Oh shit nigger, you're an adventurer or some shit. Choose your class.
>>319743147
Let's roll a Knight
Knight
>>319743147
BOX
>>319743147
thief
Barbarian.
>>319743239
What box
>>319743340
The one in the bottom right silly.
Paladin viking
>>319743147
>>319743340
MYSTERY BOX
Y
S
T
E
R
Y
B
O
X
>>319743369
You open up the box
>>319743483
BE ALL THE CLASSES AT ONCE
>>319743483
Bubble mage
vampire
>>319743483
Open mystery box
>>319743483
MYSTERY BOX AT BOTTOMS
>>319743483
TOTALLY HUMAN KING
>>319743525
Ya sure?
If odds I pack a snap senpai
>>319743483
MONK
>>319743483
peasant look sick af
>>319743483
The box in the corner, open eeetttt
>>319743586
lock in
>>319743483
Wrestler, our name is Los Tiargre
>>319743586
BOTTOM BOX LOCK IN
>>319743586
WE NEED TO BE THE HUMAN KING
>>319743586
Absolutelyunless the skeleton adventurers is a single class
YO NIGGER OPEN THAT BOX
>>319743654
THISTHIS
>>319743638
>>319743682
Well yeah, pick skeleton adventurers and you control the whole party of skeletons
>>319743586
Be the PALADIN
>>319743586
>>319743483
Wrestler.
>>319743586
SKELETON ADVENTURERS MOTHERFUCKER
>>319743724
I'm going with the box, Wayne.
>>319743724
LIL' GIRL BARBARIAN LOCK IN
>>319743724
OPEN
IT
>>319743724
LITTLE GIRL SKELETON ADVENTURERS
IT IS THE ONLY CHOICE
>>319743724
wrestler
>>319743724
Become Inquisitor
>>319743724
BOX
>>319743724
little girl cleric! she's so cute and grumpy
>>319743724
Totally Human Cthulu motherfucker.
Use his powers to control all of them.
>>319743724
>no little girl skeleton adventurers
>>319743759
You open up the last box and you get a whopping 2 new choices
loli barbarian
>>319743845
Little girl peasant
LOCK IT IN
>>319743845
monk lock in
>>319743724
>>319743845
LITTLE LUCHA GIRL
ARIBA ARIBA
>>319743845
Cthulu is the man for me
>>319743904
WRESLTER GIRL
>>319743845
Skeletman adventurers nigga
>>319743845
HOLY FUCK
>little girl peasant
OMG I CAN'T HANDLE THIS
>>319743845
>that weeaboo
kek, I'm loving this so far.
If little girl skeleton crew is out of the question, then regular skeleton crew will have to do
>>319743917
sure hope this anon made it intime
>>319743845
Little wrestler
>>319743845
Totally human king lock in
>>319743845
DIPLOMAT
Lets make peace all over the world
If not that then little girl peasant
>>319743917
But anon, there is no eldritch horror present, only this totally human and obviously normal king
That Dragon Rider does look pretty, perfect.
>>319744035
SKELETONS
>>319744035
LITTLE
PEASANT
GIRL
Lock it in
>>319744035
THEN HE IS THE ONE FOR ME. PICK EM
>>319744035
I guess we have no choice but to go with little girl skeleton adventurers
>>319744035
weeaboo lock in confirm
>>319743845
Little Girl Wrestler.
special ability: imprison for sexual assault of a minor.
>>319744035
lock in LGP
>>319743147
Already saw this way long ago, this isnt OPs images and an adventure will never be made he just fucks with everybody asking if they wanted to choose someone stupid and moves on to the next character.
>>319744035
Monk
>>319744035
Then how do you explain his giant wings, OP?
>>319744035
LITTLE GIRL PEASANT~!
>>319744035
Diplomat or little girl peasant
>>319744035
Skeleton adventurers lock in
>>319743147
Knight>Wizard>Dog shit>Thief
If you disagree you are objectively wrong
>>319744117
you gotta say confirm or lock in or shit like that
>>319744109
Ya sure m8?
>>319744117
God fucking dammit the one CYOA thread I hop on from the start and its a ruse cruise
SKELETON ADVENTURERS LOCK IN OR OP IS A FAG
>>319744175
BUBBLE MAGE
LOCK ON
>>319744117
>no links to previous adventures
I think you're right, anon.
wasn't Oh Shit, Nigger in the middle of being a headless karate monk with skeleton adventurers?
>>319744175
SKELETONS
>>319744117
This is a lie I checked the archives.
>>319744175
lil'girl barbarian lock in confirm
>>319744175
nah wrestler lock in.
>>319744175
LITTLE
GIRL
PEASANT
LOCK IT IN
>>319743147
Thief, for the DPS.
Also, tough the beggining can be harsh, the evasion in end game makes me lose much fewer HP than a tanker.
>>319744243
nice links faggot
Too bad the archives are gone
>>319744175
FUCK YEA, LET'S GO SUE THE WORLD!
>>319744175
GIMME SKELLIES
>>319744238
Ya sure?
