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Would you /v/? keep in mind that if she nips your dick by accident
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Would you /v/?

keep in mind that if she nips your dick by accident or bites you during hard thrusts, you're probably fucked
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>>319965075
Would definitely rape
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That's why you tie her up beforehand.
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>>319965414

>implying you wouldn't get knifed in the jugular while your fat sweaty hands struggle to keep hold of the rope
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>>319965075

>healthy female that is genetically immune to the plague
>implying you couldn't love and respect her and make 10 or so babies in a happy family in a safe zone
>feminazis think that wanting to do this is evil
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I'd love her like a daughter. and fuck her like one too
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>>319965541
>Yo-y-you are n-not raping my ellie!!
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>>319965698

Would your kids be immune tho?

Fuck the fireflies. I'd repopulate the earth and beat the zombies with my dick and her womb
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>>319965075
>are you a disgusting pedo?

Fuck no. That's messed up.
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>>319965541
she'll probably enjoy it anon
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>>319966219

>15 year old girl
>pedo
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>>319965075
No.
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>>319966250

She did seem impressed by that dude with the huge cock
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>>319966048

Without the proper research you have no assurance that your children would be immune. It could be a recessive gene that you're not carrying.

The ending kind of gets misunderstood thought. The fireflies were chasing a pipe dream of a cure and lacked the infrastructure to distribute it even if one was developed. They were fanatics who were going to sacrifice Ellie for no fucking reason at all.

Joel was a hero and the greying of right and wrong was intentional. Last of us has valid criticisms but it's some of the best writing that I've seen a game have in the last few years.
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>>319966219

>sexually mature and able to bear children
>pedo

Yeah no. You're only speaking through cultural bias.
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>>319966048

Even if they were not immune, the world is mostly back to normal anyway.

Joel brother was already getting that city back to old times, with eletricity and farming.

The last of us suffer from the same problem as the fallout games, somehow the raider population is 20000% higher than your average survivor.

Even if there is plenty of food and animals to hunt, people would rather kill each other.
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>>319966447

My understanding was that her immunity was a product of mutation, either in the fungus itself or in her generic code. Females do not pass epigenetic mutations on to their offspring because the ova are already formed at birth and are not replaced thereafter.
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>>319965075
Yes. Going to have to go with yes. Thank you based Naughty God for giving her an ass.
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>>319966726

So it's agreed that there's too many genetic variables to make a conclusion on whether her offspring would be immune.
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>>319966219

In some parts of the world 15 year old girls are getting pregnant and being housewifes, you know, because thats what they did for thousand of years all over the world.
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>>319966912

It's highly doubtful. If anything they'd have a slightly higher than normal potential to develop the same mutation that made ellie immune
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>>319967029

It's what people have done for the entire history of humanity. Only in Western society for the past 100 years or so has the cultural practice of expecting people to marry in their late 20's ever been accepted.
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>>319966725
>people would rather kill each other.

that was pretty much the point of the game
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>>319965075
I would have hit it then left her to be dissected at the hospital
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>>319967250
Just because humanity did something for a long time doesn't mean it's a good thing.
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>>319968794

pushing back the average age of parenthood to late 30s early 40s is objectively bad though
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>>319968794

Making women give birth later in life is directly correlated with down syndrome and autism. It also dramatically increases the occurrence of still births.
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>>319969501
It also reduces the number of children produced because women in their thirties are not up for 3 or more children. This is, of course, entirely intentional.
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>>319966725
>city
It was barely a village, Anon.
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>>319967365
deep
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>>319966725
>somehow the raider population is 20000%
When society breaks down, only the people who would murder to survive actually survive. Nobody actually keeps the scientist, artist, or teacher around if they can't help with basic survival: produce food, build shelter, provide warmth.

When the Roman legions withdrew from Britain everything they built: aqueducts, baths, and roads went to shit. The roads still existed to modern times because they couldn't build better than the Romans.

Take law and order away from any country and it will go to absolute shit without outside intervention.
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>>319966725
no its not, Fungus spores are a constant problem that can easily wipe out entire city's.
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>>319969621

One can argue that having a low birth rate is good for the world as a whole, but that only applies if everyone on the earth is doing it.

Right now we're headed for megaslums.
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>>319970109
>One can argue that having a low birth rate is good for the world as a whole
Not in the first world it isn't. Overpopulation is a meme.
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>>319970019
>When society breaks down, only the people who would murder to survive actually survive

This. It basically turns into a survival of the fittest thing where people good at hunting and gathering survive. Only once everything stabilizes and communities form that we being to migrate back to society.

