I know I don't.
old Samus is cooler
I like Old-Samus' hairstyle better.
No strong feelings one way or another on the not-plugsuit.
>>320085410
No. She just lacks curves.
>>320085339
Holy shit, that's a fat ass !
>>320086574
Can't tell whether you like it or not...
>>320086760
I like it, it's just really weird to see Samus with a fat ass. Logically, it would be tight and firm.
>>320087009
It's not that fat, is it?
I don't really like either.
>>320085410
This.
>>320087283
I would say she has a flab ass on the right pic. Look at it, it's huge.
The only thing I don't like about the most recent design is the beauty mark. Why the fuck would they suddenly just give her one? Those rocket boots from Sm4sh are pretty cool, though.
>>320087598
It's big, yes - but come on - a flab ass?
Really?
>>320087809
Look at the shape. It's not round, it sags. Also, she has fat thighs.
>>320085339
idk i would still fuck her tbqhf
>>320088014
>sags
I know, I had trouble seeing the shape when I was 14 too.
>>320088014
Where do you see this "sag"?
I agree her thighs are a bit fat, though.
I don't like that no one ever points out that Samus had a massive manjaw in one of the Metroid Fusion endings. How the fuck did this get into the game, she looks like a tranny.
>>320088278
Look where the creasing lines of her butt cheeks meet her thighs. Also look at the shape of her ass - it's low.
>>320085339
Just a tad
>>320085339
The Zero Suit is kind of ugly and I'm not a fan of her hairstyle.
>>320088651
I mean, kinda sorta but not really.
>>320085339
The butt of a gymnast.
>>320085339
Old Samus=Kim Basinger
New Samus=Amanda Seyfried.
>>320088929
>that jello jiggle at the end
>realize Samus's ass is going to jiggle AT LEAST that much
SWEET LORD!!
>>320088929
Does this confirm that Samus has a flabby ass?
I would like to see old samus hair style while wearing the zero suit
>>320089624
It confirms that she has the ass similar to that of a trained Gymnast. Meaning, someone who practices flips and jumps and other acrobatic feats.
>>320089951
>trained gymnast
That sure confirms the flabby ass jiggle of that gymnast in the webm.
>>320085339
Her ass is almost comically fat in the right pic. WTF were they thinking when they greenlighted that?
>>320090497
They were thinking with their dicks. Through dick, unity.
>>320090497
The artist sure enjoyed it, all right.
I think this is proof that they gave her a fat ass on purpose, maybe to make her look like supermodels of the time, like J-Lo.
>>320090948
Wow. Just wow.
Oddly enough, I've always thought that sports bra-Samus looked more intimidating than Zero Suit Samus.
>>320090948
She put on a lot of weight.
>>320091565
So does literally everyone else.
>>320091712
She ate too many doughnuts.
Fusion Samus a best followed closely behind by ZM Samus.
You're still making these fucking threads? What's the matter with you man? Why do you get off so much on RPing with yourself about Samus' ass. It's truly maddening. Da fuck is wrong with you mate?
>>320088476
Shhh, you never know when Flynt might be watching.
>>320085339
I preferred it when Samus still starred in good Metroid games - which counting the years, is starting to seem like a more and more distant memory.
>>320092381
>she ate too many doughnuts
Didn't think Adam would authorized that. Did he see what those doughnuts did to her ass?
>>320091565
That's because a woman wearing a skin tight body suit would look ultimately more vulnerable than a woman in a sports bra.
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>>320092668
You're just talking to yourself. The poster count hasn't increased. What's wrong with you?
>>320092629
The only game I'd say wasn't up to par was Other M, even though I still enjoyed playing through it I won't try and argue that it's a "good" game. The first 2 games feel dated, but aside from Other M I don't see any "low" points in the series.
>>320092794
You stupid fuck. If I was samefagging, the thread wouldn't bump.
Now fuck off.
Old samus had a cooler design overall. But you kids just prefer fap bait over good character
>>320093113
Have you ever wondered why the Zero Mission Samus is fap bait, and the old Samus isn't?
>>320086574
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>>320090497
Is it you again? Fuck off faggot
Come out of the closet already, christ
>>320093010
You're definitely samefagging. Although I'll bite. Still why the fuck do you make this thread daily? And why are the replies always the fucking same?
>>320093252
He's out of his goddamn mind is the problem. He's been doing this shit for at least two years.
>this idiotic thread again
Just fuck off to /e/, you're not fooling anyone. Report and hide.
