have autism

Be afraid of vampires

>>320172645

Can't do that, but I have link on to be like Dante.

http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-Dante-from-Devil-May-Cry

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>>320172645
>pic related

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idolize your teacher to a fault and be so charismatic that you inspire everyone around you to do the same

The last thing BB would do is play vidya. Hes a fucking green beret. What the fuck do you think they do? Waste their time on a chinese cartoon board?

BB's character is based on a profile that is per defintion NOT that of the average /v/irgin.

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>>320172645
You don't need to learn to be Big Boss. You ARE Big Boss. WE are Big Boss. Everybody is Big Boss.

>>320172645
Let someone else do all the work and then claim because he had the same Name as you that you're just as great

>>320173312
This is why you weren't allowed to go to the Game Awards, Kojima.

>>320172645

Kill your mom/girlfriend

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You picked the wrong role-model kid

>>320172645
Do something cool twice
Then find someone else, brainwash em and give them fake memories amd your set

Make horrible decisions all your adult life and become a vegetable in your elder years...

>>320173281
Gotta do at least something to keep yourself sane. BB doesn't even watch movies for christ's sake.

What the hell does he even do for fun? Smoke?

>>320173281
You're right. He's too busy fucking over his own legacy to be doing such things.

Be pretty good

>>320173178
When was Big Boss so charismatic

Alway seemed like it was Miller, Ocelot or Zero doing the real work behind the scenes. BB was just the poster boy and kept the grunts happy

>>320173506
>What the hell does he even do for fun? Smoke?

Just trains and keeps in top form.

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You quit being like that loser and strive to be like Ocelot instead.

>>320173178
The "echoes words or phrases" part gets me everytime.

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>>320172645
You just need to play the part

Be pretty big

Be pretty boss

Be austistic

Be a huge pussy bitch

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Learn the basics of CQC.

>>320172645

Chug down a bucket full of dirt from the desert and you'll have his voice.

>cut your arm off