Until then though, most of the world will become settlement raiders.
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>>319970165
>Overpopulation is a meme.

In the first world.

Unfortunately China and India will outbreed everyone and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
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>>319970019
See that's the thing, the military is still functioning and there is order in significant areas. There are definitely more civilians than raiders. Just not in the areas you visit.
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>>319970290
India is just going to collapse on itself.

China is already getting fucked over by such rapid industrialization and breeding anyways.
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What the fuck is going on outside of America during the events of TLOU?

Are the people in Europe and Russia just watching this shit from satellite laughing their asses off?
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>>319970290
Westerners should be more worried about being outbred in their own countries than by countries on the other side of the world.
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>>319965075

too old
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>>319965698
>Ellie
>Immune

She's infected six ways from Sunday. It's just that her strain of the fungus is mutated in such a way that it isn't eating her brain and making her crazy like the fungus normally does.
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>>319970290

Hooray for megaslums
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[spoile]Why is this turning into a /pol/ thread?
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>>319970370
Probably praying to allah 5 times a day.
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>>319970517

Reproduction rates are a political issues in a world of finite resources.
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>>319967250
>hey guys let's give women the right to vote
>What could possibly go wrong!
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>>319966447
>The fireflies were chasing a pipe dream of a cure and lacked the infrastructure to distribute it even if one was developed. They were fanatics who were going to sacrifice Ellie for no fucking reason at all.

Do you know how many defenseless animals we've killed over and over to develop vaccines and beneficial drugs? The Nazis killed an inhumane amount of people and contributed a great amount of understanding to modern science, even the scientific community acknowledges this.

Ellie being experimented on and sacrificed would have been absolutely 100% worth it if it yielded some tangible scientific information that could eventually lead to the benefit of humanity. Even if it took 1000 more Ellies dying after her, it's still a gradual step toward finding a cure. By killing the Fireflies, Joel basically doomed humanity (again) because of muh daughter, muh feelins and people actually praise him for this.

I understand you're a complete fucking moron who lets emotions triumph over logic like a woman, but please adjust your panties and recognize that the Fireflies were not inherently evil (or at the very least, not more evil than Joel.)
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>>319965075
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Why are girls in western game so disgusting? Xenoblade Chronicles X has much cuter girls.
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>>319965334
If the fungus/virus is carried in the saliva, how do we know it can't be carried in vaginal secretions or even semen? Who the fuck would ever take the risk that is banging a carrier when you're dealing with a disease that transfers by airborne spores, saliva, blood...You gonna take the risk just to get some underage? Seriously?
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>>319970304
Order in significant areas sure but not free from the possibility of harm. You can't just sit at home and not expect some faggot raider to ruin your shit even with military protection. True order is an agreement with your neighbour that you aren't going to murder him on a whim for their cows. The law is a flimsy thing but it is at its most powerful when in a situation where you don't need to bring out weapons to enforce it - even if the law is broken you still won't need weapons.

>>319970332
I'm not talking about Rome.

I'm talking about how when you took away the law, which was what Rome represented, Britain completely went to utter and total shit. Exposed to raiders with no protection to continue peaceful society practices like education, study, and agriculture with irrigation everything that Rome brought i.e. civilized society, disappeared within a generation.

So don't tell me I don't understand the history of what happened there you didn't even comprehend what I said.
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>>319971001

>
I understand you're a complete fucking moron who lets emotions triumph over logic like a woman, but please adjust your panties and recognize that the Fireflies were not inherently evil (or at the very least, not more evil than Joel.)

The main point that I was emphasizing was the greying of who had the moral high ground. Joel wasn't willing to sacrifice his last link to feeling human for some asshole's science experiment.
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>>319971131

gtfo weeb
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>>319971204
An empire collapsing and its conquered territory/colonies going to shit is a lot different than the dissolution of order within a home nation.
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>>319971001
Holy shit that dude looks like me if I had muscle instead of fat
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>>319965075
eh why not
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>>319971001
The point the game's ending made was though that the Ellie's sacrifice, and very likely the sacrifice of others before her, was wholly unecessary. As proven by Joel's brother's community (I forget his name at the moment), the only thing humanity needs to survive is to come together. The cities are proof of what doesn't work--everyone for themselves, and even the rough-shod communities inside the cities (hunters) are fighting a losing battle, and just to survive they've given up on their humanity long ago.

