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>2018
>ff7 remake delayed for a year and finally releases.
>you buy a game and inside you find two discs and inside the manual you find a small note.
>you read the note.
"We apologize for the delay but we just had to make sure we made a game up to the standards of our fans, however we have understood that it is impossible to cater to everyone so inside we have a special bonus for you. Thank you for all of your support. - Love Square Enix."
>You pop in the disc that reads "Ff7 remake bonus"
>The bonus disc is a 1:1 copy of ff7 with highly upgraded graphics and voice acting.
>you begin to cry as you play through it, praising square all the way through.
>there is no more fighting around the world as people are playing ff7.
>mass suicides are beginning to spring up throughout the planet, people leaving notes of aolpolgy for doubting square.
>a new religion praising square formed and quickly consumes the planet. With the idology that square is love, square is life.
>peace has finally come.