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>One month till the return of best girl Dragons Dogma thread.
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>One month till the return of best girl

Dragons Dogma thread.
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>>320425389
>Liking female knights
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>>320425389
I can't wait for the SFM porn of her with loads of cloudwine.
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>>320425852

That is incredibly lewd.
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>>320425852
I've never even thought of that at all, this game can't come out soon enough.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcoLNTG1tTo

>It will never leave your head.
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I faced Death for the first time yesterday i lost them all
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>>320425597
>being a faggot
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>>320426576
>being a spineless, dickless faggot who's alright women taking men's positions and responsiblities
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>>320426497
>Not min-maxing like a faggot

Come on anon
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>>320426661
Euthanize yourself.
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>>320426661
i'd tell you to suck my dick but you'd probably do it, so fuck off
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>>320425389
>people actually preferred the she-goat over Madeline
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Got my gf this recently because I was too busy to play it myself, she played it through basically 24/7 and is going through ng+ currently. Is that really good or is she just autistic?
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>>320426765
>>320426771
You go fuck yourselves, women are not cut out for knighthood.
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>>320426949
I preferred Quina.

>inb4 cuck memes
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>>320426952
>Is it really that good*
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>>320426949
Are you telling me you don't want to wake up to Sawashiro's voice?
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>>320426954
>being so afraid of women you don't want them to touch a sword because you know you wouldn't stand a chance
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>>320426949

>She-goat
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>>320427120
Their probably just scared their dick falls off if anything they like is associated with women in any way.
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>>320427120
>reverse psychology

lmao
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>>320427264
6/10 at best
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>>320426949
More like she-GOAT.
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>>320427028
That guy at the chapel has a real "WE WAZ KANGZ" vibe to him.
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>>320427461

>Modding opportunity

What do you guys want to see?
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>>320427028
>Fucking your own cousin
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>>320426661
>being this insecure about your gender to the point where fiction triggers you

/lgbt/ is calling
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>>320427120
There is a reason why female knights do not exist except for the few that has like five different * by their names.
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>>320427845
Men are to act like men, and women to act like women, women acting like men disgusts me.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqzGOm9wmn0
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>>320425852
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>>320427935
>>320426954
lol the question isn't whether they're cut out for knight hood

you started off this hole thing by claiming fictional female knights are an assault on men
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>>320425389
>not the loli witch pawn

Shame but i like me some dark skinned Mercedes though
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>>320427935
Except there are cultures where females got to fight actively

>>320428031
>men are to act like men

What are you, 12 ?
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>>320428153
Because it is, you get angry over Indivisble for its antics, a female knight is just as bad.
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>>320428313
Yes.
Barbaric cultures.
That are dead or fictious. You seeing the problem here?
And way to prove the point further by pointing out the character whose entire fucking thing could've been avoided if he just acted like a goddamn man.
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What happens in a month? Are we getting DDO?
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>>320425597
>not liking a nigger knight girl
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>>320428469
>boohoo why isn't this fantasy video game for children realistic and historically accurate
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>>320428469
YOUR barbarism is actually, impressive anon, so please tell us what a goddamn man is, and what he's supposed to do ?

And I'm also curious to what you do in real life to stick to your depiction, masturbation aside of course
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Fuck you cant make a Paladin in Dogma?

Go warrior maybe?
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>>320427767
This is bait right? She's not your real cousin, cousin is just a term people used historically in small villages like Cassardis
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>>320428605
She's clearly East Indian.
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>>320428078
I am so glad someone made this.

