>there is literally NO REASON for YOU to be SINGLE, /v/
>>320160213
true
JUST
>>320160919
GAMER
>>320161049
THINGS
>>320160213
I don't want a romantic relationship. Only friends.
t. male
>>320160213
but im married anon
I HAVE A MASSIVE COCK
I'd rather die a virgin than play WoW
>>320160213
I'd rather be a virgin my entire life than waste even an hour playing fucking world of warcraft.
i hate normies
>>320160213
>go to fighting game tournament
>barely any girls
there's your reason
>2015
>still playing WoW
>mfw
Nobody wants to date a nerd ugly like me.
>>320160213
How is that even compareable?
But I do have a gf
>>320160213
But WoWCoWs are ugly.
>>320160213
US GAMERS RITE?
>>320161193
This is a good off topic thread for me to ask, what does "t." mean?
I feel like proposing to my GF but we are still too young and in college. Wut do? I don't want to be alone forever5 Years together
>Out of 100 messages a male sends to a female, the male can expect only 1 reply back
Fucking horseshit. Maybe if you're ugly and your profile is needy. I consistently got replies, around 80% of which were positive and opened up into opportunity.
>>320160213
I don't think I want to date someone who plays WoW.
>>320161618
it's some finnish word that means 'regards'
>>320160213
>3DPD
Not even once.
>>320161741
>>320161741
well, an abbreviation of a finnish word.
>>320160213
>wanting to date a WoW playing degenerate.
Sorry, but I have some standards.
>>320160213
every couple I met on wow was either dysfunctional or cripled
>>320160213
>onlineuniversity.net
>>320161662
>5 Years together
Better do it soon before she moves on, Anon.
>>320160213
Yes there is, my desire to not have to deal with relationshit far outweighs my desire to go out get a gf.
>>320161317
Exactly this
>>320161618
>>320161741
FINDLAND MENTIONED!
>>320161986
Thank you for Linux, Finland.
>WoW players
>only 14.9% are single
That is laughably inaccurate. Where the fuck did they get their data from?
i have yet to meet a girl in a game
>>320160213
how about this
I despise other people and the thought of spending hours with someone disgusting enough to consider me a viable partner actually makes me want to k self
this isn't video games btw
All male gamers are ugly this picture is lying. I would date a jock over some filthy pizza faced neckbeard anyday, guranteed ~~
>>320161662
You're supposed to get married young. It allows the two of you to struggle through poverty and shit together which helps you two grow closer and learn how to depend on one another when shit hits. Because everyone changes as they age, it gives you better opportunities to change "in the same way" so you grow together, rather than apart, as the years come and go.
Just realize that you're looking at spending 3x more of your life as someone's "other half" than you spent it as yourself, so pick someone that can double as a lover and a best friend and strap yourself in.
>>320162049
>not crediting Richard Stallman and the FSF for providing the GNU coreutils, since Linux is only the kernel and would have been useless without the work of the free-software-foundation that came before it.
GNU/Linux.
>gaming
>only stats about WOW
fuck that, I'm not going to start playing it now
So first /pol/ leaks and now /r9k/ is leaking too?
>>320160213
but i'm a 30 year old virgin.
i dont even how to meet girls at this point in my life. its too late for me.
>>320160213
>wanting a girl who's primary hobby is gaming
>WoW
>gf
Gross, I want a qt bf who plays GOOD games.
>>320162203
RMS pls. It's more like the other way around. At the rate that HURD is/was going, without Linus's contributions GNU would be considered vaporware today.
>>320160213
How to Lie with Statistics, the model case.
>online dating median age vs online gaming media age
that's because 10 year olds don't have online dating profiles
>more frequented
you go to online dating sites to look for matches, majority of time spent offline
you spend more time playing games online
>WoW players are totally representative of the entire gaming population
>man contacting 100 women can expect 1 reply back
100 women out of how many? Black sheep fallacy
>42% of women gamers attracted to another player
42% of what?
"attraction" is a dubious measurement
> Survey of WoW players 14% are single, 43% americans over 18 are single
Maybe that's because there are more americans from different socioeconomic backgrounds? americans who don't have access to a computer or internet or an income that allows a subscription?
