>tomorrow
>smash direct begins
>appears an animation of seven stars falling
>geno: join the battle
>forest maze music
>post yfw
ITT: smash direct predictions
Predictions are pointless, we already know who is being added. Wolf and Paper Mario.
>>320124552
I'd rather have Geno reappear in a proper SMRPG or Paper Mario sequel. Either way it's not gonna happen because Squeenix are douches.
Wolf and paper mario need video or GTFO
>tomorrow
>smash direct begins
>normal smash fight
>newcomer is introduced
>it's fighting
>suddenly a man tears through the background
>OH, LAY AN EGG
>TIM SHATTERS THE COMPETITION
>tomorrow
>smash direct begins
>Wolf, Paper Mario and other shit character
>AMIIIIIBOOO
>AMIIIIIBOOO2
>MORE AMIIIIIBOOO
>AMIIIIIBOOO COMBO
>end direct
Fuck this shit.
>>320124684
>believing that "leak"
>>320125006
Do leak deniers ever not get BTFO? Nope. Another blow out for them yet again tomorrow.
>>320124552
>geno is a luma
>>320125049
>what is the Rayman leak
>tomorrow
>Smash Direct begins
>Cloud DLC is cancelled due to Nomura complaining that Cloud isn't skinny enough
>Smash Ballot is revealed to be for Mii costumes
>all of a sudden Kiefer Sutherland bursts in, highfives Sakurai and yells KEPT YOU WAITING HUH
>>320125049
Only Wolf is true. Paper Mario was too much of a stretch.
>>320124552
It's really sad this is the only sort of thing you nintendo fans can look forward to on your dead console fueled on broken dreams and nostalgia.
I pity you all.
>>320125143
I don't know what to think.
>>320125369
I pity you for only being able to shitpost.
>>320124552
>HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER
>everything is blocky and made of pixels
>oh shit shovel knight time let's go
>Mario runs in
>Suddenly, everything is black
>Marioturns blue
>Gets slammed all across the screen
>"were you expecting someone else? heh. guess you've got a bone to pick with me now, huh?
>SANS dunks the competition!
WAIT IT'S TOMORROW?
WASN'T IT ON WEDNESDAY?
>>320124552
>screen goes dark
>chashing SWHWING FWOOSH
>single spotlight flicks on
>sakurai kneeling naked, katana in hand
>voice shaky
>"you stupid fucks. you stupid fucks couldn't play my game correctly. I gave you megaman. I gave you ryu. I gave you cloud. I gave you my arm, what more do you want from me"
>plunges katana into pelvis, committing sudoku live on camera
>blood splatters as he falls to the floor, camera rolls until with his last breathridley is... too big
>cloud dlc coming january 15th 2016, please look forward to it!
>amiibo!~
>>320124552
You want a prediction? I'll give you a prediction
>Direct starts
>No matter what the result is, /v/ will still bitch and moan for months
There, done.
>>320126635
KEK
>>320127062
thats just a given though
>getting Wolf and not Snake
Smash is dead to me
We better get Ice Climbers, Snake, Geno, and Goku all at the same time to make up for Monday's "big announcement" garbage.
>Sakurai shows up
>talks about how people have enjoyed the game for about a year now and thanks everyone for support
>goes on about new Mii Costumes
>goes on about Cloud
>ONE FINAL ANNOUNCEMENT!
>*screen fades to Smash logo*
>Andy's Birthday Party has been moved to today.
Was there not maintenance last night? Balance patch?
>>320124552
>forest maze music
The game has amazing music but holy fuck is that track overrated.
I've wanted a SMRPG track in Smash forever, but it should obviously be one of the battle tracks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNADbGeY2vQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNfqL-7PGrk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WjMytgvcus
>>320127246
>goku
>>320126453
It is tomorrow
>>320127246
Really? Nintendo indie manager says there's a big announcement on some fucking podcast that no one listened to and you expected it to be an actual big announcement?
>people still don't believe the leak about Charles Barkley being the next character.
>>320125049
Gematsu turned out to be true.
>>320127562
>NEW ASSIST TROPHY: Vince Carter!
>>320127062
When is /v/ ever happy?
>>320127062
>"WUAH THEY DIDN'T ADD FURRY WAIFU"
>"WUAH THEY DIDN'T ADD YELLOW PEACH"
>"WUAH THEY DIDN'T ADD MY PRECIOUS INDIE SHIT"
>"WUAH THEY DIDN'T ADD HAT GOOMBA"
Calling it.
>>320127062
Are you a wizard?
>>320127775
You forgot
>they didn't add ridley
>they didn't add snake
>they didn't add (obscure character that no one remembers)
>they didn't add (character that is already an assist trophy)
>>320127062
>all that inevitable complaining
>false-flaggers going wild
>people still hoping for their preferred character making it in Sm4sh
Such is life on /v/.
If it's Steve from Minecraft I'm uploading a video of me destroying the disc.
>>320125049
>that awful fucking paper mario model
>adventure mode is just old classic
>no gameplay
c'mon son
>>320124552
>Direct begins
>please understand
>DBZ theme plays
>IT"S GOKU BITCHES!!
>>320125143
More like Geno is aStar Kid
>>320125278
>tomorrow
>Smash Direct begins
>normal fight between Mario, Link, Bowser and Megaman
>suddenly a feminine penis appears
>Smash Bros x Social Justice
>Caitlynn Jenner shows her beauty!
>you see him driving across the stage while OHKO'ing everybody
>everyone claps
>tears of joy everywhere
>NEW DLC: every characters now gets a gender switch
>>320128970
>Fem Ike
>Fem shulk (basically fiora)
My dick is ready
>>320126453
Are you in Japan, Australia etc? If yes it's on wednesday
What if miku got in?
>>320128970Buckle up buckaroo
>>320129147
>gender switch
>not shota switch
>>320129246
>What if miku got in?
Mass suicide.
>>320128970
What gender would Sheik be?
Female (male (female))?
>>320128970
Finally, I can play as a manly peach
>>320127567
It really did, I think people got too hung up on the Chrom thing. They did originally plan for Chrom and Lucina wasn't added until later in development. A rhythm heaven character was planned but cut. The gematsu leak was based on early development.
>>320129442
People would die from cuteness overload?
>>320128502
Mercedes Benz Car for Smash
>>320129246
Smash Bros x Dominos
Stage builder gets changed to a pizza builder
Orders pizza straight from your Wii U
>>320128502
Capped
>>320129964
That would be awesome if it wasn't for the fact that Dominos Pizza is hot garbage topped with dog shit drizzled with semen
