>hon hon hon bonjour franqoiz oui baguette
Why is this allowed?
>>320408042
because she is cute!
>>320408186
/tröd
>tfw they ruined the romances in the game by adding some superficial bonus to getting the romance part as some sort of reward
i fucking hate this, the romance itself should be the reward, not some stupid perk
>was literally created to be some lonely scientist's waifu
>there are anons that think she isn't used goods.
The funniest part about it is if they were referencing the famous scientist, she wasn't even French. She was Polish.
>>320409258
wasn't she made with one of vault 81's male scientist's french girlfriend in mind? or at least her personality
>>320409258
Also her accent is outrageously bad and sounds nothing like french.
>>320409193
I am his living his dream
Rot in hell you weak ass retard, couldn't even kill a few molerats
>>320408970
neckbeard detected
>find another bot just like her
>exactly the same voice with the French accent
Fuck's sake, I thought that was something the scientist had programmed in. Not to mention that Curie didn't say a word as I gave her courage to confess to the human teacher she worked with
>>320409686
In part, but her namesake and inspiration was Marie Curie, a "french" scientist, the one who discovered radiation. She used it in medicine, and is the first person to get a nobel prize from 2 different catagories.
Only she was only french living. She was polish born with a polish accent. That is the complaint.
>>320408970
but you dont have to fuck them to get their perk you mongoloid
>>320410031
t. Bogdan
>>320410031
eh, it's bethesda I expected nothing, I only pray for the day that the curie/edi sex bot mod releases
>taking romances in fallout games seriously
They're all tacked on and bad.
>>320409783
wrong
>>320408042
Romancing Curie was so awkward. Like romacing a 4 year old with no concept of what love is or what she's feeling.
This kind of romance would've needed more time and development for it to not feel dumb and forced.
>>320410712
>Like romacing a 4 year old with no concept of what love is or what she's feeling.
Perfect, renaissance romance, then?
>>320410351
>romances in fallout games
How many of them even had romances?
>>320410370
I let my french gf listen to Curie speaking and that were her exact words up there.
>>320410906
Frenchies can't speak english for shit. They always make mistakes with simple shit like a/an.
Go to /int/ or /pol/ and check the french flags. Their english is as bad as the japanese's.
>>320410712
>Like romacing a 4 year old with no concept of what love is or what she's feeling.
I know, its great, innit.
>>320410031
>>320410334
Uneducated plebs as always
miss handy robots all speak with french accent. Curie is a modified Miss handy.
Go figure.
>>320411123
They're called Miss Nanny.
Bethesda know where women belong.
>>320411035
Yes I know, french are notoriously bad english speakers. But she was referring to the actual pronounciation and accent.
>>320411123
calm your autism
>>320411278
>has miss nanny
>protags literally bought mr handy to take care of babies
BRAVO TODD
R
A
V
O
>>320408042
You're right, it should be
>ALLAHU ACKBAR
More accurate.
>>320409686
Then why does the other robot in DC have the exact same personality?
>>320411891
This desu senpai
>>320411729
That always bothered me
>>320410712
She was trapped in one room for 200 years with nothing to do but contemplate experiments she wasn't able to perform. In comes the wanderer who not only frees her but gives her a relatively human body that allows her to feel emotions. You're her fucking savior. Of course she loves you.
She already had the basis of emotions, as is evidenced when she gets teary-eyed directly after being uploaded into the synth body by remembering the death of the scientist in V81.
>>320411035
The french resent that they have to speak english. So they butcher it on purpose, as a kind of revenge.
>>320411891
la top kek
>>320409193
>used goods
Hardly. That's like claiming that chick in high school you fucked was used goods because her friend-zoned beta male friend knew her phone number. If you break her hymen she's not used goods.
>>320409783
We all know Americans are incapable of hiring proper voice actors so they get a yank to do a shit attempt at an accent.
>>320410712
NAGEL
A
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E
L
>>320412271
Perhap they dont want their baby boy to speak butchered English.
>>320412071
Actually there are two other Ms Nanny robots, one in Diamond City that sounds exactly like Curie, and one with a unique voice in Graygarden.
>>320412460
>You're her fucking savior. Of course she loves you.
