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>>319647814
when will chris kill himself?
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>>319647814
>Ms.
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>>319647814
>Appeal to be unbanned from store
>Get banned from every store in the state
Chris-chan's life is a cartoon.
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>>319647814
Will this ride ever end?
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>>319647814
isn't he taking estrogen now? That has to be fucking with his mind. why did he even mace that guy anyway?
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>>319648058
Hopefully never. Chris-chan is the gift that keeps on giving.
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>>319648058

Never.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcDotlrD5JE
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>>319647971
he probably chuckled a bit as he was writing that
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>>319648274
when i was young and into my teens i played with legos, was obsessed with transformers, and never socialized. i spent most of my days even in highschool playing video games or playing with transformer toys. I also drew shitty comics that were an amalgamation of g.i. joe and transformers.

My mother beat the shit out of me every time i "acted retarded". She threw away my transformers, legos and tore up my "artwork" and told me to grow up, get a job, find a girlfriend, and told me to, in her words, "quit being a faggot".

After college I found a girl, got married, and landed a good career. Even had two kids. All of this being driven by my mother's hateful voice.

I hated my mother until the day she died.

I recently went to a shrink with major depression. After recounting my life story and after he asked questions about my feelings about work and my relationship with my wife his diagnosis felt like being hit with a brick. Autism Spectrum Disorder. I was diagnosed with autism at 38 years old.

It was at this moment I realized that had my mother not beaten the living shit out of me daily I would have been CWC.

I couldn't breathe. My mother was a horrible person but I now owe her a debt of gratitude I can never pay.

There but before the grace of god go I.
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>>319649389
Although I don't agree with her beating you, I'm glad life has worked out for you.
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>>319647814
I think this shit got mentioned on CNN.
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>>319649389
Don't beat yourself up over not realizing it earlier.
She may have been pretty radical in her methods, but she did try to help you.
People try to help eachother even if it may seem mean and ill-spirited. It's very common that people only realize much later that when their parents might've seen super mean, they were trying to help.

Be happy you don't have parents that try to sabotage you because they're jealous of your life.
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>Charlottesville
Wait, I live there, what the hell.
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>>319650217
CONFIRMED FOR VIRGIN

SEX AND LOVE IS FORBIDDEN IN VIRGINIA
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>>319650314
The state slogan or whatever is "Virginia is for lovers".

I mean, this place is a fucking shithole, just saying.
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>>319648219
>Kesshite Buruamusu
>決して ブルアムス
>Never Blue Arms
holy kek
learning moonrunes paid off
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>>319650217
How new are you?
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>>319648156
>come to store he was already banned from
>starts vandalizing sonic boom display
>employee goes "sir, please fuck off, you're banned"
>chris doesn't leave
>employee starts calling the cops
>chris goes "DON'T CALL ANYBODY"
>maces the guy for no fucking reason and leaves anyway
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>>319650757
9 years now, sorry I don't pay attention to the le epic culture.
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>>319647814
AHAHAHAHA
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>>319648219
>wold
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>>319648274
H I G H F U N C T I O N I N G
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>>319650910
Whats keeping that employee from suing chris for all his neetbux? if i got maced for no reason you better believe he's going to jail or giving me half his shit.
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Did... did the Chris Chan library on youtube get deleted?
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>>319647814

>Loss

subtle
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>>319652237

Claims suits are typically based around loss of finance due to trauma, missed work, loss of life and limb, etc. Taking a little spray is not really going to cause any of that unless you have permanent eye damage.

Also, even if you could sue Chris Chan, he would probably just declare bankruptcy and fuck your claim anyways.
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>>319652301
Cut down by Bob from beyond the grave
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>>319652779
>declare bankruptcy

You can just...do that? What? I don't think a person can declare bankruptcy and not have to pay what a court orders them to, how the hell does that even apply to an individual?
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>>319652971
>>319652779
I'd also like to know about the bancrupcy thing.
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>>319652301
>Chris-chan
Reminded me of this college ultra-weeb guy
>loud
>obnoxious
>sperglord
I just wanted to make friends with him cause no one talks to him much. Wrong move it seems.
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>>319652779
Wouldn't work fuqboi, bankruptcy doesn't cover debts from willful and malicious injuries to person or property
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>>319647814
FUCKING GAMESTOP!