>>320428113
Witch lady who's name I can't recall is best girl.
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>>320425389
Shit tier taste OP. Apply yourself.
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>>320428693
Mystic Knight is closest.
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>>320428693
Mystic Knight
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>>320428693

Magik Knight maybe?
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>>320428870
Really? By the name I thought it was a spellsword.
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>>320428605
>>320428761

She's (pseudo) middle eastern you fucks
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>>320428693
But you can, game even has a barrel helm and tabard, best part about the barrel helm is that the visor is open in towns
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>>320428691
Smart, forward, strong in both moral and physical character, steadfast, if I have to explain this to you then you are lost.
>>320428631
Didn't stop you from losing your shit over Indivisible
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>>320428929
It is but they use swords/maces and heavy shields and can wear heavy armor but it feels like the Archetypal paladin imo
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>>320429041
>Didn't stop you from losing your shit over Indivisible
had to google that
>caring about kikestarter bullshit
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>>320429148
Your friends seem to have cared about it very much.
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>>320428693
Mystic Knight with holy skills, m8.
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>>320429119
Can they use two handed swords?


Also
>no spears

Anyway I am hyped, I have always enjoyed capcom games, I know story may bland but gameplay is always solid.

We need more Sword and Sorcery games, and less dirty GOT wannabe games.
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>>320429041
>Smart

So you're not a man anon ?
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>>320429425
Only the Warriors get two-handed weapons.
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Cant wait to rev up that Cloudwine.
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>>320429243
who
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>>320428929
It's either
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>>320427759
>MT Framework
>Mods
lol
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>>320429476
Smarter than you.
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>>320429538

A shame.
My Paladins always rock big swords, guess it will have to do with sword and board.
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>recently learned you could have two bitches
>having a threesome with Mercedes and Serena
muh dik
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>>320427264
>anons are still posting the not-gif
I don't understand you guys.
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>>320430327
>not the dick edit
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>>320430093
No u
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>>320430173

Just make sure as soon as you get to Gran Soren to switch your class as soon as possible.
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>>320430380
I sure can understand why anons don't post this one
because it gay

really gay
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So wait, if you finish Selene's quest, she's always in your house even if you don't have her as your lover by the end? Is Selene the harem end?
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>>320430582
nothing gay about dicks, faggot
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>>320430476
Why?
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>>320427264
>>320430327
So I can't decipher runes. Is this a pawn shaped like Mercedes being made to wear her cape and the bikini armor, or is it Mercedes for some reason wearing this armor?
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>>320430603
she's your maid nigga
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>>320425389
I will wait for the lewd mods
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>>320430656
really fucking gay
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>>320430603
She just sits around in your house for the rest of the game.
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>>320428693
Go with Fighter, or a Mystic Knight with all holy spells and attacks if you want to focus on magic.

Fighter is actually an amazingly fun vocation end game, most of it's fun weapon skills don't even open up till after Rank 6.
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>>320430093
Just for you anon
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>>320430669
Stats Anon.

Its best to play mage then switch when you get there so you can actually do damage.
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>There will be no mods to let you actually fug your lovers
Why
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18 more hours till pre-orders go up
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>>320425389
>one month till return of baby's first berserk clone
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>>320430093
Are you triggered ? Does that make your tiny dick retract in fear ?
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>29 days and 5 hours until January 15th
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>>320428962
It's pretty obvious she's french. They wanted to properly portray the culture and demographics.
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>>320428469
What are you, gay?

>Hur dur no female knights
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>>320430093
>women don't fight
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>>320431249

Is it female warrior portraits time /tg/?
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>>320431150
Post pre-order incentive predictions.

My guess is either the soundtrack or a virtual art book.
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>>320431324
Doesn't she sound French too?
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>>320431468
Damn right it is
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>>320431473
It's probably both of those. Not sure what else they could give out.
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>>320431473
Vast array of cross dressing items.
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>>320431473
A bunch of Rift Crystals
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>>320431473
>Pre-order bonus is just 1 extra song
>it's flying into free, can be used as main menu music
>100% of the people who wanted to play this, preorder

A man can dream
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>>320431458

That anon is just a faggot trying to stir shit.