It wasn't love she felt and the way you romance her by abusing her confusion over being bombarded with various feelings and sensations.
A more natural progression would've been you helping her understand all these new things feelings and emotions (fear, hate, love, pain, etc.). Not forcing yourself on her at all.
Eventually she will come to appriciate you for not taking advantage of her during her confusion (but not openly say so) and start to show her feeling towards you (i.e. she makes the first move, your initial intention was only to help).
This later develops over time into a mutual feeling of trust and respect which eventually leads to love (if you let it).
This is what eventually makes her fully transition into being "human" and no longer a robot.
>>320410712
>romancing a robot
wait
what
did bethesda go this low?
>>320413734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zliqKMYbiW4
![1C0B154A47AD97B03F99A583856FEA9544671C35[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WZSGfab.jpg "1C0B154A47AD97B03F99A583856FEA9544671C35[1].jpg")
Besides Nick, Curie is the only good companion in this game. Shes too god damn cute.
CURE BEST GRIL PIPERFAGS GET OUT
>>320414115
No thanks.
Also
>spouse literally just died
>LOL WHO CARES I'VE ALREADY MOVED ON AN AM READY TO START A RELATIONSHIPS WITH OTHER PEOPLE
Bravo Todd.
>>320408042
>>320414143
>fucking your artificial half-grandaughter
worse
>engaging in lebian activity with your artificial half-grandaughter
>>320408042
Because frogs aren't actually bad people?
>>320414143
Deacon has some funny lines but they get old real fast.
>>320414308
>not teaching a qt french robot how to love
What are you, gay?
>>320414256
>equip her with laser weapons
>she prefer to go melee with anything she find on the ground
>see her charge and chokeslam a raider
she's awfully brutal for her personality
All That?
>>320414650
I'm sure as hell wont exploit one sexually.
>>320414420
Deacon is great for a total of 10 minutes and during that time you'll love him, but as soon as you hear him repeat a single line all that love disappears and he becomes the most annoying companion.
Danse > Nick = Curie > MacCready > Hancock > Codsworth = Dogmeat > Piper > Deacon > Strong > Cait > Preston > X6-88
>>320412519
can confirm that. Bad, French-spoken english is a meme, here.
>>320414951
>danse
>top
homosexual detected
its like falling in love with buzzlightyear when he was out of the box and he never learns
>>320414256
>even agreeing to meet that cunt
>>320413734
You see, in 2012 Howard must have seen Mass Effect 3 and decided he wanted a robot girl in his game too, but his was gonna be bigger and betterer.
>>320415421
also this >>320414254
why is romance even an option?
>>320413734
>>romancing a robot
There is nothing wrong with this so long as the AI is of high of level and the romance is well written.
This is however not the case here.
>>320414256
something tells me the synthbody curie got into still had combat experience
though her SPECIAL says other wise
>>320415558
Because it is OPTIONAL ?:^)
>>320415659
shes's pretty insane.
>>320415626
I just really hate how there are so many interesting stories to be had with out post apocalyptic blade runner setting but it is NEVER fully realized and its something mods can never fix
I'd say about 10% of it is
>>320415237
Danse as a romance? No, I like Danse because he's a hardass mutie hater. I love all his interactions whenever you talk to a ghoul, mutant, or synth. He's so unwaveringly mean to them that it makes me laugh every time I encounter one with him around.
>>320415759
It shouldn't be, your spose just died, you should still be grieving.
>>320414143
>not having strong's loving embrace
>>320416041
I let Strong lovingly suckle the milk of human kindness out of my dick every night. He thinks it's making him stronger.
>>320415864
It is Bethesda. They always go for the whacky, weird, ERIC route in writing. They made faction ending a thing in fo4 simply to appeal to obsidrones.
>>320414951
danse is the most annoying fuck in the game
>>320408042
Stop making the same threads you queer
>>320416010
you can grieve for him/her.
or you can have this fresh man-made Frog pussy.
>>320416208
Really? Most annoying? More annoying than "THUMB UP ME ARSE" Cait or "There's another settlement" Preston?
>>320416313
Frog pussy is the best kind. Plus those accents make my dick rock hard.