STOP WITH THE CWCPHOBIA!
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>>319648219

>>That Overly facetious response

That's fucking awesome if she did that! Is this for real or did someone else type this to him?
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>>319654007
It's fake, dumb dumb.
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>>319653723
It's not like the courts can make you pay money you don't have. It's not worth suing poor people if want money.
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>>319653018
>>319652971
Yep, look into the guy who got sued for over a million dollars by Nintendo for uploading a New Super Mario Bros torrent. He declared bankruptcy and didn't have to pay a cent. The only thing bankruptcy doesn't affect is student loans and alimony/child support.
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>>319649389
If you know about autism, you know about the whole spectrum thing. Chances are, you are the better off form of autistic and didn't need to be treated poorly to become a normal member of society. If you're at least happy with the man you've become now that you know all that, go ahead and thank your mother, but know that there are many ways to be successful, happy, and valuable.
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When did the chris-chan saga all start?
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>You'll never be autistic enough for /v/ to follow everything that happens in your life.
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>>319656659
November 2007 when some goons from SA and /v/ stumbled upon him in an OC character thread.

it all went downhill from there.
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>>319657328
create some OC, il laugh at you for trying at least.
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>>319647814
Hello, next issue of Sonichu.
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>>319649661
>>319649991
>>319649389
>>319654507
You're right to feel happy that your mother beat the faggotry and retardation out of you. Much better than a life wasted on coddling a spoiled retard who's a drain on everyone he encounters. Children should be beaten into submission when they clash with or deviate from their parents' or general societal expectations. It helps create responsible and rational adults.
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>>319647814
what is the story behind this
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>>319659267
Some fake letter written by one of chrischans fanboys
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>>319650969
I don't believe you since Chris-Chan is so ingrained in /v/ history and culture that if /v/ had history books he'd be on the cover.
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>>319659406
Chris CLEARLY has a page entitled "Video Games" on his wiki
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>>319659314
who is chrischan
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>>319659585
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler
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>>319659585
Some idiot that a bunch of autists got attracted to, they even pay for a wiki to document his life and spend time chatting with other chriscuks on IRC
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>>319659585
lurk moar faggot
>>319659585
>>319659709
>spoonfeeding
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>>319659804
Welcome to 4chan, newfriend. Please stop trying so hard to fit in. You're only embarrassing yourself. :^)
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>>319659804
>muh sekrit club!
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>>319659913
you really should know
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>>319659204
You're being sarcastic right
This sounds like sarcasm
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>>319659204
Lol tuck you
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>>319647814
>Ms.
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>>319647982

The letter is fake. Of course, because Chris is a gullible retard, he thinks its legitimate.
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>>319659913
it's not a "sekrit club" newfag it's stopping idiots who cant google and are completely ignorant of 4chan to learn something before they shit all over a thread
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>Corporate Saftey and Loss prevention team

My business english is a bit rusty. What exactly is that supposed to be?
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>>319648058

Probably when his mother dies. I give her another year, maybe two tops.
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>>319659267
Fucking newfriends.
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>>319652237
>neetbux

I'm legitimate autistic, but I have a job. Is there any way to get neetbux to supplement my income? Nobody has ever told me and I can't googlefu for beans.
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>>319660904
95% of their job is to prevent niggers from stealing.
The remaining 5% is enforcing work safety protocols and banning crazies from the store.
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>>319650438

Virginia is a Southern state trying desperately to pretend it's a Northeastern state. Of course it doesn't work because it's full of redneck hicks. The only not-shithole areas are the ones that directly support the Navy bases like Norfolk and even then you've got sailors everywhere.
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>>319661175
NEETbux are for autists who are too dysfunctional to get a job or work properly in public.

