>Assassin's Creed Russia
>Assassin's Creed India
DESIGNATED
>>319431782
>assasin's creed vodka
>assasin's creed diarrhea
>objective: tail pajeet to the designated shitting street
>>319431795
>finally admitting they're a bunch of stupid ass communist shits
if this is real maybe it'll finally put the nail in the coffin to this garbage franchise
>poop smoke screens
>Assassin's Creed
>at all
Get some standards.
Press F to designate this street
>>319431782
POO
>>319431782
DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS
>>319432172
Syndicate was great fuck off.
>>319432648
>>319432721
>>319432768
Amazing combo.
Check this 8
>>319432876
you're a retard
>>319431795
This could be a very cool and original setting. Just ignore the Assassin's Creed name and make a stealth action game set in occupired Stalingrad.
>>319432990
That was a zero anon,
THIS IS AN 8
>>319432101
you retard
>>319433113
You call that an 8?
Now this, is an 8
please japan and I will pre-order
>>319431795
There was a time when I wanted this.That was about 6 years ago.
>2.5d bullshit
Not a single fuck given.
>>319433225
Nah this is an 8
>>319433641
Lol faggot. Look at this, I am now summoning an 8
![nazi_assassins_by_brony_artisan-d7apx0z[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/IGNecZV.png "nazi_assassins_by_brony_artisan-d7apx0z[1].png")
>>319431795
>commie assassins
>last mission you butcher tsar nicholas II and his whole family
fuck that why don't we get the NatSoc Assassins instead?
>>319431782
I can't believe they haven't done a ninja/samurai one yet. Too obvious?
>>319433847
You will probably play as a jew assassin freeing other jews from the evil templar nazis
>>319432267
this is just too much. what the fuck am I supposed to get out of this? its like looking at a a consiracy theory drawn out by a lunatic
![1449596278-3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/r07qn8e.jpg "1449596278-3[1].jpg")
You guys know this is how the games look, right?
>>319434095
What a fucking travesty.
>>319434069
Some autist actually wasted his time making this messy crap
>>319434095
That looks pretty cool. God bless and happy painting.
>>319433847
The filename is a thing of beauty.
>>319431795
Why isn't he holding a Mosin?
>using /pol/ memes
>ever
Jesus christ kids eriously?
/pol/ is truly the most degenerate board on 4chan next to /b/
>>319434841
>Being indian
>>319435063
>He thinks i'm a filthy subhuman
Polish/German here
>>319435254
>Polacks
>Not subhumans
>>319435254
>Polish/German here
That explains a lot fucking turbo c.uck
>>319433038
Not him, it was better than the others because you could skip the real life shit and keep doing shit on the animus, still the sister character was shit, the combat is worse than before, and the hook works like ass but the male protagonist is a cool dude for the assassin standards.
>>319433847
Because the Assassins were against NatSoc - they assassinated Hitler after all.
>>319431782
So they gonna use all interesting places for shitty side scrollers and main game gets the boring shit because assets are easier to make.
>>319434701
>put's
>>319432267
this is fucking unreadable
How are people not tired of Assassin's Creed yet? This shit is Madden tier in sequel frequency.
>>319435254
>>319435625
Haven't played since Black Flag, but they're pretty comfy once in a while imo
>>319435063
thank god I finished eating my potatoes and gravy
>>319431795
>>319431782
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ALMIGHTY!
Those kike judenpigschweine at Ubisoft are really milking that IP for all its worth until it collapses like a nigger gangraped victim of 500 feral silverback gorillas.
Holy fucking shit, when will it all end? When will consumers wise up and Ubisoft eventually eats shit and dies like it deserves?
Not even Hollywood is THAT kikerish.
>>319433847
>last mission you butcher tsar nicholas II and his whole family
Arent assassins supposed to be the good guys?
How do they justify killing and raping an entire family i mean really. I'm barely even 1/4 Russian and I'm offended as portraying these bloodthirsty jewish animals as heroes
>>319435625
This is worse, this are shitty 2D games. The only thing I like on these games is exploring interesting locations.
>>319435378
>combat is worse
that plus the fact that the overall story of weird ancient techno gods doesn´t interest me at all makes it really hard for me to care for this franchise.
plus their is also all the tumblr shit which doesn´t help at all.
why have a game set in the past if you aren´t gonna reflect the culture and society accurately?