> WoW players dating one another travelled up to 100 miles to meet.
impossible precision
> 40% of players tell fellow gamers things they wouldn't tell their friends
dubious measurement
I give up.
I've accepted my role in life as Loser Permavirgin. I no longer concern myself with such petty things as coitus.
>>320162598
The two essentially required one another to get to where they are today. It's only fair to credit the FSF.
>>320162291
/r9k/ has leaked straight to /v/ since /r9k/ and /new/ were deleted. You should know this by now unless you're new
>>320162065
Probably a player poll.
>I am giving this girl avatar all of my gold
>he is pretending to be a girl and my girlfriend in return
>100% not single and straight.
>#1 gaming site
>WoW
God damn I hate The Big Bang Theory culture.
I'd rather be a virgin than some weak desperate man who makes a big fucking idiot of himself trying to attract attention so that he can put his penis somewhere.
People are shit, why bother
>WoW
>12 millions players
>current year
>~5.5 million players
can someone update this study
>>320160213
Because I'm socially retarded
>>320162431
>girl
>primary hobby is gaming
>wanting a girl who is actually a guy IRL
>not just continuing to ERP in blissful ignoranceor deliberately indulging your taboo cock lust
>>320160213
>14.9% are single
Yeah, that's bullshit.
Also
>playing WoD
>dating a person who plays WoD
>>320163018
why bother, anyone with a functioning brain knows that WoW is 99% males anyway
>>320161357
>fighting games
There's the problem.
>>320163180reverse image search is not working right now, sauce?
>>320163398
what problem?
>>320163435futa on male
Fuck that. I'm fine with my single player jrpgs.
I'm tall, fit and reasonably handsome but I have a tiny dick.
It's like a 1:3 scale model of a dick. It sits forlornly atop my scrotum like a shriveled third testicle, lamenting the cruel twist of fate that begot its lonely existence. I have had girls in hysterics at the mere sight of my tadger.
At least I still have videogames.
>>320161569
No they aren't, you are just brain washed into wanting unrealistic sex objects, if games had more realistic female representation you'd find those so called "WoWCoWs" sexy.
>>320163435
>hasn't read Mai-chan's Daily Life
Appalling display, anon.
>>320163569faggot, at least I know not to bother now
>>320160213
Sounds gey and I doubt the study accounted for the fake female accounts on wow used to get free shit
>>320160213
>14.9% of players are single
that's because a good 50% of the 85.1% that are in a relationship are in a relationship with either their waifus, their tulpas or are fighting through 'the friendzone'
>>320163435
Is this some sort of elaborate bait?
nobody can be too lazy to use in-built image searches
>>320163435
Tiny Eye still works
it's called "2-D Never Betrays you!"
It's not futa.
Enjoy dumbass.
>>320163532
Of course little to no women would go to a fighting games tourney.
Only Mexicans and betamaxs go to those.
>>320163742
okay okay I should reformulatefemale:futanari male:anal______haha_____
>>320160213
>Median online dating age: 48
That's interesting.
>>320162532BRUGES
>>320163910
you heard me, faggot
>>320163635
that was a fun read but also sad
Have you guys ever had an online relationship thanks to video games?
I did about 4 years ago and it was fucking awful.
>>320160213
i want to become a wizard
>>320160213
>Playing WoW.
>After Cataclysm.
>>320164065
did it turn out to be a guy?
>>320163983
okyour loss
>>320160213
my fiance died in a car crash
>>320164128
How would that be awful?
>>320162618
Pretty much came here to say this. those stats are pretty terrible, you don't date people on WoW, fuck you don't even know if they're a girl or not.
>42% of women gamers attracted to another player
This one was particularly awful, that's actually a really negative statistic.
>less than half of girls who play games like dudes that play games!
>not even girls that play games will like you!
Also, brb killing self
>12 million
when was this graph made
>>320163635
>tfw skinny fat with a decent dick but too autistic to get a girl much less take my pants off in front of her
>>320160213
But I'm not looking for a relationship, fag
I'm okay with being alone
I own a house and car, play vidya after work and on weekends, and I violently fuck and cum insuse my rubber pussy in the shape of an underage girl's ass every night.
