Have you played the baby vs parent game yet? Shits hilarious.
http://www.alphabetagamer.com/whos-your-daddy-alpha-download
saw it yesterday, but i got no one to play with
>>319409502
>Be dad since 4 years ago
>Caught 1 1/6 on countertop at 6 in the fucking morning, swatting things off the countertop to see what it did when it fell off
>See player crawl into oven.
>Nope!
>See baby somehow turn on burner
>NOPE
>See the fucking heating elements on floor of oven
>NO
>Parental unit standing there looking stupid.
>WHAT. NO. WHY ARE YOU STANDING THERE!. GRAB HIM.
Nope, can't play. Can't handle the stress niggas.
>>319411658
I think your child may be a cat.
>>319411751
>>319411751
He's a lanky 4 year old quarter mulatto, big headed pain in the fucking ass.
But, he's mine.
Yummy batteries
How do you even stop him eating the batteries when you can only pick up one of them at a time?
>>319411919
>quarter mulatto
you got kek'd
>>319411919
>quarter mulatto
Into trash he goes
>>319413053
shove it up his ass and call him Duracell rabbit
>lock every cabinet
>lock oven
>heal baby with pills when poisoned
>remove stool from the bathroom
>lift every fork and hammer on the table
>Your opponent has left the game