You have a job, so unless you're a good actor who can feign progressive brain damage, no.
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>>319660904
Loss prevention is guarding against shoplifting.

Corporate safety is protecting employees from violence.

Basically, it's the department that deals with low-grade belligerent assholes of every flavor.
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>>319660798
Yeah god forbid people ask questions, we might get some sort of discussion happening. We can't have that
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>>319660798
Dude just shut the fuck up
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>>319661483
Just my luck.

Too high functioning to get more money, not functioning enough to successfully get a high-paying job.
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>>319661569
Why is Chris so fucking delusional? I bet if someone wanted to get him put in a mental institute and they used Chris' own meticulous web documentation of himself, they'd succeed.

Here he is making threats of violence and destruction.
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>>319661667
smash that report button
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>>319661569
Would Chris like Boom if Sonic's arms were tan instead of blue? It seems the only thing he hates about it are the blue arms.
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>>319661657
newfaggotry is not an excuse for being a useless dumbshit
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>>319659585
>>319659890
>>319659913
>>319661657
>>319661667
Fuck off newfags. Go back to wherever you came from.
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>>319662236
all blue makes him looks a bit like a niggo desu
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>>319650969
epic lie
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>>319661698
>>319661175
NEETbux are meant to be the only source of income for the "low-functioning" so they're able to survive on their own when nobody in their right mind would give them a paying job, not as extra income.

In fact, I'm pretty sure getting a paying job while you're earning NEETbux is classified as fraud.
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>>319661818
>Tfw iv'e been in a mental hospital and chris is allowed to continue doing stupid shit and macing people without being put in one.
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>>319662553

Isn't Chris committing fraud by running that Etsy page then? He's getting income from another source after all.
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>>319661818
God fucking damn Chris is a true psychopath
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>>319662624
How's it feel to be more mental than Chris?
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>>319662342
>>319662243
Calm down the sekrit club stopped being secret like 10 years ago, being an oldfag doesn't make you special
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>>319661818
>even if we have to do something like put knives and bombs to their throats
>knives and bombs
>to their throat
>putting a bomb to someone's throat

A bit too much, innit?
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>>319662850
Spoken like a true newfag
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>>319662152
Sure. That's what's so funny about it. The only reason Chris is getting so worked up over Boom is a minor change in Sonics design. And it's not even the comparatively more noticeable scarf.
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>>319662850
>10 years ago
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>>319662779
I'm unable to process this and translate the feeling into words so instead il use a frog.
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when i was young and into my teens i played with fursuits, was obsessed with homestuck, and never socialized. i spent most of my days even in highschool playing in my fursuit or playing with furry toys. I also drew shitty homestuck fan comics that were an amalgamation of gay furry shit.

My mother beat the shit out of me every time i "acted retarded". She threw away my copy of morenatsu, dog dildos and tore up my "artwork" and told me to grow up, get a job, find a girlfriend, and told me to, in her words, "quit being a faggot".

After college I found a girl, got married, and landed a good career. Even had two kids. All of this being driven by my mother's hateful voice.

I hated my mother until the day she died.

I recently went to a shrink with major depression. After recounting my life story and after he asked questions about my feelings about work and my relationship with my wife his diagnosis felt like being hit with a brick. Autism Spectrum Disorder. I was diagnosed with autism at 38 years old.

It was at this moment I realized that had my mother not beaten the living shit out of me daily I would have been an undertale fan.

I couldn't breathe. My mother was a horrible person but I now owe her a debt of gratitude I can never pay.

There but before the grace of god go I.
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>>319654074
The Gamestop letter is real through right? Please tell me the Gamestop letter is real.
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>>319663262
>lowlife furry getting a job a wife and kids

you fucked it up, bro, it had potential
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>>319663358

It's fake.
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>>319663262
Fuck you dude.
Fuck your autism.
Fuck your self made copypasta.