What more could a man ask for?
I actually used to be in a guild on a WoW private server that had an exceptional amount of women in it. The ratio of men to women was probably 60-40. There was, surprisingly, no drama at any point, which I think may have been in part because half of the girls were dating guys in the guild when they joined, and the guild leader would only let funny people into the guild.
I didn't meet my girlfriend playing videos games, though she actually does like to play video games. I met her because we're blood related.
>>320161891
>a non looping gif
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>320160213
I've been playing online games since they exist, and I didn't make even one friend, lol.
I don't believe one line of this shit.
There is no attractive girl out there who enjoys playing JRPGs and other niche Japanese video game titles.
That just doesn't exist. You're not gonna find a girl who likes Blazblue, Tales games, wacky shit like Neptunia, and who plays Touhou regularly AND takes care of themselves.
If they do exist, they don't speak-a my language.
>reeeee give me gf
The fastest way never to get laid or get in a relationship is to devote your life to it you fucking faggots.
If you asses everyone as a potential gf or bf or potential best friend instead of seeing them as they are you'll get autistic and respond incorrectly to shit they say or do. You're so focused on figuring out if you have a chance with them that as soon as they show oyu any sign of affection or anything you assume they want you.
Learn to be fucking friends with people before you try and date them. The "friendzone" isn't real it's just a term for that friend who girls feel to bad about telling to fuck off when they keep pushing their luck.
These "we met and immediately clicked" relationships are rare as shit and will either last forever or crash and burn in a few months. Don't be fucking fags, /v/.
>mfw I've given up without even trying
>>320160213
I just can't in to socialising with people I don't know online. I hear that some people find it really easy compared to talking to someone irl, but I can usually cope with that.
People ask me to use mic
>Sorry, mic's broke
People ask me to join a guild/party
>Pretend i'm afk
Someone recognises me from another time and tries to socialise with me
>Leave the game for a week and avoid that area again
It's just some wierd fucking hurdle that I can't get over, like it actually gets me nervous. I wish it didn't, because I can see how much fun people have with others they meet in games. I guess another part of it is I can't be fucked with "inevitable guild drama", there's enough of that in my irl.
>>320165078
Rape a loli, anon.
Show them the true side of a man's love.
>>320164496
Well there you go anon, you can at least feel good about yourself because you're not a walking talking false advertisement.
>>320164128
no but close enough
shitty greentext time
>own a server
>girl joins server and asks for admin
>i tell her to fuck off
>she says she'll give nudes
>i tell her to fuck off still
>she actually sends me nudes
>i tell her that it's kind of her to give me nudes but no admin 4 u
>she starts telling me about her life
>actually quite an interesting person
>we exchange non nude pictures, she's a 10/10
>we become friends
>2 weeks later she starts saying she loves me
>after a while I feel the same, start plans to meet
>she sends me a picture of her real self and my fucking world crashes around me, she's a fat fuck 1/10 a boy with a vagina
>try to end the relationship gracefully
>fuck up
>she ends up cutting herself bad
>really fucking bad man
i still feel shitty about that but i got fucking scammed what could i do
>>320164885
girls don't actually like things or have hobbies
everything they do is for attention
I've met two girlfriends on WoW and I while I'm not in a relationship any longer, I still consider them good friends.
WoW has a lot of fucking people and definitely a good population of women.
Some part of me enjoys it, because finding a lady with like interests and experiences is easier, but you can only tolerate so many long distance relationships and mentally unstable people before you get sick of it.
>>320165079
Same problem, I carry a game on a moba : "Hey, let's add each others".
I go "Yeah sure, then I close the lobby and decline the invitation".
Just seeing the window "Anon asks you to be friends" makes my heart go crazy, like if it was crushed.
Someone offered me skins, I disappeared from the account and made another one.
>>320164127
WoW has certainly been getting better since Cata. WoD might be worse than MoP but at least the small amount of content it does have is enjoyable, you can pay for your sub with gold, and most importantly, it won't leave a long-lasting shitstain on the world like cata did.
Cataclysm was a fucking mistake.
>>320165326
This is also true. I'm pretty sure most of women's hobbies consist of Netflix and browsing their phone.
