>there will never be a Xena game
( ;_;)
>>320106449
There is tho, i played that shit to exhaust when i was a filthy kid
>>320106449
>you will never fuck Lucy LawlessShe still looks good at 47
There is one. It's probably not very good, though.
>>320107487
Fuck you bro, its was pretty good.
>>320107487
It was very good for the time , I was suprised
>>320107327
you get to see her tits and ass in the newest ash vs evil dead
>>320107574
Well, that's a pleasant surprise. That's not usually the case for a game based on a movie or TV show.
Odd coincidence that this thread would appear right after I just finished binge watching all six seasons of Hercules.
>>320107737
One more reason to watch that show. Is it like in Rome?
>mfw Raimi also made Xena
Based Raimi.
If there was a Xena game you guys would have a meltdown over something something SJWs, because the show was filled with homosex, race mixing, random black/etc everywhere, and even a tranny or two. Cisquisition would be nothing in comparison.An open world Xena game like Skyrim, but fun, would be awesome though
Xena went to shit after they moved away from Greek mythology
>>320107907
>Hercules
Look at this faggot.
>>320108082
You mean it stayed awesome.
>>320108190
I can't believe I fapped to this manface.nah, just kidding, Gabrielle a best
>get kingdoms of amalur
>make female character
>get sword primary with chakram secondary
>don't worry about doing every quest because you'll have capped out before you finish the first continent
>>320107487
This game's shit, don't listen to the previous posters
>>320108273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oka0lxE62Ng
>Ash vs Evil Dead
>Lucy Lawless titties
>>320108527
What? I was under the impression that it was a body double.
>>320108527
She done showed her titties quite a few times in Spartacus
>>320106449
There's a PS1 game you dipshit, and it's a great game.
Is this a thread about female barbarian?
>>320107487
>im not dead yet!
>Eyieyyiyeieyeie
>>320108520
Shit, that looks great for a PS1 game. Who made that? Are they still in business?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMQrORyQnEA
>>320108697
>>320108190
>>320108073
>>320108793
>barbarian
Clearly she's a fighter.
>>320109019
>Lucy Lawless will die in your lifetime
;_;
>>320109182
you mean juicy flawless
>>320107737
She already showed her tits in Spartacus Blood and Sand.
>>320109182
not if i kill myself first
>>320108642
Nah she's been getting it all out for a handful of years now.
>>320109243
Damn right.
>>320108273
I wouldn't say its a manface, just strong and well defined. She actually looks like she can wreck your shit, as opposed to being soft uguu~ waifu dollface.
>tfw you watched all the episodes on channel 23 on local tv and hercules and xena was your first waifu
>Lucy Lawless isn't Wonder Woman in BvS
Plain bullshit
>>320107737
>implying that wasn't an obvious body double
>>320107737
Based Raimi
I want Lucy Lawless to straddle me.
Remember when Dredd banged Aphrodite?
>>320108845
>>Eyieyyiyeieyeie
made my day anon.
>>320109364
They didn't show her face and the tits were noticeably smaller and perkier than her tits in Spartacus.
It was a body double, you gullible fucks.
Anyone else here watching Ash vs Evil Dead?
>>320109619
Yeah. It sucks dick but I'm still watching it.
>>320109027
And a warrior senpai
>>320109675
It started out good. Not so much now.
>>320109582
I think we're going to need pics just to be sure.
>>320109556
No, because he was her son.
Why does no one ever mention best girl?
>>320109789
Incest only makes my penis harder.
I miss cheesy fantasy series like Hercules and Sindbad.
>>320109795
Sorry, but she's inferior to Xena.
>>320109795
Because we've been talking about best girl for an entire thread.
>>320109849
They wouldn't fly these days because every show has to be anti disneyshit 2real4u with zombies and drugs to be considered entertaining.
I always liked the blonde girl the best. Xena
always seem liked 2edgy4me
>>320109795
Why does no one ever mention best character?
>>320110146
Because best character only appeared in 6 episodes.
>>320108190
>>320109113
>>320109386
God she would've made the perfect Wonder Woman.
>>320110146
beta and kek
>>320109835
Well, if there's one woman it would be worth making an exception for, it would be Aphrodite.
>>320109182
>tfw when she will never force you to the ground and sit on your face rocking with pleasure while looking down giving you a death stare
>>320108010
I heard they're pretty good friends.Just friends.
>>320106449
>not maining Joxer
>>320110064
calypso? pretty sure she was my first crush
>>320106449
>>320108190
>>320109113
>>320109182
>>320109243
The 90's were...really sexist. I'm glad a few women became power symbols for girls growing up but you can totally tell these shows were mostly for guys on costumes alone. So amazing to see how far we've progressed with shows like Jessica Jones.
What is the Xena of video games?
Pro tip, it's not Xena.
>>320110469
A spinoff better than its source material?
MGR by a mile
>>320110451
Fuck off Anita
>>320110451
fag
>>320110451
Hello Tumblr
>>320110451
0/10
See me after school.
>>320109582
I haven't watched Ash, was only talking about Spartacus personally desu senpai.
>>320110451
taking this seriously for a moment:
Xena routinely beat up armies of men.
Man remember when US could make good fantasy toku shows? Nowadays they're all dark, broody shit. This and Hercules were great.
>tfw gay
>tfw still would do literally anything for a night with Lucy Lawless
@320110451
2/10
You'll get a reply but no (You)
>>320110373
>>320110146
Why does Ted Raimi have the perfect face to play a spineless beta?
Never seen the show but I can already guess his archetype.
>>320106449
Always prefered Hercules. They hammed it up way more and in turn became more enjoyable to watch.
>>320110451
Lesbians love Xena too much for it to ever be seen as a sexist show.
