I've lost. . .
4 minutes stu
I've lost control of my ______
>>318737976
wife
I'm programming a visual novel engine for a western h-game.
Give me ideas of features you'd like to see instead of a plain old slideshow.
>tfw no one will hire me
>tfw been trying all year
>tfw even the fast food jobs that chads and boomers say anyone can get are either "fully staffed" or hire sheenequa instead
>>318738057
A shake button to make jigglies jiggle, like they have in Neko Para :)
>>318738121
I fear not the moderators.
>>318738086
There's such a thing as over-qualification.
I had to keep applying to my local grocery store for three years because they were afraid that I wouldn't stay with them very long for $13/hr considering all of the freelancing development shit I've done for $60/hr.
>>318738086
>tfw hired
>love my job
>but they only give me 20 hours a week max
>can't even afford to fix my car
>help me
>>318738057
Actual animation.
Interactive ass slapping with physics like that senjoru kekan or whatever.
>>318738169
I'd be willing to do that but the artists probably won't want to animate it.
In fact I'm rather sure they won't.
Got any ideas that a programmer can do on his own?
>>318738086
change your race
nobody's going to hire you if you check the "white" box
pretend to be part native american, nobody will check that shit. plus nobody knows their true lineage unless they are DNA tested- it's a bunch of bullcrap that can make a big difference on where your resume goes
>>318738362
Yeah program it to know if the mouse leaves the game window and have the animu grill get mad and tsundere/yandere or something
I have to do an assignment that will literally take me 10 minutes but I'm still procrastinating.
And I have to start studying for exams.
>>318738452
I like it! That's actually brilliant!
I'm putting anon down in the credits as ideas guy.
>>318738515
No problem. Just make sure you link the game here when its done.
>tfw flirting with a girl I dated 4 years agowhen I was 16
>tfw it's going super well
>tfw I actually got myself a date on Friday
>>318738637
I'm not sure if the project leader is gonna be updating this blog but I'll see if I can add development previews now and then.
And yeah, it will definitely be posted to the "you're making a game, right?" threads and adgd etc.
waltsquest dot blogspot dot comsorry 4 shilling
>>318738515
the funny thing about ideas guys is that a friend of mine is one for a mobile game studio and makes 700k a year from royalties.
All for having an idea.
if I post my address will somebody come and shoot me
>>318738889
No, but I will sign you up for some mailing lists
>>318738053
Why was she up at 4 AM anyway? Why does she question Stu but nobody questions her?#blacked?
>>318738876
I don't see how that's different from being a consultant.
You're basically telling people what to do.
>>318739035
Clearly she heard him making oatmeal or whatever and got up to investigate.
>>318739035
She woke up when she heard noises in the kitchen
>>318739090
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EP5xp-XqQU
>>318738889
If you're near me I might come over and complain about my life
>>318739198
>step 1 isn't wait until 4am
shit tutorial
>dump gf because she told my mother to drop dead
>fast forward one week
>what the fuck have I done, maybe I was to hasty
>try to smooth things over like always
>She's already fucking someone else
>proceeds to explain their sexual endeavours and says everything possible to emasculate me
Never stick your dick in crazy gents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpSHC1dqX1o
What games did you play today?
>>318739506
>first gf is perfect in every way
>same personality, same interests, 8/10 shortstack body that checks all my boxes
>start to get worried that I found The One too quickly and I'll never have the opportunity to sleep with others
>will never have a varied sex life for as long as I live
>>318738451
fun fact: my brother and his wife tried to get a job in the police force in philadelphia once. a friend of his who was in the police force outright said "you're pretty much not going to get it, because you're white and male"
muh equality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqKd8qIiHP0
>>318739624
Splatoon came in the mail, so that was pretty cool. Also TitS FC.
>play Fallout 4
>think it's boring
>uninstall
>already want to play it again
How do I make it stop?
