Which one is worse?
sessler is easily worse. not even a competition.
>>320275324
Adam by a mile. Geoff actually gives a shit about people, and his E3 coverage was top tier. Sessler is a pretentious loser.
Sessler was cool on xplay from 2003-2006.
Nobody ever gave a shit about Geoff
Adam and Schafer are real traitors. I feel bad for Geoff after all these years. I think we've all come to hate Geoff and Bobby K of Activision less.
>>320275324
Geoff did nothing wrong
>>320275747
Sessler's writers were cool.
Sessler himself is a bald methhead.
Pope a dindu, eventually realised the error of his ways and told Konami to fuck off.
>>320275747
until he put on the mask, right?
>>320275470
This
Geoff has redeemed himself several times over.
Sess has not.
I don't think there's even an arguement.
>>320275324
Geoff his a hero
>>320277125
Top fucking kek
>having to tell miss-I'm-an-uber-hacker Quinn that she needs to enable 2fa
What's the context around Geoff's picture? He really looks wasted.
Is Dorito Pope aware of being the Dorito Pope?
Sessler is a backstabing cuck sellout. Fucking betrayer. I wish I could hate him to death
Geoff is a beacon of lightning in this sjw/feminist/pc infested hell. He's had a hard life but he genuinely loves vidya and pours his soul and heart into it. He's a hero we need but not one we deserve.
Geoff made the final hours of portal 2 and that was pretty interesting. Geoff has gotten better over the years. This years vgas was pretty good at least in comparison
>>320275324
Geoff isn't a sjw (YET)
he was one of the few to tell Konami off alongside that SquareEnix president about the way they treat their employees
Sessler has always been a piece of shit and people don't remember that even fucked up a few time even before Rev3 where he had that sandbox segment on G4
on X-play he was just a puppet because that's writers, Rev3 was him unbound and look how that turned out complete 180
the worst thing Geoff has done in shilling (dew, dorritos) and you can tell he didn't really want to do it but pretty much had to
I'll forgive that but being a pos that tries to ruin the industry like sess no
>>320275324
When the sessler coke incident happened I said repeatedly on here that you would never see him again
Have you seen him since then? Not in anything relevant thats for sure
lol the fucking excuses here and on every other site
>HE DRANK A BUNCH OF ENERGY DRINKS
>HE HAD BEEN UP FOR 2 DAYS CONDUCTING INTERVIEWS
yeah thats why he was smacking his lips and death gripping his knee. anyone who has ever done any amount of coke knew he was on coke
fucking coked out representing your employer at a huge event on internationally broadcast internet feed. ouch.
even the people he interviewed noticed, somebody post the gif of that guy shooting a glance at the camera like "why are you having this crackhead interview me"
Sessler.
Both men are shills but Sessler shills under the pretense of caring about gaming as an art form.
It's deceptive shilling whereas you know already that everything Geoff says is suspect.
>>320275324
sessler
>>320277536
He didn't just 'do' coke. He freebased it, along with some baking soda.
>>320277536
>even the people he interviewed noticed, somebody post the gif of that guy shooting a glance at the camera like "why are you having this crackhead interview me"
got a link? I don't think I've seen these videos before
>>320277386
He is. I couldn't find it but someone said "thanks dorito pope!" on twitter and he replied back acknowledging them.
Geoff has always seemed to me as truly being in it for his love of video games, and he's one of the few people in the industry who comes off that way.
Geoff "Punished" Keighley is doing his best in a shit industry.
Adam is shitting on a pile of shit.
>>320277685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6P2synObts
>>320277792
holy fuck
>>320275324
/v/ used to shit 100% on Geoff, but the consensus now (accurate or not, I have no idea) is that he just wanted video games to be big, but sold his soul in the process.You can't save him, /v/. Let him go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqY4plamra0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfiXm0qJie0
Watch this and tell me Geoff doesn't want to die the entire time. He knows it's bullshit but he's stuck in it.
>>320277792
every time this makes me laugh
>>320275324
>Geoff bad
nigger pls
>>320277679
i wouldn't doubt it. crack is way more popular among professional whites than anyone wants to acknowledge
>my weed dealer the other day
>"yeah dude so we freebased cocaine earlier"
>"you know that means you smoked crack right?"
>what? we just freebased some coke
>>320277950
meant to post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb8FLRg88EM
>>320275324
Sessler I understand because he's been covering video games on TechTV/G4/Idkanymore since forever and I trust him with video game stuff (or did, anyway)
But can anyone honestly explain why Dorito Pope is where he is? Where did he come from?