>>320160213
>12 million
>World Of Warcraft
>lel
>>320165362
Long distance relationships are a mistake, you're pretty much get 100% of the problems of a regular relationships with 10% of the perks
every girl I know I would be interested has a boyfriend and online dating in my area is a shit show
plus I'm an autistic loser which is probably the most important part
>>320164885
probably because those games suck
>playing MMO'sThere's a girl I love in an MMO I played I'll never get to be with her. It hurts...
>>320165278
Pic?No homoIt can't be THAT bad unless you really have microdick.
My girlfriend doesn't like to play games (because she's bad at them) but watches a shit ton of anime.
What's worse?
>>320165734
You can tell us about her Anon, your secrets are safe with us.
>>320165425
We share a pain m8
Good luck to you
>>320165078
This is all you need to do anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMAnJKoyPm8
keeping a relationship going is arguably more difficult than starting one in my experience
or maybe it's just me
>>320165527
That's actually all my ex-girlfriend did on her free time.
Watch re-runs of that shitty Game of Thrones show, reply to facebook posts on her phone and drag me around to the movies.
>dating a girl who plays MMOs
>dating at all in 2015
why? Just get your fuck on during high school and freshman year of college and then never date again. Get a good job that you enjoy, make tons of money and then retire early. Dating is pointless outside of sex. Your best friend is a better friend than your girlfriend is and the only difference is that she's a bit more boring and gives you sex.
>>320165079
>>320165425
>people are nice to me
>wahhh this is bullshit
literally fuck off lmao, you guys are being faggots for no reason
>>320165648
Yeah, it's a bad habit. I do not think a relationship should stay long-distance for more than a couple of months
If you don't meet a person while you're still learning about them and what they're like in a relationship, things get weird when you do finally meet them because people are seriously different in person
and it's difficult to re-learn a person in those circumstances
Gamer Girls are frauds.
Girl Gamers are disgusting.
>>320166284
Gamer girls and gamer boys have a pretty similar trend of disgusting and unsavoury people
I dont even make friends in online games, how am i supposed to use them to get a gf?
Im usually that quiet guy who never says anything, might aswell be a bot
>>320166284
she has a cute face and i would burn all the fat off of her through sex
>all the normies in this thread
Don't you fuckers understand that once you get a gf you can't come back here? GO. GO NOW REEEEEEE
>>320162179
Underrated post.
t. divorced anon
>>320166391
>Im usually that quiet guy who never says anything, might aswell be a bot
tfw it applies irl too
we're doomed
>>320165859
Well she was in a hardcore guild. I wasn't really anywhere near but I did see her at times. We were really friendly. Shes already with someone else though. Shes 18 and the guy is like 30
It is fascinating, how many people believe that if they are not content alone, they will be content with someone. That's not how it works, senpai.
You learn to be content with yourself and then you can move to learning to be content with someone else. Sure, you can try without that - but that will ultimately fail.
>>320166417
>frogposting
>trying to fit in
go to bed pepe
>>320160213
I think with my brain, not with my dick.
Checkmate, semen demons!
>>320165079
Same here, Anon. I can't enjoy MMOs that much because I'm scared of meeting new people. But at the same time, I want to make new friends. I can't explain it very well.
>>320165326
>everything they do is for attention
Reminds me of the /fit/ pasta:
You have to get into the mindset of a girl to understand. To be at that level of self absorption is something men will find very hard to comprehend.
The whole reason she took that pic is because she thought that the silly face she was doing made her look cute, but she can't just post some random pic of her making that face because it would be weird. So she looks around and tries to find something weird going on that would be a good excuse for her to make that face. She can't really see anything but she sees some guy and thinks maybe I can use the way he's standing as an excuse to take a pic of me making my sexy cute face. Now the man in the pic looks like a perfectly normal dude who isn't really doing anything weird but that's not relevant. He was just a prop she could use to further her own vain pursuits. His feelings or even the way he was standing didn't come into the equation at all.
