Hey son, I know that new computer game is very important to you, but won't you come eat some dindin with your family? It's been a long time since we have talked, son...
I wish I had a Dad
>>319542647
i wish i was happy
>I'm sorry dad just one more level...
>... hmm, wait a s fucking second..
>Dad why the fuck are you black and wearing that gay ass shirt with your pants tucked in? Did my family become a Sears catalog without me knowing?
>>319542647
Me too.
>>319542716
Same senpai
I love you...dad.
>>319542729
>Did my family become a Sears catalog without me knowing?
>>319542474
Has no one noticed that dindin is opening a front door and not a bedroom door?
Sure Colin Powell, I'll be right down
>>319542647
So does the rest of /v/
>>319542970
You don't have a peephole on your bedroom door?
wtf you doing in my house nigger
>black dad
As if lmao
>>319542647
Is this the reason there's so many faggots on /v/?
... it's been so long, but I didn't know how to deal with it, and every day it just got harder to talk to you. I love you, black dad.
>father owned his own business
>guild leader in top 3 guild on our server of everquest
>mom is number one rated healer in guild.
>wouldn't power level me, or let me raid unless I got my epic weapon on my own (couldn't do official guild raids)
My dad literally taught me how to change my own oil and spark plugs, and break the Plane of Fear in the same week.
>>319543172
I think so. I was raised by my grandmother and mother along with my sister. I think that's why I'm so petty, angry, and vindictive.
Ill come to dinner when i'm done fucking mo's sweet pussy!!!
>>319542474
>dindin
>>>/r9k/
>>319542474
>dindin
Who the FUCK says that?
>>319543986
niggers
>>319543986
It's a meme you dip
>>319544414
I didnt know parents use memes these days
>>319543518
He's white right?
My mexican dad only shared his belt with me.
>>319544568
Of course.
Someone post the short film
>>319543986
It's not unusual here in Scotland to tell your pet they have dindins when you feed them.
>>319542647
>>319543030
Niggers detectect
>>319542474
See this thumbnail all the time on /v/
Never click it
Click it today
Oh shit! that's not David Cross like I thought