Meanwhile Joel's brother's community has a couple dozen houses, a couple dozen families, semi-reliable electrical power, livestock, transportation, and most important of all, a positive population growth.

tldr The ending proves no cure is needed, and the only thing holding humanity back is itself.
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>>319969501
There's a spectrum. Just because girls shouldn't be popping out babies when they're 14 doesn't mean they should when they're 35.
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>>319971576
>Meanwhile Joel's brother's community has a couple dozen houses, a couple dozen families, semi-reliable electrical power, livestock, transportation, and most important of all, a positive population growth.
To be fair, all it takes is one or two bloaters stumbling in there and everything will go to hell.
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>>319971001
Humanity was fucked anyway and making a vaccine would not save it. You still need to produce it and distribute it, also lots of people died due to being torn apart by zombies, not by being infected, so fuck off.
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>>319971689

And most western nations are on the wrong side of it because of muh feminism and muc shitlord patriarchy.

They're literally weakening themselves as a people because of memes.
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>>319971689
Your entire argument still amounts to basically
>"ew gross no. other countries are dumb."
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>if she nips your dick by accident or bites you during hard thrusts, you're probably fucked
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Why did they go straight to dissection?
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>>319966219
Easier to think that everyone here is underaged rather than pedos. Makes more sense that way.
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>>319966048
Well, her source of immunity is that she's already infected with a strain that isn't all-out attacking her and taking control. So if she's spreading THAT STRAIN, then yeah, you could get infected with it and your kids would probably be immune as well. Since her strain keeps others out.

But it's a total unknown whether or not it's her, her strain, or a combination thereof.
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>>319971875
oh yeah teen pregnancy works out great for everyone. No problems there...
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>>319971353
I'm not fucking talking about Rome collapsing.

I'm saying that Rome, the protection of the legions, ensured that civilization could function: roads could be built, teachers had a place in society, law was practiced, efficient agriculture and farming, industry and leisure.

You take a plague that indiscriminately kills off the people who keep our society functioning: engineers, the law-men, the teachers, the farmers, and the safety of those professions, people are not just going to suddenly care about protecting or continue those professions. They're going to look out for #1.

Take a city of 100,000 people. I bet that I can kill 20 people in that city and suddenly not a single one of them can build a radio. Then consider batteries, maintaining an electrical grid, fixing a television, making fucking wire.
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>>319972096

It works really well in societies that are geared to handle it.
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>>319971576
I agree with you on humanity holding itself back, but on the other hand this disease is still a rampant threat to many other communities and cities. The entire world before the outbreak of this virus was globalized, and that is the level of humanity that should be attained again. Because one community is thriving doesn't mean humanity as a whole will comeback. It will be a slow start.

I figure Last of Us is similar to Rome in a way. It was a huge age of advancement and wonders, happiness and span of power. But like the fall of Rome it had such drastic effects that it brought humanity down a level. See Dark Age. The Last of Us is in a pseudo dark age, but rather knowledge it is in that everybody has fragmented and is fighting eachother to reclaim power. Since survival isnt an issue with humans as a whole.
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>>319966726
Yeah but the Cordyceps is actively in her blood, which would certainly be shared with the fetus one way or another.
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>>319971001

That would all be very well if you didn't have a bunch of bunglers in charge of producing and distributing the vaccine, and you couldn't guarantee that they would use it for good. The fireflies had a ton of enemies and giving them the power of life and death could have been the decision that finally destroyed mankind for good. Letting a group like that tyrannize over the whole of human existence would have been nothing short of a catastrophe. It would have reduced everyone to slavery as they came forward and begged with all their resources for a dose of vaccine.
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>>319972234
>It works really well in societies that are geared to handle it.
Like?
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>>319972234
You mean shitty third world countries?
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so why couldn't they wait 40 or so years until ellie was an old woman and then just chop her up then?
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>>319972234
>[Insert blanket statement here] works really well in societies that are geared to handle it.
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>>319972359
>>319972380

>implying western nations aren't already importing the 3rd world
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>>319971737
The game goes out of its way to show you how pristine the wilderness is. In fact, the only fight with infected in the wilderness is when Rapist-guy leading the emigrating hunter community leads the infected to the shack where Ellie scored her deer.

