http://store.steampowered.com/app/416590
You guys ready to have your guts spooked out?
these fucking plebs just never get scary clowns right.
I'll watch a letsplay
can't wait to have people cling on to this like a fucking autistic fungus. Might as well already start calling yourself "DeliveryBoykin" or whatever.
>screamers
into the trash
DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR CLOWNS ARE SCARY XDXDXDXD HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DERP DERP DERP I DUN LYKE CLOWNS DEY R SCARY HAHA *HOLDS UP SPORK* IM SO RANDUM XD
No, seriously, clowns are not terrifying in the slightest and if you unironically believe that, you are a fucking child.wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg
I do not find clowns scary, even the ones like Stephen King's It or any other media where clowns are portrayed as a juxtaposing element of horror. But clowns by themselves are not scary.Except in Space Station 13.
>>319389601
Literally "That'll be 15.99, plus tip" the game.
>>319389601
Does Emily want to play video games?
>>319390271
Okay then
You don't find clowns scary
That's fine
Someone else might find them scary
Just like I enjoy ham sandwiches
While someone else might not enjoy ham sandwiches
And that's fine
>>319390473
what kind of faggot wouldn't like ham sandwiches?
>>319390271
>By definition, an irrational fear of clowns is known as coulrophobia, with the prefix "coulro" coming from the ancient Greek word for "one who goes on stilts."
Phobias are IRRATIONAL fears, you dingus. Why are people afraid of a bunch of holes>
>>319389958
/v/ in a nutshell
>>319390271
>I do not find clowns scary, even the ones like Stephen King's It
Have you even read the book?
>>319390651
Serious waste of time and peanut butter. You can still see the hand print inside the holes.
>>319390651
insert anime girl with a fuckton of holes in her
>>319390850
>Serious waste of time
But normies probably loved it. Imagine how many instagram likes he got
>>319390635
I saw dead bodies in my time in the military. The smell of pork tenderloin cooking now makes me wretch. Ham and bacon is perfectly fine though.
>>319390271HONK
>>319390991
Wait. That's supposed to be creepy? Lol. Feels more like an easter egg.
>>319390991
Where the fuck is sec when you need them?
>>319390651
I'm not afraid of this when I look at it, but looking at it for too long increases my heart rate. Weird.
>>319391872
It makes my skin itch, especially on top of my head
>>319391532
One round as a Research I found that the movement patterns of Clowns could be filtered down to a mathematical equations, to which Shitcurity is found to adhere to inversely.
>>319389601
>it's another "dev-shilling-their-game" thread
>This may be your last pizza delivery.
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>indie horror game # 12512656
Another lazy first person indie "horror" game with no combat which is pandering to the youtube/twitch crowd.
Where's the fucking clown girl porn already?
>>319392648
>Oh no! The door shut! How will I ever escape this house with all these windows!
i would play a game about a pizza delivery guy in detroit, that's true horror
>>319392817
>horror game with no combat is bad
Wew
>>319393451
What are you? A cu'ck? Everyone deserves a fighting chance.
>>319393451
Give me a good survival horror game with no combat/no way to protect yourself.
>copy pasta shock images scared off the kids and/or redditor
>>319390271
clown pls go