The moment you realized the game's story was retarded.
You get cryogenically frozen.
Apple of Eden in Ass Creed 1
The moment the main character stopped a party member from killing a villain and enemy soldier, who's killed many of their own joyfully, because "killing is wrong".
And then the villain died right afterwards anyhow.
All of the people in the game are actually robots being telepathically controlled from a spaceship.
>you get hypnotised into committing a murder in a diner's toilet
>as the murderer, you're given the task to leave the diner but how well you conceal the evidences is up to you
>later, you play as the cops investigating the murder that was committed prior
>in one instance, you control both the murderer and the cop investigating the case and your choices determine some of the outcomes of the encounter
>suddenly, you're matrix-ing the fuck out of cops in your office
>you're fighting giant cockroaches
>you flashback to when you were a kid investigating UFOs in Area 51
>you fight the ancient Aztec god that was responsible for the hypnotising in the beginning of the game
>you fight the Internet given a physical form
>the world enters a new Ice Age
Fahrenheit was all over the fucking place but I still enjoyed the nonsensical roller coaster ride.
>>319661249
When the title screen came up and it read "Final Fantasy <number>"
>>319661249
The empire tries to awaken an ancient evil to help them take over the world
>the reapers have a leader.
I know it's supposed to present a defined antagonist but that was the first step downhill.
Pic related is still the king IMHO.
Runner up: your arm is your waifu (Bionic Commando 2009)
>>319661249
>A Hideo Kojima Game
You wake up from a gunshot the the face.
>>319661249
>You wake up underground?
>Everything is pink
>Goat lady wants to take care of you or someshit
>you can flirt with frogs that are trying to kill you??
>>319661961
I think "Super Joe is actually a traitor" is even worse than waifu arm.
I'M ALREADY HALF XEHANORT!
You have to go to the future to stop a threat you couldnt stop as a child.
>play entire first mission as MC
>big cutscenes
>emerge from water, take off mask only to reveal
>pale child that is new MC that you get to listen to bitch for entire game
METALLIC ARCHAEA
you step on turtles, killing them instead of walking around them
![tumblr_lpa7dpCKvf1qzozwgo1_400[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/tQ1jaBX.png "tumblr_lpa7dpCKvf1qzozwgo1_400[1].png")
not for the faint of heart
>Clem, can you fix the windmill for us?
Your dead kid brother reincarnates into a bird, allowing you to regain your singing voice after suffering from a detrimental disease that nearly killed your career.
>What was my grandson's name again?
>Cloud is easily manipulated by Sephiroth
>Cloud says to not trust him or give him Black Materia
>Party decides it's a good idea to give Black Materia to Cloud
>Cloud whines about him giving Sephiroth the Black Materia and causing the end of the world
>he was mind controlled with no chance of fighting it (game even emphasizes this)
It's a video game.
>>319661249
You play as a silent protagonist and other human characters try to interact with you. Case in point mgsv.
When they put a volcano on top of a windmill
This part
Underwater Chinese ghost base, in a game that takes itself very seriously.
Not that I take anything David Cage makes seriously.
>>319661249
>bethesda studios presents
>The whole town and everyone in it was a mass hallucination caused by a substance in the air and some old paintings and photographs at the train station
>>319663970
Right when I forgot about it
>>319661875
What game?
>>319661249
Literally every metal gear game
Whereas normal Japanese devs have keywords for development (blood, rage, fury were bloodbornes I think), no one but Kojima uses them so obnoxiously.
Take mgs4: it's entirely obvious that Kojima heard the words "war economy" and thought they were some cool shit. Fair enough. But then instead of subtly working that motif into the plot, he just makes characters keep saying it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over
>>319661249
Halo 4
"Thought you (savior of the galaxy) would be taller"
Dracula is using the werewolves so that he can run around England as Jack The Ripper.
>>319665052
Jojo?
>Rollercoaster scene
>The game doesn't fucking end there
>>319665169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG0zJ89Fv8c
>>319665052
The Order 1886.
>>319661249
When I realized that absolutely nothing I did mattered, and the only reason I had to do it was because one of the villains looked up to me as a hero or some crap.
FF13
the beginning look so promising.
"Oh cool, Just Cause 3 came out"
Legacy of the Void probably has the worst story ever in a video game.
When I had to choose between killing Shaun and nuking Boston
>>319664559
It's not even the weirdest twist.One of the party members is an alien KOS-MOSAnd the computer controlling them was destroyed and it's the planet itself keeping them alive.
>A Hideo Kojima game
>>319664559Xenoblade X
Alright, five hundred points to everyone
Next up we got
>Cut Mario Lore
>>319661249
I deluded myself into thinking it wouldn't be like I thought it was but it was worse. The previous two Max Payne games began by opening with the present time and you playing through Max's experiences that led to that point. Both were vague with indication of what was going to happen. Then Max Payne 3 with it's bright atmosphere deviated completely from the gritty Noir and became a stupid mindless shooter while opening with complete spoilers. Not even an attempt to be vague showing they absolutely did not care about the story.
