>Game gets spoiled in the op on /v/
>Mods never fucking do anything about it
>mods
>on 4chan
The yellow hair guy is Yumiel
You're the ghost of his cat
Ghost powers come from a meteorite
Ghosts don't actually disappear at the end of the night.
The lamp is Missile
>>320063112
nope nope nope, not reading this whatever game it is
>>320063112
>don't want to get spoiled
>have to fight the urge to mouse over spoiler text
Why is this so goddamn difficult, my arm is moving on its own
>>320061096Scott Shelby Is the Origami Killer
>>320063214
Every time. Probably cause I'm so used to spoilers being jokes.
>>320061096
I might've gotten spoiled for the new Star Wars on /tv/, it was the first fucking thing in the catalog that I saw. Everytime I go to /tv/ I'm reminded of why they're the worst board on 4chan
>>320063184
Ghost trick
>>320063643
/tv/ already spoiled starwars?
Fucking wow
thanks for telling me, i was about to go there
>>320061096
Fuck off back to reddit faggot
You have to choose between blowing up the wasteland and killing your kid.
If you couldn't figure out the plot twist of Fallout 4 in the first 5 minutes after being re-frozen, then you have mental retardation.
>Kylo is Leia and Han child, killed all the Jedi adepts and forced Luke to go to seclusion.
>Kylo blinds himself so he's immune to the light
>Kylo can talk to Vader telepathically and see his memories.
>Starkiller's discovery brings end to the peace between republic and the first order, it destroys suns.
>Knights of ren are Snokes personal army
>Is implyied that Snoke is Plagueis
>Rey owns the falcon.
>Finn might be Luke's son
>Starkiller is not destroyed
>Finn gets fucked up by Kylo
>>320065079
>Finn
>lukes son
????
KASPAR HAUSER IS KEVIN SPACEY
DARTH VADER IS LUKE'S FATHER
SENATOR PALPATINE IS A SITH LORD
ROSEBUD IS THE NAME OF HIS SLED
NORMAN BATES DRESSES UP AND PRETENDS HE'S HIS MOM
THE PLANET OF THE APES WAS ACTUALLY EARTH ALL ALONG
HE SEES DEAD PEOPLE
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
IN MASS EFFECT 3 YOU CAN DESTROY ALL ORGANICS, MERGE WITH THE REAPERS, OR MERGE ALL ORGANICS WITH SYNTHETICS
TYLER DURDEN IS A SPLIT PERSONALITY OF THE NARRATOR
IN FALLOUT 4 YOUR SON IS THE VILLAIN
SEPHIROTH KILLS AERITH
YOU ARE REVAN
SCOTT SHELBY IS THE ORIGAMI KILLER
ATLAS IS ACTUALLY FRANK FONTAINE, HE WAS BRAINWASHING YOU BY SAYING WOULD YOU KINDLY
THE WORLD OF ASSASSIN'S CREED IS A VIRTUAL SIMULATION
JOHN MARSTON DIES
METAL GEAR SOLID 2 IS A SIMULATION OF METAL GEAR SOLID 1 CREATED BY THE PATRIOTS
KESSLER IS ACTUALLY A FUTURE VERSION OF COLE SENT BACK IN TIME
ROBB STARK, JOFFREY, EDDARD STARK, AND TYWIN ALL DIE
ADACHI IS THE KILLER