>>320409980
Theres logs stating that Maries voice is unique and then that happens
>>320416313
Pretty sure Glory was eating that pussy before it belonged to Curie. Which makes it better in my opinion, but not fresh.
>>320416165
its just damn it
so much could've been had and it CANT happen
it could've been a serious look into a synthetic humans and are they human or not
I guess they wanted to make every faction as equally shitty
>>320416518
speaking about that, we could've also taken her to the institute instead of using Glory's left overs
and made our french scientist waifu's own body as leader of the institute after shaun dies
BUT NO.
>>320416554
Bethesda doesn't do deep. Normies don't want deep. They want things that are easy to understand that masquerade as being deep so they can brag to their significant other about the simple shit they understand.
Honestly I agree with you, but Fallout isn't the place for that story. Not anymore at least.
>>320416554
someone, make a french Costanza quote for this
>>320413393
Well, of course that would have been better, but this is not only Bethesda game, but a Bethesda game with almost all the roleplaying stripped out.
All of the characters have exactly 4 major points of affection that raises just by hanging out with them. I never did anything that Cait liked besides pick locks and she ended up madly in love with me anyway.
>>320414951
Danse is actually so fucking boring of a character though. His story is probably the most interesting, but his personality is bland as fuck and even after you get max affinity with him he still acts like a cold, emotionless soldier. I thought I would like him and have him as a husbando, but MacCready was so much better.
Nick = Curie > MacCready >Hancock > Deacon > Danse > Cait > Dogmeat = Codsworth > Piper > Strong > Preston > X6-88
>>320416913
>ISHYGDDT
>j'espère sérieusement que vous ne venez pas de faire ça
>>320413734
You can romance 2, actually.
Too bad that shitcock Todd wouldn't let you fuck the best one.
>>320417386
gen 2 and 2.5 dont have dicks.
>>320414143
>Poor little curie
This line made me cringe, it's disgusting
>>320408970
You get the perk from befriending them, not sexing them numbskull.
>>320417097
Not him, but fuck I knew not to expect much from the romance in this game but I still ended up being disappointed. I made Curie my waifu, adventured everywhere with her, then it came time for the thrilling climax to this romance...
Me: I love you Curie.
Curie: I love you too.
ROMANCE CONCLUDED
It made bioware romance look deep.
>>320417659
nah its cute. with that accent anything she says makes my dick diamonds
>>320416010
they gave you two wedding rings for a reason, and that reason is seducing your new robot wife
>>320416554
>>320418114
If only they reacted to it
>meet Cait
>she doesn't really trust me at first
>instantly give her a wedding ring and a slutty red dress
>make her equip both of them
>STOP STARIN' AT ME ARSE YE CHEEKY CONT
>>320418559
Preston does.
He says something along the lines of "But..what about your husband? I didn't think you would want to move on so soon"
I think MacCready said something about it too.
I only romanced him because I was making a harem.
>not given an option to give your spouse a proper burial
You had one job, Bethesda.
>>320418739
>play a male character
>meet maccready
>my wife died
>his wife died
>fuck him in the ass
No longer are we held down by pussy.
Every romancable character being bi is so lazy and stupid. Dragon Age origins did it right. Two Males, Two Females. One of each is bi and the other is straight. In fact the only thing Dragon Age Origins did wrong with romance is it didn't let me fuck Wynne.
>>320419024
Firslt dlc will give you the option to revive them.
>tfw millions have fallen to Todd's dlc trap.
>>320419720
>have gay
>have les
>have bi
>have straight
>have unromancable
>wrong
>>320408042
>complaining about Curie
>not the much more atrocious Cait's disgusting fake accent
Why can Americans never fucking hire real Irish voice actors to get the job done right? Do you guys really think we all sound like screechy, voice-cracking "AAH ME LUCKY CHARMS" stereotypes?
>>320419903
Y-you don't?
>>320419720
I hope you let him fuck you in the ass afterwards. It's only fair.
>>320420215
Hell no, what am I gay?
>>320420320
Yes, since you fucked him in the ass. Don't be a selfish lover.
>>320419024
>OMG BALD MAN WILL PAY FOR THIS
>Spend the entirety of the game going MUH SON MUH SPOUSE
>Romance other people in the mean time, fuck a French robot and a fake Irish drug addict.