Now he's hosting video game awards and shit like he fucking knows, but I sure don't know where he came from.
>>320277386
>"It stung initially, now I’m pretty much over it….hopefully one day I’ll be known for more than that interview though. Honestly that whole incident just inspired me to want to do bigger and better things so my legacy would be more than that."
>openly criticized the always online aspect of Xbone in front of Don Mattrick
>criticized Reggie's lackadaisical response to their lack of exclusive announcements
>BTFO'd Konami
>actually managed to remove 90% of the cringe factor of the video game awards
Keighley has been based as fuck after Doritogate. I never had G4 so I've always known the Sess to be a huge faggot.
>>320277965
Man, women are truly evil. She secretly thinks every single one of those men in that video are pathetic.
Geoff realises he has to give his soul to the horrible beast if you want to become rich and powerful enough to call out a publisher like Konami out on an awards show you're producing.
>>320278141
>But can anyone honestly explain why Dorito Pope is where he is? Where did he come from?
uhh most legitimate "journalist" in games all time probably and has been around since the 90s
where have you been
nothing wrong with doing some coke to keep you up at an event like e3. I don't want to watch some guy that can barely talk because he's tired.
>>320278115
That's a terrible fucking video holy shit.
At first it was funny seeing Adam acting high as fuck but it's just edited awfully like some fucking meme montage.
>>320278316
much better to watch a guy who cant talk because his mouth is dry as a desert
>>320277536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAh39VAKZOM
Deep down Geoff still has a soul and loves vidya
>>320278316
Hi Adam.
http://strawpoll.me/6275575
"
>>320275324
fuck you geoff is cool
>>320277792
>i've seen the gifs
>but i haven't heard him speak or anything during this incident
how in the blue fuck did anyone defend him saying he must just be tired or whatever
dude is tripping
>>320278251
Nah, I think she legitimately wanted to fuck Geoff, but he wasn't having any of it.
>>320275324
Sessler is a fucking cuck who loved Bioshock Infinite and is totally ok with bullying people he doesn't like online
Geoff is a broken man but is still based
>>320275324
Geoff really cares about video games and pushing them as a more respected entertainment medium. He's just a bit misguided.
>>320278552
Geoff knew she was a cheap fuck and he denied her right there.
>>320278389
he talked just fine, stop with the exaggeration to fit in.
>>320278462
hehe memes!
>>320277386
He had a Reddit AMA a week ago, and some niggers over there were praising him as the Holy See. It was funny.
So yeah, he's pretty fucking aware.
It pains me to say it but Sessler
>>320277792
>almost 3 years ago
Just booze my shit up
I remember threads about Sessler on /v/ years ago where he was viewed generally positively, but after the whole gamergate thing I think that's really changed.
It's always seems to me like he's viewed games more from the viewpoint of them being his career than from actually having a passion for them and I think Geoff is a little different even though he's more than willing to whore himself.
I don't know why Sessler doesn't just go do something different at this point.
Does anybody remember the thread that pointed out words he'd used incorrectly in a video just to sound more intelligent?
PLAY
THE
GAME
On one hand, it was kinda bullshit that he went after Nintendo and ignored Sony and Xbox. On the other hand, seeing actual straight-up-questions was fucking great.
>>320277792
look how dirty his fucking shirt is.
Do you guys remember that interview where Geoff fucking crucified Reggie? Can't believe Reggie ever agreed to appear at the game awards after that.
>>320277965
What a fucking BIIIIIIITCH. My soul hurts from watching that video. I just wanna hug Geoff comfort him. There there Geoff, just endure this obnoxious bitch for a few minutes, good times will come.
>>320278067
cool blog post man
>>320278067
>your weed dealer
Enjoy prison and paying child support, you horrible individual.
Geoff
>Handsome
>Smart businessman
>Friends with almost all of the top people in video games
>Hosts the most high profile video game awards show
>Doesn't take shit from anyone
>Left GT and Spike because of their bullshit
>Great taste in vidya
Adam
>Old and haggard
>Coke fiend
>SJW
>Lost his relevance after being fired from Xplay
>Couldn't keep Rev3 afloat
>Couldn't take the mean people from twitter :(
>Bad taste in vidya
>>320278914
It was pretty shitty of Geoff, desu, but Reggie handled the bants pretty well, even considering that he's mostly a PR figurehead
>>320275324
What did Sessler do?
