ITT: Vidya chicks that would end up zombie food in a real zombie apocalypse
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I dont get this meme. Is it a subtle RE girl porn thread?
>>319409868
Dunno but he's wrong
>>319411174
How's he wrong, fag?
>>319409789
So, she would be a Jill sandwich?
Why do you want to make this a meme?
>>319409868
I hope so.
>>319409868
No it's a thinly-veiled Zombies x Girls porn thread.
>>319409789
>real zombie apocalypse
Zombies would get rekt in real life. Unless you had a magical device that would suddenly make half the population zombies, this shit would never work at all
>implying a slow moving zombie would do shit anywhere
>has to bite to spread infection
>>319411896
It spreads through the air!
The last thread got no replies. I think it's time to let this go.
>>319411896
>Person dies
>They become a zombie
People die everyday
How would you stop it then?
>>319409789
What the fuck do you mean by a real zombie apocalypse?
Even then Jill survived the mansion incident, blasted her way through Raccoon City, has killed giant mutant versions of countless animals and continued to do such work well into middle-age.
If you want porn just make a RE girls thread.
>>319412143
>Even then Jill survived the mansion incident
You mean some dudes house with like 15-20 zombies maximum?
>blasted her way through Raccoon City
Yeah, some city. It was nothing but hallways.
Imagine Jill in Seattle or New York with swarms of zombies everywhere.
>>319412059
>people die everyday
old people die because they're feeble and if they were zombified you could kill their shitty bodies easily. other people die because either they get wounds they can't recover from or they bodies stop functioning for one reason or another. all of these would make shitty zombies.
a guy getting hit by a car and breaking his spine would pose no threat as a zombie. neither would a person whose heart failed or someone who was poisoned to death because poison usually destroys the body in some way or another.
the only way a zombie would be physically threatening is if a healthy adult got zombified by a bite, but that would rarely happen for reasons explained.
>>319412308
>You mean some dudes house with like 15-20 zombies maximum?
REmake has about 70 zombies, not including hunters, dogs, snakes, bees, sharks, crows, chimaeras and spiders. plus it had one gigantic snake, one gigantic shark, one gigantic tarantula as well as a killer plant and one enemy that was fucking invincible.
>Imagine Jill in Seattle or New York with swarms of zombies everywhere.
she killed nemesis. I'd say zombies, no matter how many, aren't a problem.
>>319412059
Beating a zombie would be actually pretty easy. Especially now that like a quarter of the population knows exactly what to do due to all the media they consumed with zombie apocalypses.
>spamming these threads every day
i know it's vidya relatedbut stop posting these threads
Compared to the biohorrors of RE, most Zombie Apocs aint got shit.
Even in RE regular zombies arent a big deal. Most of the time you can just run around them to save ammo for real threats like fucking Hunters or Lickers. Zombies aint shit.
>>319412059
The amount of healthy, well trained armed individuals to well, unhealthy, slow and encumbered dead wouldn't make it too difficult.
It would also give most of the population an excuse to start packing instead of the curiously gun free situation you normally see it to justify the heroes doing most of the work.
>But why would anyone trust the entire population with firearms?
There'd probably be some regulation, but I doubt any society would want to run the risk of allowing more infection due to a lack of protection compared to allowing individuals to be able to defend themselves but run the risk of threatening others. It just kind of makes more sense to arm civilians so the army doesn't have to be stretched thin.
Then again we just might get the cliche of the authorities abandoning everyone but again, I still find it hard to believe they'd want to run the risk of the infection growing exponentially instead of dealing with it through using average joe as a buffer. After all if someone starts killing other people with the guns for kicks at the end of the day they're surrounding themselves with zombie bait and have less available heads and hands to keep them safe. Wouldn't be hard for a horde or the army to pick them off after getting word of their behavior.
Zoey from Left4Dead
All she did was watch zombie films in her dorm.
>>319414002
Aside from getting military training, watching zombie films is probably the best preparation for a zombie apocalypse.
>>319414002
Wait, did they ever do the backstories for the survivors in L4D? They said they would, but I never saw them. Did they do comics or something?
>>319413956
>>319412594
>>319411896
well how do we know what zombies we get, maybe we kill them and they all come back crimson-heads, then liker's.
>>319415786
They did hilariously bad comics, yes.
>>319411985
That's never been conclusively proven.
>>319418916
>not taking every precaution to contain an outbreak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toxIiMWQgKA
>>319412594
The dangers of zombies are in their numbers. Lets assume that its the slow, shambling zombies rather than the 28 Days Later rabies zombies.
>>319411896
People not wanting to kill zombified friends or family would allow it to happen.
>Go to island nation and screen everywhere who wants to go for 24 hours or however long it takes the infection to become apparent
>Or go to a place that requires some form of climbing since they cant climb and bring enough food to outlast the entire infection of your region which realistically would only be like 1-2 weeks
>>319419338
>just go somewhere cold
>everyone instead wants to go to stupid places like deserted islands or some shit
I haven't watched the walking dead but why wasn't their first order of business to get the fuck out of the south and head north to canada?
>>319419316
This fucking cliche always bothers me with how common and stupid it is
>we know zombies bite and infect people
>OMG DON'T KILL HIM, HE'S JUST SICK BUT HE'S GONNA GET BETTER, TOTALLY NOT GONNA TURN INTO UNDEAD
>>319419573
Well that was because you want to avoid major metropolitan areas and head to sparsely populated mountains where you will rarely run into bandits, have more room to expand and defend, and can see threats coming. Plus the terrain in general is much harder for a zombie to navigate and they will most likely starve before reaching anything too secluded.
>>319419940
Where are sexy pics?
>>319411896
Zombies would just get rekt by Armored vehicles and aircraft amd Infantary with Flamethrowers/Snipers
>>319420406
>Zombies would just get rekt by Armored vehicles and aircraft amd Infantary with Flamethrowers/Snipers
What happens when you run out of fuel and ammo and you can't be resupplied cause the home base had been eaten alive?
>>319419338
>people starve in 1-2 weeks
Yeah, not taking advice from something this retarded.
>>319421284
Aircraft just Rtb For refuel/arm , you can keep a consistent supply line between Armored Vehicle and your Fob since all Zombies would be killed as soon as they enter sight , Inf and Snipers keep the vehicles safe from getting overrun