It's like when a girl tweets "When he is 6'4 <3 <3 xD". She's not thinking of the billions of guys who aren't 6'4 that might get upset about that. She's just thinking about that one 6'4 guy in her class and what she can do to get him to notice her. "hmm maybe he doesn't know he likes me. I know! I'll post a tweet saying I like guys who look like him". When you start to take peoples feelings out of the equation only think inwardly it becomes easy to understand.
Basically when she posted that pic the only thing that was going through her mind was "I hope people think this face makes me look cute"
>>320165805
Yeah I'm not that masochistic. I mean I can handle making a joke or two about it here but I think having my modesty reposted as a hilarious proverb would kill me inside.
It is literally smaller than either of my testicles though.
>tfw gay guys who even have video games as a primary hobby are vapid as hell
>>320165079
Used to be like this but I'm slowly forcing myself to use mics ingame. I started with just saying important stuff, then started getting a little more casual. I'm not the life of the server or anything and I'm still kind of afraid but it doesn't feel like a huge hurdle anymore. I think my loneliness is finally overpowering my anxiety.
I think these findings are kinda true if youonly look at the girls who play games and not the guys
>>320165078
It isn't worth it, you've made a good choice.
>>320166727
it's called social anxiety and most people on /v/ have it
>>320166727
>feel incredibly empowered when I make new friends on mmos and go to great strides to be kind and receptive of most people I run into in the game
>people are always asking me to tank for them now
>I've never felt so wanted in my life
It's miserable
Why dont you have a qt gamer cosplayer asian gf from /cgl/ yet, /v/?
I do :3cAnd ive been to /cgl/ meets. Surprising lack of landwhales, actually.
>>320163669
WoWCoW detected.
>>320167010how do i get one?
>>320163878
someone post super_yan's ass for this nigga.
>>320166727
Yeah, I know what you mean.
>>320166838
Hey that's good for you, hope you make some friends.
>>320167010
enjoy crazy town anon
>>320166685
From my experience I'm so much more comfortable and happy when I have another, reliable person to confide in and talk to things about who is less likely to judge me and willing to talk about themselves
I don't do nearly as well when I'm single. I'm more likely to get stressed out and isolate myself and slide down a slippery slope into anxiety. Having a girlfriend, in all of my previous experience, does wonders for keeping me grounded and interacting with people.
>>320166838
The more you speak, the more you'll come to realize how much fun it becomes to say sillier things.
You're playing a video game, try to keep it fun.
>>320167010
>from /cgl/
AH
AAAH
Should I try online dating? I'm 22 and haven't gone on a single date, I kinda believe in the whole fate meetup thing but it clearly hasn't been working out very well. I'm not sure I'd do much better with online dating though, I'm just so fucking shy and autistic that even though a computer screen I'd still look like shit. I'm pretty un-manly as any person could be, no self confidence, weaker than my 70yo mom, low pain tolerance and scared of pretty much everything.
>>320167242
probably significantly less crazy than /v/ posters, in all honesty
>>320167158
>go to con
>go to /cgl/ meet
>talk to the opposite sex
>>320167242
Shes pretty chill desu senpai
I'm afraid that if I find a girl, she'll make me change my interests.
>>320167010
Asians don't like Hispanics, man.
>>320167010
I dated a cosplayer for a few months once. Never again. Dating someone who's primary hobby is attention grabbing is a bad move
>>320167337
How long your best relationship lasted? Who ended it? Do you see any pattern there? And why are you in this thread?
Don't tell me. Just think about it.
>Only 15% of WoW players are single
I'm calling bullshit
>>320160213
But I'm not. :^)
>>320167468
>talk
>>320167415
Not him, but I can't bring myself to speak because I don't want to reveal information about me. I similarly adopt a set personality both ingame and in real life that does not match how I feel to hide as much information about me as possible. If someone asks my age, I roll a dice and flip a coin. The coin decides if I add or subtracts the score on the dice from my real age. Despite the fact that I'm not in the US, I always pretend I am from the US when someone asks, etc.
Send help!
