Listen up, /v/. This is one of the most cruel, despicable, hate-filled, rotten places I've ever seen. I love it so much, I'm taking it over! So my first decree as your new king is for you to give me your princess! Bwahahahaha!
> tfw no princess
I can hear that fucking laugh
I read it in his voice.
You're not taking over ANY board youbowser koopa
>>319617297
Well if it isn't the pint-sized pipe-squeak! And just what are you going to do to stop me, you faucet freak?
>>319616538
If you want control of /v/, you gotta pass the test brah. Pic related.
Here, take her.
Tell Cheatsy I said hi
>>319616538
woah is that king k rool?
>>319616538
Wait whos our princess /v/?
>>319616538
MAMA WEEGEE
>>319618587
Pounded that out with only about 10 lives lost last Summer.
Beat it back on the All-Stars collection with my babysitter.
And who's this clown?! It's a slippery slope, kid. Next thing you know, you'll be Trippin' from inside a looney bin. Don't be like me.
>>319618868
You, ya fairy godmotha
>>319616538
Hey Bowser: I raped your kid. Beat him up and came in his ass. And you know what? He liked it: no wonder you named him 'BJ'
>There will never be an episode where Bowser, in an attempt to secure the mushroom throne, decides to just kidnap Princess Toadstool, rape her, and force her to bear a child, obligating them to wed over said child
>Mario, Luigi, and Toad all get trapped in Koopa's dungeon and must break out to stop Koopa's seeds of strive (among other seeds) to bear fruition
>There will never be a musical number sang really shittily like the others were while M,L, and Toad run through the castle to the Master Bedroom while it pans bakc and forth to Bowser tying up the Princess and going through a comical routine of preparing his body for intercourse while the Princess protests while lying on his bed in chains.
>>319619627
leaping lasagna, anon... you might wanna chill the fuck out
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>>319616538
>>319616538
Unfortunate Vivian was our princess, and she's in another castle now.
>>319620252
>tfw I got keked both irl and on the internet
>>319620432
what happened anon
>>319618038
I'm gonna stuff you down the drain pipe and back to the badlands, sorry for the late reply reptile breath.
>>319620520
not gonna blog about it, but hs gf of 4 years left me for some black d she met in college. 2 years ago. I now have a grudge of germans and tapdancers I'm getting over.
>>319620717
sounds like you got culturally enriched
>>319620802
more like she did, but it's in the past.
>>319618868
Classi with an i.
>>319620768
>Marge Simpsons Playboy centerfold on the wall in the background
And everyday the CWChole gets a little deeper.
I will defend my Princess Ruto to the very end.
Here you go, DK got her all nice and loose for you