But they usually never fought, for obvious reasons.
But being a good looking female warrior in a fantasy land is the best type of snow flake character. Guilty pleasure.
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>>320431473
This was the best part for me.
The original quest (before you reach gran soren) wasn't some "save the princess" or save your home town. It was just "you should prob get your heart back dude".
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>yfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzBwlrHmWcE
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>>320431812
I really hate how the story just falls off the face of the game as soon as you hit Gran Soren

Then after a couple of seemingly random and not related quests, DRAGON'S BACK, BABY, GET READY TO FIGHT YEAAAAAH
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>>320431723
Yeah, there's something about a woman in armor which is plain erotic
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>>320431812
>get your heart back dude
Forget that.

>Slaying beasts holds no allure for me. And immortal or not, I've no time to waste on that which bores me. I'm content to spend eternity fleeing. That is until I've need of a fang or a wing or some such for a compound I aim to make. In that case, Maker pity the beasties. I'm as strong as the wyrm, when I can be bothered.
This nigga had it all figured out.
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>>320431869
>mfw
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>>320432101
So what you're saying is that you were a Monster Hunter that took a vacation in Cassardis?
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>>320432107
Moot!
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>>320432101
He's definitely underrated.
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>>320432030


Really loved Justin Sweets Icewind Dale work.
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>hypertard nerd faggots whining about lesbians in tin cans

Girl power!!!1 XD
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>>320432276
Sick b8 bro
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>>320432230
Just look at that feather boa.
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>>320431458
>Jeanne d'arc
kill yourself
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>>320432276
>all those buzzwods
Impressive.
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>>320425597
>not liking Female Knights
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>>320432107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EioUJCiy7_Q
>Extended soundtrack modding when?
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>>320432363
>his chest armor is DLC
fucking crapcom...
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>>320432856
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1 DAY UNTIL PRE ORDER AND POSSIBLE NEW INFO
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>>320432970
Wait, did Dragon's Dogma have DLC aside from Dark Arisen or are you complaining that a DLC character's items can't be found in the vanilla game?
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>>320426661
Goblins
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>>320425389
>>320427264
>>320429589
>>320430327

>mod that allows you to have her as a companion
>she sleeps with you whenever you rest at inn
>dialogue after resting implies that she did not let you sleep
>"Looks like I will have to discipline you again tonight, be sure to obey everything I say or you will be punished"

hhhhnnnngg

She triggers me so much.

>brown skin
>short black hair
>blue eyes
>french accent
>tomboy attitude
>probably strong as fuck (exchanging blows with that faggot is probably not easy)
>cute and a bit naive

I just want her to dominate me and make me hers.
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>>320426661
>Made insecure by a fictional female knight who's bad enough at her job just so scaredy boy faggots like you don't have to worry about her test being higher than yours
L O L
O
L
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>>320433151
not all DLC item content was in Dark Arisen, I've never found his chest armor in mountebank's shop
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>>320426661
As someone who sees themselves as a strong man I am not intimidated by a strong woman. A woman who can fight is hot.
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There's really a lack of good looking guys in this game, I can think of three and that's it.
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>>320433427
>not all DLC item content was in Dark Arisen
That's fucking lame, though it's hard to expect anything less from Capcom.
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>>320430958
>>320431249
>>320431351
PC friendly garbage. Trash.
Except GoT one, that actually had the balls to go "hey women actually really fucking suck at this and the only halfway competent one is this ugly beaten up broad
>>320431458
Jeanne is a meme saint.
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>>320433603
Here's one.
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>>320433603
>the duke
>julien
>???
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Question, what the fuck was Madeline doing in her shop during that time when you catch her with that Knight?
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I can't wait for more threads about how people didn't get the romance outcome they were expecting.
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>>320433573
No, it's laughable, it's like a child pretending to be a badass.
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>>320433874
>julien