>>319744235
Thomas is dea--ascended
Also sometimes I forgot the links, geez
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
>>319744325
monk lock in
>>319744243
>this is a lie I checked the archives
>the archives
RIP
>>319744325
Little Girl Peasent right fucking meow
>>319744325
LOCK THAT SHIT DOWN
>>319744325
If post is a two, human king confirmed as true choice, locked in forever
>>319744413
so close
>>319744325
Demon warlord sick of his past evil shit trying to redeem himself in the eyes of good guys.
>>319744325
SKELETONS FOREVER
>>319744325
If you aren't a faggot then you'll stop with this shit.
Lock in what we currently have, I don't care what it is.
>>319744325
Little girl peasant skeleton adventure squad.
>>319744359
>9
>lock in
welp
You are a monk, you live in a monastery with your monk brothers and do monk things like praising the lord and practice kung fu.
Today is a normal day like any other and your chore is to sweep the rooms.
What do you do?
>>319744325
If any number between 1 and 9, we start it now with whatever is highlighted presently.
6 will decide
>>319744490
PRAISE THE LORD
>>319744325
HUman king
>>319744325
Skeletons lock in
>>319744490
>Put on mittens
>>319744490
Punch the nearest living creature with our kung fu
>>319744490
Copy some books for future generations
>>319744490
Sweep the rooms.
WITH KUNGFU
>>319744490
Instead of sweeping the rooms just lick them clean.
>>319744506
WHAT DOES IT DECIDE
>>319744490
Decide that you've been living your life incorrectly and become a skeleton adventurer instead
>>319744490
Make the room messier, starting with the blood of the brethren.
>>319744490
go out side and teach little girl monk, she's our side kick after all.
>>319744490
Check under your robe if you have sick abs from training kung-fu.
>>319744490
Practice your handwriting
>>319744490
Challenge the monastery's Abbot to a kung fu duel for the leadership of all the monks.
>>319744490
Praise Belier
>>319744490
Sweep the rooms
>>319744490
write poetry
>>319744490
Time to start holy grail quest
>>319744490
Decide that you've been living your life incorrectly and become an inquisitor instead
>>319744175
Locking in Paladin.
For god and glory
>>319744490
SWEEP ROOMS
>>319744490
sweep the rooms while standing on your head
>>319744490
Check to see whether we're some sort of martial monk, or at least a punching monk like in Dungeon Keeper.
>>319744558
Dust and grime are no match for you kung fu
>>319744739
Remove skin to reveal skeleton adventurer underneath. It's time to end this charade
>>319744739
We aren't that kind of monk, undo everything and forget Kung fu
>>319744739
For some reason, everything seems messier now.
>>319744739
You also destroyed monastery with your mighty kung fu.
>>319744739
get scolded by head-monk for fucking up the chairs
>>319744673
This
Eat the chair
>>319744739
Shave the rest of your hair and do 100 push ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats and run 10KM every day for 3 years
>>319744739
prise god
>>319744739
STOP EVERYTHING
IS THAT CHAIR OK?
HE WAS JUST AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER
APOLOGIZE IMMEDIATELY
>>319744805
And the pillars collapsed on your brother so you are now banished from the monastery for killing your own.
>>319744490
The God speak to you:
"My son, your soul is corrupt. For the devotion to me you must pay for your sins"
>>319744779
Silly anon, that would imply that there's a skeleton inside us, and that is impossible
>>319744932
Is that a dust cloud? Kick it to make sure.miss and his a load bearing wall instead
>>319744932
go out side to find your little girl monk pupil and skeleton pupil.
>>319744932
Ask the head monk, what missions we have left
>>319744932
Yeah, said the totally human king
>>319744932
Wear the cross upside down to become a chaotic evil monk.
>>319744932
Pray for a new skeleton.
>>319744843
and then what, anon? Win the Koshien?
>>319744932
PRAISE THE SUN!
>>319745008
And so you did.
One day, in the middle of you run, one of your brothers asked: "Brother, what are you doing?"
>>319745184
getting ready for the big day
>>319745184
Running. Duh.
>>319744739
become the chosen one.
>>319745184
i am unleashing my inner skelly
>>319745184
"Being Controlled by /v/ help."
Then they give you an exorcism.
>>319745184
Training to become an hero
>>319745184
"Gettin' swole for Jesus" Then grab his nuts.
>>319745184
Getting swole nigga.
Join in our God demands it.
>>319745184
"GETTIG RIPPED FOR THE GLORY OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR!"
>>319745184
PRAISING THE LORD THE WAY HE WAS MEANT TO BE PRAISED
>>319745184
3 years later you find a monk skeleton pupil and a Lil girl monk pupil.
grand master said they will learn from you and you will go on a journey to the Holy grail.
>>319745298
"Ah yes, of course. Carry on then, praise the lord"
>>319745339
RUN INTO TOWN
>>319745317
>>319745339
you are taking all the good numbers op, you sexy beast you
>>319745339
become one kick monk
>>319745339
read secret book of secrets
>>319745339
ONE PUNCH SATAN
>>319745339
WHY AREN'T YOU TWO PRAISING THE LORD WITH A KILLER WORKOUT ?
