Is it true that everyone who picked Yoshi turned out to be gay?
>>319554337
Yep. Literally everyone who ever used Yoshi Mario Kart 64.
>>319554337
>tfw I always used toad
what does that say about me?
my main man Wario all day every day
and yes, Yoshi players are homosexual men
>>319555125
That you are a try-hard.
>>319555320
fuck, that's actually semi-right. I ain't no piece of shit but I always need to win
>>319555320
Or, you know, Toad players were just plain better.
Once you reach a certain level you don't need to "tryhard" against idiots to win.
I played yoshi and I have a gf, what now?
>>319555679
You'll turn gay in approximately
10...
9...
8...
>>319555679
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard_(companion)
>>319554337
>Always picked Mario because I liked being a balanced driver; light weights were too difficult to control, heavy weights were too fucking slow
>Luigi is literally a punching-bag character, and I'm saying that as a younger brother who you'd expect to pick Luigi
>Would have always picked Wario because he's a cool dude and Wario Land games are great, but he's too fucking slow for my tastes
>had a friend who recently came out of the closet
>also found out he has a Yoshi "fursona"
I always played as Wario because he wasn't as heavy as Bowser but could still knock almost every other player out of the way
Also when I fell off a cliff at least I could laugh at my own character making losing less aggravating. Anyone playing Toad was a dick because it forced me to play as Peach
>>319554337
nah my best friend picked toad and now he's the gayest faggot ever
>>319555320
These descriptions are made by wario players
>>319554585
So every Mario Kart 64 speed runner ever?
>>319554337
Yes.
Though, I prefer my main man, Wario
>>319555320
I always pick luigi and I always win
No. I picked Bowser and I'm gay.
>>319556291
>implying middleweights were "balanced" in 64
Middleweight drivers actually have the slowest acceleration of all the weight classes and have the same top speed as the heavyweights.
>>319556412
well he is shaped like a dick
>>319556718
barafag
haha
>>319556532
Worked for Cosmo
>>319555320
Guess why I can tell which character the author of this plays
>>319556759
Oh, is it that so? I didn't know that as a child, and I haven't played MK64 in over a decade. That would have been nice to know as a kid.
>>319557110
Yeah MK64 had some ridiculous balancing. I didn't know about it until I looked up character stats 10 years later.
>Lightweight drivers have the highest acceleration and highest top speed. Additionally, only Lightweights (and the heavyweight character Bowser) can use the triple-gas acceleration recovery technique (tapping the gas button three times and then holding to accelerate more quickly). The single downside to lightweight characters is that they can spin out from contact with heavier characters.
>Middleweight drivers actually have the slowest acceleration of all the weight classes and have the same top speed as the heavyweights.
>Heavyweight drivers have a slower acceleration than the lightweights, but faster acceleration than the middleweights and share the same top speed as the middleweights.
>>319554337
I never played MK64
>>319557316
>Someone at Nintendo thought this was good balancing
Something more balanced, in principle, would have been:
>LWs have highest acceleration, second highest top speed, but spin out from contact with HWs
>HWs have slowest acceleration, highest top speed (velocity and momentum + huge size = unstoppable meat wall), and get some extra bumping strength against other weight classes (most notably LWs)
>MWs have second highest acceleration, slowest top speed, less spin-out time, and get slightly better off-road speed than LWs/HWs
Would it be the best way to balance the 8 characters when you actually play it? Who knows. But on paper, that sounds like it could work pretty well.
I play Peach because her voice sounds like a man's falsetto.
>>319554337
Nope. I used to pick Yoshi and now I meet my girlfriend for public sex three times a week.
I'm pretty raging let me tell you.
>>319554337
Fuck you I'm not gay I just like gay sex
>>319561165
this desu
Welp.
Apparently im gay now.
>>319554337
TOAD MASTERRACE REPORTING IN
>>319554337
no, but I look at furry porn so they're clearly fucked in the head
>>319560918
>Miles
Bottom confirmed.
>>319562914
>not using the input cheat to make tiny toad
>>319560376
does she knows you are a faggot?
I main Waluigi what does that say about me ?
>>319562917
This senpai
>>319563089
>implying I didn't
![120px-Beta_MK64_Character_Select[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/njwgZQb.png "120px-Beta_MK64_Character_Select[1].png")
>>319554337
What does it say about me if I play as magikoopa
>>319563340
You're a hipster
I play as peach. guess im a woman trapped in a mans body
>>319563906
back to /b/ with you tranny
>>319555320
>hurr durr I pick the le goofy character
>coolest guy
this is hilarious.
>>319563735
I can't help playing as best koopa
>>319563906
either this or you're godlike at the game and want nothing more than to completely disrespect your opponents
>Can't pick the same character
>6 of the 8 choices are outright negative in their evaluation of the player
Being the youngest brother is suffering
>>319554337
Is it true that everyone who picked Donkey Kong turned out to be a kekold?
>>319560918
holy shit you are a fairy
>>319564236
Just choose the foil of the character your older brother picked (Luigi to Mario, etc)
I turned out to be a tranny and I always picked Peach. I main her in Smash too.
>>319554337
I used Yoshi and my brother use Toad, he turned out to be gay.
>>319564615
you stole his character you faggot
>>319564520
I pick peach sometimes too, but it's usually to piss my brothers off in Smash.
>>319564497
I usually played as Toad or Luigi, depending on what the second brother picked. My oldest brother was always Mario.
>>319554337
I picked yoshi and I didn't end up gay
>>319564253
Nah, they were the bulls.
>>319555320
Wario master race and later waluigi master race reporting in
>>319555619
So try hard he literally has to defend his character choice
I pick Wario because /v/ told me that he is the coolest, and I want to fit in.
what's the official power ranking? I remember some chars are literally better than everybody else.
>>319563340
It means you the realest nigga here.