Infected do not follow the standard rules of nature; when prey is exhausted, they do not migrate to another area. They settle and eventually dissolve/reconsitute into new infectious material. The infection does not roam at all.The spores are never found in open air, they apparently don't cling well to clothing or hair. Wilderness is safe, according to the game.
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>>319972520

>societies that reproduce at these ages win the argument by default
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>>319971153
Yes, it is worthy dying for dude.
She is fine as fuck
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>>319972557

If this is true then why didn't the government just evacuate the cities, fumigate them for zombies and then let everyone back in?
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Who the fuck wouldn't? Joel is definitely homosexual.
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>>319972770
Probably because they wouldn't have known that until it was too late.

Also, FEMA and CDP wouldn't have the means to do such large scale quarantines across the entire country when it hit so hard and fast like that.

>>319972557
The infected definitely do roam to an extent. There are many points where you find them moving from area to area, which also serves to create scenarios for gameplay.

It looks more like they don't have any cohesive or logical reason to roam and just do so randomly. When they near the end of their lives as bloaters, they settle down into a dark location and release spores everywhere.
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>>319972930

>Joel uses Ellie as a proxy for his issues with his own daughter
>he's been traumatized so hard that it's a slow progression back to feeling human
>immediately shoving his cock in Ellie would go completely contrary to the Joel's character
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>>319965075
Too old. Give me Clementine instead.
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>>319965075
hell yes

>>319966219
don't worry bro, I'll fuck her for you. got you covered f.a.m.i.l.i.a.
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>>319973138
You don't know many guys with daughter issues do you? Shoving his fuck in a hot 15 year old is exactly what his character would do. He's a fag and tes is a beard. She's token fem dom.
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>>319972770
You know the idiom: An army learns how to wage war effectively just in time for the knowledge to become useless for the next war (or something).

The military thought the cities were still defensible; they pulled the surviving populations into a corner or pocket of the city and absolutely fucking bombed the rest of the city. Of course this didn't work. Military doctrine being as stubborn as it is, they stayed in the cities and holed up while their back-up, supplies, and personnel dwindled under constant pressure from the infected. This is why the military was abandoning all of the Q-zones at the start of the game, even if they tried to blame it on the Fireflies.

As for weapons, I'm not convinced any chemical weapons worked. I figure in the face of such a disaster like this, the militaries of the world would compltely forego the various convetions of the world and use any and every weapon in their arsenal to combat the infected; save for nukes, because they thought eventually they'd reinhabit the land they took. If a chemical or biological weapon had ben effective, they probably would've used it. Since the infected are clearly still around and very much dominant, my guess is nothing worked. So they just stayed hiding in the little holes, waiting.
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>>319972557
>Infected do not follow the standard rules of nature; when prey is exhausted, they do not migrate to another area. They settle and eventually dissolve/reconsitute into new infectious material.
I'm not refuting what you're saying here, but that's exactly how some bits of nature works. Even bacteria, if exposed to unfavorable conditions, can sporulate or enter some kind of dormancy until they can re-emerge. The bacteria will die, but their spores will still be intact.

They may not say it but the wilderness is not safe and any area where the infected have been and begun sporing will never be safe even after several years. Spores will travel carried by wind, animals, whatever. Tommy's community is "mostly" safe but I'm sure randomly just going outside means you're risking getting a whiff of mushroom-zombie-plague. Tommy's place certainly without a doubt still gets a random infection here and there, the reason why it's peaceful is because (it goes without saying) that the moment you display symptoms you're getting euthanized and your body burned before YOU start to spore.

Sure, Joel just walks through that shit with a mask, but that is NOT realistic. It's certainly on his clothes, and the moment he takes off the mask he's sucking in that shit guaranteed. People who worked with asbestos, the people who washed their clothes got lung scarring just by handling the clothes. Tetanus can remain in the fucking dirt for years waiting for someone to scrap their knee. Spores are more or less the Jews of nature - wiping them out is not going to happen though many have tried - and that's not meant to be bigoted, it's just an analogy to how fucking resilient they are. We can annihilate HIV, polio, vaccinate against Hep and HPV, but if something can spore, it's more or less here to stay.
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>>319973669
>Sure, Joel just walks through that shit with a mask, but that is NOT realistic.
That's always bothered me.

The spores are said to be highly infectious, volatile, and long lasting and yet Joel goes through 4-5 areas through the game with nothing but a mask on.

Hilarious.
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>>319973493

>Tess is a beard
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>>319973842
And to add to the asbestos thing, I have worked with some asbestos removal companies and type-3 scenarios are treated as highly dangerous.

You have to set up completely secure and negative pressure tents around the entire area with proper ventilation control. You also have to wear full body protective suits like the hazmat shit with a full-face respirator. At the end of your shift you dispose of that shit in a special container and take sterilizing showers on site before leaving.

