Put in any stories or conversations or anything about Spelunky.
I got to Hell once.
Once.
>>319252874
hey derek DLC when you FUCKING HACK
>pick up idle
>jump on a rope cos mamma didn't raise no fool.
>YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT
Fucking oversensitive store owners.
>>319252984
I havent gotten there yet. Been working on it for weeks but some small thing comes and screws everything up
>>319253178
One time on an attempted hell run I got to the black market, some orange frog-fuck got hit by a spike trap and blew up the shopkeeper, making them insta kill me
This is what I think of Spelunky.
>they got dunder
>>319252874
i remember watching my brother play the 0.8 versions of the original pixelated version
i made some levels for it myself, the level editor can be fun.
>>319254340
>>319253485
>>319253237
Same here anon, been trying for a year. Fuck the 4th area so much.
>Be me, 40
>Run my own shop in some cursed cave
>One day I hear shaking right above me
>ohfucktheidle.jpg
>Boulder flies through my shop, destroying everything
>I scream out "YOULL PAY FOR THIS!"
>Hear some miner scream back "You oversensitive fag!"
>Of course Im gonna gun down this punk
>Shoot him, not dead.
>Throw him at a wall then shoot again, he's dead.
>Throw him and shoot his body 30 more times before running off and gunning down everything else in the cave
>Hear a slight voice after killing the miner, sounds like screaming
>Shrug it off and make another shop for the next level
>>319252984
I didn't even know there was a hell.
>>319254979
Don't worry amon I tried to beat hell for 2 years and when I finally did it, I lost complete interest. Cherish what you have
>>319255624
Yeah, you have to do tons of complicated stuff to get there.
-Obtain Ankh
-Kill yourself on a certain level with a blue statue with Ankh symbol on forehead in ice caves
-Get to temple
-Kill Anubis
-Find gold door
-Itll be a new map called city of gold, find a creepy book with a face
-Grab it and gtfo there'll be a mini boss
-Go along floor in Olmecs room until book starts moving its face
-Make Olmec sink there
-Enter the secret door while riding Olmec down
I love this game. I even considered getting a vita just for portable Spelunking.
OP here, Im getting off. Later /b/ros
>>319256312
Same. It's legitimately my favorite game of all time.
>>319256246
HOLY SHIT!
>>319256535
OP again, forgot I was in /v/
>>319256637
Yeah. The developers of Spelunky are evil people.
How long did you guys play spelunky before actually beating Olmec? I remember playing the pixel version and taking a year of getting good before finally getting through him.
>all achievements completed
>after a year and a half of trying still can't make it past the temple area with the eggplant
Hands down one of my favourite indiesWhere's my Spelunky 2, Derek?
POST YOUR SCORES /v/
>>319257021
Took me like two weeks to beat the game with no shortcuts.