>Stage is called "The lost Library"
>There's not a single book
>>320190654
How can you find any books if the library got lost? Sheesh.
They all got eaten by termites
>game is called Street Fighter
>streets don't fight each other
>the game is called Saints Row IV
>not even a Saints Row game
>>320190654
It's because they used scrolls and stone tablets, you fuckhead.
>>320190654
You know, I wouldn't mind a Tomb Raider style game that mixed action with high brow puzzle solving and forced players to read.
I get the joke, but I'm just saying.
>>320190654
no air-con so the books rotted away I guess, heh.
>he calls levels stages
you dumb nigger. egyptians didnt have books. they made scrolls
>>320190654
That's because the library is lost numpty
>>320190654
>Stage is called "Duke's archives"
>It's full of books
>>320190654
Because they're lost, genius
>>320191918
>The Duke wouldn't even be able to reach 90% of the books
>game is called guilty gear
>no metal cogs repenting for their crimes
>>320191918
Why does that screenshot look like it was taken by someone watching a Youtube video on a graphing calculator?
>game is called "Uncharted"
>you have a map
>game is called Fallout: New Vegas
>Vegas has been there for hundreds of years
>>320191585
There's Tomb Raider 2013
>>320193056
Yeah, that game really blew me away with all the intricate puzzles.
>Game is called Final Fantasy
>There's fucking 15 of them
>>320192051
>game is called Shin Megami Tensei
>there's no megami that tensei's
>>320193715
>game title is in foreign language
>I don't have a fucking clue what it means
>he calls story mode campaign
>>320193612
Seems you don't know why It was even called that and why there's so many.
>Stage is called "The lost Library"
>get lost in it and never finish the game
FUCK THAT SHIT
>>320193976
>he calls the campaign story mode
>The Commonwealth
>Items that were once vaulable in Fallout Lore can be found with relative ease and within walking distance of your starting point.
Pretty Sneaky, Sis.
>>320194150
You missed the point, aspie. FF is a washed up series that over stayed it's welcome full of dated gameplay and hideous character designs and art styles to go along with embarrassingly goofy plots aspie loyalists champion so much. Even the classics like FF6 and FF7 are too goofy and dates to be playable in the modern era
>game is called "Metal Gear Solid 3"
>No metal gears and no solid snake
>>320194526
Depending on how technical you want to be, there's models and blueprints. The term "Metal Gear" was also coined in that game.
>>320193873
>>320194150
>>320194696
>people who don't understand the thread
>>320195019
>person who thinks he understands what other people are saying but is sadly wrong
>Game is called Crash Bandicoot
You cant crash into anything
>Game is called Need for SpeedYou must brake to fit into corners
>Game is called Dead IslandEven dead are alive
>Game is called FEAR
Its not scary
>Game is called STALKER
You dont stalk anyone.
>Game is called Ratched and Clank
Clanks partner is not a ratchet but a lombaxUnless it was Lombax being controlled by telepathic ratchetwhich in turn was controlled by mebut since its ratchet and clank that would mean I was ratchet the whole timeKOOOOOOOOOOOJIIIIIIIIIMAAAAAAAAAA
>get blowjob
>she doesn't blow on my dick at all
>>320197008
>she
>not he
Men give the best blowjobs.
>>320197521
That's probably true, but I wouldn't know.
>>320194505
>game is called Indivisible
>everyone can see you
