Matt is:
> an autistic manchild
> a blatant furry
> an SJW boogeyman
> and underkek memer
B - but it's fine, right?
>It's another retarded Matt-hate thread despite the fact that A) All of the Best Friends suck and B) Matt is far better than Woolie and approximately two billion times better than Liam
Giant Bomb > Pat > Matt >>> Woolie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Liam
>>319655740
>Rating e-celebs.
Horse shit might be less offensive than dog shit, but it's still shit.
>>319655523
OP watches lets plays
You're making a thread about an ecelebrity I don't think you get to talk.
>>319655523
The first FFX part was decent, but in Part 2 and 3 he's gone ape-shit autistic screaming out shit every minute with Woolie going, 'hehehe, yeah..."
>>319655523
They're all terrible in their own unique ways.
He looks like a monchichi
>>319655950
This. Fucking ruining the atmosphere. I can tolerate him in Old Hunters though mostly because all 3 of them are really into the game.
>mfw he's the sanest of the four of them
Anyone notice that Matt is in EVERYTHING now? Every new lets play I am hoping he's on break with his wife but nope, right there with his try hard humor that ruins everyone elses jokes. Hey i'm Matt, let me repeat your joke and make it unfunny.
>>319655523
SHUT UP, THOUGH!
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>>319656559
>matt's on the controls of ffx
>>319656715
Sphere grid is too complex and hard for him.
>>319655523
>>319656526
>>319656559
I AM THE CEO OF THIS VIDEO GAME CHANNEL, MATT MCMUSCLES, AND YOU CANNOT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT OR ELSE YOU'RE FIRED.
DID I MENTION I'M THE BOSS? BECAUSE THIS WAS ALL MY IDEA AND I'M YOUR BOSS.
Pat = Woolie > Matt > the biggest powergap in the history of mankind > literal dogshit > anal cancer > Liam
>>319657201
wow 8 million views a month?
>>319657209
matt's worse than liam, handily
>>319655523
TAKE THAT BACK
NOW.
>>319655523
who
FUCK OFF NIGGERS
>>319656526
"LOL NAZIS AMIRITE?" The LP
>>319657428
oops forgot to call my 5
>>319657516
>6
>>319657428
>>319657516
you're gonna have to try harder than that, yug.
>>319657404
Holy fuck all the guy said was that he didn't like undertale.
>>319657428
>>319657516
k1ll yourself
>>319657516
>>319657428
>>319657567
fuck this shit
>>319655950
>Not laughing at 'bleeetzball'
>>319657404
>turns hat backwards like ash fucking ketchum
5
>that audio of Matt's wife angrily stomping in with groceries in the latest Devil's Third video
>Matt doesn't even open the door for her or say hello
Countdown to divorce starts here.
>>319657505
>Woolie
>But it's called blitz ball..
>and blitz is a germen word
>so I dunno how to feel about that..
Jesus, I half expected a trigger warning there when he said that.
>>319657370
shut up liam
>>319656559
>"anyone notice that Liam is in everything now?"
>>319655885
>Edgy use of the word shit
Where's your hairline at?
>>319657798
They're a perfect match
S4suke>Naruto
>>319657956
I just wanna have a get already4
>>319658052
How about you getover here so I can cuddle you
>>319658052
I give up
>>319657404
>Matt having a discussion on his sub-redit with a displeased viewer
>>319655523
>is too stupid to use the basic sphere grid
What the fuck is wrong with Matt
He moved forward and back and forward and didn't even use a sphere
He wasted like 4 moves
BUT LULUS TITS THOUGH
>>319657946
That's... not his wife right? I thought it was a dude with long hair.
>>319657686
>haha titus jokes for another 120 episodes
>>319658267
BUT HUNGRY!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA, AM I RIGHT!?
I love pewdiepie too!
>>319658450
he's like dsp in almost every way
>>319658597
The difference is on is standing on an apex while the other one is spiraling into a hole.
I NEED FOOD PIZZAPASTA SIMPSONS MC FARTGASS
>Obsessing over fat, ugly, fake friend substitutes
Literally pathetic.
>Pat blundering his way through The Old Blood
You know, I'd almost feel sorry for Matt if it weren't for the fact he was even worse in Undertale, so much so that Liam at times effectively said, "Matt, you're just dumb, but we can get through this if you try hard enough" like in the DUMMY fight.
Still, seeing Pat ignore the turret on the boat was just painful.
>>319659025
>Literally
>>319659126
wool.i.am
woolie 3000
>>319659025
>obsessing over people obsessing over other people
>>319659118
He ignores everything in all the lastest LPs, it's like he switches to tunnel vision
>>319655523
We get it, you've seen inglorious bastards. It doesn't need to be brought up everytime a nazi is on screen.
>>319659324
>>319659118
Know what? I'm actually better with Pat being an idiot than Matt, because while Pat constantly calls himself an idiot and tries to learn the mechanics, Matt seems to always find a new excuse for his failures.
>>319657201
I don't know if that's bad or not.
>>319659660
>DIE NAZI
>hot dog joke
>>319659758
Drops in views are always bad, tho 6% is almost nothing
>>319655523
Muh ninja turtles
>Plague shitting on Liam
>Woolie and Matt asshurt over FANG's design
This was a great podcast
>>319659838
Helga is after the Holy Grail!
>>319657404
What the fuck.
>>319660136
I never played the prequel, Is she?
>>319660410
No, at the point they're at all they know is she's uncovering artifacts of King Otto.
She's hunting for aGolem.
>the tone of his voice, the way he keeps yelling for attention
He stuck out like a sore thumb in that last podcast
>>319657404
>>319657627
>What the fuck you said about Undertale?
>Undertale has one of the best soundtracks of the y-
>BAM
>that's what happens when you when you talk shit.
>I will EAT YOU!
>>319660761
>Something remotely interesting happens in the game
>Matt gasps like he just lost all the air in his lungs
The way he's desperate for attention is honestly just pathetic.