>POST YFW FUCKING BAYONETTA GOT IN SMASH BEFORE KRYSTAL, DAISY, K. ROOL, ISAAC, GOKU, SPONGEBOB, IMPA, ASHLEY, SHANTAE, REDDIT KNIGHT AND MORE
>>320300108
>REDDIT KNIGHT
FUCKING KEK
>>320300108
>rosterfags face when Geno was revealed
>>320300108
bayonetta is fine. It's the FE shitter I'm mad about.
>ridleyfags
>DAISY
>EVER
>>320300108
>GOKU, SPONGEBOB
why would those ever be in smash tho?
>>320300496
if corrin was the last announce i would have been so assblasted
but then they announced bayonetta
and the hype is real.
I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS, SAKURAI!
WOLFFAGS BTFO
>muh inevitable
annoying cunts got what they deserved
>>320300108
You know, Bayonetta and Cloud are right where those other characters are.
It's like mentioning k rool and isaac got in before bayonetta and cloud had they won.
>all these tears
>MUH KRYSTAL
>MUH DAISY
>MUH SHUVEL
I'm gonna play Corrin online so fucking much just to shit on autists whose tears are blocking their vision
>>320300783
Hey man, Bayonetta looks like a far better Wolf with all the Fox stripped from him.
>>320300840
>actually wasting money on a fire emblem character just to stroke your e-peen
>not using it on Bayonetta instead and stroking your real peen to her
priorities anon
>>320300840
me too, im goin to play corin and bayonetta.
>>320300840
>not playing Bayonetta
You disgust me.
>Ashley fans get a new outfit
>They'll still rage over no playable Ashley
>Meanwhile, everyone else got forgotten over even getting a measly outfit, which includes Mona, Jimmy T, 9-Volt or even Cpt. Syrup
It's disheartening being a fan of anyone else in WarioWare other than Ashley herself.
Jesus christ, I've never felt this disappointed in my whole life.
>>320301610
>tfw will never get a new Warioware for Wii U or 3DS
I'm done with Nintendo.
>people actually expected shovel knight to get in
>>320301610
>>320302150
Seriously, fuck Ashleyfags
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>>320300108
>"HAHAHA BTFO HAHAHA YOU R SO SALTY YOUR TEARS ARE DELICIOUS HAHA KEK KEK LEL LEL HURRRR XXDDD"
>>320300108
Man that fucking Geno costume though.
Sakurai knew goddamn well what he was doing.
>>320300840
>I'm going to spend money on a character solely to spite people I don't even know
>take that autists
Good job goy
>>320302886
Corrin was a solid choice and has a solid moveset, turning parts of the body into a dragon/weapon is a great design choice.
>fan requested characters
>slap hat on a mii and call it a day
Sakurai does it again
>>320303906
>Corrin was a solid choice and has a solid moveset,
Holy shit kill yourself.
FE has more than enough characters. Literally no one knows who Corrin is, and he is ANOTHER anime swordsman with a down-b counter.
>>320300108
All those hours of threads pushing the other characters, gone to waste.
It's fucking delicious.
Nintentoddlers on Suicide Watch.
>>320303906
>Can completely stop the match for seconds with his spear shit
I can already see the online breaking apart
>>320303829
>Being this Colon Crippled
>>320303906
>Corrin was a solid choice
With all the underrepresented franchises and possible unique body shapes they could have gone for? Nope. They can take ANY character and make it unique if they try hard enough. "He has a unique moveset" isn't that compelling of a reason.
>people UNIRONICALLY thought a literally who indie character that nobody but western redditors cares about would make it into the roster of Nintendo's greatest
shoveling in those tears alright
>after all this time, rosterfags will finally fuck offuntil Smash NX
I'm crying tears of joy
>>320304241
Why would Nintentoddlers be on suicide watch for a game on their system getting more characters and stages?
At least shitpost correctly
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>>320300108
All those years of people wanting Ridley, Geno, Goku, Shrek, Shantae, Shovel Knight, Daisy, Master Chief and Bayo gets in over all of them. Bayonetta 2 has caused so much salt it's unreal. I fucking love it.