Anon stop, I just ate.
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>>320434114
don't be hating on best boy, bitch nigger
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>>320434114
>not romancing Julien
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Anyone have a description of the character voices?
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>>320434236
what do you mean
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>>320434308
Character creation voices.
Only thing I know is that 7-12 are just 1-6 pitched-shifted in English.
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>>320434486
there are only 2 voices, all the others are pitched up/down
one is the guy who dubs the dunmer in skyrim and the other one is troy baker
you can test how they actually sound by zooming on the face and hitting the pose button until they say something
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>>320427935
>there is a reason female scientist did not exist
>there is a reason female philosophers did not exist
>there is a reason female artists did not exist
nig females didnt do jack shit but hold the house down back in the day what the fuck did you expect? doesnt mean they couldnt lift a sword and beat your fatass with it.
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>>320425389
>boob armor
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>>320434642
How about for the women?
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>>320434990
dunno, I don't play female characters
I do know they only have 2 actual voices as well, though
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>>320434961
>ceremonial armour
She can fight but she's stupid that's why no one respected her.
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>>320434728
>>there is a reason female scientist did not exist
Their contributions were minimum at best and easily outdone by their male counterparts
>>there is a reason female philosophers did not exist
Yes, the final art of being a goddamn bitch and getting everything you want because you're a woman
>>there is a reason female artists did not exist
And they suck.
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>>320434961
I'll never understand this complaint when it's made against royalty.
She of all people would be able to have a custom plate made.
Don't even make the "if it caves in, she's fucked" complaint, because that applies to all metal armor.
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>>320425389
Quina's better.
>inb4 pawnfags bitterblack shows you explicitly why being a pawnfag is a terrible idea
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>>320435159
Yeah dawg Bois rule and girls drool!! XDDDD
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>>320433902
Selling drugs.
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>>320435310
We have several thousand years proving that, yes. They are the truly the inferior sex of the species.
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>>320433940
Wait there is romance in the game?

Really ? Holy shit it must more cringe worthy than Street Fighter anime sequences.
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>>320426954
>women are not cut out for knighthood
It's been awhile, but doesn't she come to that conclusion herself after she gets rekt by the blonde faggot?
Stop being silly, anon.
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>>320435276
Quina is awful. Her model looks awful and literally all of her concept designs were better than the one they chose.
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>>320435310
this is actually some pretty good bait
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>>320430387
Here's a better one, anon-kun.
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>>320435276
because your mentor might turn into a dragon and you'd be too much of a pussy to kill her?
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>>320435194
Any good armor is designed to guide the blade off your body, not towards. Boob armor goes against this fundamental armor design rule.
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>>320431458
Not to throw mud on Joan of Arc, but she wasn't a soldier in the sense that she actually fought and killed people. While she was skilled at horse riding and using a lance, her position was a tactician and leader. During battles, she would carry a standard and lead some very courageous charges; she rallied wavering Frenchmen in a few critical instances.

Not sure if everybody makes a distinction with fighting being the actual contest of arms, or the participating in battle (in a function other than trying to kill another man). She would go forward when other, bigger men with actual weapons were retreating though, so there's that.
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>>320435358
>drugs
I dunno, anon.
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>>320435194
I sincerely don't care, but if you're going to try and argue about boob plate then please get the central complaint right, you moron.
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>>320435416
I know its bait, but hey...


There are incredible women painters, and writers
Women are just as good( or very similar just so you dont get riled up) as men except in physical activities.
Its just that unlike men, women dont have anything to prove to the world.
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>>320435463
The fact she was in the game at all annoys me.
>>320435504
Piss off, just because I actually remember women's inferiority and not afraid to remain them when they're about to do something stupid, doesn't mean its bait.
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>The arisen arose late this day, eh?
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>>320433874
What's wrong with Ser Maximillian?
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>>320435581
And she's not fighting humans. What's your point?
She was sent specifically to fight a dragon, and even then, her dad sent her for the purpose of being a trophy and not a fighter.
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>>320435548
That whole thing was a mess and the dragon took things way too literally
>make your choice arisen
>ash goes into a rant about how bullshit it all is and vows to destroy the entire cycle
>okay, arisen, your choice is made
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>>320435790
fat manlet
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>>320435702
And they are so rare they might as well be treated as freaks of nature, while competency is far more universal among the male half .
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>>320435747
I don't think video games are for you, friend.
Especially Japanese ones.
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>>320435747
did your mom abuse you or something
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>>320435803
>She was sent specifically to fight a dragon, and even then, her dad sent her for the purpose of being a trophy and not a fighter.