>>320278914
They're friends irl so he was allowed to destroy him.
>>320278115
>>320277792
OK after watching these I genuinely think Sessler was paid some serious dough to shill for Anita in this video. Just to fuel his coke addiction.
https://youtu.be/E47-FMmMLy0?t=3m36s
>>320279026
What games does Geoff like? All I can remember about that subject is him getting roasted by Joel about his "love" of Titanfall during their award show
>>320277792
Crack doesn't make you act like this. Leave it to the 14 year old drug experts on /v/ to get this wrong.
>>320279318
Joel roasted him because he was bringing up that Titanfall had a world premiere coming a couple of times, and of course Geoff is going to act enthused over it. It doesn't mean he actually likes the game.
>>320277965
>>320278928
>girl just wants to enjoy herself and have fun
>Geoff won't have any of it
>>320275324
Hey guys just a few energy drinks that's all.
>>320277909
His sins have been forgiven as he has an actual, genuine passion for vidya. But I think most look back upon when the Dorito Pope was first born with nostalgia, it was a simpler time.
>>320279318
I remember seeing a video of him playing Bad Company 1 back when it was coming out or just came out. He played as Recon and guarded his team mates taking B with crackshot snipes and artillery.
>>320279460
Joel asks him what games he likes besides Titanfall and Geoff dodged the question every time.
I'm genuinely curious what his favorite games are though
>>320279471
Every time
>>320279318
https://twitter.com/geoffkeighley/status/473493433772802048
>>320279471
is he on cocaine?
Doritogate was painful but Geoff looked dead inside when sitting in that chair, whereas he looks alive and happy when presenting his awards show. I think that says alot.
>>320279612
I think one of the times Joel asked him that he mentioned TW3 looked good. Geoff just seems to be the kind of person who plays everything. He has so many fucking friends in the industry he'd have to play everything.
>>320279438
Okay, Sess.
>>320279698
He's have a PTSD attack, asshead. It's a loud, hectic convention.
>>320279698
He accidentally snorted Anita's vaginal sand while eating her out.
>>320279694
That's pretty fucking funny to be honest. At least he can laugh it off like that.
>>320277965
>Jeff's eyes when he's drinking the dew shooter
I forgot how hilarious this is. God damn Geoff's been through some shit though.
Don't know why people hate on Geoff. Sure he shills alot, but you can tell he really truly does love Video Games. The man has to make a living god damn it. Leave him alone!
>>320279856
No, idiot. This is a clear case of repressed memories resurfacing of his mother's Munchhausen byproxy abuse of him.
>>320279305
did any of these faggots kill themselves yet?
>>320279698
No, he just can't contain his hype for video games.
>>320278914
Reggie deserved it. Apart from all the memes, all the shit he said before the Wii U launch was a fucking lie. No 2nd gamepad, and 90% of the launch titles came out a year later. Good on Geoff for roasting him on that shit.
>>320275324
doritos pope sold his soul but he is aware of the path he took. He knows he isn't a good person now. He still manages to be based when he wants to like when he said why Kojima wasn't present in the VGA.
Sessler is a crack addicted, SJW brainwashed, feminist cunt licker who actually believes he is fighting for a good cause and also believes that he is actually a good person.
Geoff still has some good in him. He can still be saved.
Sessler is completely rotten. Let him burn. There is no redemption for him.
Anybody post the video where Geoff BTFO'd Angry Joe?
https://youtu.be/NTNkoDzP1hI?t=2m57s
>>320280483
Thing is, we've seen Adam come off as a human being. I don't think I've ever seen Geoff act human
.
>>320280626
He is (was) more human than you think
>>320280483
did you really repost all that because of one typo?
>>320280626
If you're talking about XPlay then that was just scripts nigga.
They have writers for a reason.
>>320280756
Yes
![doritos[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Bh8jd6m.png "doritos[1].png")
Geoff actually isn't a bad person. He's the butt of jokes for this picture, but even in this picture you can tell he's just not happy about it. He sold his soul to Spike TV but was never awful himself and now that he's free he's a decent cleaned up figure.
Sessler meanwhile hold nostalgia value for reviewing videogames on live TV back when that was seen as an out of this world thing, but we can tell most of that was his writers and since he has broken free of Spike TV himself, he has actually gone downhill. Geoff is a humble man just trying to talk about videogames and the Sess is a man trying to live off the fame and shove his politics into them.