>>320304460
>literal who indie character doesn't get in
>literal who FE character from a game that's not even out yet gets in
Its a strange time to be alive
>>320304838
I would have liked shantae, but if it was between her and bayo? Bayo, hands down.
>>320304935
>literal who FE character from a game that's not even out yet gets in
Just like with Roy in Melee
>>320303874
my laughter was swift and painful as soon as that forest music started playing
>>320305307
ty anon. this is literally the basis of my argument I'm preparing to fight my friends with. it's all just marketing, never forget that.
>>320303894
well my main reason is that he looksfun
but online will mostly be for autist tears
>Competative action game
Smash confirmed for not being a fightan game.
>>320303829
stay mad shovelkek
>>320305581
Or just like how they put in the Wooly World stage in the Wii U version. Marketing.
tfw wasted a vote on krystal
>>320303906
>has a solid moveset
THE LONGEST FORWARD SMASH ON THE GAME WIIIIITTTTHHH MARTH STYLED TIPPER
Fuck off nigger
>>320305581
Only reason Roy and Marth were unknown was because of the time period and no state side release.
Its 2015. People have internet. Game's not even released yet. Just another le epic troll from Sakurai
>fight my friends with
You mean annoy your friends with pathetic Smash autism
>6 fire emblems
why is nintendo doing this
what kid out there wants to play fire emblem
fire emblem has the same type fanbase as mlp
im not angry at nintendo just disappointed
>>320300108
It was divine I'm gonna main her
thread theme
https://youtu.be/drGnb30QFwQ
>Ephraim and Bandana Dee would be so cool with using a spear and doing spear things and be diverse
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HIDEOUS LONG RANGED GARBAGE
>REEEEEEE HE HAS A SWORD AND A COUNTER FUCKING HAKURAIIIIII
>>320303894
>I don't like this character for autistic reason so everybody must hate him too!!!!
well meme'd.
>>320304626
he should have said rosterfags. Specially the ones who grew up with the gamecube, those are the most retarded ones.
N64, SNES and NES are 90% all bros.
>>320307072
>I'm not angry even though I compared something to bronies
I can feel your veins bulging out of your temple, Anon
>>320307265
Anime swordsman TIPPER nigger, counter fagger, with the longest forward smash in the game (longer than shulk's even)
Fuck off faggot, I bet you mained metaknight in brawl
>>320306963
>I don't like this character!!! He must be trolling me!!!
I'm glad turbo autists like you don't have friends anon, go watch some streams to wash your tears.
>>320304626
thats because fusion scum are dumb asses all hail synchro
>>320307430
hey, people like what the like, why would i get angry at someone with a mental disability anyway
>>320307164
I feel like I'm missing a joke here. Why are there so many gay porn Bayonetta videos?
>>320307575
yugioh is gay
>>320307631
Yeah, your parents must feel the same sentiment about you.
>>320307631
>why would i get angry at someone with a mental disability anyway
he would compete with you for the government assistence?
>>320307779
Fight me, motherFUCKER
>>320307771
go to /f/ every thursday to find out more
When did /v/ start hating Shovel Knight and why are people mad about Bayonetta when she's way more relevant than pretty much every other character people were asking for?
Do any of the people in these threads even give a fuck about Sm4sh or are they all legoldenface.jpg fags that were just waiting to shitpost about the characters that didn't make it?
>>320307890
What the fuck HAPPENS on /f/?
I've never understood it but always loved it.
>>320308001
>Bayonetta
>Relevant
>Two games
>One sold so badly nobody wanted anything to do with it
>The other is on Wii U so nobody bought it
>>320308001
This Smash ruins fanbases. Good luck with those discussions on /v/ for the next year before it pours over to smash nx speculation.
>>320308435
>>320308435
>The other is on Wii U so nobody bought it
She's the main character of a Wii U exclusive. You can probably count the number of those on one hand. That alone makes her a hell of a lot more relevant than almost every character in the OP.
>>320308435
So Shovelware Knight deserves to get in?
or how about irrlevant fatass crocodile? NEVER FORGET LMAO
>>320308798
No I don't want EBIN REDDIT INDIE either, mate.
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