>>320161317
/thread
>trying to get over my depression
>go to birthday part of the only friend I have left
>meet cute chick
>realize i like cute chick after party
>tell friend about it
>says he'll try to set something up, so I can at least meet and talk to her again and if it seems like she likes me back, ask her out
>not used to feel after all these years
>few weeks later he planned something
>hopes, feelings, expectations turn into despair and paranoia
>wake up on planned day really tired, don't even want to do anything, everybody cancelled anyways
>not really feeling much again, realize that I just can't get into conversations, I end up into a observer everytime
i think my system overloaded and I sleep 12+hours a day, 20+ if it's the weekend
I think I've truly given up on that shit and accepted my fate
>>320160213
>social anxiety
>never go out if i dont need to
>allways thinking that noone is interested in me
>ive done so much crap out of curiosity that im never willing to tell anyone in rl
guess op is right there is no reason
>>320167586
No my two most recent breakups have been pretty different but neither ended on bad terms
Were about 2 years
Sorry I told you ;w;
>>320163635
Jeez that must really suck anon.
I played FFXI for 8 years and didn't make any friends because my social retardation didn't magically go away just because it was a game
>>320166838
Me and my friend exclusively say all kinds of shit that's out of nowhere to fuck with everyone.
It turns out most people find that pretty fun and think we're fun at the end of the day. Occasionally we meet what I can only guess is an unironic frogposter and he gets uttmad but that's the exception.
tl;dr Don't worry about it man. Go out and have fun. People will tell you if you're retarded and then you can simply adjust until you work it out.
>>320167010
>/cgl/
My girlfriend used to frequent there until she realized how extremely vapid and hostile the community was.
Then again, she's into lolita, not cosplay, so I guess maybe the cosplayers are better?
>>320167796
>sad and alone for years
>friend says he thinks he found someone I'll like and wants to set me up
>never mentions it again
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOU FUCK.
>>320167447
Take three of your best photos and create an OkCupid profile.
Set a fake location (large metro area for best results).
Quickmatch 100+ profiles.
Now you can see what kind of women like you back without any consequences.
After you get over your shyness, do the same thing with your real location.
>>320167796
Workout fag.
Seriously. You will be amazed how much your mind and body improve after you've worked out for a little while.
I got dragged to an ll day event that was mostly walking. I felt better the next week than I had in ages.
>>320166969
Guess someone got triggered.
There are plenty of girls out there who like games, /v/. It just turns out most of them are as annoying, childish, unhygenic, shy and unmotivated as you.Or at least that's what I tell myself
>>320168148
>putting a photo of you on the internet
lol no
>>320167987
/cgl/ is just female /v/
They know they're caddy and over-critical, but they cant leave because anywhere outside is just hugboxing.
>wasting time and money on real girls while you can do just read manga and play videogames instead
Why would I even bother
No, I'm not fat or ugly, but I guess I'm not a good interlocutor/companion because people think that I'm disinterested in almost everything even if I'm actually not. Hiding my powerlevel doesn't help
>>320167987
Cosplaying is 99% about attention so no they aren't any better.
>>320165079
>>320166838
I have a speech impediment and my insecurities regarding it have always been controlling my life. I even have telephonophobia and scared of other voice communication Yet I don't find using a microphone to be an impossibility for me (fuck phones, though). The unavoidability and necessity of using voice communication just led me to deal with it.
Point is, I think it's about practice, Anons. I'm sure you'll get more comfortable with it overtime.
>>320167835
tfw iktf
>>320160213
is there even another anonymous image board that is worth loving and would love us?
>>320168150
I started over a month ago
>looking for a girl who shares your interests 1:1
Not only will this never happen but it's also not the only factor to a good relationship. Your criteria for finding a girl should be "I find her attractive and she's easy to talk to", nothing more.
>21
>extremely shy
>no friends except a small group of equally nerdy people
>work in a shitty coffee shop
>hope one day I'll strike up conversation with a cute girl
>2 years later, still lonely and shitty
I'd kill myself but the helium is too expensive
>wow = gaming
>>320166625
Here
Can I ask you guys how I can get over this?
I'm a Catholic, I want to marry a Catholic girl, have a sex a few times so I can have some kids then retire to the countryside. I don't want to marry a gamer girl
>>320167447
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
How do you even meet a girl in a male dominated hobby? Chances are she has to fight off a dozen creepers every day and there's nothing you can do to make her take you seriously.
>>320168452
Distract yourself until you don't care anymore.
