>be murican
>play online
>teammate can only speak Spanish
Salut!
>>318739413
>be murican
>play online
>get shot
>muh English should be the worlds main language
I should thank you guys though, I'm pretty much tri-languaged because you kept shoving English down my throat.
>>318739759
Were you born in a small village, anon?
>>318739413
>be russian
>play online
>team speaks English
>new pubshit joins
>greets in Russian
>host kicks him
>says in perfect Russian he's not going to babysit retards
>proceeds to speak English
>>318739853
He might be cis/ex-ussr: native, Russian and English
>>318739413
Spanish will be the main language in the USA in your lifetime. You better get use to it.
tfw half Mexican and don't know Spanish
>>318741756
Not unless Trump gets elected
>>318742156
You are dellusional.
>be english
>play online
>americans make fun of my accent
>aussies call me a pommie cunt
>irish calls me a gobshite
>scot calls me wee shite (which hurts, because im half scottish)
>french call me rostbiff
>i just wanted to play videogames
>>318739759
>muh English should be the worlds main language
he literally means he's on an american server and no one speaks english
you fuck sucking retard
>be mexican
>have no problem speaking both english and spanish
>mexibro joins the server and speaks spanish
>Americunt no one is fucking talking to gets triggered because he can't read what we chat
Why are Americans so fuckin lazy they want people translating things for them? fuck off.
>>318742307
Go build wall paco
>>318739413
imo spics are worse than black
>>318742853
yeah, but not as bad as white.
>>318743028
you seem upset Jose
>>318743138
Not really, Bubba.
>be latvian
>play online
>no one speaks my language
>tfw Canada USA Mexico (CUM) brotherhood on /v/
/int/ knows what's up
>be australian
>play online
>lag like im using dialup because sudden random line issues
>murilard wont stop screeching into his mic
>british cunt is preaching islam
>russian is lagging worse than all of us put together
>distant storm knocks internet out
>lose all progress from past hour because serverside-saving
>foot bitten by white tail spider
>weather forecast dictates drought for the another 5 years
>snake comes out of toilet
>abo kid gang steals fuel from my car
Fucking online only games
>be chink chong shit
>play online
>>teammate can only speak French
i'm guessing there from Quebec?
>>318739853
WORDS CAN KILL
>be murican
>play online
>try to let team mates know what to do
>someone in spawn spamming his melee
Come on wow
>mic doesn't seem to work
>notice everyone else has a japanese name
Maybe they just don't hear me?
>press up and down on the D-Pad to spam C'mon and Booyah
>look down at gamepad
Oh I'm playing Splatoon
>>318742156
>trumps get elected
>nothing changed
>you been rused
make america white again
>>318743491
>can
You fucked up.
>be polish
>play online
>get poles and other slavshits in team
>be norwegian
>teammates are american
>all they do is talk about hamburgers, guns and clapping
>there is actual fucking grease coming out of my speakers
>>318742509
Get out you fucking hun, you're not british.
>be yuropean
>play online
>only teammate can speak French
>ser español
>jugar en linea
>compañero de equipo sólo se puede hablar Inglés
>>318743778
que peso amigo? uno taco por favor!
me haciende este grande!
ño gringo!
post more crickets
>>318743778
>compañero de equipo sólo se puede hablar Inglés
You are not Spanish.
No Spaniard or Hispanic would ever write a language with capitalization, or with that broken grammar for the matter.
>>318744070
locust
>>318744163
post the anime cricket
>be in europe
>Small country that nobody gives a shit
>Most people speak good english anyways, or atleast try to
>Almost never find nationalistic kids unless I want to
P.good
>>318744195
my cricket folder is not as extensive as you think
>>318744560
not that one
the one that sort of scratches its head
>>318742532
The wording was retarded.. not surprising though, since he's an ameriblob.
