LOL
>It's to attract attention and distract people.
Did they really say this?
Attract the attention of who? Why?
>>318621374
I hate that comic.
>>318621374
>>318621374
jesus christ i hate these stupidass pretentious tumblr comics about how hard it is being a tranny and how dumb all cis scum are
How about 'It sells well, as a business that's the only reason we need'
>>318621265
>quiet's tits
>that big
>quiet's face
>that un-horselike
LOL
>>318621265
George Kamitani actually commented on that comic on facebook awhile back.
>>318621374
I don't get it...I mean I do about the struggles of being whatever, but I just...I don't get the punchline, the set-up, it makes no sense.
What an awful comic.
aйй лмao
>>318621554
I'm not sure there's anyone that does. The whole thing reeks of a middle aged woman who wishes she was born a male so she could become trans. It's a weird form of cultural appropriation, if you can call gender identity disorders a culture.
EL OH EL
L
O
H
E
L
I wonder how stupid 2016 is going to be.
>>318621728
>Charizard
>Dragon
this guy had one fucking job.
ONE JOB.
>>318621831
On a scale of 1 to /v/, probably /v/.
>>318621728
>Charizard
>dragon
>>318621265
Frank O'Conner is the piece of shit that let Spartan IVs happen
>>318621374
>>318621823
>Le strong womyn hit a man because he hurt her feefees
Feminists really are childish trash, aren't they? And this is coming from a mongolian finger painting forum.
>>318621791
It implies genders are made up like sports and people can pick whatever team they want.
>>318621728
>Charizard
>dragon
>>318621803
dat redhead a cute
>>318621265
Who's that witch women?
>>318621823
>i know lets solve it with violence
>girl power
>>318621728
>Charizard
>dragon
>>318621823
>Person speaks truth
>Counter it with violence
This is some genius commentary.
>>318621379
She teases you while planning your death.
>>318621823
DC comics is now dead to me.
>>318621728
>saying fus ro dah while attacking
>charizard
>dragon
>le randumb faces
>>318621970
Fucking zen pencils, even the edits can't save it.
>>318621802That's actually kinda funny
>>318621938
I get that, it's just retarded.
>>318621823
even as someone who knows fucking nothing about comics, this will always be fucking retarded to me
>lasso forces him to tell the truth
>he tells the truth
>FUCK YOU AND FUCK THE TRUTH, GRRRL POWER
>>318621823
>use lasso which literally forces guy to talk
>punch him because he talked
No wonder people see the Justice League as tyrannical.
>>318621374
MAYBE LOOK DOWN WHAT YOU HAVE DOWN YOUR PANTS AND YOU WILL KNOW?
>>318621970
Why did John Madden kill all the world leaders?
>>318621970
JOHN MADDEN
>>318621374
Like that fat fuck actually plays frisbee
>>318622007
Not to mention "mansplaining" i.e the term people invented to reject being proven wrong.
>>318621803
>i think the name prety much says it all
Well, he's not wrong.
>>318621970
What's the original
'No borders' or some shit?
>>318622006
>>318621860
>>318621895
The comics shit but charizard is basicly a dragon.
His mega turns him dragon type, and hell lance, a trainer of exclusively dragon type pokemon uses him from time to time.
>>318622071
>the type of your genitals defines what sport you play
baka desu senpai
>>318621728
>your on
on what?
>>318622071
But some girls have a penis so it will still be confused.
>>318621823
>lash compels truth
>guy gives the truth
>womyn don't like the truth
>react with violence
And that, gentlemen, is why comics are dead. At least Marvel made their shit funny as fuck, especially the "I'm not going to fight back cause I know how hard it is being a woman" which was exploitable as fuck.
DC forgets their fucking powers.
Then again, Marvel vectors images from the web and draws over them....
>>318621265
Ive never ever met a Japanese man who prefers ass to tits. Why do Japanese people have such poor taste in women's features?
>>318622026
its okay
thats just a webcomic that sells poorly and that writer was kicked off
>>318621823
Is this why /co/ is basically /co/mblr?
>>318622174
That's called a man with tits
>>318621265
Fucking this. I've never seen anything wrong with it.
People have this crazy idea that sexualizing something is bad, which is fucking pathetic.
Just say you're doing it cause you want to, and fucking move on.