Shit's insane, yo.
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>>319973493
Not everyone is a degenerate. There is no need to project your subhuman fetishes.
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By the time you reach the hospital, isn't that pretty much on their way out regardless? I remember Marlene mentioning something to the effect of expecting to hear or see from other branches and not getting anything back.
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>>319974274
*the Fireflies, jeez
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>>319973842
I felt it was all unrealistic but it was all for gameplay purposes. If it was actually realistic there wouldn't actually be any humans left on the planet except on isolated islands that for some inexplicable reason have no migratory birds.

>>319974009
I've done the asbestos remediation thing too. Shit IS insane.

Want to hear something depressing? Everyday concrete dust - silica dust, is apparently worse. And people are constantly grinding, crushing, cutting, rolling in that shit without breathing protection. And we haven't done a fucking thing to mandate the same safety when handling it even though it will fuck you up just as bad as asbestos.

When I learned and got training in silica dust I actually lost faith in humanity. Entirely. I seriously think we can't accomplish shit that doesn't equate to masturbation or entertainment or the latest iPhone if we can't legislate mandatory safety of something so goddamn common. When I see a construction site just fucking grinding away on a busy street I wonder what the fuck we're getting away with.

We just agreed to some landmark climate goals worldwide. Who the fuck thinks that's realistic when you can't even convince religious fuck-wads to vaccinate their children against HPV.
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>>319974659
>Everyday concrete dust - silica dust, is apparently worse.
Is it actually worse? In my job I know you need P-100 filters for it at a minimum, but most of the guys I work with just get those disposable white masks instead and no one bats an eye. Even the safety officers walking around don't give a fuck despite the workers drilling or cutting concrete right in front of them.

But when it comes to finding asbestos in the ceiling, everyone loses their shit.
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>>319975574
I don't do asbestos remediation as my job, but I have been on-site. Recently I was dealing with a job that involved silica dust and the guys there who do remediation work every day tell me that silica dust is actually worse health-wise and they treat it with exactly the same protocols as asbestos. The legislation is obviously not happening or taking it's sweet fucking time to come down the pipeline.

You and I don't know shit about the science behind this and neither do the remediation guys. We're just told what will or won't kill us and the remediation guys have been told it will fucking kill you. The other industries - the people working with it - obviously have no idea.
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/v/ talking about games
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/v/ talking about the logistics of fucking a 14 year old.
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>>319976836

>logistics

pretty sure if it doesn't fit you just need to push harder
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>>319977127
Always keep one handy
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>>319977353

eww no

Vaseline is waayy too viscous to use as lube
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Easy fix for that. Knock her teeth out first.
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>>319976836
That's cause everyone on /v/ is also 14.
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>>319977675

>spilling infected blood everywhere

you wouldn't have lasted long in TLOU m8
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>>319977876

>gotta see a doctor about that burning!
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>>319977675
That's mean. Be a gentleman when you rape.
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>>319977675
>>319977813
Knock them out, then use a lighter on her gums. fixed.
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>>319977813
>>Infected blood...
Have you played the game m8?
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>>319977982

Pretty sure the fungus is transmitted by contact with bodily fluids you autist

>>319977962

how about you just muzzle her dumbfuck?
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>>319978051
CANT STICK YA DICK IN A MUZZLE YOU CHUCKLEFUCK
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>>319977353
Anyone else masturbate with Vicks? It feels fucking great, would love to try anal with it.
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>>319978152
Imagine how clearly you can breath while strummin it.
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I'd take advantage of her naivety from being such a young age by pretending to be her best friend ever. Women at that age are really easy to fuck, especially if you compliment them the right way(which I know how to from my years of experience with girls at her age). Even if I'm a fatass, bitch would be clinging to my fat folds while taking all 4 inches, saying how much she loves me without knowing any better.
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>>319978757
>Ellie
>Naive
Did you miss what a big point they made of her being a product of the times? She managed to out-cynical Joel fairly regularly.
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>>319978757
That is fucking disgusting you heartless bastard. I hope you are fucking castrated for saying such things about ANY girl her age, let alone Ellie. Why hasn't anybody fucking found this tripfats's address and slitted his fat fucking throat?
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>>319971153
>here's a disease that's carried by literally everything
>are you going to take the risk getting infected by fucking a cute girl

yes, you fucking retard
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She's average as fuck and looks kinda below in certain angles
Below average body even for guys who're into the petite nymph thing
Is gay as fuck
Have super aids

Nah, I'll pass.
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>>319979128
>Is gay as fuck
Only makes my penis harder.
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This entire thread.
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>>319979382
You mean you wouldn't fuck her?
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>>319965698
Any child you have would probably be immune (a BIG probably), but you yourself would become infected the moment her vaginal secretions touch your dick.