This is the birth of a new and epic meme.
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>>319649389
Everyone has different experiences with autism. I have it and I've been able to get a job and have a relatively stable life (staying with my mother still at 29 simply because if I wasn't around paying her for rent then she wouldn't be able to afford to keep the house, due to her most recent husband leaving her.)

However, I've broken off all contact with my father because he did beat me and berate me and shit and took extreme punishment methods, and pretty much tried to control my life. I think the difference though is that he never tried to understand shit or just made assumptions that I was being purposefully disobedient rather than just not understanding what he was saying. Most of the time he did shit it felt like just being an asshole and beating me for no reason.

I currently see he had some reason for shit he did, but I still despise him, because of other shit he did and his overall attitude and need to control aspects of everyone's life, and getting offended whenever anyone did anything that wasn't part of his master plan. I don't take well with control freak ideologies, and I completely disowned him after one too many instances of him demanding I drop everything on the bat just to do something he wanted at the last second. He was a controlling, abusive asshole and I don't miss him.

I am glad you came to terms with your raising, at least.
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when i was young and into my teens i played with Half Life, was obsessed with Valve and never socialized. i spent most of my days even in highschool playing Half Life or playing with Blue Shift. I also drew shitty Half Life fan comics that were an amalgamation of Half Life and Opposing Force.

My mother beat the shit out of me every time i "acted retarded". She threw away my copy of HL and tore up my "artwork" and told me to grow up, get a job, find a girlfriend, and told me to, in her words, "quit being a faggot".

After college I found a girl, got married, and landed a good career. Even had two kids. All of this being driven by my mother's hateful voice.

I hated my mother until the day she died.

I recently went to a shrink with major depression. After recounting my life story and after he asked questions about my feelings about work and my relationship with my wife his diagnosis felt like being hit with a brick. Autism Spectrum Disorder. I was diagnosed with autism at 38 years old.

It was at this moment I realized that had my mother not beaten the living shit out of me daily I would have bought a Steam Machine.

I couldn't breathe. My mother was a horrible person but I now owe her a debt of gratitude I can never pay.

There but before the grace of god go I.
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>>319663815

Nigga I ain't got time to read your fucking blog
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>>319663403
I mean I used to fap to furry shit and still do and have a wife and four year old at 26. It's not that far-fetched.

Granted I never went down the hole of fursuits, cons, and dragon dildos. I just like porn of hot chicks.
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>>319664005

cat girls aren't furry
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>>319664005
>it's a "blog no one asked for" post
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>>319664234
It wasn't just cat girls, it was anything from monster girls, to Pokemon, to full on furry fox chicks with fur.

Holy shit, that right one wants it.
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>>319664234
Shouldn't her tail be lower, I mean that's not the point the human spine ends and could continue into a tail.
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>>319664367
Thanks for taking the time to read it.
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>>319664005
Your 4 year old must be proud of you
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>>319664396

dunno

>>319664384

she sure does
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>>319663403
You kiddin' me? A lot of them have highly paid, professional positions in mathematics and engineering and medicine but we don't talk about him
The only thing stopping that from being true is how they're a bunch of fucken fruits
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>>319648156
he's just haphazardly taking hormones, he's not on any plan or anything.
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>>319648156
iirc he's using a cream that's meant to contain estrogen which is more or less a placebo
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>>319648156

He's using menopause relief cream he nicks from his mother and is stuffing vibrators in his bras in the belief that his man-tits will turn into real tits.
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>>319662342
>Fuck off newfags. Go back to wherever you came from.
are you butthurt someone didn't know your faggot christine?
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>>319665036
>>319665937
If nothing else I really hope for his sake that whatever shit he's taking only turns out to be placebos. Actual hormone therapy is supposed to be monitored at all stages by doctor because taking much more hormones than what your body naturally has can be fast track to fucking yourself up hard. I mean not just make you look freakish but a major cancer risk as well potentially.
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>>319667053

He's already pretty fucked up at all levels. I don't know what hormones could do worse to him except maybe give him actual gynecomastia and fuck up his dick even more.
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>>319667169
>>He's already pretty fucked up at all levels

True, but he isn't dying of testicular cancer. That's a possible scenario if he's really got his hands on serious hormones through the internet. Perhaps his own ineptitude will keep him from poisoning himself.
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When i was young and into my teens i played with Spider-Man, was obsessed with Marvel and never socialized. i spent most of my days even in highschool playing Spider-Man 2 or watching Spider-Man, I also drew shitty Spider-Man fan comics that were an amalgamation of Spider-Man TAS and the Ultimate comics.

