What are your girlfriends favourite videogames?
Not sex. What a bitch.
She's more of a book person
>>319640335
WoW
My ex used to play all those city building games on iphone/android.
Casual
How many threads will you make with this bait image? shes an obese whale go kill yourself
>>319640335
GOOD GODS
>>319640335
>knees exposed
>cleavage visible
>hair unbound
>in public
Trash desu.
Also, her favourite game is "barefoot and pregnant: wife edition"
C&C games.
>>319640545
She's literally perfect you blind nigger kike
>>319640335
Come on now famicom, at least wait a week to make the same thread.
>>319640396
Don't talk that way about your love
>>319640335
I don't have a girlfriend
>>319640721
I've got love for her. I don't love her.
>>319640335
Is that a thick version of Creepy Chan?
>>319640545
get out nigger fag
>>319640335
Jesus christ, why are women walking around like that? L I T E R A L L Y asking for it
how do i enlarge my penis
>>319640335
S E X Y
E _ _ X
X _ _ E
Y X E S
>>319640954
Seeing a girl like her makes me a lot happier, so I honestly don't mind.
>>319640992
watch OP's picture
it should harden in the process
>>319640992
become mike matei
The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth
FFXIV and Borderlands.
>>319640992
Give me your SSN and I'll direct you to a gentleman that has one weird trick on how to get your pee-pee to grow
Jak & Daxter, Ratchet & Clank, Dark Cloud. Pretty typical games for girls to like in general.
>>319641050
no seriously
i know this thread's about to 404 and i'm frustrated that i have a small penis
i want a big dong, how do you get a big dong
>>319641134
Lift weights with it.
>>319640635
Good taste. Give her an ass smack for it.
>>319641134
get the expansion pak
>>319641134
You don't
You accept your tiny penis
And remember that hung fuccbois have trouble findin a hole they can bang without making the girl/fag hurt like a bitch
>>319640954
Judging by the train cart it's either ex-USSR country or Russia itself. More girls than boys, women have to compete for a good partner. She's luring.
>>319641134
I don't know if you're trolling but dick size is related to hormones to an extent.
If your testosterone is low, you're either fat or sedentary or both. If you're fat, lose weight and start working out and eating more fat and protein. If you're not fat, do the exact same thing but try to gain some muscle instead
>>319640335
Half Life 3
Metroid, Zelda, Pokémon, Skyrim, Smash.
Very typical, but it's whatever.
>>319640335
l4d2 and killing floor, though we play everything together. Currently playing wildstar. After we will play Lost Planet 2 that I just picked up for sale for us.
>>319640335
I came
>>319641262
Doesn't testosterone relate to body hair too ?
I have a quite big penis but shit I'm not hairy at all. Girls often find me unmanly if I'm shirtless
>>319641262
So, in a nutshell: exercising is great for your health, skin, ego, and penis?
Damn, gotta get my lazy ass up then.
>>319640335
Sims, android games and other casual things like that.
>>319641134
girls wont want it or be able to feel it if you're under 6 inches. They want big thick dicks like Mike matei from AVGN with his 10 incher
She plays Tekken Tag 2 with me.
She also plays Space Engine.
>>319641371
Not the same kind of testosterone, it's why black people don't necessarily have more body hair despite being higher in testosterone on average
>>319641379
Yeah it does wonders. Check out the sticky on /fit/, it covers everything you need to know and is an easy (albeit a bit long) read
She plays Guild Wars 2 mostly.
She was playing Minecraft and PvZ: Garden Warfare prior to that.
She reads all the the Witcher books to play the games later. She's interested in books more than the games, I think.
She plays Vagante with me.
>>319640335
Okami, Bayo1-2, Dark souls, Dragons Dogma. She can't just choose one.
>>319640545
>that's "obese"
If you live in the land of starving stick people, I guess.
>>319641421
true virgin detected
>>319641443
Thanks hormonefag for your knowledge
>>319641421
will two and half inches satisfy at the very least?
we're talking erected here
>>319640335
Fallout 3+
>>319640335
Girls can't have girlfriends
>>319641546
no. it needs to be at least 7 inches long and thick
>>319641546
Get ready for the replies
>>319640335
nothing she is a workaholic.
We have a company together and she is usually doing most of the things.
Even if the company is owned by me.
>>319641250
If that's true, why are Slavs such pervs?
