>"And before I knew it, there I was, standing in the Shadow of the Colossus."
Fucking really? THIS is supposed to be the peak of video games as an art form? I guess this is why nobody takes us seriously.
I don't get what you're trying to do OP
"There are countless ingredients that make up the human body and mind, like all the components that make up me as an individual with my own personality. Sure I have a face and voice to distinguish myself from others, but my thoughts and memories are unique only to me, and I carry a sense of my own destiny. Each of those things are just a small part of it. I collect information to use in my own way. All of that blends to create a mixture that forms me and gives rise to my conscience. I feel confined, only free to expand myself within Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex First Assault Online"
>>320523383
I don't remember, was it the colossus that said that, or the horse?
>We'll have to go beyond good & evil
Dropped it right there
>"You could say it's a Half-Life 2: Episode Two for you and me."
Valvedrones will defend this shit.
"Feel free to kill any niggers, they're just a bunch of Dark Souls II: Scholar of The First Sin"
for fucking real FROM? this is why people don't take japanese games seriously, casual racism and then THAT?!?
>>320523950
It was the white-tailed lizard. Have you even played the game?
>>320523950
>>320524709
I can confirm. He was writing the book to the game at the end in the secret Garden.
>That power is called a Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3 FES... It is a manifestation of your psyche."
Proof that weebs literally have no standards.
>>320523383
>"So this is what it comes out to, you just had to Crash Bandicoot Warped and attempt to destroy humanity as we know it."
And you faggots want this series to make a comeback, gtfo senpai.
At the same time, there is the much more unsettling opposite idea of the domination of my screen persona over my "real" self. Our social identity, the person we assume to be in our social intercourse, is already a "mask" that involves the repression of our inadmissible impulses. But it is precisely in the conditions of "just playing" - when the rules regulating our "real life" exchanges are temporarily suspended - that we can permit ourselves to display these repressed attitudes. Take the proverbial impotent shy person who, while participating in a cyberspace interactive game, adopts the identity of an irresistible seducer or sadistic murderer. It is all too simple to say that this identity is just an imaginary escape from real-life impotence. The point is rather that, since he knows that the cyberspace interactive game is "just a game," he can "show his true self" and do things he would never have done in real-life interactions. In the guise of a fiction, the truth about himself is articulated. The fact that I perceive my virtual self-image as mere play thus allows me to suspend the usual hindrances which prevent me from realising my "dark half" in real life. My electronic id is given wing.
>You know, in times like these, even the Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening Special Edition
wew
>I promise guys, no matter what it takes, we'll finish this Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
Really? You got paid to come up with that?
>"Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter."
>"Yeah, well, I guess that's a Fallout 4 you."
What the fuck?
>>320523383
>I knew How to Survive, I was a Thief, been caught for Grand Theft Auto, felt like I was in a Lost Planet, gazing through the Portal feeling the Mass Effect of being in the Mirror's Edge, but at least today I'm going to be a Rollercoaster Tycoon 3: Platinum!
I was never expecting anything anyway
>Wow that guy took down a dalamadur
>I guess that's a Monster Hunter 4 U
>"Tied to that chair, Niagra took the bat to my skull causing me Max Payne."
Sam Lake is such a shit writer.
What?, whoever said that this glorified shitty version of monster hunter is "art", let alone the epitome of it?, if you want that go play chrono cross.
charge me doctor, so we can, once for all, abolish this Team Fortress 2™ Classic
>"Do you like Dragon Ball Z?"
>"Cuz I'm gonna be Dragon my Ballz across your face tonight"
Seriously?
>Thousands of volts are traveling through your fingertips
>Hitting any organic enemy would cause quite the Bioshock.
Levine is a fucking hack, holy shit.
>"Major, I've spotted something in the distance..."
>"What do you see Snake?"
>"I think it's the weapon Sokolov was talking about."
>"Yes, Sokolov was right. It seems you've finally found the location of his creation. A Hideo Kojima game: Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater."
>"Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater?"
Kojima's was a shit writer then and he's a shit writer now
>>320523950
It was OPs mum as she was waiting to get sexed with my cock
>"I'm ill, it seems like I'm a Biohazard"
I expected nothing less from the writers of the Resident Evil series
>Oh, good hunter. In the end, you discovered that the beastly infection was indeed Bloodborne: Game of the Year Edition.
Is this honestly the best Miyazaki can do?
>"I'm not worried about stopping it Seb. I'm worried about not wanting to stop it. Some part of me wants to turn. I don't know why and I can't reason it away... It's deeper then that. It's like The Evil Within."
Shinji Mikami really lost his touch
>>320527802
Not even his worst moment.
>"I will triumph over the Patriots and liberate us all, and we will become the Metal Gear Solid® 2: Sons of Liberty™!"