My mother beat the shit out of me every time i "acted retarded". She threw away my copy of Spider-Man 2 and tore up my "artwork" and told me to grow up, get a job, find a girlfriend, and told me to, in her words, "quit being a faggot".

After college I found a girl, got married, and landed a good career. Even had two kids. All of this being driven by my mother's hateful voice.

I hated my mother until the day she died.

I recently went to a shrink with major depression. After recounting my life story and after he asked questions about my feelings about work and my relationship with my wife his diagnosis felt like being hit with a brick. Autism Spectrum Disorder. I was diagnosed with autism at 38 years old.

It was at this moment I realized that had my mother not beaten the living shit out of me daily I would have dressed up as Spider-Man everyday.

I couldn't breathe. My mother was a horrible person but I now owe her a debt of gratitude I can never pay.

There but before the grace of god go I.
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>>319667904
Your shrink is trying to con you into paying him for future sessions as he's curing you from a non-existent disease.

You have mid-life crisis, anon. You'll get over it.
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>>319667904
This isn't a very good copypasta you're trying to make
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Don't you guys get sick of harassing a person who has severe mental problems?
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>>319668262
We are just continuing a fine human tradition. Back in the 1700s people would go to the insane asylum like a zoo, and buy sticks to poke inmates and pull their hair and laugh when they screamed.

Our humiliation is much more humane, all that is hurt are feelings.
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>>319668262
You'd think I would but no.
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>>319668262

Do people get sick of harassing and ostracizing me?
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>>319668262
/v/ doesn't do shit other then watch the train wreck unfold.
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>>319667904
>>There but before the grace of god go I.

Even if this is just a nonsensical copypasta, I think that last sentence does describe a lot of peoples' fascination with CWC. The obsession with entertainment meant for children, the social ineptitude, the living through the internet, the chronic failure. A lot of /v/irgins do see something of themselves in CWC. Like a vision of where they might have ended up had their worst traits been magnified a bit more. It's both a comfort to confirm to ourselves that we've never fallen quite that far, and sick source of fascination to see some of ourselves in him.
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>>319648274
What does the world look like through the eyes of Chris?
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>>319668437
source? there's no way that happened.
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>>319668880

magic markers and pencils
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>>319668809
tldr
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>>319667904
You could have been on broadway
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>>319648219
>grown adults bickering over a fictitious cartoon hedgehog's arm color
>well written letters being made over this "issue"

Now I understand why the world hates the US.
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>>319663262
>dog dildos 25 years ago
Ya blew it.
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>>319647814
>rus rogerson
>rus
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>>319669176

It is a fake letter made by someone who wanted to laugh at him, m8
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>>319662553
>>319662662
Like so many crazy things in the US it can vary from state to state. IIRC in my state you can make $600 a month (don't remember if its gross or after taxes) and still qualify for full disability benefits.

>>319662624
Lord Almighty I Know That Feel.
And they tell you that you're supposed to reach out for help if you really think a lot about An Hero-ing. Yeah right, only if you want to get thrown into the nut hatch with a bunch of fiending junkies and Alzheimer's cases for four days and almost lose your job and apartment as a result.
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>>319669176
It's not even real. Calm down, autist.
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>>319669292

Take it from someone who knows, being in an institution for any amount of time for any reason is the same as being a convicted felon. It fucks up your entire life for the rest of your life.
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>>319668923
http://listverse.com/2014/04/02/10-crazy-facts-from-bedlam-historys-most-notorious-asylum/

TL;DR version: It's the reason the word Bedlam means complete and utter insanity or chaos. Check out number 1, the human zoo.
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I love this picture.