>>319640335
My wife really likes RPGs.
Right now she finishes Witcher 3.
She did not liked Fallout 4 thought.
Said it just exactly like 3/NV, so there is no point playing it.
it took her a while, but portal 2. Still trying to find something else. She sort of likes woolly world I guess but for the most part she'd rather me play on my own.
MMOs. Especially those with an emphasis on PvP. She likes watching League, and watching me play single player games, but isn't really into playing either herself.
>>319641586
DALLAS
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Yoshi's Island and Wario Land 4, but those are the only games she plays, and she seems to like Yoshi's Wooly World. Sometimes I can get her to play Tekken though.
>>319641595
wtf
you said SIX inches
is it six or seven
>>319640396
Tekken whatever, SH2, MGS3, oldschool Tomb Rider and RE, even the new ones.
She's a skeleton and cosplays. I hit jackpot and don't know how.
She hates the stuff I play tho, had to hide the copy of oneechanbara z2 I borrowed from a friend.
>>319641658
it depends on the girth. 6 inches might be okay if it was really fat
>>319641658
What the fuck is so hard to understand about eight inches?
>>319640335
Okami, Xenoblade, Ni No Kuni and she adores pokemon. She also really enjoyed Bayonetta, and there's some other one that she fucking loves to death, but I can't remember.
>>319641608
Lonely pervert anons live in all the corners of Earth.
>>319641595
7 inch fag reporting
most girls I dated were afraid of my big dick
blwjobs are short due to jawache
lots of foreplay to insert tip. No rough sex, never
>>319640335
Silly anon, Guardian Forces cant play video games
Phantasy Star Online 2
Bucky O'Hare
Felix the Cat
Rockin' Cats
Sonic 2
Pokémon series
Digimon DS
Don't Starve TogetherUndertale
Sims, GTA, Mario Kart, Street Fighter, genesus Sonic games M
When I tried to play this game with my gf she called me a baka.
>video link is now banned text
>>319641586
F O R T W O R T H
>>319641786
>7 inch fag trying to comfort small peepee people like me
stop please
you're making it worse
Animal Crossing and Hyrule Warriors. That's all tho.
>>319640335
Resident Evil 5 and Kameo
>>319640335
>>319640335
No One Lives Forever, Quake and League of Legends.
Maybe Mario Kart 8 now.She's in love with shy guy, more than with me...
>>319641870
5-5.5 inch is master race anon
and it saddens me too
>>319640646
>>319641487
>/v/irgin beta orbiters have shit for taste
Not surprised
>>319642003
>wishing your gf loves you
what are you, gay ?
>>319640816
I too am in this boat.
>>319641217
>tfw no /v/f to smack my ass when I please him
>>319640335
Imagine how good the jiggle physics are on that tho
Suikoden
>>319642045
lolicancer detected
>>319640335
>implying i want to talk about videogames
>>319640335
Katamari Damacy and Meanbean Machine
>>319642082
maybe ;)
>>319640335
>girlfriend
where the fuck do you think you are faggot?oh wait thats right /v/ after 2010 is basically reddit teir.
>>319640335
>People here unironically think trash like that is attractive.
>>319641860
>streetfighter
She any good?
>>319642176
s-shut up anon !I-it's not like I want to see your bulge
>>319642003
that's easy enough to roleplay, a mask and a bathrobe
>>319642235
well it's also oldfags growing up and not all of us are becoming wizards
sorry bro
>gf is at my place
>looks around my room
>"hey, why don't you teach me how to play one of your games? "
>I've never mentioned vidya around her, only because I know she's not into it and would be bored of me talking about it
>start up Link to the Past, my favorite game as a kid. Also, all chicks love Zelda for some reason.
>she's tapping the d-pad to walk because she thinks something is going to jump out at her, even though there's zero precedent for that happening and I told her it would never happen
>only walks on the dirt path because "someone probably worked hard to grow that grass!"
>every enemy encounter is a fight for her life because she's incapable of operating the d-pad and buttons at the same time
>we never finish the first half of Hyrule Castle
Might try giving her an RPG next, because she likes stories a lot but has the hand-eye coordination of a rock. Just not sure which one to lead with.
>>319640335
Pikmin, Battle for Middle Earth 2, Civ, Banished and Sim City. She hates shooters and MOBAs, too.