>After the institute, you stop giving a fuckunless you sided with the institute, though father ends up dying of ass cancer so whatevs lol I'll just pretend this little robot boy is my son instead.
>Meanwhile your spouse is a melted meat popsicle after thawing in open air for hours upon hours of game time
That vault must smell terrible by now.
>>320420320
Let him put his toy soldier in your butt :^)
>>320409783
I'm french and her accent is exactly how retarded we sound, can't play with her cause it sounds annoying to me
>>320409783
This is bullshit, her mother was native French. There isn't a singular French accent, just like there isn't a singular English accent.
>>320420545
I found it particularly retarded that the game's whole plot is supposed to be all
>MUH SON
>MUH SPOUSE
But when you find and kill bald man you then have to sit through a bunch of shitty cutscenes to try and make him seem more human
>Guy kills your spouse for no reason
>Guy kills all the other fresh DNA in 111 for no reason
>But look Kellog isnt so bad, he's just a flawed character!
Fuck that forced attempt and humanizing a shitty bad guy.
At least he had a cool gun.
>>320414308
Not the guy, but god damn it, I never thought of that. That's messed up, and romancing her was messed up to begin with. Now all romanceable females are confirmed complete shit.
>>320420608
> la poste
>>320415864
honestly the best part about the constitution quest is how ecstatic ironsides is when you go to the top of the building and talk to ironsides again
It's no worse than that bitch with the lisp in Dragon Age: Inquisition or the "French" niggers.
>>320420608
>FAMAS is dead
>La Poste is private
>Minitel is dead
>Concorde is dead
>Bonaparte, De Gaulle and Vercingetorix are shat on on a daily basis
>>320419720
fuck you just makem all romancable no reason to limit it to 2 then you end up with 2 shitty ones like Inquisition
>>320419903
How did she even get to America after the apocalypse anyway
>>320408042
>literally any shitty Mr. Nanny or Mr Gutsy can become a synth while maintaining it's full personality
>hur duur synths are humans
Fuck you, Beth. This pretty much proves that synths are only toasters.
BoS or Institute are the only real choices, Railroad is just pathetic.
>>320422071
Irish people feed off radiations
>>320420890
True, but the reason they picked muh son over one of the adults is because something about a fresh non radiated human. Something something children are easier to brainwash
something something if he grows up in this environment he'll be cool with this robot shit.
>But when you find and kill bald man you then have to sit through a bunch of shitty cutscenes to try and make him seem more human
Also true
>I was children once
>I was husbands once
>Now am Mercenary
>Do the dirty work
>Lemme work for Institute
>Shot your spouse lol 'least we got backup
>Babysitting sucks, lol almost shot you robot Wesley Snipes quit that plot plot Teleporter plot plot plot shit
>K bye kid
>[Real Human Being playing softly in the background]
But even if fruit loops didn't kill your spouse, they'd just be this awkward third wheel to the apocalypse adventure and rampart boning. At least until they die anyways for forced drama.
>>320422138
well in curie's case she gained more personality flaws which where necessary for her inspiration
>>320422138
The only choice is the Minutemen. The Institute must be destroyed and without the Institute there is no reason for the BoS or Railroad.
>>320422542
why would you blow up a high tech facility
its like blowing up the think tank in old world blues
>>320418534
hope this works
>>320420608
Ahhhh, french television... those channels, what were their names... Multivision 1 to 10, nice movies during day, and after midnight, some of THE best porn i have ever seen...
Vive La France! And all the whores of Paris!
>>320422542
BoS are the only competent ones. The one time I called for Minutemen backup in a fight they got shredded in 5 seconds by super mutants. How can they protect anyone?
>>320424889
>BoS
>competent
>Vertibirds blow up EVERY TIME
>>320425167
Okay, I'll give you that, but how many vertibirds do the Minutemen have?
Clumsy vertibird pilots > farmers with shotguns and laser muskets
>>320425359
all of them suck
at least the institute allows you to spam gen 1 synths
no loss of human life at all
>>320409783
Why is is that everyone else in the world freaks out about accents except for Americans? Everyone learns a language in a different way with different accents so there's no "incorrect" accent.
