lmaos?
Human nature is to favour your own kind over others. It's why homogenous communities are much more trusting than multiethnic communities.
>>320600490
>Humans want to go into alien cave to loot shit
>disgusting aliens warn of ancient evil that may awaken in there
There are plenty of times games need you to empathise with the mysterious alien race over the humans tampering with forces they don't fully comprehend.
>>320582852
P E R F E C T
Why would anyone ever want to sex an alien? It's akin to bestiality.
>>320576675
Aqua.
>>320576675
>Ayyylien
Into the trash it goes.ayyyy 3 lmao
Damn I am just remembering how comfy it was to explore a planet in the mako and then enter the buildings. Damn comfy buildings desu senpai, you find Liara in one.
>>320601998
>driving up 89 degree cliffs
>jet packing horizontally off it
>using ancient ruins as ramps to do big ass jumps
>ramming into the big giant geth things and watching them turn into jelly and collapse
cruising around in the mako on random planets was the best part of the game.
>>320577907
>Burn the Sororitas. Kill the Militarum. Purge the Astartes.
>>320577062
>blue babby
race traitor
JUST
