>Achievement unlocked: The Bigger They Are...
>The faster they drive
>>319403379
>Objective: Survive
>>319403016
>The Tighter The Anus
>>319403703
I said I'd never watch it again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Man1oy4Xh_0
>>319403016
>20 different games has an achievement with the same name
>>319403016
>Objective: Please her
>>319403016
the blacker they are
>Achievement Unlocked: Out of the Frying Pan...
>>319405280
Ifihadadollar.jpg
>>319405113
NOICE gif well technically it's a shitty gif but content wise it's fucking great
>>319405113
game?
>>319403703
Yo buddystill alive?
>Achievement Unlocked: The Nigger They Are
What did MGSV mean by this?
>>319403991
>Achievement unlocked: First blood
>>319405525
The Bigger They Chimp Out
>Objective: Confront the pain of failing to save your family
>>319403703
>Objective: Survive
>>319403016
...The Harder They Dong
>>319403016
THE BIGGER THEY ARE THE BIGGER THEY ARE
>achievement/trophy: do this barely possible task that requires perfection but you only have a single chance to do on one playthrough
>>319403016
>The More They Are For You
>>319406970
Git Gud
>Achievement unlocked: Baby steps
Achievement unlocked: You paid your respects
>>319403016
>Achievement unlocked: Welcome to the Jungle
what is it referencing to?
>>319408772
Jungle Book
>>319408772
Guns and Roses
>>319406970
Thats a fucking achievement. Watching the intro cutscene isnt.
>>319403016
>Achievement unlocked: Started the Game
>"You started the game!"
For what purpose?
>>319407465
>Achievement unlocked: Hello World
>>319409216
I bought the game, I demand you make me THE CONSUMER, feel special.
Dance Tech Monkey, Dance. Please your audience with our feel good awards.
> Achievement unlocked : stop the wheel
>>319409381
>Achievement unlocked upon booting up for the first time: 'Clearing the backlog'
Just about spit my drink, that they knew their creation would wind up bundle trash and untouched in my library.Starwhal
>>319409874
Those are some cute achievements. Until it says to get 1000 versus matches - dear lord, an actual real achievement that I would probably say fuck it to.
>Achievement unlocked: Take a break
>"Come back to the game after a year"
Any one legitimatly got one of these with out changing the system time?
>achievement unlocked: benchmarking
>exit the game in the first 5 minutes
>>319405113
Is it weird that I enjoy girls slapping each other? Not just like this, but like, really hard. Like bitch slapping the fuck out of each other.
>Achievement unlocked: [insert internet meme here]
I am still furious that Postal 2 did this.
>>319410203
I did with Cave Story+ were you would have to launch the game on certain days to get an achievement. I'm also waiting 5 years for Stanley Parable.
>>319410845
What happens in 5 years?
There are poorfags out there who don't have all the achievements for this game
http://steamcommunity.com/stats/268850/achievements
>>319410965
You launch the game after not playing for 5 years then get an achievement
>>319411013
Can you set your local time to 5 years in the future?
>>319411013
God damn, that's handy. Gonna' buy a shitty indie game right now.
>>319403703
Victory Conditons:Survive
>>319411065
The game's only been out for 2 years and already has a 7.1% achievement rate. So it seems like it
>>319410307
For a human being that would be alarming but for you it's fine.
>achievement unlocked
>it ain't me
>>319406970
literally civ5 in a nutshell
>Achievement Unlocked: Let the bodies hit the...
>Make a wrong jump and fall to death
>Achievement unlocked: Idiot
>Check the achievement info
>"Fall to death 3 times"
>finish game
>Achievement unlocked: Wrong ending
>>319409381
>achievement unlocked: started the game
>achievement unlocked: watched the intro video
>achievement unlocked: watched the opening credits
>achievement unlocked: completed the tutorial
>>319409381
some companies do this to track who actually buys/plays their games.
Same with mundane story achievements which works well for seeing how far a reviewer actually got in their copy of the game.
>300+ hours clocked on game
>die 10th time
>Achievement unlocked: Maybe you should have picked easy mode!
>Achievement unlocked: pick 100 locks
>even as a nonthief you get this just by playing the game
>similar achievements for similarly mundane shit
>no achievement for maxing every skill to 100
Fuck you Skyrim.
>achievement taunts you after revealing a huge twist
Damnit AC3 you played me good
>>319419591
>maxing every skill to 100
I don't believe you did this. I don't want to believe you did this. Please tell me you didn't do this.
>Achievement unlocked: Careful about your family
>Watch adult video
>>319420306
That wouldn't actually take that long thanks to Skyrim's numerous exploits
>Achievement Unlocked:Educated
>Complete the Tutorial
>>319403016
>Start up DaS for the first time
>Die to Asylum demon 15 minutes in
>Achievement unlocked: Welcome to Dark Souls
Literally reddit: The Achievement.
>"This is the part where I kill you."
>"This is the part where he kills us."
>Chapter 9: The part where he kills you
>ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: The part where he kills you
>>319415392
>Die 10 times to a single boss
>>319420945
DaS doesn't have that achievement, it was DaS2.
>achievement unlocked: Consult an FAQ Already
>Achievement unlocked: There is no spoon...
>Game has an achievement for doing something on each game difficulty
>doing it at the highest difficulty doesn't count for all the previous difficulties
Look, I love Ys: Oath in Felghana, but I just don't feel the need to play it on very easy after beating it on Nightmare and Inferno.
>>319421556
>Oath in Felghana achievement
ma nigga
>Do things in the wrong order
>Game mocks you for reading the GameFaqs guide wrong
>Finish first play-through
>Achievement Unlocked: Very Hard mode Clear!
>just the one
>Achievement: Zombie Genocider: kill 53,595 zombies
>Achievment: 7 day survivor: Survive 7 days in Infinite Mode
Fuck me dead rising that last one is real life 10 hours
>>319423214
>Zombie Genocidest in L4D
>Trail of Corpses in Prototype
>Achievement: Play on the same server as Garry