>>319661249
>Fallout 4
>Spend 250 hours running around
>Finally come back to the main quest
>Get access to The Institute
>The game never allows you to question them on the mass abductions, murders, and replacements that occur or any of the other horrible shit they've done
>The game doesn't allow you to do this to make the Institute seem morally gray
>Half the things leading up are left as loose threads not tied back into the main story
>>319661249
>>319661996
That legit happens all the time
>>319661996
>You wake up from a gunshot the the face.
The Courier in New Vegas was shot twice directly in the head at point blank and recovered from it to slay thousands of people in the greatest killing spree the Mojave has ever known.
The planet's axis has stopped because nearly everyone has been turned to stone and it is now being dragged into the sun as a direct result.
>Most loved character sacrificed herself to save main
>has perfect closure
>comes back next game as main villain for contrived reasons
>>319666849
Perfect closure that made me cry like a bitch
>>319661725
What game is this? I feel like it would be in a Call of Duty campaign or the like
>>319666029
The thing about every block you broke being a toad.or was that some shitty Game Theory?
>>319661249
>Game has excellent buildup for four fifths of the story
>Climax is an insultingly basic battle of Good versus evil in the form ofHope vs. Despair
>Next game pulls the exact same fucking shit again but worse buildup
I really fucking hopeDangan Ronpa 3can learn to wrap up a story without completely shitting itself.
>>319666849
What annoys me is that O'Conner, Ross, and all them just kept consistently lying about that and other plot points that would never actually happen in the game.
>>319661878
This.I remember playing the demo and i tought it would be the best game ever. Then i played it and it was total shit, it coul've be an interesting thriller if the game was just like the 1st level.
>tfw you hastly try to leave the restaurant
>when about to leave the waitress tries to stop you
It was nerve wrecking
>>319661249
>last puzzle is a fucking sudoku
>>319669213
The entire plot is held together and dependent on the MC not looking at a mirror or reflective surface at any point during what must have been at the very least 5 hours, Weeks counting time travel bullshit
Fucking Zero Escape.
At some point during KH2.
>retarded intro with Roxas
>Disney worlds uninspired re-trek through the Disney movies they're based on
>"Sora, Donald, Goofy..."
>Organization XIII members barely factor into the plot of the game
>retcons everywhere
>>319661249
A RAT MUST HAVE IT EATEN IT!
>>319663691
what am I looking at, here?
>>319669438
Honestly I was interested in the plot until I learned that it was just time travel, fucking lazy writers
>>319661961
what game is that?
>>319671776
>Organization XIII members barely factor into the plot of the game
what? You massacre all the ones that survived the events of Chain of Memories or weren't involved. The main antagonist was their leader and Roxas was a member.
>>319673465
Star Ocean 3
>>319661878
pretty psychotic game
>>319665268
>pre rec
Halo 4
Took too long. At least it was normal up to 3.
>dumb characters trying to act smart
>LOLDESPAIR
>>319673726
They barely show up at all, is what I was trying to say.
>>319666029
>>319665532
i'm getting it for christmas and I'm terrified what the campaign is going to bring. what I've heard has not given me much hope
>>319668051
Hell no, in one Call of Duty you get to pull out a knife you've been stabbed with and throw it at the face of the main villain
>>319672525
>johnny stays in the plane
>never shown to have died
>waited the whole game for his triumphant return
>never happens
>they use it to sell another game
man fuck you too
>>319665268
These guys are such nerds but I feel like they also get their point across pretty effectively. Are they worth watching?
>annoying as fuck character
>choice to let them live or die
>basically no reason to keep them around
>if you save them they die 30 minutes alter regardless
>>319661689
>Apple of Eden
>not "Surprise! It's actually the future and the past is a video game!"
>>319677328
I cant find it.
Am i being rused?
>>319678456
Supposedly the quality of the show is very uneven.
>>319661249
>>319661996
>le guns are an insta-kill death stick
You should probably stop getting all of your knowledge out of movies.
>>319678456
They hate AAA stuff and don't play Japanese games.
They complained a lot about alien isolation because they said the main character has no motivation.
>save A
>he dies 10 min later
>savescum in order to save B
>she dies 10 min later
>both death scenes are the exact same
>>319661249
RUBBER BULLETS
>>319668051
Xenoblade Chronicles.
>>319678024
You should read the original idea for 3.Johnny was going to come back at the end of 3, now head of a government task force with the sole mission of taking down the Saints. He wanted revenge for you not saving him on the plane.
*voice literally fucking dead* "...you were the lightning in the rain"
>>319680486
I'm looking through their videos right now and they seem to play some Japanese games. Fuck, they even mentioned Vanquish in that Order: 1886 video.
These guys seem like dweebs but their videos might be worth watching.
When Aqua and Kamui had the shitty idea of invading Hoshido just to have Garon sit on a chair when talking and explaining things to their siblings would have been much more practical.
Nohr's plot is MISUNDERSTANDINGS: The Game.