>>320527802
I wouldn't put it past MGS to actually do that though.
>>320528554
"Wait... Who is doing this? Such a lust for Metal Gear Solid V The Phantom Pain™! Who!"
Kojima knew his game sucked. There's no other excuse that makes sense.
>"Cecil! If we don't stop Zeromus, this will be the Final Fantasy 4 everyone!"
shaking my head to be honest family
>>320528018
>Live Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Evil
>>320528954
I laughed harder then I should
If you're going to do this OP at least make it funny.
>"You are the one who walked away, you are the No More Hero!"
Fucking seriously?
>>320528554
What about, "stopping Big Boss won't be enough. You have to destroy Metal Gear 2 : Solid Snake." Fucking hack.
>>320526232
Bane?
>>320525124
>classical music starts playing
>"You know, Chopin composed a lot good music, but this Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne (Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series) has got to be my favorite"
>>320529082
...wasn't this actually in the game?
>>320525607
"Our mother was a angel. Our father, the legendary dark knight Sparda was a demon. Together, devils and angels breed a new species. Half-demon, half-angel. You see Dante, you and I are Devil May Cry: Definitive Edition."
Tameem was a mistake
>>320529483
I think so? I think it was said in No More Heroes 2. Actually can't remember that well.
>"Colonel, this is it. I've finally infiltrated the place where Super Smash Bros. Brawl."
Is it true that Kojima himself actually wrote this line?
>>320528953
>My father worked on Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker. In a lifetime of research, he produced two things. The illusion of Peace Walker through cutscenes... And me and my useless Metal Gear. One way or the other, I had to face up to the canon.
Bravo, Kojima.
I will always and forever love this meme.
>Oh no! It's Peter Jackson's King Kong: The Official Game of the Movie!
To think this was based on a film. What an embarrassment to cinema.
>>320529849
"Raiden. Don't waste your youth. You were the lightning in that rain, but you can still shine through the Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots™."
>"My name is Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney."
It's a sad state of affairs when this is considered good vidya writing.
>"C'mon Matt! We need to survive Until Dawn!"
This is David Cage tier writing.
>>320527250
Best ITT
JET SET RADIOOOOO
>>320530909
You could have used the actual title drop from Matt and Emily's trip up the tower.
>"Dawn, at the earliest. Not Until Dawn"
>>320530618
>You must achieve it Phoenix, right? Justice for All?
>We did it, Mario, we finally became Super Mario Bros
Fucking seriously, Nintendo?
>>320523383
wow feminists and jews btfo woth no chance of recovery
TAKE THAT LEFTIES
where were you when jews were btfo forever
i was on /v/ in thread >>320523383
>>320530989
>"Metroid Prime needs to be purged from existence."
And people said Other M had bad writing.
>>320523383
Art? Whoever said that is a moron. Nigga these are fucking GAMES and SoC is a fun one.
>>320531538
why cant it be both
>>320529765
How common was Bros. as an abbreviation before Super Mario Bros. ?
you know ellie, we really are the gran turismo 5
>>320531275
Damn, they actually did it those crazy sons of bitches.
>>320530989
Didn't mean to reply to you.
>"We really are The Last of us Remastered, Ellie."
>These blueprints contain manufacturing equipment designed to gather and translate moon runes. But once its finished, you should call it Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon
>>320531602
Because they are VIDEO GAMES. This isn't some deep philosophical shit. You're a retard if you think you're smart or clever for playing a video game.
>>320530524
Don't make me choke on my food you fuck.Still, that's actually one of my favorite games.
>>320530582
>"We were born from cursed genes brother. Us, the Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes!"
>>320531784
>Ryu, you must become the Super Street Fighter II Turbo: Pinball FX
I know fighting games typically have shit writing, but seriously???
>>320531538
>and SoC is a fun one
That's kind of why I think it deserves the label, out of all the games people point to as ~art games~ it's the only one that emphasizes innovative and entertaining gameplay, and also hasn't been done better since, it's more than just an arty veneer.
>>320531898
Not all books or paintings are deep philosophical shit either, though
>>320531898
Do you even know what art is? Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark is as much of a work of art as Wild Strawberries or whatever.
>>320531901I couldn't remember any real quotes where people refer to him by name, so I had to make one up. Glad you enjoyed it. And it is a good game. I never finished it, but what I played was fun.
>>320531901
>think nothing of it, just some shitty movie tie-in that my grandparents got me
>mfw throwing bone spears at giant centipedes
>smashing dinos as king kong
>fighting raptors in tall grass
the best
>>320532112
LOL Indiana Jones is art? Please.
>>320531973
>>320531973
>Go Goku, obtain the Dragon Ball Z × One Piece Battle Taikan Gomu Gomu no Kamehame Ha - Omee no Koe de Ora o Yobu.