>>318739624
A bunch of DMC4SE
>first time playing it since it first came out
>never really played DMC games otherwise
>get up to the phantom guys
>"holy fucking hell these guys are bullshit, i can't combo them at all, all i can do is wait for them to do the stab attack and counter it"
>progress
>get to the plant guys
>"jesus christ and now these assholes just keep breaking my combo with random ass slices and shit"
>play a bit more
>get to the disappearing platform section
>find out that you can take the phantom's cloak off by using devil bringer, and then you can just combo them like normal
>find out you can destroy the plant things on the scarecrows with your gun, and then you can just combo them like normal
>mfw 100% crazy mode has truly begun
help
>>318738086
I've been there bro, nothing you can do beyond applying at different jobs and doing constant call ups.
Really, the worst part is how every person who hasn't applied for a job in 10+ years tries to give you simple advice like "make eye contact and have a firm handshake!". Like no shit you slack jawed moron, getting a job even with a college degree now can be some major fuckery.
>trying to install and set some stupid VN so i can go to bed
>that was 3 hours ago.
>>318738121
>censoring your IP
For what purpose? You can reset your router straight away and get a new IP
I've got an old friend from high school (who I'd probably consider my best friend at the time)
uni's over for the next couple months and I want to get back in touch
but I have no idea what to say
he's online right now
what do
>>318740310
Yeah I know. It was more to avoid retarded responses like YOU DUN GOOFED etc.
>>318740115
I've been there man. Which VN?
I just started learning HTML so I can use that to transition into CSS and Javascript so I can make a shitty web game so I can get the skills to learn Actionscript so I can make a shitty free flash game so I can make an engine to make a legitimate shitty flash game to earn money and get rich.
Wish me luck.
>>318740480
Koichoco
I don't want to run a pre-patch but it's getting to the point where I'm about to not give a fuck anymore.
>>318740480
not him but I really want to play Hoshizora no Babylon but I don't know moon and there's no english translation
I spent 4 fucking years learning moon and it was all for naught because they write everything in fucking chinese instead of using one of their two perfectly fine alphabets
>>318740367
I want to suck your dick
>>318740786
I can't just start with that though
>>318740717
>spent 4 years learning moon
>and not a single fucking day on Kanji
You do realize they do that because if everything was in Hiragana and Katakana exclusively, it would be an incomprehensible mess?
>>318740023
>tfw fighting the Mephistos as anyone other than Nero
This is true suffering, holy shit.
>>318740717
This is what happens when you skip a third of the alphabet
>>318740832
we learned some kanji like tree and person and gate/mouth and all those basics but there was a separate four classes just for kanji and I couldn't survive past the second one
also it wouldn't be incomprehensible if they used spaces between words like every other language
>>318740993
>every other language
Every other latin-based language, that is.
I'm pretty sure every asian-based languages do not utilize spaces.
>I was the guy in last night's thread complaining about Amazon not shipping my shit
>STILL hasn't shipped
>tfw the fucking estimated delivery date is tomorrow
>>318741167
Latin, Slavic, Hebrew, Afrikan, Nederlandish, and even Polynesian languages all use spaces.
I can't think of a single non-Asian language that runs on like that.
Except hieroglyphics, but that's less language and more pictography.
Kanji is literally closer to pictography than it is a language.
>>318738775
God speed.
My self confidence has really been all over the place, I've been rejected by some pretty meh looking girls, and I've also had some rather good looking ones take an interest in me. I've been told from random people online that I'm a solid 6/10 and that I have a handsome face, but I'm a27 years old and a virgin that lives at home. I get a lot of anxiety when I get sexually close to anyone because of how inexperienced I am, I've never even made out with anyone.So that puts a large stress on things, I guess I just need to man up and deal with the fact that shit will be really awkward when it gets serious.
Still, I've got this pretty good looking 33 year old girl talking to me, hopefully I can at least get a date with her.I'm also really mad at my sister. She's a pretty white girl who was literally dating a guy so she wouldn't have to live at home, she broke up with him and instant;y found a new dude to date that let her live with him rent free. It's so painfully easy for a decent looking girl to get a guy, and this cunt still has the audacity to mock me behind my back.
>>318741684
>Still, I've got this pretty good looking 33 year old girl talking to me, hopefully I can at least get a date with her.