Terraria, minecraft, hearthstone and Amnesia.
what a casual :^)
>>319642303
>not wanting to master the fireball and lightning spells
cancer
>>319640335
I know this girl. She's a Czech prostitute. Has a vid on xvideos.
>>319642337
>has the hand-eye coordination of a rock
sorry for your sex dude
>gf
Ha... ha.....
>>319642337
ill sum this up as
>just found the perfect girl
>>319642429
sauce
>>319642429
Well, post the link.
>gf has good, varied taste in games, she's a good 6 years younger than me so I can forgive most of her childhood defining games being on the PS2
>Made her play a Gundam game with me
>mfw she was dodging incoming fire like it was nothing
>Boost management was better than mine
>Only way I could shut her down was rushing melee, and she started getting really good at blocking shit on reflex
>She got bored of it
>"Mechs are stupid"
How do I make her see the light and love giant robots? She watched Pacific Rim but she wasn't that into it, I made her watch mecha shows with lighter elements like FMP and she started skipping the mecha scenes.
She doesn't play vidya at all.
>>319642481
The perfect girl is someone who can be your co-op partner.
>>319642553
Not your blog. Kill yourself.
>>319641586
T O K Y O
>>319642597
it's you who is wrong anon
>>319642342
Lucked out.
>>319642597
>6 years younger
You dating a 14 year old or something?
How do I get a gf with big breasts?
>>319642553Know your feel bro, my girl got vaginism since some condom accidents early in the relationship. I love her but consider breaking up if this issue doesn't improve in the following months
>>319640335
She doesn't play games, thanks god.
Previous one liked games and it was hell. We basically had no interaction, it was either her playing games or me or both of us. We had sex like once a week.
There are many hobbies you wish your girlfriend would share with you, but the vydiagaems is not one of them.
>>319640335
she doesn't. all she keeps caring about is climbing up higher the social ladder. whether that means adding more contacts on linkedin, kissing ass of important people or attending meetups with all kinds of boring businesses. she's no fun at all
>>319642553At least she's only depressed unlike me ex who turned out to have PCOS and OCD.Worst thing is that I still love her and regret breaking up with her. I want to try to get back together again in the future, but right now neither of us is clear for it.
>>319642913
JUST
>tfw no gf
She didn't play anything when we started dating.
She saw me playing Civ V once and expressed interest in her. I gave it to her and taught her how to play and she loved it. Only reason she doesn't play anymore is because she knows she won't be able to put it down.
Got her to play Mario World but she couldn't handle it too well when it got hard.
Recently, she heard me talk about SF so much that she asked me to teach her SF. I tried teaching her Guile and really really basic fundamentals, but she can't really get the hang of 1. using an arcade stick, and 2. charge moves. Funny note, she thought Guile screaming "SONIC BOOM!" every time he used it was hilarious.
>>319642808
Pick on the chubby girls, it's that simple. She'll lose some due constant sex. Just don't let her go on hard diet or something - she'll lose fat AND breasts pretty fast.
Or just a pick a girl with really small breasts and give her money for implants. All the chicken-breast girls dream about implants.
>>319642902
>Not having a comfy setup in the front room where you can both play video games while still chatting
It's no different from sitting watching TV together with previous girlfriends, except I don't sit there the whole time thinking this is garbage, I wish I was playing video games.
>>319642913
god i hate these kind of people in general
never associate with these kind of people, become the better you and make them come brown-nosing to you
>>319643330
>in a car with flatchested friend
>this woman with huge tits shows up walking across the street
>softly I CLEARLY hear 'fucking bitch I hope you get hit by a car'
>sorry linda, what was that?
>oh nothing anon, just saw something disgusting
>mfw how I depicted her for a moment
>>319643330
i can't believe i'm asking this, but does this actually work
>>319643386
we're childhood friends too so we've been pretty long together, but somewhere along the years she suddenly became really business-esque and wants to be taken seriously by attending these bigshot companies doing nothing but collecting contacts
I don't know sometimes
>>319643501
>breast envy of that level
this arouses me
I want to bully flatstfw no qtgrill bully simulator
>>319640396
Oh she's having it. Just not with you. IDK why they always think they're stealthy about that shit.
>>319643706
the envy with woman runs real deep anon, becareful
>>319643682
>childhood friend as a GIRLFRIEND
what anime do you live in
>>319643782
none, its not so uncommon anon
>>319642235
>The average person on as /v/ has had sex, and a good % probably have a girlfriend.