JUNKO WAS BEHIND EVERYTHING
SAMUS IS A WOMAN
JAMES KILLED HIS WIFE
YOU WERE ACTUALLY A CAT ALL ALONG
GUY PEARCE KILLS HIS OWN WIFE BY INJECTING HER WITH TOO MUCH INSULIN, HE INTENTIONALLY MAKES HIMSELF FORGET ABOUT IT
THE ALIENS ARE WEAK AGAINST WATER
THERE NEVER WAS AN AARON, ROY WAS ONLY PRETENDING THAT HE HAD A SPLIT PERSONALITY TO FOOL EVERYONE
SAM WAS NEVER RESCUED AT THE END OF BRAZIL
HIS WIFE'S HEAD IS IN THE BOX
THE VILLAGE IS IN MODERN TIMES, EVERYONE IS DRESSED IN COSTUMES
DAE-SU WAS HAVING SEX WITH HIS DAUGHTER THE ENTIRE TIME WITHOUT REALIZING IT
YOU ARE STRELOK
SUPER MARIO BROS 2 WAS ALL A DREAM
THE GREEK GODS ARE ACTUALLY ANCIENT ALIENS
THE GAS STATION ATTENDANT IS THE FINAL BOSS
THE ENTIRE PLOT WAS ONE ELABORATE BIRTHDAY PRANK
SHE'S HER SISTER AND HER DAUGHTER
REALITY AS WE KNOW IT IS ACTUALLY THE DREAM OF A SLEEPING GOD
REZNOV WAS DEAD ALL ALONG
ALL OF YOUR PARTY MEMBERS WERE YOUR CHILDHOOD FRIENDS
MILLER IS LIQUID IN DISGUISE
OCELOT WAS HYPNOTIZING HIMSELF THE ENTIRE TIME
THE TITANIC HITS AN ICEBERG
>>320065215
*His wife's son
>>320063256
Man I forgot that was his name
O BRIEN IS A TRAITOR, WINSTON GETS BRAINWASHED TO LOVE BIG BROTHER
THE ILLUMINATI IS REAL
THERE NEVER WERE ANY DRUIDS
DEIONARRA IS YOUR FORMER LOVER, YOU MANIPULATED HER IN ONE OF YOUR PAST LIVES TO SERVE YOU FOR ETERNITY
THE STING WAS ACTUALLY AN ELABORATE PLOT TO DECEIVE THE COPS, NOBODY DIED
YOU ARE THE CHILD OF BHAAL, SAREVOK AND IMOEN ARE YOUR SIBLINGS
TETRA IS ZELDA
MR ORANGE IS THE UNDERCOVER COP
SHEIK IS ZELDA
GABRIEL BECOMES DRACULA IN MODERN TIMES
RICARDO NEVER KILLED ISIDORO, HE IMPRISONED HIM FOR DECADES IN A CAGE
THERE IS NO HOPE IN PANDORA'S BOX, IT WAS IN KRATOS THE WHOLE TIME
CEREZA IS BAYONETTA AS A CHILD
AMY DUNNE FRAMED HER HUSBAND
THE TAXI DRIVER IS CAINE
JOCASTA IS OEDIPUS' MOM
YOUR SENSEI WAS THE VILLAIN ALL ALONG. HE WAS TEACHING YOU A MARTIAL ART WITH A SPECIFIC WEAKNESS ONLY HE COULD EXPLOIT.
RAGNAR IS THROWN IN A PIT OF SNAKES BY AELLA
THE MASKED MAN IS LUCAS' BROTHER
YOU WERE ACTUALLY THE MEDIC
FATHER COMSTOCK IS BOOKER IN AN ALTERNATE REALITY
JOHN KONRAD WAS DEAD THE ENTIRE TIME
DR JEKYLL IS MR HYDE
DANGLARS GET KIDNAPPED BY LUIGI VAMPA AND ENDS UP BANKRUPT. VILLEFORT GOES INSANE AFTER HIS WIFE POISONS HIS SON AND HERSELF. FERNAND COMMITS SUICIDE.
GEORGE SHOOTS LENNIE
THE GNOMES KIDNAPPED HUMANS AND BRED THEM WITH ORCS TO MAKE HALF ORCS TO SERVE AS THEIR BODYGUARDS
THE VAULTS WERE EXPERIMENTS TO TEST CONDITIONS FOR SPACE COLONIZATION
AMANDA WAS KIDNAPPED BY MORRIGAN FREEMAN
EVERYONE GETS TURNED INTO PRIMORDIAL SOUP. SHINJI AND ASUKA ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO SURVIVE.
