What do you guys think of the Steam controller?
Just got mine in the mail!
Why do you even exist in this state? What did your ancestors do to curse you so?
>>319409871
Yes.
>>319409871
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR HANDS
W-what's with the thumbs?
EWWW
That controller looks fucking nasty
what the fuck
>>319409871
>LOOK AT MY DEFORMED UGLY HANDS
>GIVE ME ATTENTIOOOOON
>>319409871
Hello chicken.
I don't like controllers in general so I doubt I will ever try one
This is why you don't race mix with Asians.
nice blanket homo
>>319409871
>genetic prostate massager
respect
Why would you buy a steam controller if you have no thumbs?
>>319409871
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Nasty thumb but i'd still plow you, m'lady.
>>319409923
deformed hands thread?
It sucks. Easily one of the worst controllers i've ever used. It doesn't know what it wants to be and it fucking fails at everything. The analog stick sucks, the trackpad on the right is horrible and feels terrible to use for extended periods (with things like camera control in FPS/TPS, like rocket league(sorta) and portal). It was great for playing RPGs, but so is my 360 controller, and that has the benefit of being plug and play for 99.9999999% of games, without having to go into a menu and assign keys like it's fucking xpadder or something. I don't want to deal with that shit. Call me when they get default setups figured out.
>>319410329
>Call me when they get default setups figured out.
you can just use community created ones
>>319409871
http://imgur.com/7LFbi7a
>>319409993
You can have one of your other fingers or a toe surgically implanted and modified in place of a lost thumb.
>>319410547
>http://imgur.com/7LFbi7a
>>319409871
THE REPTILIANS ARE AMONGST US!
>>319410325
hello my nigger
>>319410329
its plug and play for every game that has controller support.
it can also play almost every steam and nonsteam game that has no controller support. most even have community configs already.
simulating an analogue stick with the trackpad isnt that great i agree, however most games let you play with default controller settings plus mouse. and the trackball(mouse) simulation is the best out there
best controller for pc gamers, the only one they should ever consider buying.
overall definitely recommended for the price
>>319410931
except a 360 controller doesn't have to deal with community configs because every single dev knows what a fucking 360 controller is and how it's configured. That's why it's the universal standard.
>>319410869
Is this what I think it is?
Don't click on this.
>>319411140
huh?
What up, my droogs?
>>319411583
What kind of games can you play normally like that?
>>319411583
cant they fix tjat anon?
>>319411583
Couldn't you surgically separate your fingers?
>>319411439
Very well played, sir
>>319411106
>a new controller doesn't have universal standards
You don't say?
>>319411779
Most of them. It's only my right hand. Only have trouble with KB+M based games with lots of hotkeys since I tend to prefer using the arrow keys.
>>319411863
>>319411905
Maybe, but I'm used to the way it is now. The two joined fingers are pretty thin so it wouldn't give me much extra control. I don't have much dexterity in any of the fingers on that hand (it's like lacking one joint in each finger) so it wouldn't make that much difference.
>>319412105
It doesn't conform to the standards set, that we've been using for fucking 10+ years. It's shit, the hardware making it up is shit, the layout is shit, the buttons are shit, the bumpers are shit, the 'triggers' are shit, EVERYTHING about it is shit, except the dpad. The dpad is nice.
>>319410801
>Not knowing what a google image search is
Fucking retard.
>>319412195
did you ever cry over being deformed?
>>319412328
Only women cry.
>>319412263
I was calling out OP
>>319412201
I'd say the D-pad is the worst thing about it.
I'm performing better with the gyro and trackpad in singleplayer games than a normal 360 controller, or my DS4 though.
It's certainly not a controller meant for multiplayer or competitive games, I'm sure everyone can agree Mouse+Keyboard is superior for that.
Overall, I'd say it's good for games that have no controller support and you want to play on your couch or bed when lazy or sick after 30 minutes of fucking around with bindings (Or an hour with bindings if you pirate vidya).
>>319409871
The original design with the screen was interesting. This one, not much.