>I'm still a a kissless virgin at 22 years old.
Civilization
She also just loves watching me play or let's plays because she acknowledges she's not the best at games but still enjoys them.
>>319643880
if worst comes to worst, you can always pay a prostitute
>Was fucking around in town one day waiting to meet up with my gf as she finished her business
>Go into a store that had demo units to play
>They had Mahvel 3
>Decide to play
>Some pink haired girl comes up and asks to fight, say sure
>She knows the basics, don't go all out on her because that's no fun
>"haha I'm winning! I bet you never thought you'd meet a girl who could beat you at video games!"
>Turn up the heat a little
>"Come on, you're not allowed to hit me when I'm on the ground like that, give me space to get up"
>Zone her out with Trish
>"You're not fighting fair, I could beat you really easily if you didn't cheat, do yo have to cheat to beat a girl or something because you can't face losing to a girl"
>She asks to add me on facebook after some play, oblige
>Furry groups
>Posting about her OC
>Me and my gf have a good laff about it when she arrives
I still don't know if she was coming on to me or was just overly enthusiastic.
>>319643880
explore the world, save up some cash and get to know people there
thats how I met one of my best friends
>>319642597
She's bored of kicking your ass all the time, get her into Armored Core and watch her out reflex your slow aged reflexs. .
>>319643501
>read my gf's diary because I'm a jerk
>she's talking about how her coworker has the perfect body and how she wishes she had that
>she's not wrong
I actually think her breasts look good naked. Usually most normal (read:not porn) bare breasts look kinda weird. She just needs to dress better.
>>319642597
>she's a good 6 years younger than me
neat
how did you two meet?
>>319643880
>The average person on as /v/ has had sex
>>319643880
>22 years old
You've got time.
>>319643575
Of course. And that's the only ways.
The thing is - there are no cute fit girls with large natural breasts. Either she'll be thick or plastically modded.
There are already pre-outfitted women of course, but we all know how costly and bad tempered they are in general. You want woman of your dreams - pick a cub and let her become the one with your help.
>>319640335
she got into vidya with telltale's the walking dead.
never said she's a gamer girl or anything like that, and actually tried and/or finished some old stuff. she loved metal gear solid and surprisingly, papers please. next up is max payne, as soon as she gets free from homework and stuff.
>>319643501
>Stick your dick in crazy
>Shenanigans with Kitchen appliances
>????
>Insurance Payout for Family
>>319644090
I was a mature student for a little while, met her at university.
>>319643782
It's a huge mistake. Even their minor changes are noticeable in a bad way, and they'll change a lot. Even if it's for better, it doesn't feel that way.
>>319644295
oh fiar enough
>21
>NEET
>0 friends since I was around 12
>kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin
>never even had a female friend
>anxiety too bad to get a job
>anxiety too bad to even leave my room
>no hopes or dreams
>drown the pain out through video games
Am I the biggest loser on /v/?
>>319644390
you're 21, you still have a chance of changing yourself
i won't lie, it's going to be hard but we're going to make it
>>319644390
i always wondered what a person like you looks like.
>>319644496
All hope faded a long time ago.
>>319644390
I'm a low grade autist with a fairly serious fixation on video games, and I managed to get a job and a gf.
Sometimes I want to just round up all the clearly autismal people I know, sit them all down with a drink and coach them on how to pass as a normie. I believe only a small percentage can't be saved, and you certainly don't have to give up on video games to make it.
>>319644390
you can be 30 and still have hope
deal with your anxiety, thats your biggest mindblock there
>my birthday
>don't want to do anything
>gf takes me on a tour group visiting a shitload of chocolate shops
>she tells them it's my birthday and they all sing for me and give me a cupcake with a candle
>tour finishes
>three Japanese girls I'm the group say "Happy birthday!" as they leave
>pretend not to enjoy it as much as I did
Anyway, my gf only reads books and watches Criminal Minds. Really sweet, but getting very bored.
>>319644589
I felt similar until I was 25 when I finally sought out help. It sucked, but everything changed pretty quickly for me.
Now I'm working a job I like and have a girlfriend, so, yeah. Get help.
>>319644548
I'm 6'0 and actually rather handsome.
I was brought up in a family with a lot of domestic abuse and it really messed me up. Gave up on life when I was 16. Didn't even go to any of my school exams.