Dropped.
>>320531909
>"My sword is a tool of justice. I protect the weak from people like you with a real Metal Gear Rising Revengeance."
The script is supposed to be ironically bad?
>>320532256
Clueless, just as I thought. :^) I bet you think only pre-1900 music qualifies as art, too.
>You have to get the Dragon's Dog, Ma, or he'll never get his heart back
At least it had good gameplay
>>320532118
>"That's where I'd live if I was king of this island. Wait, actually that's not bad... Kong...King...
Peter Jackson's King Kong: The official game of the movie."
>>320532145
It was fucking incredible. My friend got the free movie ticket but didn't like the game, so he gave it to me. Little did I know I'd be receiving GOTY.
>>320532740
There we go. Just pretend I used that one and everything is as it should be.
>>320532523
Okay 2000 kiddo. You're the only person that thinks that movie is art lel
>"Dang It, Ron Paul. I was hoping you'd win. There's nothing left to do now except wreak havoc... Trigger Happy Havoc."
Ah good hunter... you truly are Bloodborne
>"So who was that woman anyway?
>"Why do you ask?"
>"Come on! Tell me!"
>"She's like a Resident Evil in me I can't let go. Let's just leave it at that."
Single-handedly ruined the ending.
>>320523383
>Victory will be ours! We shall return peace to our people. We will win back our freedom and our future. The skies belong to everyone. Now, let us take back our Ace Combat 4: Shattered Skies!
>Ah, so this is what the Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward Patch 3.15 As Goes Light, So Goes Darkness has become... but maybe can restore it's glory and make it A Realm Reborn!
I love memelord Kojifox and his epic translations.
>Nick, you will be left for dead too if you don't leave now
Seriously?
>Keep an eye out while driving, lately there's been a lot of Grand Theft Auto. San Andreas is a dangerous place, CJ
>>320531614
I assume it was a common abbreviation for family owned businesses like for plumbers and such.
>"Excellent work, soldier. You have truly gone above and beyond the call of duty for modern warfare."
Wow, really?
>>320527250
Ayyyyy
>>320533127
>Dang it, Ron Paul. Another Episode of this and we'll have to make the sequel an anime.
Little did they know that's what would happen
>>320531290
Thats good
>"Well, not even last night's storm could wake you. I heard them say we've reached The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, I'm sure they'll let us go."
My god, Todd, what were you thinking?
>>320534381
>Close shut the jaws... of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.
This quote still haunts me to this day.
>Fuck you
Bad writing at its finest.
>>320533127
I have to admit it took me some time to get this one
>>320529082
The great thing is that this is an actual line.
That, and:
'My no more hero!'
>>320527818
Savage
>>320534567
>When the sons of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim... would spill their own blood
Fucking hell
JC, this truly is your Deus Ex
>>320529162
Is that one real? Because I genuinely really like that one.
>the heart of all worlds, Kingdom Hearts!
Kingdom Hearts
Seriously Nomura? It's like you set out to make the simplest plot line in video game history
>Looks like we'll have to defeat this Guilty Gear a Xrd time!
I don't really expect much from fighting games anyways.
>>320538428
It's a fucking kids game.
>"Dan. Faye's a lost cause! She's Binary Domain at this point!"
Charlie was pretty based until that bit.
>there is only one Lord of the Rings Pinball Machine at the local bar, and he does not share power
I can really see why people love Tolkien so much
>"And you expect me to do Grand Theft Auto For you?!"
why rockstar, was that really necessary?
>>320523383
>"Is that a metal gear? Solid, get out of there!"
"I was in a Max Payne game. Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of."
At least the game is aware.
>>320529082
But that was a good line thought, you fuck
>>320539071
>"When am I going to Alan Wake up from this American Nightmare?"
Man, seriously?
"Cortana, what exactly am I looking at?"
"That is another Halo 2: Anniversary"
"Say what!"
Fucking really
>people still trying to force unfunny /tv/ maymays
>>320539071
The line is actually
>I was in a computer game Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of."
Love that part
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PseDEMo8b18
>>320539370
I guess that's Civilization Four you.
Seriously Shaka?
>>320539509
Yeah, I knew that already.
Still, it was amazing fourth-wall breaking. Gave me Kojima vibes for some reason except it was actually better since the game is dead serious before that.
We're Sonic Heroes
>>320523383
This meme is stupid and you're stupid.
>>320539786
Funny you should mention Kojima. MGS2 and Max Payne were both released the same year.
>>320529325
>A brave few begin their mission
>to the enigmatic land of ruin
>little realizing this True Reincarnation of the Goddess: Strange Journey will decide man's fate...
Jesus Christ Atlus.