>>320280432
Definitely, Reggie was even visibly pissed off. He mentioned Geoff's VGAs and said "people weren't all that happy with that" come on Reggie, that's irrelevant. And then when Geoff mentioned there not being any third party games, he just sad "well hey, let's just see what happens".
God damn.
Wow, I've always heard of Adam being a huge cokehead, but I never saw the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6P2synObts
Holy fuck
>>320279694
Alright, I was completely wrong about Geoff, he's pretty cool guy.
>>320280973
I agree with this. I see geoff as an eager video games journalist who became a victim of the system's commercial aspect and shameless paid reviwing, whereas Sessler is a loudmouth sjw.
who's the bigger blowhard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ttrkOBBizo
Geoff's not actually a bad interviewer, he's actually asking for details, and Reggie's not too good at delivering them.
>>320281656
What's that below his nose?
>>320281773
His mouth
>>320279698
Yes, all of the cocaine.
>>320275324
The sjw kuck. Whose worse? Well when you present us these too it ceases becoming a question. Geoff is still based sometimes, he doesnt deserve to be placed in the same category as that hack.
>>320275324
>punished pope called out Konami live at the vgas for how they treated kojima
not even a contest
>>320280610
what a fucking loser. MMOs MAN!
>>320277792
So how long until he ODs?
>>320281656
Edgy boy actually makes games. Slightly above average games but games nevertheless.
French fag Cage makes pretentious movies with terrible writing that are nothing more than pic related but with higher production values.
>>320281767
>@8:10
>Reggie: "Geoff! You're lying to your fans!"
now ain't that ironic
>>320281767
Geoff is a pimp. Reggie is a fucking clown.
>>320280610
Goeff was an asshole that day. But he received his punishment. It's like Joel Mchale was the divine punisher sent forth but the god himself to teach Goeff humility, patience, hard work.
What he did to Joe was nothing compared to what Joel did to him in 2013.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvW9WwDLCxg
Goeff has been punished. Now he is reborn.
![[Worried laughter].gif](https://i.imgur.com/R06DUZM.gif "[Worried laughter].gif")
>>320277792
Oh my fucking god, I've never heard the sound that goes with this clip. He sounds like he's in the middle of a fucking stroke
>>320275324
>hating humble self-deprecating Dorito Pope
>at all
At least he isn't an insincere social currency chasing douche who collaborates with doughy trustfund faggots like Jonathan Mcintosh
>>320282574
Pissed Pablo is so pathetic its hilarious. He doesnt even have 4 pesos.
>>320275324
Keighley is just a sellout, trying to be everyone's friend. He has seems to genuinelly like games and can go out of his way to defend his hobby.
Sessler however...
>>320275324
Sessler went full on Xbot before and after E3 2013
"It's ok if Microsoft does it, it's for our benefit"
"Oh but Sony is doing it too!"
"Aren't you all being too harsh on Microsoft?"
It was pathetic.
>>320281767
Oh man Reggie does not like Geoff.
He looks like he's forcing himself to smile half the time.
>>320277491
>Geoff isn't a sjw (YET)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKzF173GqTU
I seriously doubt he will ever join their ranks.
Geoff genuinely seems like a nice guy who just wants to talk about vidya and be professional. Him and Daniel Keyser were always interesting to watch do interviews.
>that fuck you to konami in the middle fo the show
he earned my respect then
>>320283114
poor geoff
>>320275324
Sessler by miles.
Reminder that Sessler mocked Donte for "acting like a total faggot" in his DmC review, and then became an SJW zealot shortly afterwards.
>>320281456
If anything, Geoff sold his soul to be free of what trapped him.
>>320277386
>>320283114
Geoff should've known what he was in for the moment he agreed to appear of Fox News.
>>320278236
I agreed with everything you had to say up until
>BTFO Konami
>removed 90% of the cringe from the game awards
He didn't BTFO Konami, Konami does that to itself.
Also this years VGA's were cringe as fuck.
>>320283676
It's better to try and fail than just not showing up.
>>320281767
https://youtu.be/4ttrkOBBizo?t=10m40s
The Pope having fun is always a joy to see. He's likable and sincere.
>>320277386
https://twitter.com/geoffkeighley/status/473493433772802048
>>320275324
Sessler by a mile
>>320277289
He cant dew it anymore
>>320277792
Looks more like an Acid Flashback.