Although I guess it's the fat tumblrites that whine about it that is the problem
>>318622145
THE TRAINER IS FROM EMERALD
MEGA EVOLUTIONS DID NOT EXIST IN EMERALD
IF LANCE USES CHARIZARD THEN HE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T EXCLUSIVELY USE DRAGON TYPES
I SWEAR TO CHRIST YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS RUIN THIS FUCKING BOARD WITH YOUR
STUPID
FUCKING
COMMENTS
THAT
YOU
FORCE
ME
TO
READ
EVERY
FUCKING
DAY
>>318621728
>charizard
>dragon
>being trans is A-OK
>being gay is A-OK
>two siblings having a healthy relationsship is WRONG! IT'S UNNATURAL AND GROSS!
Explain this /v/
>>318621265
Cortana looks 1000x better here than she actually does in game.
>>318622139
“You develop an instant global consciousness, a people orientation, an intense dissatisfaction with the state of the world, and a compulsion to do something about it. From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch.”
And then he went on about how UFO coverups must end because he believes the government is hiding the truth from us all. A lot of astronauts are mad fuckers.
>>318621374
This is some dobson level of drawing and strawmaning, christ
>>318621802
fuck I just spit my coffee all over the screen and spilled tea all over the keyboard after literally seeing this
>>318621860
>>318621895
>>318621942
requesting more angry bed posts
>>318621728
>charizard
>dragon
>>318621728
>Dragon
>>318622145
Yeah but it's not the particular mega in question
>>318622107
>Pickup artist
>A job
>>318622226
your pills, dude. Take them
>>318622268
the other two don't produce retard offspring
>>318621823
So whats the full story In this comic?
>>318621728
>your
>>318621803
Im crying.
This is the best picture ever.
>>318622295
fuck you
>>318622107
Why do women want to be a part of organized crime? Are they really upset mobsters are dudes?
>>318622268
2/3 of those don't produce monsters
they just are monsters
>>318621807
I love erma comics
>>318622268
Give it time anon it will become okay aswell.
>>318622335
sleep tight pizzer
>>318622226
bro calm down bro
>>318622268
It's 2015 man. When it's 2025, try again.
>>318622341
I for one am glad someone finally speaks out about origanized crime's sexism.
We should make it illegal or something...
>>318621803
Where's Lincoln
Honestly that is kinda funny, as much as that comic generally sucks. Kamitani a best.
It's the same reason I like that nigga that makes Senran Kagura. He just fills his games with sexy animu girls because he likes sexy animu girls. There's a certain endearing honesty to that, as opposed to the whole "you will be ashamed of your words and deeds" route of pretending there's some great reason for it.
>>318622319
>>318622357
Isn't that chance extremly small?
And as long as you use a condom or pill you are fine
Just go to a sperm bank and get sperm if you want a baby together
>>318622319
>>318622357
I don't think you understand genetics very well, or, hell, know about condoms and shit.
>>318622107
>investment banking
shit, all that 80's/90's wall street image still exist.
>>318622107
I dont get it.
>>318622403
I smiled
>>318621728
You guys are silly. Look at Charizard and then tell me: if that's not a dragon, then what the fuck was it supposed to be? A winged lizard with a built like dragon and who spews fire?
>>318622435
theres literally nothing wrong with liking tits, bitches without tits just want you to stop liking them
>>318622368
Me toothe lewds are pretty good too http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1704406#search=Erma
>>318622071
haha
>>318621728
>everyone talking about the wrong typing on Charizard
>Not Poke'mon
>not "your"
>not the fact that the artists was one of those retards who thought his white hat was his hair even though you could see dark hair coming out in the in-game sprites
>>318622432
not a founding father you fucking idiot
>>318622492
A salamander
>>318622441
>Isn't that chance extremly small?
Fun fact women over the age of 40 have a higher chance of birth defects than first generation incest.
Its by the time you get to 4+ generations of incest that you get out of the fraction of a percent chance of having a birth defect.
>>318622205
Yuuup, the only reason there are people calling this out is bc it's 2 in the morning. If it were 7 (before most of their bedtines) /co/mblr would be agree with the empowered women nonsense. This board and the comic Industry is septic and I can't wait for their sales to really hurt at their peak progressiveness.
>>318622432
Lincoln wasn't a founding father.
>>318622523
oh god lol
>>318622107
>investment banking
What fucking world do they live in? The average fucking joe can just trade on their shitty laptops from home now.
>>318622191
Go read some doujins or watch some ass JAV. Something like Yuu Shinoda.
Tits are life
Ass is hometown
>>318622519
IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY YOU FUCKING RETARD!
HAVING A PENIS MAKES YOU A MAN. THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO IT.
>>318622341
A few of the most ruthless and violent crime lords were women. Griselda Blanco?
