Write the plot of the inevitable Metroid Reboot in 3 sentences or less.
Ridley is being a dick.
Samus walks in and shoots him fifty times in the face.
She kidnaps a set of living plushies and blows up the planet.
So it turns out
Samus goes bounty hunting
Before Prime 3 or Fusionnever ever
Samus
Boobs
Aliens
Ridley kills Samus' parents. Samus decides to blame white males instead. Samus is declared a hero.
Miyamoto rehasehes the plot of the first game, removes all the powerups besides Morph Ball while Pretending everyone on Earth doesn't know Samus is a girl.
Samus actually getting the Chozo Suit and going on a mission of REVENGE.
armor
explosions
aliens
>>319626854
>My name is not important.
>What is important is what I'm going to do.
>I just fucking hate this galaxy.
Samus goes back to not speaking.
Massacres innocent aliens by the billions.
SAMUS IS TRANS
SAMUS IS TRANS
SAMUS IS TRANS
>>319626854
Samus Aran is a woman who became a bounty hunter to fight for peace in the galaxy after a group of Space Pirates led by Ridley killed her parents, and has the power to stop them thanks to a power suit gifted to her by the Chozo race.
The Galactic Federation also isn't a bunch of retarded Weyland-Yutani wannabes and they don't kill off the namesake of the franchise in the immediate sequel.
>>319626854
Metroid 5 sequel to Metroid Fusion, there you go there is your reboot.
There's a planet with space pirates and reports ofmetroidshenanigans going on. Samus takes the case and genocides the shit out of everything but the space ostrich and flies off into the sunset.