>>319743147
Thief. Cause stealth makes me feel like James Bond.
>>319745339
Do they even lift?
>>319745438
OH NO! IT'S SATAN! HERE TO TEMPT YOU OUT OF YOUR HOLY TRAINING!
>>319745568
lol
>>319745568
ONE KICK MONK HIM
>>319745568
Ask why is he fishing
>>319745568
ask him if god is real
>>319745568
Use all that dust we kept in our pockets on him
>>319745568
Kick the satan back to where he came from. Your training has done you so much.
>>319745568
SERIOUS MONK KICK HIS FACE
>>319745568
Rip his horns of with your Super Kung-Fu
>>319745568
Ask him what quests do he has and reward
>>319745568
'sup satan
>all those niggas who were saying it was a fake thread even though his twitter linked it
>all these niggas in general
the fuck did you all come from? i'm not complaining but geez louise
I fucking love these threads.
>>319745568
start channeling Jesus's dick to fuck him in the ass
>>319745648
"Yeah, he's right there"
"Hi"
Hire him as a companion
Pay him anything
>>319745690
Hey sorry I was counter rused by the guy who called it out initially.
On that note, what's the twitter name?
>>319745769
masturbate to the lord's glory
>>319745769
beat both of them
>>319745769
Sell him soul for powers of one punch man.
>>319745769
Ask god to come down and make every vidya game good again.
>>319745769
Are you the Satan from the future who got stuck in the past or the Satan from this timeline?
>>319745769
Ask God if you should kick the devils ass,
>>319745678
This
>>319745797
notapaladin
>>319745769
Ask Satan if he will teach you how to fish.
>>319745769
Get them to kiss and make up.
>>319745818
God fucking dammit
>>319745769
THANK YE GOD FOR THE POUNDING I'M GOING TO GIVE FOR SATAN
>>319745863
>not a light's kek
Life is good
>>319745769
PRAISE LORD
>>319745819
HOYP
>>319745769
become the chosen one
>>319745819
you punch satan since he's the closest of the 2
your punch does 0 damage
>>319745994
Punch harder
>>319745994
give him the ole ORA ORA
>>319745994
TRY THE KICK
>>319745994
ask god to back you up
>>319745994
become the chosen one
>>319745994
Run to your monk bros and bring them to satan to beat his ass
>>319745994
twist his nipples
>>319745921
wot
>>319745994
Double punch
>>319745994
say thanks for the time go train your skeleton money pupil on a journey to find the holy grail
>>319746029
oh boy
>>319745994
fart on his face
>>319745994
Say: " 'Tis nice to punch thee. "
>>319746029
You punch Satan rapidly.
His unholy powers render your punches useless so it's more like you gave him a nice massage
>>319746194
Ask God for a powerup
>>319746194
..punch lower
>>319746194
rapidly unpunch him
>>319746194
give him an actual nice massage
>>319746194
ask god to throw you a bone here
>>319746194
as thanks for massage he sends you to netherworld
>>319745994
punch him with your holy cross
>>319746194
apologise and give him a hug
become best bros with him
then become best bros with god
then make god and satan best bros
>>319746229
"I didn't.....expect....such foul play....from a man...of the cloth"
>>319746309
kek
>>319746378
fist deeper
>>319746378
"Fuck you"
>>319746378
Ask god to give you the power to purge.
>>319746378
CONTINUE THE BEAT DOWN
PRAISE GOD
>>319746378
tenderly kiss his balls before revealing you are actually jesus 2.0
>>319746378
yank his tail
>>319746378
gain a level, and start the quest for fucks sake
>>319746378
hug
>>319746378
Ask for reward
>>319746378
Say "Sorry"
>>319743483
Do i get to play as the Skeleton Adventurers collectively? Otherwise, Paladin. Gonna murderstroke me some demons with that big ass sword.
>>319746378
KEEP DOING EXERCISE FOR GOD
GET OPM POWERS
>>319746449
"Ey, don't touch my balls"
>>319746378
I defeated your challange hellspawn, now i want a quest!
>>319746629
What happened to the King? I know Thomas ascended (and then got eaten) but right now the King is stuck with Eldritch Simon and Eldritch Texas, as well as a Totally Human King
>>319746629
THROW BALLS AT HIS FACE
>>319746629
go uncle Drew on Satan
>>319746629
Dunk the soccer ball, kick the basketball, go to the village and get a yummy for your tummy
>>319746629
QUICK, SUDDEN PLOT POINT TO MOVE THE STORY ALONG!
>>319746629
play ball with him
>>319746629
GIVE ME A QUEST OR I'LL PROCEDE TO MAKE LOVE WITH THESE BALLS!
>Not picking glorious Knight Master Race
All you fucking casuals can fuck right off. My defenses are superior for PVP
>>319746629
Apologize and ask on date
>>319746629
CONTINUE EXERCISE
FOR THAT IS YOUR QUEST
