Things that will automatically turn a videogame into SHIT
>Voice acting
>High fidelity 3D graphics
>Real time action combat
>First person perspective
>Romance
>DLC
>"Reload from the checkpoint 30 seconds ago when you die"
>Fake choices
>Orchestral Music
>Movies that pretend to be games
>Multiplayer
>Social Media integrated into the game
>Floating arrows in the sky that show where your current quest objective is
>Maps
>Difficulty scaling
>Changable difficulty settings mid combat
>QTE's
>Cutscenes
>Radiant quests
>Below 60 fps at any point
>No mods
>No official modding tools
>No actual ending
>Too easy or too difficult puzzles
>Loading screens longer then six seconds
>Randomly generated content
>Loot treadmills
>Bad Character Customization
I'm trying to think of a game that fits all of these criteria.
Not even fucking Tetris, because
>Korobeiniki orchestral music
Click was a fucking terrible movie
>b-but muh feels
Fuck off, you guys are literally worse than comfy fags.
>>319292584
>Voice acting
Nah. Playing Bound by Flame is better because it's voice acted.
>high fidelity 3D graphics
This seems like a meme phrase, but great graphics can really benefit the experience.
>etc.
>>319292584
Almost all of that is subjective
DON'T PLAY FUCKING VIDEO GAMES THEN.
>>319292912
stick to your movies, faggot.
The only thing that will make or break a game for me is if the bosses require an actual strategy or if they're just HP tanks that deal a lot of damage.
>>319292584
Does any video game actually meet all of these requirements?
If so then that game is a bland turd
>>319292584
What the fuck not even Pong fits this.
>>319292584
No joke, if a game is first person that's an instant red flag for me and I'm just not interested.
>>319292584
>voice acting
>hd 3d graphics with a realistic art style
>DLC
>movies that pretend to be games
>floating arrows in the sky
>changeable difficulty setting during gameplay
>too many cutscenes
>too easy
>bad character customization
All of these make a video game SHIT.
>>319293156
This and
>QTEs
>too easy puzzles
>anything involving social media or smartphones
>pandering to SJWs/tumblrmeme shit
>>319292584
>>Orchestral Music
You're a fucking tasteless faggot and I hope you get ear cancer
>>319292584
Get a new hobby.
>>319292584
>Movies that pretend to be games
This is why I've lost faith in this industry. There's an army of retards trying to hijack video games and turn them into interactive 3D movies.
>>319293108
>multiplayer
Fuckoff.
>Start playing a Japanese game
>Start first level
>There is noYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fucking dropped right there
>>319293636
Get a decent taste.
>>319292584
>DLC
>early access
>preorder bonusses
Just stop it already, I just want a complete game and not one that's ripped apart in many pieces.
>>319292584
>QTE
Well, DaS lost.
>>319293893
lolwut
>>319293884
It's okay you can still get a Wii U and play a bunch of boring and simple 2D platformers.
Some of us want more.
>>319292912
>This seems like a meme phrase, but great graphics can really benefit the experience.
its not, they take away massively from the content. Which is why we're getting an abundance of open world games. They don't have to try to add more content.
>>319294145
More through less?
You aren't making sense.
>>319294145
>press x for the next cinematic
>more
>if it's not a movie it's a 2d platformer
Good luck with your oligophrenia.
>>319294279
If having VO turns a game into a movie you should really go back to reddit and get a le epic 2D indie tatoo, retard.
>>319292584
Why are you on this board? Do you even like playing videogames made after 2000?
>>319294087
You're shitty, bait-tier, copy-paste, baseless OP is worthless.
>>319294153
>grahics
>take away massively from the content
Art budget isn't necessarily content budget
>>319294917
>You're shitty, bait-tier, copy-paste, baseless OP is worthless.
>>319294465
You're saying that a game with more cutscenes and less game is somehow more than a game that is all game.
Either you start making sense or stop posting anon.
>>319295750
So what you're saying is that you have nothing to say whatsoever to defend yourself.
>>319292584
>Voice acting
No.
>High fidelity 3D graphics
Yes.
>Real time action combat
No.
>First person perspective
No. It's the opposite.
>Romance
No.
>DLC
No.
>"Reload from the checkpoint 30 seconds ago when you die"
What?
>Fake choices
Yes.
>Orchestral Music
No.
>Movies that pretend to be games
Yes.
>Multiplayer
No.
>Social Media integrated into the game
Yes.
>Floating arrows in the sky that show where your current quest objective is
No.
>Maps
No.
>Difficulty scaling
No.
>Changable difficulty settings mid combat
No.
>QTE's
No.
>Cutscenes
No.
>Radiant quests
No.
>Below 60 fps at any point
No.
>No mods
No.
>No official modding tools
No.
>No actual ending
No.
>Too easy or too difficult puzzles
Yes for easy, no for difficult. Today, there are no too difficult puzzles, but there are stupid people.
>Loading screens longer then six seconds
No.
>Randomly generated content
No.
>Loot treadmills
No.
>Bad Character Customization
No.
OP you have shit taste.
>>319292584
Idk man, the voice acting in most 40k is what makes it for me
>>319292584
I just hate the retards who think it's mandatory or necessarily good to have voice acting in every fucking game.leave Zelda alone you damn Hollywoodrones
>>319292584
Are there any games that fit all of these?
Even pacman has cutscenes.
>>319297349
Tetris has no cutscenes.
>it's a video game.
>>319298874
just fuck my shit up
>>319292584
Next level bait
>>319298874
shoe kekaroo anon [DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS] old
>>319292584
So OP, What you're saying is that you never play any videogames and instead post these bait threads on /v/ all day just for your own amusement.
Cool.
>>319293156
Where does Ridley fit into that?
>>319292584
>gun
>not click click boom
>>319292584
>anon has finally proven without a doubt that all videogames are shit
We did it /v/, we can all go home now.
I can't even tell who is baiting in this thread anymore
What about Super Mario Bros.?
>>319299570
There is no bait, just opinions you don't like.
Full instead of selective voice acting is probably one of the biggest anchors holding vidya games back, ignoring consoles obviously.
It shits up RPGs because they reuse voice actors and the actors are often clearly just reading off their script as quickly as possible
And it eats into vidya game budget. Fuck full voice acting.
>>319292584
Name one video game that does not have any of those.
>>319298874
Check my swedish dubs up
>Made by David Cage
>>319299258
>Ridley
>fitting anywhere
too big anon.
>>319300982
you fell for it, stooge