>>319435625
virtual tourism, seriously that's the reason i play it
Hated London though, as boring as Boston NY in AC3.
>>319431795
>bayonet OVER the barrel, not under
what the shit
>>319431782
So,something like Prince of Persia?
>>319435991
IT'S NOT REGULAR SHIT
>>319434841
It's an /int/ meme poojet
>>319436075
>Hes never seen a nagant bayonet
>>319435254
>Polish
please remove yourself form the gene pool you eternal bitch.
also
>being (partly) German
>in 2015
apply the same procedure as listed above
>>319431795
>Ass Creed during Russian Revolution
>>319436319
it's a shitty sidescroller
>>319435254
>Polish/German here
So you are the result of a rape baby.
>>319436145
Thatals a joke right
>>319436145
this can't be real
I went to thailand, helped villagers use bucket systems that used water more efficiently and they fucking nailed it
they even have satellite TV in their fucking bamboo huts
how can india be so literally shit
>>319436216
>nagant bayonet
you mean the ones to the side?
>>319436414
>>319436432
it's very real
>>319436432
2 billion people can't have as much stuff as 60mil.
china doing alright though they pulled 400mil out of poverty, india is much worse in that regard
I THOUGHT I HEARD THE OLD MAN SAY
>>319436035
It's weird how much they fucked up the combat, AC II to AC revelations had great combat, 3 started to fuck it up but not too much, then it went right to the shitter making swords be garbage and enemies damage sponges so you were with your shitty rapiers for 30 seconds to beat a normal guy, and then even worse they took the chain killing for just make some more damage, and in this last one it's first take all of his life and then you make a final hit that kills them. the ancient aliens wathever was good only until 3 closed everything after that i didn't cared about abstergo and all that shit, Black Flag and the rest could have been better games without making me full aware of the shit outside, just let me keep playing instead of pulling me out of the animus every 3 missions just to tell me some exposition dialogue about templars and assassins, and we need more templar games, assassins most of them are retards, i wish i could have played the whole AC III with Haytham
>>319431782
>assassins creed india
just imagine it, taking a huge watery shit somewhere on the street to trip up the people pursuing you for rape-assassinating some underage girl
game of the century if you ask me
>>319432267
I've never seen a country get BTFO this hard before, not even post-WW II Germany
>>319436998
>Pahjiit, what weapon you choose, stones or stones
>You can't kill males, only infidels and womans
>>319437336
I swear, I've been laughing my ass off this entire thread.
Fucking India lol
POO IN LOO
>>319434095
all those smears look like diarrhea stains
jesus christ, my sides
>>319435254
more like polish/turk lmao. remove yourself subhuman.
>>319437698
poo soap?
>>319437698
oh no
no no no
>>319432101
>>319433847
Nikolai Orelov fights for the White Army against the Bolsheviks you dumbasses. After the October Revolution he moves to USA.
In the game the Bolsheviks are the enemies. Too bad it's just a side scrolling game.
>>319431782
>throwing poops on the ground in order to distract guards
>your HQ is a toilet, which ensures that you wont get disturbed or found by anyone
>handheld shit-catapult
>pouches with snack poopies to replenish health
>doing the leap of faith into massive heaps of shit
>riding around on cows, which of course will have animated real time shitting
>you will assassinate most enemies while they're squatting at the beach or at designated shitting streets
Pls hire me Ubisoft
>>319436015
>and raping
Did they rape them too? Even the little girls? Please elaborate, I want details
>>319437698
this cannot be
>>319431782
>>319437937
>Did they rape them too?
They didn't.
>>319437930
sounds like saint row 5
>>319436432
asians and whites are based and to some extend latinos. every shitskin race is literally subhuman.
it's not racism speaking out of me but life experience and studying history.
>>319431795
>Bolshevics were Assassins
>This means that the NKVD squads who would deport or kill you for ridiculous reasons or just to fulfill quotas were Assassins
>The people who killed the Tsar, his wife, his disabled son, his toddler daughters, his maid and his dog were all Assassins
>The people who robbed banks, trains and sabotaged vital rail lines during a World War were Assassins
>The people who ended freedom of the press and freedom in general (freedom to be another type of communist even) in the Russian Empire were assassins
Proof that the Templars are right all along.