Also it wasn't a sexist show.
Bad bad 2/10
>>320110791
... bad bait. Fucking phone.
>>320110791
Dykes loved Xena, faggots loved Hercules.
Especially pic related.
Fucking everyone could fap to these shows.
>>320110774
tfw Kevin Sorbo turned out to be a miserable /pol/ goon who was butthurt his show didn't get as popular as Xena
>>320110451
I know you're just baiting, but not all women prefer the modern idea of "empowered" female characters.
My girlfriend loves and adores Xena. It's one of her most treasured nostalgic shows and she came buckets when we were watching Galactica and Lucy had a role.
Meanwhile, she thinks Jessica Jones is an unsympathetic, brash cunt who holds back her own show.
I remember the hercules show where he was a kid, is part of the same canon?
>>320110887
Fuck yeah. Based Raimi made being gay in the 90s glorious.
But such a tease.
>>320110451
You just had to ruin a good thread
>>320106449
my first crush
she's directly responsible for giving me a thing for tall amazonian women.
>>320110451
>people falling for this bait
why /v/, fucking stop it
>>320110924
Your (fake) gf sounds like good people.
>>320110296I have this exact same phan tah sea
>Watching Xena with family as a kid
>Half way through would always fake being tired and head to bed early
>Jerk it like crazy
You could fill oceans with the seed that's been spilled in Lucy's name.
>>320110401
Callisto, actually. Calypso is the guy who runs the Twisted Metal contest.
>>320111098She is. I'm going over to her house to play dota and watch cartoons later
On topic, a hacknslash or action rpg with a hot, scantily clad amazonian would actually be pretty based. It could ride the sjw wave by claiming to lampshade classic heroine tropes or some shit. Or it could just go full bayonetta and focus on having great gameplay and an appealing main character and fuck the gender politics, but that would never happen.
>>320107487
It was alright. Not good, but not that bad when you consider most movie/TV to vidya crossovers turn out to be shit.My favorite thing to do was kick baddies in the nuts to death.
>>320111312
No shit? Granted, it's been a long time since I've seen the show.
>>320111036
>tall amazonian women
>1.77 m
>tall
manlet pls
>>320109849
>sindbad
my fucking nigga
>>320109789
Do you even Greek Myth, son?
>>320111607
that's very tall for a woman from the kiwi country, she fit like a glove here in the netherlands
>>320111607Taller than me...
>>320110451
God damn fuck offMarvelfags.
>>320111642
The show sanitized a lot of that stuff. I was actually surprised that one episode featured Oedipus and briefly summarized his fucked up story.
>>320109849
If you count shows like Flash and Arrow, they're still around.
>>320111607
she fits the archtype. stop being coy
>>320111607
Speak American.
>>320111709
She's a Kiwi, too?
>>320112006
yup, mount albert
>>320109849
>I miss cheesy fantasy series like Hercules and Sindbad.
They're being made, but they're not doing well.
>>320111871
By fantasy I meant sword and sorcery type stuff.
>>320110893
Yeah, Sorbo is a massive cunt.
Lucy is just plain awesome.
>>320109849
Raimi did a similar series a couple of years ago called legend of the seeker which was loosely based off the seeker of truth book series. It lasted only two seasons or so
>>320110451
actually the costumes in those crappulent 90's syndycated television shows were actually light years ahead of the dull monotone stuff women are wearing in the modern superhero boom in media.
Sad thing is, queer feminist types hate that stuff because rargh a man might fap to it/not masculine enough, while most women love that kind of over the top stuff and playing dress up in general.
>>320112815
Looks pretty bad. I mean look at that mc. What a faggot.
I had a similar problem with Merlin and that generic pretty boy Arthur with his stupid dyed Bieber hair.
She came to our high school once i think. I got to meet her in person. She's really cool.
>>320113456
Yeah, shit sucks.
Sam Neill is best Merlin
>>320113241
Major component of the show centered around a quasi feminist order of violent lesbian pedos who'd kidnap and brainwash little girls then they'd keep them all inline with sexual torture and violence.
Kind of like modern women's prisons, modern dyke gangs(you know the one's people like to pretend don't exist, the witches coven in salem, and feminist groups in modern academia.
That and it's obvious objectivist slant, idiotic plot, and retarded overall story.
I'd actually rather watch a series based on fucking eragon or some circlejerk of dorks retarded D&D campaign
>>320109849
same
>>320111871
should they? I feel like they're too "realism" and "drama" based
>>320109927
it's disgusting really
>>320112941
Especially if it emphasizes the sorcery. Even most fantasy shows/movies don't show people throwing lots of fireballs around. Hercules and Xena could be pretty good for that sometimes.
>>320109795
Hudson Leick is best girl!
I think she is still quite sexy even now.
>>320110451
>xena is sexist
>>320113303
>Sad thing is, queer feminist types hate that stuff because rargh a man might fap to it/not masculine enough
But don't make it too masculine, or then the female hero becomes "just a man with breasts", which is one of the stupidest criticisms I've ever heard from SJW-types. You really can't win with those people.
>>320113645
What a waste though. The bitches in Merlin were great. Dat Morgana.
And yeah, Sam Neill Merlin was pretty good.
>>320114021
She was fitter than Xena, too, with visible abs and such.
>>320113908
Flash is good. Watch that. Arrow is a bit too dark and edgy while flash is alot more light hearted and fun. There's some godtier episodes where they cameo together though.
>>320114141
You don't have to be fit for visible abs. Just have to eat right.
>>320114240
Sure thing moby dick.
>>320114960
he is right tho. visible abs and adonis' belt don't require much in the order of training to show up, but you need to be careful with your diet to not cover them up
>>320115178
ye right. Im a skelington, my abs popout like bricks after a workout.