ALPHA PROTOCOL BETRAYS YOU
JOHN KRAMER IS JIGSAW
TIDUS IS A DREAM
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
YOU WERE ACTUALLY A 7 YEAR OLD CLONE OF YOUR RIVAL
LANCE VANCE BETRAYS YOU
BIG SMOKE BETRAYS YOU
ANSEM IS ACTUALLY XEHANORT IN DISGUISE, DIZ IS THE REAL ANSEM
ELI IS A VAMPIRE
SHEOGORATH IS JYGGALAG
ROGOZHIN KILLS NASTASYA, MYSHKIN GOES INSANE
FAYE IS A ROBOT HUMAN HYBRID
THE PRECURSORS ARE ALL OTTSELS
JUDAS BETRAYS JESUS
>>320064727
Well upon release I was sure the twist was that you're gonna be a synth, but then you'd be locked out of a lot of the game and you'd be persecuted as a pc boo hoo my power fantasy
JACKIE DIES, PENDREW IS A TRAITOR
KRATOS IS LLOYD'S FATHER
LUNA IS A ROBOT, YOU'RE ON THE MOON
THE FINAL BOSS IS THE KID YOU SAVED AT THE START
YOU INADVERTANTLY CHANGE HISTORY SO THAT THE COMMUNISTS WON
ARCHER IS SHIROU FROM THE FUTURE
YOU WERE A RARE ANIMAL ALL ALONG. THE SURGERY WAS TO MAKE YOU MORE HUMAN
HIS ENTIRE LIFE WAS ACTUALLY AN ORCHESTRATED REALITY TV SHOW
THE ISLAND WAS PURGATORY
YOU SAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN HELL, BUT SHE TURNS INTO AN ANGEL AND LEAVES YOU THERE
CAPTAIN QWARK WAS MR FIZZWIDGET THE ENTIRE TIME
THE SARCOPHAGUS HAS A BOMB IN IT
THE CARS ARE ALL ACTUALLY SENTIENT BEINGS
CRONO DIES
KYRIE AND RUDOLF WERE BEHIND THE MASSACRE
GREMIO DIES
EDDY'S BROTHER IS AN ASSHOLE
THE ENTIRE GAME WAS AN AMUSEMENT PARK THE WHOLE TIME
YOUR GRANDPA WAS NOT YOUR GRANDPA AND ALL OF YOUR MEMORIES WERE A LIE
JOEL REFUSES TO SACRIFICE ELLIE, EVEN THOUGH THAT WOULD HELP PRODUCE A VACCINE
SHE NEVER ESCAPES THE CAVES, IT WAS A HALLCUINATION AND SHE'S STILL TRAPPED DOWN THERE
HE RAN OVER A BOY WITH HIS CAR AND LEFT HIM, THE REST OF THE MOVIE WAS HALLUCINATIONS REPRESENTING HIS GUILT
THERE IS NO MISSING GIRL, IT WAS A PLOY TO LURE A SACRIFICE TO BURN ALIVE FOR THEIR GOD
HE KILLS EVERYONE TO SPARE THEM FROM THE MONSTERS. THE MONSTERS WERE ACTUALLY THE MILITARY COMING TO HELP.
THE PROPHECY STATING THAT THE WORLD WILL TURN TO ASH WAS ACTUALLY REFERRING TO ASH KETCHUM
YOUR MASTER TRICKS YOU INTO COMMITTING TERRORISM AND WANTS TO KILL EVERYONE SO HE CAN REPLACE THEM WITH ATHEIST CLONES
JADEN KORR BETRAYS YOU
YOU IMPREGNATE ALMA
RUFUS NEVER REACHES ELYSIUM
DON QUIXOTE REALIZES HE ISN'T A KNIGHT BEFORE DYING
THE FINAL BOSS IS THE TUTORIAL CHARACTER
THE TWO SISTERS WERE ACTUALLY THE SAME PERSON, SHE HAD A SPLIT PERSONALITY
YOU WERE A GOD IMPLANTED WITH FALSE MEMORIES
THE JUDGE KILLS THE KID
ENGARDE IS GUILTY
FAITH NEVER DIED, SHE WAS DISGUISED AS NERISSA
THE BANK ROBBER WAS IN HELL THE WHOLE TIME
PRINCESS FIONA'S TRUE FORM IS AN OGRE
>>320065417
>JUDAS BETRAYS JESUS
sauce?
>>320061096
>Doesn't want to be spoiled
>Goes on /v/
STAR WARS SPOILERS
TONIGHT
I CAN'T WAIT
>>320065503
>EDDY'S BROTHER IS AN ASSHOLE
It still hurts...
>>320065669
this.