>>318622492
WINGED LIZARDS ARE CALLED BIRDS AND THEY
FUCKING EXIST YOU FUCKING RETARD
THAT'S WHY HE'S FUCKING FLYING TYPE
FLY FLY BIRDY
GET IT YOU SHIT FOR PISS?
SERIOUSLY THINK BEFORE YOU FUCKING POST BECAUSE
THERE IS NO FUCKING FILTER FOR YOUR RETARDATION
>>318622441
Incest only matters in small communities and the stigma is attached from when the world was a lot less populated and you needed strong kids.
Now your gene pool is likely to be sufficiently different from your sibling that nothing bad would happen. If your family tree had regular cases of incest, sure, you'd be in trouble, but if you're the first in your history, then no.
In short, it's so low and anybody who claims otherwise doesn't understand genetics or lives in an isolated community with a small population (and that wouldn't matter anyway as you'd all end up related regardless).
>>318622579
Well their mental image of investment banking is some dude fucking a pile of money. You would think that would be a positive to them since its eveything they love.
But this comic was written by a dude defending women most likely so he has no idea how much women love dicks and cash
>>318622538
A salamander with wingers? And trick torso?
>>318622432
are you fucking serious
>>318622635
birds are cold blooded?
>>318622271
won't he die from a lack of oxygen.
>>318622601
EVEN FUCKING LITERAL MONKEYS ARE SMARTER THAN NIGGERS
>>318622601
whats hilarious is that I live in a country with very few niggers.
>>318622523
>off of
Fucking Americans. You get off the chair, not off of the chair. You get a list off wikipedia, not off of. Why do you add an extra fucking word when you've been removing letters from words since inception?
>>318622107
>talking shit about survivalists
We'll see how well you do when the bombs drop.
>>318622594
shut the fuck up you are ruining it
>>318622594
>HAVING A PENIS MAKES YOU A MAN
Having the XY chromosome makes you a man.
>>318622635
>>318621802
That's how you do a stupid meme joke correctly. It's so absurd that it's funny, it's not like they just went ''lol cake is a lie haha have you played Portal? haha ha''
>>318621728
>Charizard
>Dragon
>>318622750
also the date was 2008
>>318622698
BLOOD TEMPERATURE CAN CHANGE OVER TIME
LIKE HOW MINE IS RED HOT READING YOUR FUCKING FAGGOT FUCK POOP SHIT NIGGER DICK DONG CUNT FUCK SHIT
>>318622709
>>318622710
Whoah bros, don't be racist. Black people are no different from you or me.
>>318621379
Did you look at Cortana?
If yes, there is your answer
If no, I have some bad news for you
>>318622635
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>318622703
Oxygen is just another government conspiracy.
>>318621781
Wait. So big tits imply tits. How is that a useful statement?
>>318622578
>tfw you had moments like this all throughout Highschool
>tfw you'll never get to fuck that slightly chubby weeb chick now
>>318621803
me on the beanbag chair
>>318622791
you're a lizard
>>318621802
aside from cake this made me bust up
>>318622432
>Founding Father slumber party
>Lincoln
>>318622813
>you'll never get to fuck that slightly chubby weeb chick now
You lucked out.
>>318622684
Well yeah, it ultimately evolves from a fire-breathing salamander to a larger form with wings like how a water-spewing turtle evolves to grow cannons.
>>318622145
Lance is a flying type trainer
3x dragonites dragon/flying
Gyrados water/flying
Charizard fire/flying
Aerodactyl flying/rock
>>318622793
niggers are products of a specific upbringing, nothing to do with race
>>318621374
>On the football team
>"I'm a waterpolo player!"
>"No youre not youre on the football team."
>"STOP OPPRESSING ME WAAAAH!"
>>318622698
YES
THEY MAKE THEIR COLD BLOOD SO THEY CAN FLOAT IN THE AIR
>>318622107
what is this comic even supposed to show
im so fucking confused
>>318622505
>>318622107
>author has to make up an artificial divide and literally label it as an artificial divide to justify their political opinion
This isn't funny, it's just sad that people like this exist.
>>318622048
You can't say that word!
LOL
>>318622268
>>318622319
>>318622648
If incest is banned because unhealthy, why bestiality is not allowed?
>no pregnancy
>no diseases if you don't fuck wild animals
>male animals can consent
>>318622107
i cant even tell whose side this comic is on.
>>318622048
>>318622924
That's OUR word!
>>318622847
>that bulge
>>318622107
Wait does this shitty image imply that there are women marines?
Because thats blatantly false, they aren't strong enough
. https://youtu.be/UKb0ZPz2-xk
>>318622735
So when you tell someone to leave your house you say
>get out my house
?
