Hey anon can you watch my zombie for me?
Wait a second, op. Is she level 18+?
>>319409681
Hey anon can youTALK ABOUT VIDEOGAMESfor me?
>>319409804
>>319409804
She dead yo
>she
>>319409681
So you've got her hands tied but you keep her fucking ungagged?
The fuck is wrong with you man
>>319410371
That doesn't answer the question
>>319410456
>dead boys in maid outfit
Is there a name for that fetish?
>>319410524
Because that's not fun.
>>319409681
What's a vidya where I canfuckZombie girls or zombie traps?
>>319409681
you bet i can
*unzips dick*
>>319413279
Resident evil
>>319410835
Sure, it's called "seeing shit that isn't there."
>Boobs
>Boy
>>319409681
B-But I'm a semen demon anon.
We'd end up conquering the world together.
>>319414714
Next thing you'll say is girls can't have dicks
>>319409681
>>319409681
Will you die with me?
We're going on a date!
>tfw ull never be a cute zombie girl with a cute bf thats alive then becomes a zombie so your together forever
>>319410587
yes she's a geezer
>>319417101
That's literally the plot to this anime called Sankerea or something like that.
>>319417963
>qt romance manga
>a little ecchi here and there
>ok there's some drama going on that's cool
>wow this is a lot of drama this isn't really what i wanted
>please go back to the cute stuff
>comic: BLAAGH EVERYTHING IS SAD FOREVER WE'RE ALL SAD AND CAN ONLY BE TOGETHER WITH SOME GREAT SACRIFICE THAT FEELS FORCED AS FUCK
every fucking time, romance anime/manga fall to fucking pieces in the same way in the last act.
>>319409681
Kore wa Zombie desu ka?
>>319419286
What is this chinese doing on this here american imageboard.
>>319409681
>zombie
>>319410102
>he doesn't know that OP's pic is from a video game!
laughingbitches.bmp
>>319417101
Reminds me of a doujin where this dude fucks a zombiegirl. An amusing scene is he complains she is warm because she spent the day leaning against a radiator.
>>319422487
sounds interesting. anyone happen to know the name?
>>319421205
That series was way funnier than it had any right to be.
>>319410456
>boy
>tits
>>319422989
Shame about season two cutting so much from the books. It just didn't flow as decent as the first, but it was still pretty fun.
but OP. Im just a prinny Dood!
>>319410835
Maigeycrophilia
what generic unit would you like to be /v/?
>>319424868
Skeleton
>>319423556
Season 2 is really goddamn bad if you read the LN.
It's almost Mafia II tier in term of cutting.
>>319424868
female heavy knight
>>319425092
>It's almost Mafia II tier in term of cutting.
Woah, let's not get crazy here.
>>319424868
>>319424868
Look, if you don't pick skeleton you're factually wrong.
Let's assume that you're being animated by magic, whatever that magic is needs to hold your bones together. So in theory you could add more bones and the spell should still work, so mega skeleton.
>>319424868
is choosing female only generic turns me into a girl?
>>319426250
Why not just human then? You're still a skeleton inside if anything goes wrong, but you can still have the sexual intercourse with fair maidens.
>>319426250
but i don't know how to make spaghetti
>>319426707
I think sticking limbs on you while you're still alive is more messy and a hassle than if you're just a skeleton sticking more skeleton to yourself with magic.
>>319426250
then why the hell not android? You could turn youself into a fucking Dreadnought
>>319426250
Are there skeletons other than zombie dragons now?
>>319423556
>S1
>Everyone complains there's too much plot and not enough comedy
>S2
>Everyone complains there's too much comedy and no cohesive plot
Can't win em all.
Also, anyone know if translations are still giong?
>>319424868
Armor Knight
Nekomata
Mage
>>319426681
There is that freak in Axel's story
>>319421205
>>319423556
>>319428791
Main Hero B is not a freak.
