>Enemy is fatter
>Has more health
K.
>>320239062
KEEP
>>320238752
You're thinking of health in terms of physical health. In video games it's more 'how much damage can they absorb before dying.' The fat blocks most of the damage to the vital organs.
>health
You mean Hit Points.
They need more hits to get put down through their blubbery fat armor.
>>320239285
>hit points
I bet this fag calls controllers gamepads
HP/"health"/whatever is a bad abstraction.
But let's suppose it primarily represents the blood loss for example. As the fat tissue also has to be supplied with oxygen, a fat person would have more blood and I suppose this would translate into being able to lose more blood without being incapacitated.
In addition, while fat offers negligible resistance against penetration, it could be that a weapon that manages to get 2cm of the blade inside the opponent's body misses the internal organs because it only reaches that fat tissue.
But the real answer remains unchanged. "HP" doesn't really represent anything concrete, it's a completely game-y mechanic and the values are all arbitrarily decided.
>>320240381
I agree. I always thought limited amount automatic parrying would be a more applicable system of "health". Seeing as how one good bullet, or stab of a sword would essentially fuck a character.
Fuck did he ever let himself go, jesus christ.
>Boycotts Gamestop where he maced employee
>Then banned statewide and a few best buys
>>320238752
He looks so normal there.
>>320240646
Well, if you don't mind a bit of spreadsheets, the ideal system (certainly in terms of realism and I'd argue it makes for more interesting gameplay as well) of course is the one used by Dwarf Fortress, UnReal World and other such games: Damage to individual organs/body parts (with effects determined by the body part in question) and stuff like blood loss and hypothermia handled separately.
Or at least a "something-in-between" system like the one in Dominions (units have a displayed HP but the damage is locational and they can receive permanent injuries like loss of limbs, affecting their further performance)
>>320238752
Wrong. He has more HIT points.
>>320241018
Compared to what?
>enemy is fat
>bullets bounce off him
>>320238752
>character is a regular human of similar proportions to the player character
>has several thousand times more health and does ten times less damage per hit
>>320240906
THAT is the most recent pic you've seen? Fuck, dude, you have no idea.
I noticed this in pokemon, the pokemon with high hp stats are always fat or blobby.
>>320242093
This.
>>320242747
whos is this semen demon?
DON'T CALL ANYBODY
>>320243156
literally samefag
Can't wait for Chris to fuck up and do something stupid again.
He's so mad right now, unless the tard wranglers in the inner troll group get a handle on him, it's only a matter of time before he goes to jail.
>but if he's in jail how can we be entertained by him
At this point, I'm willing to sacrifice my own amusement for Chris getting actually punished for once. I want to believe the court can see that Chris' mental illness only excuses so much of the bullshit he gets up to, and in fact he's simply a moron with a bad upbringing.
Can't wait to Chris to commit a serious crime like killing someone.
we need a great finale to the story Chris
Why haven't you boycotted Gamestop yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhM1rDTwvY8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUd_7H8kBAg
>>320244186
And remember to buy Chris some Christmas presents!
amazon dot com slash registry/wishlist/1NBYMDW5KQSWH/ref=cm_sw_r_fa_ws_owDBwb0Z3MPG6
Obligatory.
>>320244368
"son"
even Chris can't decide what he is
>>320242313
Indeed
>>320246959
the manchild inside me wants to raid his home for the thousands of dollars of toys and games he owns
>>320247116
Except most of it burned with the house fire of 2011.
Now more than anything he collect amiibos but dismember and repaint them to look like his shitty characters and even his family.
And then sell them for barely 10$ of profit.
literally the shittiest commercial skill.
As for his appearance, well... Hope you have a strong stomach:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxpRkMxTMAE
>>320244980
>But during the stone age...
What did he mean by this, /v/?
>>320248372
during the stone age people were stupid, and had to be told twice
derrrrrr anon
>>320248372
A simple misunderstanding of the phrase "in this day and age".
I'm guessing his parents said it a lot. When rushed or mumbled, it sounds like "in the staynage".
I had the same misunderstanding a few times as a kid.
>>320248571
To elaborate a bit on this anon: >>320248467
>You shouldn't need to tell people twice, but in this day and age!...
>>320248372
>>320248467
>>320248571
>>320248730
Well thats fucking retarded
>>320244980
>but during the stone age...
Fuccccccc
>>320248906
That's just my guess, although I'm pretty convinced I guessed correctly.
Yes, remember who we're dealing with. >>320242747
>>320248372
In the stone age people were idiots, so would need to be told twice.
He said something like "dumb cavemen, watch out for that dinosaur" when he was doing the readthrough of that issue. Can't remember which video it was though.
post Chris boipussy already guys, this thread will get deleted in like 20 minutes
Is Chris in prison yet?
>>320244980
>>320249979
For the blue arms? Nah, he got probation and a fine.
>>320249979
Nope. Six months' probation and a $541 fine.
>>320250252
>>320250293
Shit. I wonder how bad things will be when he inevitably violates the probation.