No, you say get out OF my house. And if someone is on top of your house you say get off OF my house.
>>318622948
There is no animal that can say "Yes" unless it's a parrot. And you don't want to fuck a parrot.
>>318621823
Eh, I dunno. I don't mind people beating on sexist people, but Wonder Woman saying the word "mansplaining" sounds real dumb 2bh
You're fucking Wonder Woman, not some kike on Twitter.
>>318622847
>This is who perfection looks like.
>>318622961
there's no penis anon
>>318622948
Same reason kids can't. They don't understand sex or some shit, I dunno. What bout necrophilia?
>>318622961
Tbh I saved the picture cause that is some good shit. Don't hate it, she's wearing tight panties on purpose.
>>318622910
Spooky, but noice.
>>318622191
It's really simple. There are literally no girls with big asses in Japan, at all. It's a genetic thing, and over time, culture there just doesn't value it as a sexual trait.
>>318621374
What did he mean by this?
>>318622735
>You get off the chair
Are you jacking off the chair?
Because thats what you just said retard
>>318622926
>>318623048
>she
>>318622092
>That gratuitous layout
for what purpose.
>>318622910
That kind of gave me a tent.
>>318622948
>>318623018
Animals can't consent to mass slaughter and being locked up in horrible conditions either
>>318622869
She had a cute face and always smelled likeJohnson's Baby Lotionso I think it would have been fun to fool around with her.
>>318622961
Every time I see this .gif I'm going to point out that the 2-liter has more soda in it after he pours his drink.
>>318622601
die nigger scum
>>318622910
I wish I could exorcise spirits with my dick. That'd be pretty cool.
>>318622601
>recording animal abuse
Great way to end up in jail. I'm sure that guys been there before.
>>318623018
>>318623048
Male dog humping your leg is same as him saying "yes".
>>318621823
>literally attacking the truth
Feminism in a nutshell.
>>318623005
"Get off that chair"
not
"Get off of that chair"
You don't fucking need it. Collins and Oxford say you're wrong, so shut the fuck up.
Saying "get out of my house" is different to saying "get off that chair"
>>318623070
>DO THE MONKEY WITH ME
>>318623103
PETA pls go.
I'm so glad they finally made Zelda a girl.
>>318622368
Is there any porn of her?
>>318623018
>And you don't want to fuck a parrot.
Speak for yourself
>>318623150
Why is it different though?
>>318623005
>No, you say get out OF my house
Get out from my house.
>>318623115
WOW
>>318623156
>COME ON
>>318622619
Game about Blanco when
sup guys
>>318623115
he's tasting different soda bottles.
>>318622807
I think he's using it like a arrow sign...
He's trying to say big tits is better than all other tits size.
>>318623103
And thank God for that.
>>318623183
Get off from that chair
>>318622880
B&W2 Has him using Haxorus, and his original team has Dragonair. Soulsilver & and Heartgold he uses Garchomp.
Stadium has him going all over the place with his teams though, buts thats just cause its stadium lol.
>>318623115
TOOOOOOODDDD
>>318623072
Made me laugh anon.
>>318623082
This is how fucked /v/ has become, it literally can't tell the difference between balls and vulvas.
>>318623165
Always check the replies to posts that you want porn or sauce of anon. Because chances are someone already asked.
>>318621374
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING? WHY DO YOU DO THIS?
>>318623224
See, it works. And now you know you'll not be making that silly mistake again.
>>318623191
WHOA MOMMA
>>318622226
I think it's time for you to take a break from the internet before you hurt someone.
>>318623234
>it literally can't tell the difference between balls and vulvas.
balls are just fused vulvas, that's why they got the seam.
Honestly does it even matter if they're balls?
An ass is still an ass.
>>318622092
>can't stop seeing loss
Kill me.
>>318621803
>Americans
>>318622847This picture just makes me want to get a skirt, stockings, and panties so I can take more lewd pictures for /v/ and I wonder if that's the wrong reaction to have
>>318621970
HERE COMES ANOTHER CHINESE EARTHQUAKE!
>>318623180
Because that's how sentence structure works.
http://dictionary.reference.com/help/faq/language/g42.html
Here, let me pretend to be you.
Fuck of off.
kek
>>318622635
Dinosaurs aren't lizards, bro.
>>318622807
>>318623216
He's saying he likes all of them and not just big ones, tards.
>>318623270
So if the words "out" and "off" have the same grammar in those cases then why not when you add the word "of" after it?