Vidya and porn are my recommendations.
>>320160213
>42% of women gamers find themselves attracted to another player.
out of what, if there's only 50 women playing said game and there are 100000000000000 men, the odds aren't looking good
>>320168267
>read manga
fucking why?
I really need to start working out more. Being in the snow belt and having it dark before and after work makes it pretty shitty. Not out of shape but the whole 40 hour work week is pretty killer compared to my part time job while in college. It's a lot harder to stay in a routine when you've got all these other priorities to juggle.
Oh well, this thread makes me want to go to the gym tonight, and I think I will here in a sec rather than stare at my computer screen at home after staring at a computer screen for 8 hours today at work. Thanks, /v/.
>>320168434
Don't kill yourself, your friends will miss you ;w;
>>320164574
A boyfriend.
>>320168558
"Hello madam, I'm not like the other gamer guys. I'm a nice guy"
>>320165298
not get catfished like a retard
>>320160213
>tfw I've been married for 7 years and desperately want to be single again because I never get any me time to just do things I like anymore
Be careful what you wish for. Relationships are not what they're cracked up to be.
Friends are cool, but if I could go back and do it over I'd never have gotten married.
>>320168481
this
time to hit up the pro-life rallies
>>320168589
Also it doesn't mean shit because it doesn't control for people that are known IRL. "42% of women gamers find themselves attracted to their boyfriends who got them into wow in the first place" wow, how useful a statistic am i rite?
>>320168558
You don't have those sort of insecurities or delusions and if you're interested in somebody just be genuine and kind but not expectant and things work out okay
Most of the time I just end up making a new friend but in online video games you can never have too many friends :)
>>320168558
You dont approach her directly.
Just treat her like anyone else.
If she starts talking with you about more personal topics, that could be a sign for you to make a move.
Just dont be an autistic fuck that goes head-over-heels cause she giggled at your stupid joke.
There are a bunch of women who want to have sex with a lazy, overweight skeleton. you really have no excuse /v/
>>320169160
>jus b urself bro :)
>>320169256
>>>/tumblr/
>>320169250
>>320169160
Well I don't even know how to make a regular friend so I guess that explains that.
>>320168558
Show her your fedora.
>>320164574
I violently fuck and cum inside this this 18 year old I'm seeing every night.I'm 27. Creeper status achieved.
>>320160213
>finding someone to date via degenerate means
It's worse than being alone tbqh.
>>320168558
Talk to her but be mean to her. Don't show her any signs of attraction.
It'll make you stand out from all the beta orbiters. You'll get noticed.
Just keep staying in contact from there on.
>>320169305
>>320169389
Yeah if you're unable to be genuine and kind in interactions without being overbearing or insecure then you probably have some other things to work out :)
>>320168434
Jumping off a bridge is free.
Land head first and you won't even feel it.
>>320166969
Even if you delete all my posts, I still have fantastic sex.
>>320168434
just don't jump in front of a train
you suicidal fuckers made me miss an appointment on saturday
>>320168240
I find it crazy that a mostly female board exists on 4chan, but I find it crazier that it works almost the same as here.
Seriously, why would girls come to a place as shitty as this?
>>320169697
>fags getting BTFO by mods now
Good time to be alive.
>>320168434
>killing yourself before delaysona 5 comes out
I was hoping it'd be out before this year ended so I could kill myself but I have to hold on for another full year fellow suicidal barista
>>320168558
I joined a server and heard this girl talking and then bitch at a guy. We had been playing for about ten minutes. I told the guy not to do that because of a bunch of character traits she had.
She messaged me outside the game and was head over heels for me.
tl;dr Learn to read people. Girls love when you can read them like a book.
Disclaimer: I've been told I have a sexy voice. I'm not sure if that had an effect as well.
>>320169881
Why do we come to a place as shitty as this?
The answer is likely the same.
>>320169882
Yeah man. They got me. I cant post anymore.
Nice autosage OP.
>>320169997
I enjoy the fact I can abuse people (and be abused) with no consequences and not have to worry about having a "community" to tell me how horrible I am.
I always thought females were more generally sociable than that.
>>320170117
Women are way worse than men in that regard.