You can literally see the madness descending onto his face.
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>>319669461
This is terribly written.
It's not real is it?
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he's banned from every Gamestop statewide

LOL I'm in tears. That's what happens when autists aut
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>>319663213
No one told you when to run
You missed the starting gun
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>>319652971
>>319653018

First of all, when a court determines you owe someone damages you're billed. You (and likely your lawyer) work out a payment plan which may include having your wages garnished (ie, having a set %age of your annual wage sent to the plantiff).

Second of all, when you declare Bankruptcy you are admitting that you cannot pay your debts (which may include ones imposed by a court). When this happens, your creditors get together with your bank and the IRS (who has all your financial records) and audits you, and then determines if it's worth their time to continue to try and get their money back.

As part of this process, your assets (specifically your house and your car) will be given a value and if you can't pay your debts you can give them away directly to your creditors. Alternatively, they may determine that you don't have enough assets left but you have a stable job, in which case your creditors (again, which can include a court) garnish your wages. However, ultimately if you cannot pay up and you can prove it (ie severe mental health problems preventing you from obtaining a stable job, being a convicted sex offender, being in jail for life, being homeless etc) then your lawyer can argue to have the majority of your debts "forgiven", or rather dropped as it would be a waste of everybody's time to try and squeeze it out of you.

Generally speaking, most courts won't let you weasel out of a settlement especially if it came through arbitration and not a guilty verdict. However, at the end of it if you can't pay you can't pay and the plaintiff doesn't get anything. This is very common especially when dealing with crimes committed by niggers.

It's important to remember that the courts only collect money themselves if you owe them money (say as part of a criminal, not civil conviction). In a civil claims court the collection is up to the creditors, who have to either hire repomen or go to your bank to collect their money back.
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hen i was young and into my teens i played Minecraft, was obsessed with Minecraft and never socialized. i spent most of my days even in highschool playing Minecraft or watching SkyDoesMinecraft, I also drew shitty Minecraft fan comics that were an amalgamation of Minecraft and Minecraft lets players.

My mother beat the shit out of me every time i "acted retarded". She threw away my copy of Minecraft and tore up my "artwork" and told me to grow up, get a job, find a girlfriend, and told me to, in her words, "quit being a faggot".

After college I found a girl, got married, and landed a good career. Even had two kids. All of this being driven by my mother's hateful voice.

I hated my mother until the day she died.

I recently went to a shrink with major depression. After recounting my life story and after he asked questions about my feelings about work and my relationship with my wife his diagnosis felt like being hit with a brick. Autism Spectrum Disorder. I was diagnosed with autism at 38 years old.

It was at this moment I realized that had my mother not beaten the living shit out of me daily I would have dressed up as steve everyday.

There but before the grace of god go I.
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>>319669689

This really needs an update to Punished Chris.
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>>319647814
>Ms. Chandler
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>>319668880
Blue
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>>319670623

tl;dr suing chris for money would be pointless as the plaintiff would be unable to collect, since chris has no money. At most, he'd be able to destroy chris's credit rating (implying he has one at all) by going to his bank and demanding filing a claim with them

that being said chris could get fucked by a criminal suit, but he'd have to actually commit a semi serious crime (like shoplifting, theft, assault, or fleeing justice) in order to get a court to do anything
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>>319669292
You know it mang, it's a broken system and therapists do jack shit.
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>>319670887

Chris' credit rating is already abysmal. He's been in moderate to severe credit card debt more than once.
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>Ms.
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>>319662624

That's because chris isn't an intimidate danger to himself or anyone else. Sorry to say but to the police suicidal people are a larger threat than autists like chris.
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>>319670712

