ITT: Hold A to win
I'll start
>>319923426
ITT: Hold Mouse 1 + W. MVP.
>>319923426
>Toad/Koopa
>Toad/Yoshi
>Dry Bones/Toad/Yoshi
>Funky Kong/Daisy
>Metal Mario
>Morton/Rosalina
Were there any Mario Karts without shit balance?
>>319923426
>he had no friends and thus only raced the a.i.
ITT: Hold A, Press and Hold R+ Tap Right, Press Left, Press Right, Press Left, Press Right, Press Left, Press Right, Release then Press and Hold R+ Tap Left, Repeat to win
>>319923957
The fake snaking was awful. I'm glad they removed it for MKWii.
>>319923675
Wifi connection bro
>>319924216
Wii was even worse
>tap up to speed up
>but only if you're using bikes which are already overpowered due to being able to make sharp turns
>top tier that everyone uses was incredibly annoying unlike the top tier in DS
Is MKWiiU worth buying? My last MK game was MKDS.
>>319923426
What? Did you play Mario Kart DS?
It was snake to win. the whole game was snaking.
>>319924558
It's definitely the best mario kart, drifting and weight feels right. i'd be bored if i didnt play with friends though.
Also, you never know if they'd release a "Gold Edition" with the dlc included... knowing nintendo, no?
>>319924629
Please don't call that snaking. It ain't snaking.
>>319924558
Yes.
>>319924859
It's not snaking on-par with GX, but it's still snaking, and it ruined the game. probably because of how jokingly easy it was to do it.
Reminder that Dry Bones mains are cancer
>act all smug using him in DS and Wii
>secretly butthurt that he's not the best in Wii
>piss their pants when he's gone in 7 and later 8 because they couldn't use le snaking skelly
>i-i'm not using him to win fuck off funkyfag
Mario Kart is a very good game, and you do more than just hold A. You need good tech skill too, and that's a very complicated thing to do. This is what's the fact about Mario Kart DS, you really have to learn how to play well, and there is so much that you have to learn to master before you can win at the game and become the best racer. When you just hold A, you'll just go forward. Even at lower skill levels, you still need to hit the corners at the right angle, and there is so much more advanced techiniques at the higher level, or even average levels. And the thought you have to put into this. When you master all the advanced techniques, you can have a lot of fun. Or even practicing them alone, that makes the game much more fun. And after you know all the difficult things that can be used on all courses, there is still shortcuts that you have to learn. Mario Kart DS is a really skilled game, you always have more to learn. And when you do the snaking, you have to improve the snaking to do it more efficiently, that's a great thing. You always focus, even on straight stretches, and you can always improve by snaking better. And the risky snakes are also much fun, like on Rainbow Road or the spinning bridge on Bowser Castle, this is great. And the feeling of getting in tune with Tick Tock Clock is great, you can do it wrong and end up fighting the stage all the way and lose much time and it's a chore, or you can race in harmony with the stage, and you get super high speeds and everything feels smooth and amazing. This is how Mario Kart should be. And even the small tricks, like when you hit the bumps at Choco Mountain just right, and you fly across everything very fast. There is so much to learn and do in this game, and that's why I love it, and it's the best game ever. The artstyle is also really great, you may complain that the graphics are primitive, but the colour choice was perfect, and it looks really, really good and just right. So good game!
>>319923426
you mean slam on the left and right buttons multiple times a second to snake to win.
Playing terran in sc2
>>319925251
It ain't snaking. Snaking originate on snes.
>>319925340
>he thinks im reading that
>>319923426
that is not FFXIII
>>319925340
>>319925340
this many words can only mean damage control =
>>319925340
hahahahha
>>319925340
Was this about melee
>>319925340
THAT AIN'T SNAKING!
>>319926381
Wii's fanbase is everything bad about Melee's fanbase.
DS is deadlike PM
7 has a decent userbase but the game itself isn't too good, so it's like Brawl.
8's is elitists that all think newer=better so it's like the bad side of 4's. The userbase also likes to team up on people.
>>319928095
DS is Melee
Wii is Brawl
7 is smash 4
>>319923426
But if you hold A you'll blow your engine and not win.
>Litteraly just press Right
>>319925340
That was actually a very good and insightful read, I recommend people give this guy a chance and read it.
However next time learn to use fucking paragraphs and breaks, goddamn.
Hold L to Palutena
>>319924558
I'd highly recommend it, it's a lot of fun and it looks great (plus the online is top notch).
>>319924459
The funny part is bikes have shit handling in real life
>You don't even have to press anything, the game drives for you.
>>319929006
Wii's userbase is a relatively strong vocal minority that tourneyfags the shit out of their game despite being casualized shit.
Wii fans are pretty much Melee elitists.
>>319929218
It's a shame that we'll never get another Sonic Rush game on the 3DS, that series was pretty fun.
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