I highly doubt she'd want to tolerate your rabid ass the instant you put in her, so you'd get stabbed by her or Joel who happens to be near by because he's the creepy uncle type that would justify it somehow.

There's also the chance that the child specifically made from your sloppy love making doesn't inherit mamas genes, and thus becomes just as liable to getting infected like anyone else. Which in that case, she'd probably have to go through the whole process again. While Joel watches of course.
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>>319978982
Watch your edge son.
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>>319978982
Because he's in good company and you are a perma-newfag.
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>>319978757
>while taking all 4 inches
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>>319971153
what are condoms
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>>319971001
>Even if it took 1000 more Ellies dying after her
Except there's only one you braindead retarded fuck, she's worth way more alive than dead. Anyone with half a brain would know to not even think of killing her unless they had others like her. If they get nothing out of killing her then good job, humanity is fucked forever, that risk is not worth it and that's why the Fireflies werw retards that deserve to die.

I'd argue the ending of TLoU was an example of shitty writing solely to manipulate feelings and trying to be edgy since it just discards common sense. It'd be more believable if they said they were going to breed her or something first.
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>>319981310
The whole point is to repopulate with immunity babies though. Unless she used a turkey baster with your cum in it afterwords
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>>319973669

What bothered me is that he goes swimming with the fucking mask on. You can't submerge a gas mask in water. It would foul the filter and suffocate you
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>>319979382
i want normalfags to leave.
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>>319980291
Maybe eventually if i couldn't find anyone better looking.
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>>319983213

Pornhub
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>>319983213

I ain't clicking that shit nigger
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>>319983536

It's a really good 3D Ellie porn.
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>>319983803
>snuff anal
Yeah, right.
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>>319978152
It's awful for anal. Worst dildo experience I've ever had.
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>>319965075
oh hea
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>>319970427
if it was that simple the fireflies would just give everyone that strain of the virus you stupid fuck
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>>319983151
But she's a qt with a great ass and probably nice tits one day.
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>>319982080
Works for me.
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>>319974009
Guys I've worked with Multi wallet Carbon nano tubes for like 10-16 hours while wearing those disposable hospital masks most of the time and I'm fucking scared that Carbon nano tubes may be as dangerous as asbestos dust. The place I've worked in was pretty clean and spacious. I was making composite materials using like 30-100 mg Carbon nano tubes for every 5 samples or whatever.
Do you think 16 hours of (assumingly, pretty) low dose exposure is enough to fuck me over?
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>>319989119

just get a fucking painter's mask and have done you imbecile

3M makes the best ones
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>>319989425
I stopped working with them anymore.
I'm just scared if I'm fucked over by the previous exposure.
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>>319965075
>she's immune
>her babies would probably save humanity
>writers make her kiss her friend in a DLC
>also retroactively retcon her to be hard lesbian

Fucking SJWs.
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>>319989745
A kiss at 14=/=turbodyke for life.
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>>319989907
I know, but the writers said otherwise.

You know it was a big trend that year to make characters gay via word of god on tumblr or some shit.
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>>319990087

>writers said

good thing I only give a fuck about what they actually wrote
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>>319990087
Wait, when did that happen?
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>>319990143

who cares it's not fucking canon
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>>319985421
It was that simple, you dumbass. All they had to do was crack open her brain and feast on the goo inside, but Joel stopped them because he sees Ellie as a daughter.
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>>319990087
Why wouldn't she have feelings for her only friend? Full of hormones at that age and desperate from loneliness, then she joins the fireflies which would impress a teenage girl. The kiss makes sense
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>>319978982
>slitted
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>>319970427
No she's immune u dumbass because she breathes in spores without problems
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>>319989587
someone say something please ;_;
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>>319990983
Why would her confused feelings mean she's gay when in the main game and in the comic that DLC is based on she wasn't?
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>>319990983
>the kiss makes sense

>let's go to the mall and make lots of fucking noise
>i mean lots of unnecessary noise that does nothing but alert the fucking fungi zombies
>he let's dance
>i wish you didn't have to go
"aww that's sweet"
>kiss
>on the lips
"oh that was awkward"
>i'm sorry
>for what?
Fucking stopped there.
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