I only really know this because a coworker had one several months ago and that shit was disturbing.
>>320284050
I cant stop laughing now. The poor guy probably never wanted to turn into a shill.
>>320284050
Oh that poor bastard, that's pretty good
>>320277002
no, until he promoted doritos and dew
Is this a serious question? Adam Cokefiend Sessler.
The guy is a blatant SJW moron who never actually liked videogames, only did it as a gig to pay for rent.
Geoff on the other hand absolutely loves videogames and singlehandedly made the Video Game Award show because he has a passion for the medium. He's been doing this shit for many many years with good intentions. The ONLY thing people hold over his head is that one interview where he had Doritos and Mountain Dew sponsorship so blatantly thrown in. Other than that he's the hero videogames needs, but not the one it deserves.
>>320277792
>>320277536
Geoff is no longer the Doritos pope, he has become far too based. As mentioned earlier, he continually gives good interviews, hosting, and is objective without shilling.
I used to laugh and hate, but he's touched my heart a little. Geoff's legacy is much more than a meme.
>>320283893
>Also this years VGA's were cringe as fuck.
They were, but the cringe factor was definitely reduced from what it was before. VGX and everything before it were complete cringe
>>320284339
>acid flashback
What
>>320275324
Geoff may be a Jew, but Sessler is a Kike.
>>320284549
>>320284556
He did it so we don't have to
>>320283114
Oh god, I forgot he was the person in that interview. That poor man.
I really have to hand it to Geoff for doing what he did during the VGAs regarding Kojima/Konami.
It may seem like bandwagoning since the whole "fuck konami XDD" is easy clickbait these days, but I think he genuinely cares about Kojima and wanted justice to be served. He also burned a bridge with Konami, which is something you don't do lightly as a public figure.
>>320285497
Geoff and Kojima has been bros for years.
>>320285497
Well I mean, him and Kojima are pretty good friends so I'd be pretty pissed about what Konami's been doing to him too if I were in his shoes. But I agree, that was pretty cool of him.
>>320279471
YESSSSSSSSS
I was hoping someone would post this shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0ttxactpZ4
>>320283114
>"have you ever played the game."
>"hahaha no."
sjw in a nutshell. These dumb cunts still exist in the year 2016.
Adam Sessler
>G4 years were pretty good
>Turned into a massive c.uck and sjw-lover
Geoff Keighley
>Forced to sellout early for video game marketing
>slowly has begun to redeem himself with that Kojima comment
Sessler easily a few years ago, but today Geoff Keighley
At least Sessler doesn't hide the fact he's a shilling SJW cucklord
The Pope keeps trying to convince gamers he's on their side by attacking the lowest hanging targets like Konami.
Though he also attacks Nintendo for doing literally anything, and asked Reggie to make up a new maymay, but nobody cared because he wasn't a black woman.
I like dewtiro Pope.
He's the prodigal son of gaming.
Sess used to be pretty based, but turned into a total douche in recent years.
Cocaine's a helluva drug.
>>320279471
Holy shit is he strung out
>>320275324
Sessler was one of the unnamed dudes banging Zoe Quinn.
That image of her at the bar browsing /v/ was taken by and uploaded to Sesslers Twitter.
She was his coke whore.
>>320275324
>jonathan strange and mr. norrell.jpg
>>320286682
I defended a black woman, GG wouldn't do that.
Geoff and Hideo are bffs
Geoff wins by default
>>320286981
why is kojima so based
>>320275324
I actually like Dorito Pope, he seems like a genuinely nice guy.
>>320287224
Birds of a feather flock together
>>320287224
>>320286981
>>320287361
I agree, just because his eyes are weird enough to make a meme out of doesn't mean that's his real personality.
>>320278236
yep.
he's a rare case of actually learning from the past. he grew up and grew some balls and now is one of the few journalists i actually keep up with because of it.
>>320286981
That's adorabe
>>320277792
>grinding his teeth that hard
nigga hit the pookie before e3 that year. no doubt
>geoff
>cares about video games
>good friends with kojima
>one of the few journalists that actually enjoys and supports nintendo
>actively pokes fun at what he's done
>sessler
>stopped giving a shit about vidya long ago
>coked out asshole
>SJW asshole
>completely serious about everything
>>320287224
>>320288140
>>320288698why are we still here?
>>320277792
kek
>>320290559
A better bromance there never was.