>when I was young
>minecraft

fuck guys 2008 really was eight years ago

where does the time go?
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>>319671335
Time flies I guess
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>>319671226
Didn't he deliberately hit a dude with a car? I mean it was low speed, but still. IIRC the guy knew Chris and his family for some time and refused to press charges because he felt truly sorry for them. At this point though being ordered into some kind of halfway house might be the best option for the poor bastard.
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I want Liquid Chris to come back.
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And you faggots wonder why girls are repelled by you?
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>>319647814
> precedence
Fake as fuck
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>>319669689
His eyes go from innocent to fucked up like Adam Lanza's. I hope the FBI is watching him in wait for the inevitable suicidal rampage
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will cwcville come back?
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>>319670887
But he did assault someone isn't that enough?
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>>319671226
He maced a guy though, you people are treating this like it's not serious. Do you have no empathy for that poor dude just doing his job? He's obviously is a danger to others, that's straight up assault. Also not that it matters but i wasn't put in the loony bin for suicidal thoughts.
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>>319674275

chris being a mace guy confirmed.
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>>319667904
http://arch.b4k.co/_/search/text/When%20i%20was%20young%20and%20into%20my%20teens%20i%20played%20with/
>trying to force it this hard
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>>319674825
When i was young and into my teens i played Minecraft, was obsessed with Minecraft and never socialized. i spent most of my days even in highschool playing Minecraft or watching SkyDoesMinecraft, I also drew shitty Minecraft fan comics that were an amalgamation of Minecraft and Minecraft lets players.

My mother beat the shit out of me every time i "acted retarded". She threw away my copy of Minecraft and tore up my "artwork" and told me to grow up, get a job, find a girlfriend, and told me to, in her words, "quit being a faggot".

After college I found a girl, got married, and landed a good career. Even had two kids. All of this being driven by my mother's hateful voice.

I hated my mother until the day she died.

I recently went to a shrink with major depression. After recounting my life story and after he asked questions about my feelings about work and my relationship with my wife his diagnosis felt like being hit with a brick. Autism Spectrum Disorder. I was diagnosed with autism at 38 years old.

It was at this moment I realized that had my mother not beaten the living shit out of me daily I would have dressed up as steve everyday.

There but before the grace of god go I.
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>>319673178

Chris is too much of an egotistical pussy to kill himself and is too physically weak and stupid to actually hurt anyone even if he calls on tard strength. He's ultimately harmless.
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>>319675146
>Even if he calls on tard strength
kek
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>>319675146
I don't know he seems really mentally disturbed. Although he's also the most autistic person I've ever seen. The good days were the ones with Sonichu hanging from his neck
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>>319647814
>We hope that you will consider our Gamestop online resources as viable alternative fot all of your game-related needs
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>>319675709
That's before the trolls of the internet saw him passing by and just couldn't help themselves
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>>319647814

There is an easy way for him get this solved.

All he has to do is tell some famous SJWs that Gamestop is oppressing him due to Transphobia, and instantly he will have an army that will through up such a PR shitstorm, Gamestop will be forced to let him back in.
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>>319675573
>>319675146

>tard strength

Hey now that I think about, why ARE tards always seemingly so much stronger than normal people regardless of their actual physical makeup or retardation?
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>>319676362
Their limiters are removed
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>chris gets NEETbux and blows it on stupid shit with no consequences
>Meanwhile people that actually need it don't get it for whatever stupid reasons they come up with when denying
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>>319668262

There's a dedicated group of people that fuck with him but it has nothing to do with /v/ and never has.
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>>319668809
fucking this
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>>319676362

A normal person has a sort of psychological barrier that prevents them from injuring themselves. Down syndrome and disorders like it have the potential to throw that shit right out the window.
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Why not just go out of state?
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>>319679198
Why not just order online like a normal person? oh that's right he's fucking retarded.
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>>319648219
>Kesshite (Katherine) Buruamusu
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>>319647814
>I was assigned your case number
God speed Rus. You're gonna need it.
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Hes absolutely right in his video.
Gamestop is a monster.
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>>319669176
And now I understand why the US hates the rest of the world.
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