When was the last time anyone has seen or met Hideo Kojima in public? How do we know he's even still alive and someone else isn't controlling his Twitter accounts?
A powerful shady company with ties to the Yakuza claims that he's on a "long vacation", which could only mean one thing...
can you retarded kojimadrones fuck off already
>>319752508
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>>319752556
Cool proxy /b/ro.
>>319752373
I saw Hideo Kojima at a video store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, rike you're doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen copies of Escape From New York in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the videos and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any erectrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each burger and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>319752610
fake but got a good laugh
hideo is kill.
rip vidya.didju rike it
>>319752610
>burger
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>>319752373
he was at my house the other day.
we had a beer and laughed at the autistic kojimadrones on /vg/ who thought peace walker was good and that he was gonna release chapter 3 in some epic ruse
>>319752373
Sony will probably pick him up eventually to create Quiet Mountains with Del Toro. That's if he actually wants to keep going in the vidya industry.
>>319752373
>When was the last time anyone has seen or met Hideo Kojima in public?
Anon, pls don't.
>>319752610
kek
>>319753067
Everyone who talks about Chapter 3 on /vg/ is sent to Reddit though.
It's now only discussion about how they want to fuck Ocelot, Big Boss and Joostposters doing their thing.
>>319752373
He was literally signing copies and taking pictures at the game's launch in September. Fuck off, tinfoil faggot.
>>319752610
The way you wrote makes it all seem like a dream-sequence
>>319752610
What was the original, anyways? Ryan Gosling I think?
>>319753263
>in September
Anon, it is mid December.
>>319753263
This makes me laugh more than it should because of the Lens Flares.
>>319753213
last time I went to /mgg/ everyone was just circlejerking the latest conspiracy theories and posting edits of some indian faggot.
I'd like to say it used to be a lot better but I'm honestly not entirely sure about that.
>>319754443
Every general becomes nothing but pure cancer once the popularity of their games starts to die down.
>>319753263
he looks more jewish every time i see him.
>>319753369
flylo
>>319753091
>Quiet Mountains
>The atmospheric exploration game centered entirely about Joosten's tits
>>319752535
What happened to Cliff?