Then why does she uses this armor to fight as well, why does she uses it for the whole game?? She can be fighting bandits, skeletons, lizardmen, goblins, all these have human-like weapons, once she's in your party.
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>>320435702
Because women have nothing to prove. A woman has worth simply because women are the child bearers. Men need to earn their worth. This is why men are mostly seen as disposable.
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I'd show how women were actually pretty respected in most of the larger empires (women could hold property and shit during the ancient egyptian dynasties, same for rome, and women in imperial china could initiate divorces from song dynasty onwards) but I have a feeling it'd get dismissed with buzzwords.

In all honesty, women were pretty respected up until around feudal Europe.
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>>320435581
>Boob armor goes against this fundamental armor design rule
How? I never understood this. It's just metal shaped different. Sure normal plate was more effective because it had a good shape for deflecting blows. But in this case one could simply say that her "boob-armor" is better reinforced at those lady-parts. I mean, what really cause strikes to go into her body? There is the same layer of metal between the weapon and the body.
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>>320436113

I think the problem here is that his mom did not abuse him.
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>>320436179
>>>/t/umblr
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>>320436130
>once she's in your party.
She's in your party like twice, and you fight like six harpies and ten goblins, then a griffon.
And she goes because she wants to. She's often ordered to stay behind because she's not SUPPOSED to fight. And even then, the enemies she fights don't use swords, lances, or spears. Just clubs, claws, and dull machetes.
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>>320436192
>How? I never understood this.
So you only read the second half of my post retard?
Any good armor is designed to guide the blade off your body, not towards.
The boob armor makes the blade goes towards the interior, it's not deflective.
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because when the blade glances off your nipple it goes straight into your chest
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>>320436192
The idea of plate is it is curved to send a blade skittering away. If it gets purchase it will punch straight through armour. Boob armour basically funnels a strike into the centre of the chest rather than sloping it away
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>>320428113
I don't think that's cloudwine she's drinking anon

Wine isn't thick, white, and creamy

>cloudwine can be made by combining large nuts and small nuts

I wonder how many 'nuts' people have contributed to Mercedes fanart.
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>>320436142

Precisely. A man is disposable and he knows it, its a life of struggle to get to the top even as a fucking artist.

A women simply exist, like cats.

And I love them because they smell nice.
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>>320436406
>>320436192
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>>320436179
Women were pretty well respected in feudal europe, but the renaissance fucked them over.
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>>320436179
Shut the fuck up and talk about videogames or leave. I've got the whole stupid argument hidden and then I have to see your post pissing into the wind at nobody in particular. It's always easy to identify a shitpost because they don't reply to anyone to avoid getting auto-hidden.
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>>320436179

They were also respected during medieval times and in the ancient world.

Fuck were are all people here.
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SHE
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GOAT
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>>320436357
The armor has shit design regardless of what you fight, I really don't get what you're trying to prove by enumerating all the kinds of enemies you face.
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>>320436398
>Any good armor is designed to guide the blade off your body, not towards.
That's not true, actually. Any good armor is designed to not be pierced. If it were made of diamond and dragonforce, the shape wouldn't matter as long as it covers everything and can be mobile.
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>women are shit blah blah blah

Gay agenda recruitment thread.

I'm onto you, homo demons.
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>>320426746

min maxing is the death of fun and the fact that it's not required is a point in this game's favor
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>>320436580
>Shut the fuck up and talk about videogames or leave.
Okay.