>>320063643
>>320063841
Just been there
100% confirmed:
>Kylo is Leia and Han child, killed all the Jedi adepts and forced Luke to go to seclusion.
>Kylo blinds himself so he's immune to the light
>Kylo can talk to Vader telepathically and see his memories.
>Starkiller's discovery brings end to the peace between republic and the first order, it destroys suns.
>Knights of ren are Snokes personal army
>Is implyied that Snoke is Plagueis
>Rey owns the falcon.
>Finn might be Luke's son
>Starkiller is not destroyed
>Finn gets fucked up by Kylo
>>320065503
>THE FINAL BOSS IS THE KID YOU SAVED AT THE START
that sounds cool
>>320065503
>THE FINAL BOSS IS THE KID YOU SAVED AT THE START
What games?
>>320063841
>caring about fucking star wars
>>>/r/eddit
>>320065503
>PRINCESS FIONA'S TRUE FORM IS AN OGRE
unless I missed something in one of the later movies that I didn't watch then no it fucking isn't
Yeah, and stupid shit like Edea porn or Akane is Zero stays.
>>320066074
who are half these people
>>320066074
Sounds pretty dumb, I can see why Boyega was telling people not to put their expectations very high for VII
>>320066254
ya mum
>>320066187
well you wont mind if I.......POST THIS!!!!!
>Kylo is Leia and Han child, killed all the Jedi adepts and forced Luke to go to seclusion.
>Kylo blinds himself so he's immune to the light
>Kylo can talk to Vader telepathically and see his memories.
>Starkiller's discovery brings end to the peace between republic and the first order, it destroys suns.
>Knights of ren are Snokes personal army
>Is implyied that Snoke is Plagueis
>Rey owns the falcon.
>Finn might be Luke's son
>Starkiller is not destroyed
>Finn gets fucked up by Kylo
>>320066254
OC Donut Steels
>>320066302
>well you wont mind if I.......POST THIS!!!!!
please do
Is this movie coming out tomorrow or something?
>>320066302
>well you wont mind if I.......POST THIS!!!!!
>>320066395
HAHAHAHA FOOLISH MORTAL!!!
I did. I'll post it again
>smilingreagan.jpg
>Kylo is Leia and Han child, killed all the Jedi adepts and forced Luke to go to seclusion.
>Kylo blinds himself so he's immune to the light
>Kylo can talk to Vader telepathically and see his memories.
>Starkiller's discovery brings end to the peace between republic and the first order, it destroys suns.
>Knights of ren are Snokes personal army
>Is implyied that Snoke is Plagueis
>Rey owns the falcon.
>Finn might be Luke's son
>Starkiller is not destroyed
>Finn gets fucked up by Kylo
THE NARRATOR IS TYLER DURDEN
VENOM SNAKE IS THE MEDIC FROM GROUND ZEROES
DAVID AAMES WAS CRYOGENICALLY FROZEN
SUPER MUTANTS ARE INFERTILE SO THE MASTER KILLS HIMSELF
ENDER WASN'T IN A SIMULATION
JACK WAS ALWAYS IN THE HOTEL
SQUALL DIES AND DISKS 2-4 ARE A DREAM
>>320066476
biting my finger....so hard!....~nnnuugrrrhhh~
toohorny toohorny
>>320065512
The Bible. Great read.
>>320066181
Mass Effect?
>>320066074
>Finn might be Luke's son
what
>>320066438
Hollywood Premiere tomorrow, so gotta watch out for Tom Cruise posting spoilers on /tv/ after he watches it
>>320066667
Half of it was retconned. I don't get into series that can't respect their own lore.
>>320066716
Luke's wife's son.
>>320064698
This simply isn't true though.
>>320066872
If they turn Luke in a kekold then I'm done with this for good.
>>320066716
idek bro I just whipped it from /tv/ idk whatthehell i was doin like I've never even been there before iwas in and out like whip~TSH~bah
Joe wasn't part of the deal.
>>320067012
hes not my friend
>2015
>caring about spoilers
there literally can't be a more keked thing to care about. They're literally don't matter.
For example, I'm playing through steins gate and apparently kurisu is dead and the qt in the tv shop is John Titor.