>>319437698
>Poopy soapy for a rupee
So when will Assassin's Creed go to Japan? The factions and story pretty much write themselves and it would be a nice change of pace architecturally. We've had old European and New European for a while now.
>>319437698
Mmmhmm...Madeleines
>>319438376
but even arabs dont eat their own shit
>>319438407
Of all the Templars ever, has a single one ever turned to the Assassins?
While there has been multiple Assassins realising that the Templars are right and joining them
All the Assassins do anymore is just fuck up Templar plans without any plan of their own
>>319431795
When's this set?
>>319434095
Looking pretty prince of Persia there
>>319438407
They're gonna have templars do those.
>>319434095
is this a mobile game?
>>319438194
Fuck man, you ruined my boner. I wonder if there's a doujin of that
>>319438838
You could look into stuff that happened in 1945 when Red Army was liberating Germany.
>>319434095
it only makes sense to fart out a shitty ass creed game to 1.2 billion people
think of the money
>>319434095
Ubisoft really likes money, huh
>>319439114
>poverty
>buying a video game
>>319431782
Streets with squatting 60 years old self fisting matusalems
>>319433059
metal gear solid 3 and metal gear solid V
>>319439214
according to google, less than 2 million indians are below the poverty line (whatever that means)
that's a billion people to market to
>>319439373
sorry, i meant 200 million
>>319434095
>>319438992
Wow those women are fucking tall.
>>319439373
India is apparently a good country, as in, it has a lot of rich people and people that are well off but it's all over the place. So a lot of people live like shit and a lot have, say, middle-class American lifestyls.
>>319438554
you are right, they just bury it under the sand like a cat does. they are still subhuman, hairy, stinking brutes with sand in their dicks and vaginas (that's also the whole reason to circumcise newborns, because of sand getting under the foreskin and causing infections) who live by the rules established by a child fucking pedo shithead 1600 years ago and everyone that disagreed with his teachings was labeled infidel and was fought to death. this includes pretty much every accomplishment mankind as a whole has made. philosophers like Plato or Aristoteles are heretics and humanism is but mere blasphemy. everything that is not based on the word of that one child fucker is to be discarded.
APPOINTED CRAPPING BOULEVARDS
>>319439373
"above poverty line" in India probably means you have enough money to buy yourself some cow cakes and coca-cowla to get by
>>319431782
how is this series still going ( aside form shekel milking ) i played 1 and 2 and wasnt 3 supposed to bring closure to the whole 2012 ANCIENT ALIENS thing that 2 seemed to imply ?
>>319439373
The 'poverty level' of India is a lot different from the 'poverty level' of America
>>319439535
>it has a lot of rich people and people that are well off but it's all over the place.
Based on that everything in the world but central africa is pretty good.
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
5
>>319431795
>Arguably the best setting for AC.
>Hardly explored at all
>Make a shitty 2D platformer
Good thing I stopped giving a fuck about AC after Etzio trilogy.
>>319439868
nice try desu senpai7
>>319439780
>indians have to be separately taught to poop in the toilet and not the streets
>>319439561
Are you feeling alright man?
>>319439373
>less than 2 million indians are below the poverty line (whatever that means)
it means compared to the average indian life style only 2 people can be considered poor
thing is burgers living in welfare or autismbucks probably see more money in a month than most indians see in all their life
>>319439639
>how is this series still going ( aside form shekel milking )
shekel milking is the only reason wether a series keeps going or not
>>319432060
>Complete mission as soon as you set foot on any street
The game is set in Punjab (North India) with Sikhs. So it isn't in a poor area. Not every place in India is a literal shithole.
"The game follows Arbaaz Mir in Amritsar 1841, in the midst of a war between the Sikh Empire and the East India Company, two years after the events of the graphic novel Assassin's Creed: Brahman. Arbaaz must recover the famed Koh-i-Noor diamond, a powerful Piece of Eden that used to belong to the Assassin Brotherhood from a newly arrived Master Templar. While doing so, he must also protect his Mentor, Hamid, and his lover, princess Pyara Kaur."
