>she dindu nuffin she a true patriot
>we wuz rulers n' shieet
Yeah but, how does she taste?
>>319281348
The Boss actually has a nice ass.
/pol/ truly has the lowest tier memes in this entire website. Even /tv/ are better at it, you guys really need to try harder.
>>319278820
Boss was the best MGS girl. Back when Snake Eater came out I always felt awkward because everyone else was talking about how hot Eva was and all I could think of was the Boss and how hot her stern expression was.
To this day I get rock hard whenever I hear her voice.
>>319283696
Is that why /v/ adopted c.uck?
>>319278820
>>319285148
C.uck was just the new buzzword insult to go to, just like "faggot" and "autist" before.
>>319285014
>Sexualizing The Boss
What the fuck is wrong with you
Do you think she was actually trying to kill Snake at the end or is BB a 100% hack-fraud instead of a 95% hack-fraud?
>>319285014
>thinking The Granny is attractive
>>319286191
>thinking The Granny is a good character
>>319286135
Faggot isn't a buzzword insult. It's part of 4Chan tradition. Kek and Autism won't last forever, but Faggot will, faggot.
>>319286252
Well considering she actually kills you in game if you lose id say she was trying
>>319285014
>>319286191
>>319286506
I always fantasized in the final battle, instead of shooting her dead, Snake would slip her out of that sweaty tight sneaking suit, and make sweet love to her hard muscled body.
>>319287516
>>319278820
SNAKE SHOT HER WHEN SHE WAS GOING TO CHURCH.
>>319288125
>>319286135
yeah, originating from all the louis ck bbc shitposting
>>319283696
>/pol/
>/tv/
what's the difference? :P
>>319288280
i want to drag that zipper down even further and lick her pussy
>dindu nuffin
Except give recoilless nuclear warheads to a madman that wants to rule the world.
>>319288462
Same, just imagine how sweaty she'd be after all that running.
>>319289118
>>319289323
dont you want to make love to your mother?
>>319289350
The Boss is one fine piece of meat
>>319289407
STOP SEXUALIZING MUH BOSS
It's pretty annoying how hard they pushed the "Boss did nothing wrong" thing.
Considering every single character in the entire series isn't completely good or evil.
>>319289449
>>319289692
>not killing her and then fucking her body
Theres not a lot of Boss rule34
>>319289907
Is there a single MGS character who doesn't have a plump ass?
>>319289907
>>319290043
She oozes too much authority and dignity, it just doesn't work with her.
I consider it flat proof that people talking about the lack of strong female characters don't play fucking video games that nobody ever mentions her. She's probably the strongest character of the entire franchise, and she's like the God-Queen of trope-crushing.
>>319283696
Dindu nuffin is legitimately funny in context. We Wuz Kings is pretty weak. Ben Garrison is probably the single lulziest saga in 4chan history.
>>319292093
I agree, my mom is a huge femnazi and joined the "no good female characters" craze. I pointed out The boss, and my mom jumped on how she was sexualized because the sneaking suit.
>>319292093
She's basically a mary sue, so it would only make sense she's the anti-thesis of Japanese kawaii sluts.
>>319292680
In the original depiction she was a good character to showcase the sheer inhuman callousness of war and politics through her sacrifice. It was only afterwards that she was canonized as a fucking saint and became awful.
>>319293179
She was basically already regarded as a saint as early as MGS3. Eva had a lady boner for her, most of John's life was dedicated to carrying out a version of her will, Zero basically treated her as a Goddess, and the entirety of the USA considered her their top operative because she apparently singlehandedly won WW2.
>>319293458
At least she shared the credit with the Cobras, who for some reason nobody remembers after Snake Eater.
You'd think that the guy who can control fucking bees would've ended up on a plaque at Normandy or something.