I like videogames.
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>>320436951
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>>320436951
>>320436580
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Do you think if this sells well enough it could sway them to give us Dragons Dogma Online?
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>>320436801
>The armor has shit design regardless of what you fight
Because it's a single tiny plate of metal on her chest over her leather armor. But if you're going to make the point that it's bad because it doesn't deflect swords, then it's worth mentioning that she never fights anyone with a sword, and that everyone she does fight uses weapons that would hurt and pierce armor regardless of the design. Even Julien, the only human she fights in the entire game, used a mace.
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>>320432203
I have Tri's models ripped, I'm definitely modding in Hunter's Mail and Jawblade the second modders bust the game open and figure out what's possible.
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>>320437179
Will they have the Reese's Puffs texture?
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>>320436398
Still doesn't explain anything on how the boob-plate would be worse.

>>320436421
It's either that I'm stupid and don't get those words at all. Plate wasn't some magic protection if it had the right angle. How the fuck does boob armour "funnel" a strike to anything?

>>320436504
How?
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Does this means nude mods?
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>Tfw guts mode
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I see my fellow armor fags are home from work. Was a good thread had this morning.
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>He actually thinks the elf dust will cure Casca's retardation
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>>320437261
nigga you dumb

how do you not understand this, do you need a drawing?
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>>320436896
These are two different things. The armor isn't only a protection, it's also actively used in combat, hence why it should be deflective.
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>>320436896
lel, you're dumb
bet you think shields were also made to tank hits
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>>320437356
Yes, please. I would be grateful if some kind of drawing would make it more clear.
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>>320437397
It should only be deflective in the case that you assume it will be pierced. As long as it can't be pierced, then it doesn't matter.
Which is really easy when you send the person in to never fight, so it can't be pierced in the same way that my college's football team is undefeated because we don't have a football team.
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>>320437242
The Tri models are much higher res than 3U's

Still shity res textures, that would actually fit in with console DD's equally atrocious texture res

I could grab the one out of MHO if SOMEONE ON FUCKING XENTAX WOULD BOTHER REVERSING WHATEVER ARCHIVE FORMAT THE NEWER CLIENT VERSIONS HAVE BEEN USING

Once they do that, they're standard CryEngine format so they're easily importable into Max.
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>>320436575
Most likely they rediscovered how shitty women are again. We need another renaissance.
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>>320437150
You can later buy this armor and use it whenever you want to fight whatever you want. So again, the design is shit regardless of what Mercedes fights.
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>>320437293
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>>320437676
As a non-canon easter egg.
Seriously, if you're going to complain about the impracticality of her armor, talk about her exposed thighs.
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>>320437626
>As long as it can't be pierced, then it doesn't matter.
I think you're having trouble reading my post, I already responded that armor isn't a simple protection and the defectiveness has uses in combat maneuvers.
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>>320437071
>this dumb pic will be exactly one year old tomorrow, the day pre-orders open

The conspiracy is real.
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>>320437856
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>>320437815
And you have yet to name any. And any that you could name only exist because of poorly-made armor.
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>>320437768
What do you want her to wear? Pants?
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>>320438130
Even just a little leather binding over that would be better in terms of practicality.
But for some reason, people get stuck on the tiny chest plate not because it's dumbly decorated, not because it's tiny, but because there's a very small valley in the middle.
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>>320438179
Anime rules state that the less practical the armour the stronger it is.
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>>320438179
But that's fucking stupid. It assumes that the space between the tits is deliberately constructed to be a weak-spot.