So what? That info is basically meaningless to me. If you're relying solely on twists, your story is shit.
It's almost JAR JAR TIME
>>320067218
Titor best girl
>>320067218
HA! You don't even know the half of it, just get out of the thread son
>>320066181
The Witcher, I think
>>320067218
This, and also the fact that unless someone tries to give you a point by point description of the entire story they can't ruin everything. like i'm not gonna say anything about s;g but while those are indeed some spoilers there's a lot more shit going on.
it's kinda like how spoiling persona 4 was basically a meme at a point. sure you found out who the killer was, but you didn't know who the man behind the manbehind the manwas
>>320067547
That's exactly what I'm saying. You could even spoil more if you wanted, and I really wouldn't care. Because I'm not (and nobody is) going to be able to piece it together unless it's extremely in depth.
And they never are on 4chan. Fuck, half of the "spoilers" you get here are complete bullshit.
>>320067218
>Kurisu
>Dead
pick one faggot
>>320066712
Do you actually save the child? Doesn't he only appears in Shepards nightmares?
Also Cruicible is not a boss. It just takes a form of some random person from Shepards mind too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtZNzcHpWqM
>>320068115
No, I think that spoiler is actually referring tothe Witcheralthough to be fair it's never explicit, only heavily implied
>>320067763
>>320067708
>>320067218
these niggas get it
http://ucsdnews.ucsd.edu/archive/newsrel/soc/2011_08spoilers.asp
its kind of a dick move to go out of your way to spoil shit, but its seriously irritating how much people sperg out about them. especially with the internet its like you have to tag every little thing
i watched deus ex after reading the plot on wikipedia and i knew how it ended. didn't affect my enjoyment in the least since it still didn't ruin the how and why
>presidential candidate spoils the ending of a game on the news
>>320063256
SHAAAAAAAUN
>>320067763
If anything know about how Adachi was the killer made the game that much better, because just when you think it's all over, you learn the real truth
Hell on that note, I was pretty angry when I learned that the P3 hero died at the end, but rather than expecting it to at the conclusion of some great battle, it'son the school rooftop in the laps of one of your closest friends after talking to all the people whose lives you changed
I don't like spoilers but I'm not gonna let them ruin something for me
journey not the destination and all that shit
>>320068281
>its kind of a dick move to go out of your way to spoil shit, but its seriously irritating how much people sperg out about them.
>got a load of memebros on facebook
>whenever something bigs coming out I take note of release date
>post fake spoilers on facebook early in the morning when all my friends are heading to work/college
>mfw they all rage
Gets them every time. I had them believing Franklin is some undercover cop in GTA5 who had to bust Michael and trevor
>>320065279
>REALITY AS WE KNOW IT IS ACTUALLY THE DREAM OF A SLEEPING GOD
That's not even a spoiler, it's just lore. Several characters actually realize this, too, likeVivec
>>320068508
Yep. I knew Adachi was the killer, and basically that the IT team is still intact at the end since I played Arena before P4.
Coupled with the fake, meme spoilers littered on this site, it had literally no effect.
in fallout 4 your son is the main villain and you have to choose between killing him and nuking boston
>>320068480
JASON
P3 PROTAG DIES
Yeah well, sometimes Scott Shelby is the origami killer in Heavy Rain.
>>320069137
boring movie anyway
>>320065512
This album
>>320065512
dont believe
>>320066667
its fucking shit
>>320065279
>THE TITANIC HITS AN ICEBERG
dude why...
>>320065279
I think you forgot that Soylent Green is people.
>>320065279
>METAL GEAR SOLID 2 IS A SIMULATION OF METAL GEAR SOLID 1 CREATED BY THE PATRIOTS
Is that actually what the ending was? I thought it implied that MGS1 was actually a VR simulation that Raiden was in, and the actual Shadow Moses Incident was completely different
>>320070265
It was a popular interpretation until MGS4 retconned it
>>320061096
>mods
>giving a fuck about you
VLAD IS A VAMPIRE
>going on /v/ without having complete knowledge of every video game and porno ever created by man and alien
>>320063112
the ending was just twist after twist, breddy gud game overall, should replay it some day
>>320061096
Open the door
Clip through the floor
Your son's the main villain of fallout 4