No one would say "get out of my house" is grammatically incorrect
>>318622948
>males can consent
>females can't consent
isn't this the exact same logic that feminists use to say that all sex is rape?
fucking japan needs to hurry up with the sexbots and remove all these moral problems
>>318623286
And? They're still easily distinguishable. I just think /v/ wants to see balls where there aren't any.
>>318622880
They literally all look like fucking dragons you pokemon autist. Every one in his Gym is a dragon trainer and his fucking hair looks like a dragon crest. Goddamn.
>>318623304
you've said this to this picture before anon. havent you already done it and send lewd email?
>>318623337
>Dinosaurs aren't lizards
>>318622519
>>318621374
God damn
>>318623334
"off of Wikipedia" is right though. "off Wikipedia" isn't.
the fact that you're so angry and have an inferiority complex against americans is hilarious though. so please continue to be.
>>318623392
I did not come here to feel.
>>318623304
Probably. Learn to draw and draw them instead.
You're an ugly-to-average 3D young adult male, not a cute 2D highschool girl desu senpai.
>>318623334
That's a different usage though you dumbass. That's "off" meaning "to go away" not "off" meaning to get off of something
>>318623380
>tfw no qt trap gf to dress up like fav 2hus
>>318623394
>>318622635
Are you retarded?
>>318623392
>>318621265
>Kojima
>Comes up with a fun and creative reason, to add a bit of flavor to the character
>Frank
>Comes up with a lame reason, to try and retroactively cover their asses from SJWs.
>Kamitani
>Really likes big tits.
>>318623369
>No one would say "get out of my house" is grammatically incorrect
You've not met the average grammar Nazi on the internet than have you? People will scream black and blue about bad grammar when they don't know all the intricate twists and turns of the English language themselves.
>>318621728
>Dragon
>>318623392
you bastard
I had forgotten this one
post the rest
>>318623436
thepointyourhead.webm
It was lampooning, anon, it was a simple lampoon. Hyperbole. Mockery. Satire.
>>318622519
Wait I thought /v/ will agree with this pic
>>318623392
Not again.I still want this to be her canon backstory.
>>318622341
We've had a few, and they were probably the worst. La Madrina basically set the precedent for killing your rivals family, even their infant kids to prevent them rising up and wacking you. Not to mention the whole reason why they were able to pin down her whole cartel is one of her boyfriends was a rat, and she refused to have him vetted (despite the fact she'd have anyone wacked over the pettiest shit) because he was giving her the D.
>>318623335
>>318622807
>So big tits imply tits
Oh boy, is this the common core thread?
>>318623392
>>318623453
>>318623335
Fuck I gotta try this shit at work
Friendly reminder that this was as an actual thing in a comic book.
>>318623161
Allright I laughed at this one.
>>318623369
>No one would say "get out of my house" is grammatically incorrect
It is.
>>318622486
>not malestrom
Such waste of a perfect opportunity to be dumb.
>>318623210
For fuck's sake, space out your damned shock comics, /v/. I posted it what, 2 days ago? And and it got posted again the next 2 days, if I iirc correctly. Not to mention Geiger Counter was posted twice.
You have to keep a certain freshness when posting emotion-fucking comics. If you keep posting Geiger and Green over and over it stops being shocking and starts being spam.
At least wait a week or something, maybe use b4k to see if it was posted recently.
>>318621803
That is actually pretty cute and well done.
>>318623564
Nah faggot
>>318621374
i agree witht his comic, we should just ban all bathrooms and all shit on grass
>>318623446
Dinosaur literally means terrible lizard.
Don't talk shit around these parts again if you know what's good for you.
>>318621970
What is AEIOU?
Alles Erdreich ist Österreich untertan?
>>318623459
>Kojibles and this other guy dont like big tits
Faggots, both of them, they may give in-universe reasons for it, but for a meta and outside explanation, it should have been the same, SJW only makes thing bad.
Freedom godamnit, i drew dicks on the chalkboard and no body really gave a fuck, it was just some childlish drawing of a dick, nowadays it would be sexism.
KEK
>>318621265
>Devs now need excuses to put hot chicks in their games
Are the SJWs that feared?
>>318623298
Who is this fat chick and why do I keep seeing her?
>>318623392
>>318623430
>guys are ugly and not allowed to show their ass
Wow, this sexism. Stop oppressing and implying men are only fuckable as "girls".
>>318621728
>all these >charizard >dragon posts
>nobody pointing out that he's not actually doing Fus Ro Dah
>>318622323
IIRC
the chick is a pop idol and started doing more sexy shit or something, basically being a slut on stage. the manager thought it would make younger girls do the same so he was trying to get her to stop and return to her conservative approach by staging accidents or something. their defense was that women have the right to chose or some retarded shit