Thanks for the effort, I guess
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>>320438290
>very small
you take that back
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>>320438079
Find me one armor, ONE, that has boob plate and has been used in actual combat in mankind history.
Or just fucking read books about combat theory or history of war.
Educate yourself americuck, it will be easier than me trying to explain to you how this works and having to convince you over actual history.
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>>320438394
bowl shaped forms on armors are either on the shoulders or the knees. putting two next to each other with the space in-between (no matter how wide it is) leading right to your chest (and heart) is simply retarded.
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>>320438419
In a thread of people whining that women never fought in wars, you want me to somehow make women fight in wars? What, do you think the boobplate is the reason they didn't fight?
>it will be easier than me trying to explain to you how this works and having to convince you over actual history.
Nah, you made the claim. Back it up.
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>>320431473

Probably the bonuses you got for loading your dogma save into DA, the eternal ferrystone, 250K rift crystals, and some outfits.
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>>320433603

Ser Berne, he just wants to train you for what lies ahead.
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>>320438419
The reason for no real boob plate is simplay that women didn't fight, most of the time. But surely not in armor.

But thinking that armor was always 100% pure pragmatic and never had anything to do with aesthetics is also retarded.
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>You fight dragons, griffins and succubi
>You can cast magic and shit
>You can be an archer that uses a weird bow-shaped catalyst to cast arrow-shaped magic
>All this other shit
>People are stuck up on one aspect of Mercedes' armor
>No chill on either side

God I hope you all die. Your pawns deserve better
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>>320438649
>do you think the boobplate is the reason they didn't fight?
You uneducated cucks are getting on my nerves. Women fought in war, simply not as much as men. They mostly fought with harnesses around their boobs.

The following website is full of information and resources so you can avoid arguing for hours over actual facts.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_in_war#History
>Nah, you made the claim. Back it up.
You claimed it's practical and suited for combat, retard. Thankfully with half a brain you can find the answer with the link I provided.
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>>320439206
>The following website is full of information and resources so you can avoid arguing for hours over actual facts.
Nah, you gotta post sources. You can't just go "lol, google and wikipedia exist."
>You claimed it's practical and suited for combat
Never said that. Please, point to the post where I said it was practical and suited for combat.
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>this thread
good night faggots
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>>320439072
Boobs and armors are both very important. Even more so when they're intertwined.

At least you can take solace in the fact that both of the people arguing most likely enjoy the game.
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>>320435276

Quina canonically goes to the main church to study healing. Mason leads her there, saying he'll take good care of her.

They end up getting married and raising a family of mixed race religious zealots. This is the path you chose.
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>>320438630
So the outward structure fo the tits makes the small space between those weaker. Got it, finally some real answer. What if the boob plate is continuous like in this?

Albeit in this is kinda small.
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>>320438892
>i-i can't come up with anything!
>w-well you're just a big, stupid doodoohead!
Goddamn I love kicking asses, and yours is the easiest yet.
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>>320439463
nothing wrong with the armor you posted
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>>320439467
Here, have a (You)
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>new expansions adding new major cities, mid level content, and new class abilities
>new feature letting you recruit NPCs to function like a Pawn
>Four Player Coop
>More unique large monsters to climb and fight in different ways

list more dreams that never happened
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>>320437071

Fuck you Lennox.
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>>320439467
>being this desperate for attention
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>>320439072
I'm hung up about her being a woman.
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>>320439467
don't pretend you're me only for shitposting purpose, the guy has a point
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>>320439429
If such menial matters can annoy people to this extent, I have my doubts they can enjoy ANYTHING anon.
I'll believe that though.
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>>320439637
If 4 coop was a reality many will spam mystic knight.
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>>320439717
Exposed
Feet
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>>320439585
I think this proves once again that Hilde is the best armored girl.
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https://youtu.be/1WHegzVujqE

S O O N
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>>320439463
>Beauty Mark, glazed donut lips

God damnit anon I didn't want to beat off like this
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>>320439786
>your gpu's face when 4x players doing Ruinous Sigil Maelstrom Grand Cannon spam
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>there will never be a character creator in a RPG as good as the one in Dragon's Dogma
>probably not in ANY game, except some dirty foreign MMO

I thought Saints Row would come close, but they fucked it up after 2.
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