Good luck man, I'm in the same situation as you but I don't think I'll ever be able to get close to anyone
>>318740809
Just ask him what's up, if you were friends before you'd probably just fall back into old patterns and clique together really easily.
>>318741684
faggot
>>318741868
It could happen, just don't assume it's going to make your life more complete or anything.
>>318741931
bruh.
>>318741684
please tell me you're employed at least
>tfw finals next week
fug
Started playing Dirty Bomb last weekend.
Now I have enough to buy any one merc.
Think I'm gonna go Kira since I got a good bronze card for her and she seems useful. Fragger looks like a good bread and butter too.
That cute girl from OKC cancelled our date on Saturday. She asked to meet some other day but my terrible self-image makes me think it won't happen and it was dumb to get my hopes up. A pity cuz I really liked this one.
>>318740310
>reset my router
>still have same IP
So much for that
>>318739825
I wish my city had more non-white cops. Maybe it'd be a less corrupt police force.
>>318742598
I have a shit job yeah.I work retail, which has boosted my self esteem and people skills pretty decently.
>>318742879
Shit happens bruh, I've had to last minute cancel dates a bunch of times. Don't get so beat up about it.
>hug him goodbye
>he nearly loses balance
what does it mean?
>>318743656
He wanted the descartes. You know what you must do.
>>318739798
Fucking strangers isn't all that fun anon If that's what you had in mind
>>318744235
Not strangers, just other girlfriends.
Or a harem.
>>318739798
I dunno about perfect but my first real one had a lot of ideals in what I wanted as a mate, but I goofed and developed anxiety that I might cheat on her with other girls and like an idiot I confided that in her.
I've moved on and matured emotionally and everything but that was honestly probably the biggest fuck up in my life.
These pretzel's are making me thirsty
>tfw I haven't sucked on a feminine penis in over a week
help
>>318739798
It's more important to have a long term partner than the stats of putting your peen in multiple girl holes
>>318737874
Just 3 more hours until the store across from my house opens up and i can get a 40 oz, get drunk, then think about killing myself until I go to bed
>>318739798
>>318744235
This.
Was in the same position with my first gf. Looked good, same likes, had been friends before hand, had been with each other for 5 years etc. except she cheated on me. Kicked her out and now I just sleep around with anyone. It is so unsatisfying and I would trade it for a good girlfriend any day.
I can't tell if I'm bi or not. After fapping to a few traps I found myself fapping to some twink shit and enjoying it. But for most gay porn it just doesn't work for me. For 99% of it when I watch my dick just goes insta-limp, unless they're really girly looking. Is it just a fetish? And just to keep it vidya related, is Rocksmith any fun? Saw it on sale and I'm tempted to pick it up.
>>318744328
Put it out of your mind and enjoy what time you have together, once she inevitably turns out to be a psycho and things go sour you'll be able to have your fun
>>318744896
I believe that yeah its a fetish
And yeah man Rocksmith is pretty damn fun, it can really teach you how to play guitar also. Ended up playing it at my friends house and had a blast.
>>318744896
>And just to keep it vidya related, is Rocksmith any fun? Saw it on sale and I'm tempted to pick it up.
I don't know why this got me so hard but oh boy am I laughing.
btw ur gay
>>318744896
You're on your way pal.
>>318744896
I'm pretty sure you're bi, but you're attracted to one specific group of boys. And I do believe I mean boys, so you probably want to exercise some caution there.
im sitting here at 4am grinding honor on a world of warcraft private server
fucking kill me
>4 minutes late
JUST
>>318737874
my 5
>>318745135
I actively tried going into yellow and beyond though. I sat through some gay porn and it just doesn't get me except for the hyper feminine looking ones. Not saying I'm probably not kinda gay, but most of it turns me off. It's like trying to fap to fat bitches. I just can't do it.
>>318744896
Do you want to physically put your dick inside another man or have them do that to you?
>>318739506
If she is already dating another person within a week, then you should be glad to not be with a person like that. Fuck those people. She already has a list of several guys as back-ups for whenever her current boyfriend dumps her or is dumped by her.
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